You have 5 seconds to be as muslim as possible.

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>>76389008
>has sexual emergency
>rapes 10 yr old girl in europe
>gets away with it because my culture is different

AAAAAALLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

HUUUUAAAAAAAAAACCKKKKGH BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*slits throat of small boy and fucks his corpse*

>>76389082
In that throat slit right chum. Takbir.

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>>76389101
>takbir

*spit on a cops car*

>Takes full advantage of welfare state to finance metro bombings :^)

Inshallah my European brothers

Subhanallah mashallah inshallah halal harām wallah wallahi ramadan mubarak eid al fitr fatwā

>>76389008
g'day ol' chap

*casually explodes*
mashallah, nothin personnel infidel...

>>76389008
Allahuakbar! (firing an RPG at a bus full of European tourists.)

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>>76389427
>nothin personnel infidel

>>76389008
>Be an Italian Muslim
>it's ah me Allah
>BING BING KABOOM
>Inshallah Allah no. 1!

*haggles over groceries*

>>76389739
>Banters muslim
>he calls you an infidel and threatens to blow up your house

>>76389709
>>76389460
>>76389427
>>76389361
>>76389330
This isn't real Islam. Islam means peace and the Prophet (sws) said that killing one person amounts to killing all of humanity.

>>76389770
>killing one person amounts to killing all of humanity
Sounds like some evangelion-tier shit going on.

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>banter a muslim
>he kills your entire family and makes you a jannissary

>>76389770
Well they've certainly killed humanity alot of times then

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>start a fight with someone
>call my brothers, cousins and extend family to help me against one person

Peace to you this morning my brothers.

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>>76389858

>>76389770
If you read that in context you'll see its a rule that only applies to Jews. Muslims are actively encouraged to maim and kill others

*blows up*

AM I WHITE INT?

AM I WHITE INT?

ARE YOU HAVING FUN? TAKBIR ABSOLUTELY HARAM INT

AM I WHITE INT?

WOULD YOU FUCK MY SISTER INT?

SHES PRETTY ISN'T SHE, I FUCKED HER.

*is peaceful*

*prays towards Mecca*

*blows self up on account of minor religious differences*

Terrorists aren't real Muslims! They're perverting our true Islam!

>>76389980
*Prays towards washington DC lol

t.

Best coast.

These muslims pray different!
we should kill them all, rape them, kill their families , and then rape them too. Mashallah, brothers.

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*posts average muslim girl*

>>76389008
Hoхчичoъ

>>76390005
Too bad President Trump is almost never in DC. More like
>pray to Mar-a-lago

>>76389008
>ignore half of my religion pretty much permanently but still claim to be a devote muslim and better than everyone else

>twist religion into a slave of ulterior purposes

>rape/molest children

>murder random people i've never met

I think I covered the main tenets of being Muslim.

Quesshun...

If muslims, good muslims must pray towards mecca five times per day, then where do muslims in mecca pray towards?

>>76389770
who follows "real islam" then...?
seemingly no one

>>76389008

Inshallah!
>does something dumb

alternatively

>does something which is considered a horrible crime in European culture
>doesn't feel guilt because it is not a concept in the Arab world

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOM"

>>76390422
its a tiny shed/hut thing, there isn't anything in it. It was used by other religions before islam, as a place of worship, who actually put things in it but islam doesn't. I think there was other boxes in other cities, for different gods (for the original religion that constructed them, as it was polytheist). most likely early muslims conquered the people's of the area and being a stretching empire with lots of cultures, incorporating elements of their religions into then islam, to integrate the conquered people's better. this happens a lot, see the Christmas date for example.

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>>76389906
This.
In context it's saying this is what was given to the Jews but we say....

>>76390424

The terrorists are the real Islam, they always have been.
Muhammad was a terrorist.
Anyone who isn't Muslim and also moderate Muslims are considered inferior and enemies who need to be forced into submission or destroyed.
None of their nice stuff applies to non-Muslims, it's encouraged to lie and deceive, even pretend you aren't a Muslim to non-believers to take advantage of them. No deals or promises have to be kept with non-Muslims.
This isn't just stuff radical clerics teach, these are the foundations of Islam.
Any Imam or whoever trying to preach peace and tolerance with the "infidels" has his own religion going against him.

>>76389008
Taqiyah my way into welfare and Swedish pussies
>Not all muslims, babe. The prophet was a peace lover and I shall prove it with my erect dick on you and your 9 years old sister.
>Allah Balla Cialis Dali

>>76389008
;)

BRITISH POLICE GO TO HELL!

But also please protect me from Islamophobia

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Alright guys fun is fun but I would very much appreciate it if you delet this thread

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>>76391349
agreed

>>76391349
>banter a muslim
>he becomes a janny and deletes the thread

>>76392743
why aren't you hindu like your ancestors
how did you guys fall for the islam meme so hard

"I'm Brit"
"I'm French"
"I'm Swede"

>>76389008
I am bring Kalashnikov and wrath of god allah akbar

>>76389008
السلام عليكم

>>76389008

ALAAHU AKBAR

*Rapes child*
*Runs her over with a rented truck*

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>>76389709

"I'm greek you subhuman"

>>76389035
Fpbp.

c'est la vie, hon hon hon

>>76389008
Shiah is not Islam.

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Allah is everywhere

>>76391349
No