Culture Pals - /cp/

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does it feel bad for you anons when qt asks for your social media accounts and you don't have any?

second for suckin dicks and slangin bricks

>>76387535
>ask qt for social media
>message seen
>no response
I thought it was going well.

>>76387535
Not really. What's the point anyway?

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Rate my current qt.
Not sure if he's gay, but I hope so.

>>76387784
looks like a homo

"ı like sports and outdorr activities.
ca you help me?"

What did they mean by this?

>>76388053
Do you like watersports?

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how to get over the fact that your qt is way too good and beautiful for you?

>>76388693
Enjoy it while it lasts because they'll find a cuter qt, replacing you one day.

>>76387784
0/10

>>76388693
The fact that a beautiful girl picked you out of the sea of shit personalities. If you feel that your looks are lacking you probably make up for it in every other department.

/KenJC18
Doesn't he look like Bryce from 13 Reasons Why? kek

Completely fucking with a Chinese girl, the Asians are fun to play with

>talking about sex
>"we r good friends i dont want to talk about it"
>literally talked to her once in the past 3 months

hello cp how r u would u like to make a friendship :))

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>>76394468

>>76392340

Tell us more

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Mikey on suicide watch

>>76392340
what does her name start with

>>76394517
cringe

>>76395858
You're an unbelievable fuckin retard and probably worse than most of the girls on this site, please kill yourself you navy seal copy pasta pasting dudebro fucktard

>>76395619
Eh just went from 1-100 lewdness immediately, she stopped responding though

>>76395818
A

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>/cp/ is still alive

Just asked for nudes, wish me luck brothers

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>Tall to fun south African for days
>we share interests and are fairly alike
>told me yesterday that we'll chat more today
>fucking blocked out of nowhere on both whatsapp and Interpals


Not like she's my oneitis, but ffs, Idk what I did to piss her off

>>76396213
Please tell me you didn't ask for nudes out of nowhere, cuz that's what it sounds like.


>>76396367
She probably realized you're too beta for her, desu.

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Is Rachel still /our/ girl?

>>76396367
Same happened here
What's her first username letter?

>>76396854
Who dat?

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>>76396824
Lol no, I have 0 interest in nudes
>>76396906
L
>>76396854
Dulkadir please leave, and no she isn't. She is all but forgotten at this point

>>76396824
I've just stopped giving a fuck

>>76397208
Yeah, iktf.
My initial messages are becoming more and more sarcastic.

>qt just gave me her kakaotalk
w-what do now

>>76397582
Add her.

Just a heads up, kakao is usually only used by boring koreaboos. I've never messaged a girl on there for more than a few hours.

>>76397153
Mine is a
Seems like it's just south African culture then

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Posting memes for qt, ignore.

>>76397995
where's the qt

>>76398109
On IP ;^)

I'm just posting some memes here to send to her.

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>>76397995
post qt

What are your plans for the summer, /cp/?

>>76398162
Got a job at my uni showing the chinks and pakis who are visiting for summer school around

>>76397342
Same.

>>76398162
Found a job through my dad's company.
I'm going to pack shit up in crates for a month.
They called me this morning to start on monday though, have to move there over the weekend, slightly pissed about that.

>>76398154
No, thanks, I'm not a cuck.

>>76398249
Well, it actually seems to work much better, desu.

>>76398560
Yeah I'm getting better results too
Also ditching people a lot more easily

ive lost control of my life lads, im a neet awake during normie hours

>she has slept with a guy 8 years older than her
haha dropped

>>76399002
Maybe it's time to leave neetdom anon :3

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scared

>>76399165
bost her profile

trainbro

I just had another "train girl" thing. I went up the Eiffel Tower, and on the 2nd level there is a small ice cream stand the descending staircase. I decided to get some ice creams. I walked up and noticed the cashier was playing on her phone, so I said "salut" and she looked up, gave me a big smile and replied, and got me my order. She she handed me my change she gave one of those adorable smiles when they are big, but closed lip with those smiling eyes! so cute. But, oh well

>>76399396
Why finnbro?

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>>76399396
shh pekka, its okay, dont be scared

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>>76399443
>>76399445

God dammit. Excuse typos. I was sitting on a park bench trying to see through the glare on my phone when I typed

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>>76399475
wat

>>76399475
I saw two sneks a few days ago

>>76399492
How do you have the jewish flag? roaming or vpn?

Also, wasn't the train girl thing more flirty? This sounds like just a girl trying to be nice.

>>76399436
thats what cashiers do, they are supposed to smile

>>76399614
Shh, don't tell him that!

>>76399614
Everyone smiles in Mediterranean countries

>>76399436
How's France treating you?

>>76399796
^ this is why they call us the smiling coast of Europe ;^)

>>76399796
i havent genuinely smiled in years

Thinking of making a fake with a swastika profile pic and then scripting with it.
Will my other accounts get banned if I don't use a vpn?

>>76399924
Really? I always chuckle at Finnbro's posts.

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>tfw no beauty commercial gf

>>76399571

using US cellular device

>>76399614

I know that

>>76399860

It's cool, I didn't realize Paris could be so full of Vietnamese tho

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>>76400220
>tfw I'm not an agent looking for the most beautiful vagina on IP
Why even live?

>>76400264
>dat flag change
Spooky, desu

Are you using wifi instead of roaming now?

>>76400264
Paris is not French any more

>>76400220
i'd use her face for a beauty commercial too

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>>76400401
Neither is London, lad.

(Second) Great European Race War, when?

>>76400437
>Neither is London
London is even worse

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WTF. Can someone tell me what I'm doing wrong? They never write back to me after 2-3 messages. I'm not used to chatting with other people so I'm a bit lost.

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>>76400519
being a beta bitch probably? Choosing to write a person who comes of as uninteresting from the get-go, exposing your own weaknesses in the first message

>>76400519
>/Alexo0
>8 years
>Nothing in common
Why did you even message her?

>>76400574
This too. You sounded pretty beta and desperate.

>>76400519
>I'm extremely introverted (I say about 3 sentences a day)
Oh yeah you really come across as the type of person someone would want to talk to

>>76400574
>>76400602
Well I thought having nothing in common could lead to an interesting conversation. Wouldn't it be boring to converse with somebody that is like yourself?

>uninteresting from the get-go
I thought her first message showed that she was interested in a conversation with me. She was using emoticons and was laughing.

https://www.interpals.net/onuronur8
*hacks you*

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>>76400679
Because you didnt talk about her. You pushed yourself too much, and you know, bitches love talking about themselves. I'd say she is interested if she straight up asked questions, read your profile and referred to it, and wanted to know more about you

>>76400724
I wouldn't post his profile here if I were you. I don't wanna make him mad.

>>76400679
>>76400679
>Well I thought having nothing in common could lead to an interesting conversation. Wouldn't it be boring to converse with somebody that is like yourself?
No.
You need convo material to have any sort of lasting conversation.
It might work if you're interesting to her because of your weirdness. But, being beta is not the way to show it.

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>>76400774
Even if I show interest in them by asking them questions they don't respond to me. ;_;

How does a kuffar like me woo a muslim woman?

>>76400920
Unless she was actually Japanese don't bother messaging weaboos or koreaboos.

That being said youre boring as fuck.

>>76400920
You never ask someone "why do you like X".

Do something with your profile m8

>>76400920
It can be good to just outright give them a small insult or tell them why they're wrong about something
I insulted a girls political beliefs and we've been talking for days now

>>76401161
I insulted a jewish girl and got blocked for harassment. It probably worked for you since you're good looking.

>>76401251
>since you're good looking
That's quite the assumption

>>76401251
doesnt switzerland produce good looking men and women?

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>>76401093
When I try to be interesting I just come across as a complete autist

>>76401321
No.

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>>76401251
There was this Chinese girl who had on her status "I'm lonely", so I messaged her and she said she was boring. Got blocked right after her seeing my profile and I still lost time at writing something to her.
I got mad and did some damage to her with my fake girl account. Called her a stupid hoe and that she shouldn't hurt someone's feelings. After she read it, she had deleted her pictures and had on status this ":(" felt pretty good desu.

/hayale_shirin
>just jew my genetics up, senpai

Does he look like hotwheels to anyone else?

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Alright /cp/, what should I say?

>>76401529
>Nattakantongkum
>tongkum
>tongue cum
You know what to say, desu.

>>76401529
>I like eating pineapple in your ass

>>76401381
Its a chore to read the endless pointless dribble you send.

>>76401529

Cock ;)

>>76401381
God, you need to stop

>>76401381
now you're just fucking around

>>76401529

>Ur pussy ;p

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>>76401583
>>76401662
I got both in, not quite the reaction I expected though

>>76401704
The last time I went out with "friends" was in march 2015. I never message anyone so I don't know how it's done.

I'll start insulting them. Maybe they will reply

>>76401863
>I never message anyone so I don't know how it's done.
It's okay, lad. We're all INTP here ;^)

No, seriously, just keep posting your failed convos and we'll help you out, don't worry.

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>>76402078
Just say some dumb shit like pic related
The less you think about it the easier it is

>>76402239
This. What's important is to get a conversation flow, mostly to get her involved.
Sometimes you just want to go light. Cooking is usually pretty good. Try making some joke about stereotypes to get her to correct you, it usually works, and then you're commenting on stuff she said

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>South Korea isn't that ba-

>>76402736
wtf people in America actually circumcise? Seems so weird thinking about that.

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I'm just not good at this

>>76402736
The absolute state of the Americans

>>76402846
kek what did you say?

>>76402846
Don't bother talking to that cunt.

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>>76402841
>wtf people in America actually circumcise? Seems so weird thinking about that.

>>76402841
Oh yeah, lad!
I think it's around 40% over there.

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>>76402887
I was trying to be a bit provoking to get a response

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>>76402984
remind her

>>76402984
Gonna send that pic to my qt so we can both laugh at you, desu.

>>76402984
Mate

>>76402984
kek, you're the most autistic poster here. How does that feel?

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>>76402984
How do you even function in society ?
You must be a German Swiss to be that autistic

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>>76402984

>>76403110
Explain this >>76402736

>>76403107
I just don't say anything to avoid awkwardness and confusion.

>>76403110
wok

>>76403244
>I just don't say anything to avoid awkwardness and confusion.
>starts with a Goebbels speech
yeah, we noticed, lad

>>76403223
"hygiene"
They fell for the Jewish trick!!!
Circumcision was introduced to South Korea after the Korean War.

>>76403263
shhh, I deleted my post because I don't want to admit to my retardation anymore.

>>76403296
>his username is aome autsitc shit like wizard_of_chaos666

>>76402736
>20-80%
what's the fucking point

>>76403348
Yeah, aomething like that.

>>76403296
>I don't want to admit to my retardation anymore.
Then why are you here? ;^)

>>76403244
Mate you'll make it, practice talking with uggo Thais or something and since they're essentially autistic too you'll get along well

>>76403296
>I don't want to admit to my retardation anymore
You spend your days browsing a Peruvian latex distribution forum it's kinda expected

>>76403348
It's weapon something something

>>76403412
>>76403417
I shall only be retarded anonymously.

>>76402088
>INTP
I N T J
masterrace desu

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>>76403296

>>76403457
>I'm not autistic, I'm retarded.
>masterrace, hehe

>>76403511
delet this

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is there any reason for adding friends? what does itt do

>>76403532
lmao m8 i read on the internet that intj are geniuses. dont even try

>>76403511
even our normiest looking girl has some sort of autism

>>76403617
i wonder the same thing irl

>>76403622
pls stop

>>76403617
Nothing really.
I mean you get notified on the start page when they change their photo or their status. But not more.

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>>76403622
>lmao m8 i read on the internet that intj are geniuses. dont even try

>>76403722
I think he was being ironic

>>76403740
The Swiss haven't developed sarcasm yet

>>76403722
how'd you get this picture of me?

>>76403780
this is not me btw

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>I'm very open minded person

>>76400366

Watch his crazy change ;)

When I posted in the park using data. When I posted with French flag, I was using wifi of McDo because I needed to call my bank, so I used wifi calling. Now I'm posting from my hostel's wifi, and for some reason try use British servers..

>>76400401

I've seen a shit load of Vietnamese. I'm assuming most are hookers. I went to check out where the hostel was that my French friend will be staying at tomorrow. I walked down there at night and there were so many Vietnamese girls in the streets, in assuming hookers because they approached me

>>76403884

God dammit, I'm typing like an illiterate hick from bum fuck WV

>>76403884
me love u long time

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wat say to grils?

>>76404020
Do yuo like meme?

>>76404020
ayy bby u wan sum fuck?

>>76402984
I think she viewed my profile after I viewed hers. Is she as autistic as her profile implied?

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>>76404020
hi........ how r u?

>>76404020
Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. pass the time. You're a chick.

You're bored, as usual, tweeting about your fucking hair and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward other women. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting Reddit stories about people who made interesting hats for their kids or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a moist hole between your legs that guarantees you'll at least never have to get up and move around and work to support yourself.

And then you see men, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into external objects, crafts, goals, projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happily learn from someone who defeated them. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.

And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realize you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt.

So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a woman.

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>>76404020
hjmm

>>76404020
hello i'm looking for friendship

>>76404046
She's just a cunt. Don't message her.

>>76404095
bost more of her conversing

>>76403994

Ok :D

https://www.interpals.net/Aeonarium

>And yes, I hate y'all the shit out of XYs so please calm down your tiny boner and piss off.
>implying anyone could get a boner from that face

>daily big muslim titties
nice

>>76404301
I microwave my shoes in the winter.

>>76404301
Leave the guy alone you fucking gook
I've talked to the both of you and he's got more of a personality than you do

>>76404358
Who r u?
Maybe I didn't give you a personality because you didn't either :^B...

There's a lot of QT 3.14s here Tbh

What do I do when a girl says I look like scarecrow from batman?

>>76404452
Don't feel too bad some girl told me I look like some Jewish actor

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>>76404245
Jesus christ this profile

This is what happens when parents never say no to their kids

>>76404452
She probably means Cillian Murphy, which would be a compliment.

or she could be saying that you look like someone who needs a trashbag over their face

My gosh
https://www.interpals.net/leiming_yu

Who even reads this?

btw:

Hobbies & Interests
- Reading (but I don't do it that often)
- Writing (short stories/compositions). Been working on my own novel these days. If we're close I could share it with you guys :)

Favorite Books
- Dear John (fab book <3)
- Harry Potter series
- Series of Unfortunate Events


what a meme

>>76404301
Actual grill or just pretending?

>>76404713
Actual

>>76404770
Than write back you cunt

>>76404713
She was attention whoring here a couple of weeks back
Derailed like 3 threads in a row

>>76404848
no

>>76404881
Not my fault ya'll are giving me the attention.
I was just answering questions because ya'll were buttmad.

Okay, lads, how do you actually launch the qtcrawler?
I have it installed in tampermonkey but have no idea how to configure it or launch it.

I'm guessing the configuration is done by changing some constants/variables?

>>76404881
What's her (his) profile

>>76404691
>dont read often
>list favorite books
whats the deal here

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Anon who made the "frozen peas" remark here
She's now talking about how she needs a back massage, told you I haven't fucked it

>>76404951
Post yours and I'll visit you.
+1 wiewer

>>76404931
Go to the search bar
Put in all the settings you want(age, location, gender, online now) then click search.

should see a "view all" option. CLick that after you do the above

>>76404931
goodluck getting an answer
my qtcrawler stopped working months ago and literally no qtcrawler posts ever get answered constructively here

>>76405011
/JonoG97
this is me

>>76405032

That was her fake?

>>76405070
I don't know and don't really care to be honest

>>76405103
If you don't care, delet tis >>76405032

>>76405028
ah, ty very much lad

>>76405031
Yeah, I'm just running with a fake account, here it is:

/nopesuka

Just trying to get lewds from very desperate milfs.
Might make a korean fake soon.

>>76405103

that doesn't make sense Tbh.

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>>76405032
kek top autism

>>76405124
Unironically not sure how

>he actually deleted it

kill yourself you fucking beta

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How to find people to practice a language

>>76402984
>>76404046
I've talked a fair bit with her. Shes kinda nice, fairly dumb, and quite the slut

>>76405138
sup kiddo xd

>>76405282
Find another site. This one seems to be for green card seekers, koreaboos, autists, and women wanting attention.

>>76405339
Fug, stop stalking me reeee

>>76405282
delete your acccount and download hellotalk

>>76405378
nothin personnel

>>76405286
>quite the slut
How so? Asking for a friend

>>76405382
Will check it out now

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>>76405411

>>76405423
shes just more 'open' than other polish girls, thats what she herself means. More sexually liberated is probably the right term to use. She has a bf now tho

>>76405199

kek

She's turning into aidsychan XD

>>76405199
Is this actually her and not a fake?

>>76405601
Is that the Dutch girl with AIDS? What ever happened to her?

>>76405663
Yes. Post yours too.

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I need help making the best fake chad profile ever.
I'm just in it for the easy nudes.

Here's what I need help with:
>Age and country
>pics (I can probably get these pretty easily, but whatever)
>The stuff chads put on their profiles

I'm just in it for the nudes and le experience ;^)
Will obviously post all trophies here.

>>76404245
She's pretty nice and she likes my autism :3

>>76405705
Good try, not falling for that autism.

>>76405199
also cn u delet tis///

>>76405739
What did you say to her? I asked if Jews control kpop

>>76405745
I'm only autistic to people I'm close with so you probably won't experience it.
Are you the Korean Canadian?

>>76405705

Yeah, and I'm not sure Tbh. She deleted her account, she disappeared off my friends list

>>76405739
>>76405784
I messaged her too

>>76405722
Age, do something like 23/24
America, or somewhere in EU that gets a lot of traffic like UK

>>76405796
Who that?

>>76405747
>posts embarrasing messages of others for the purpose of mocking them publicly
>someone else does the same thing to you
>"reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

>>76405814
Oh, that's kind of sad. I hope whatever she is doing, she takes care of herself.

I'm in love, /int/
Wanna cuddle my qt right now.

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>>76405826
Yeah, 24 seems like prime chad territory.
Maybe a blonde nord would be good?

Hardest thing will be making an enticing profile to get the slutty qt's to message me.

Might be easier to make a korean acc since koreaboos are retarded and will fall in love for any korean that gives them attention.

>>76405784
>>76405816
LEAVE MY CUTIE ALONE REEEEEEEEE

>>76405846
I attached Swiss screenshot because he publicly exposed his username in this thread right now.
I would have not if he hadn't.

>>76405891
>enticing profile
Not really needed desu. Slutty girls will want to talk to you if you look good. A good profile is just a bonus

>>76405899
you still didn't get his permission, so fuck off
how big of an ego can one person have, jesus christ

>>76405936
You're probably right.

How about a blond nord living in SK? Seems like the perfect cocktail ;^)

>>76405946
It's not that serious, bud. Chill.

>>76405894
She's ugly you can have her

>>76405966
Koreaboos only search SK because of asian boys, while other girls avoid searching in Korea for exactly that reason. Being a non asian in Korea would not benefit you.

>>76405970
Tell me the anon you thought was me. I'm looking for /cp/er profiles.

>>76406020
Hum, okay.

I think I'm going to go with a koreantard since they attract the dumbest and neediest girls.

>>76405848

Yeah, hopefully her aids didn't kick in.

But if you're going to be the new aidsy. You need to do the whole

"mastarbeet for me /cp/@__@
mastarbeet for me @__@
I need your mastarbeeting @___@
Mastarbeeting@__@
Mastarbeeting @__@ "

And don't forget to request noodies from everyone you see on IP. I remember some dude messaged me because I was on my friends list. He said she was asking for his nudes, and was debating whether to send them or not lmao

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>>76405970
Then don't demand that someone delete any and all evidence of you on an anonymous imageboard. You're not special.

>>76406073
Third flag that you have today

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>/cp/ - bullying edition

>>76406061
I don't know their profile. Just saw them write in the threads few days ago.
There's one guy here whose friend list is mostly full of /cp/ users so you can check it there if you find whoever I'm talking about.
Otherwise, keep lurking and stalking.

>>76406127
Chill srs. Do you think if I meant it seriously I'd write it with broken English? It's not that big of a deal.

>>76406142

I'm on my hostel's wifi. They use a British server for some reason

What causes the r9k rage in this thread whenever the Korean girl poster is present?

>>76406201
>There's one guy here whose friend list is mostly full of /cp/ users
gib name

>>76406239
Because of the way you act

>>76406265
Visit my profile and I tell you.

>>76406239
shh just let it die out

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>>76406265

That would be me
Also, French girl just sent me this... I thought that was a bit much..

>>76406239
>anon REEEEEing whenever a vagina is present
>not a part of the 4chan experience since 2010
>>76406326
gib name

>>76406326
she is going to try to have sex with you

You should do one of those cheesy facebook post things with her.

>>76406354

Only if you summon Darren

>>76406369

Well, I don't want to have sex with her.. but now it makes me feel like things might be awkward, because we are going to the Eiffel Tower tomorrow after the Airshow at night to see night Paris. Fuck me, I didn't sign up for this.

>cheesy Facebook posts

What do you mean, I don't innaFacebook

Someone give me a male korean first name, quick!

>>76406686

Mong

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For the Portuguese speakers.
Is my autism too strong?
I just didn't gave a shit at writing the first message.

>>76406686

Peter

>>76406326
That's sweet

>>76406672
Don't be bullied into sex, remember no means no

>>76406686
Peter Lil-dong

>>76406756
>>76406801
fug you guys https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Korean_masculine_given_names

>>76406797
Yes, it is pretty strong, but your problem there was how beta you were, not the autismo.

>>76406867
Why beta?

>>76406686
Kim Jong-Il

>flirting with girl
>she asks how tall I am
>Say 5"9
>I like tall guys that's perfect

IS THIS BITCH FUCKING WITH ME

>>76406936
Asian?

>>76406958
Yes

>>76406814

I won't!

>>76406936
Don't fall for the height meme.
When girls say they like tall guys it just means taller than them.

>>76407019
Taller than them is usually good enough, but being taller than that is even better as long as you aren't freakishly tall.

/iansteel
Leggo, lads! Help me get pics and write something boring to get koreaboos to message me.

>>76406917
Offering help right on the first message just screams needy beta


>>76406921
>.>

>>76406996
That is tall for Asian girls

Any black qts?

>>76406958
>5'9''
>take trip to asia
>expect to be tall for once
>most guys my age are my height or taller
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76407227

/yusuphabojang

Anyone got an instagram or smth of a korean chad?

>>76407227
I'm messaging one from France.

>>76407019
It ain't a problem irl cause I have a (((personality))) but online it kinda sucks

>>76407220
This meme needs to die out.
Also this >>76407243

>>76407286
Why does it suck online when you won't even see them in person most likely?
Online you can boost your (((personality))) greater than irl.

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What do I say given we're on the topic of bathing together?

>>76407458

>Stick a finger up my ass, sweetie

>>76407458
"I'd like you to roll frozen peas with your skilled fingers in the cold bath massaging me after a hot day of football practice ;)"

>>76405796
That's me :3
Am I cute uguuuuuu

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>>76407539
Kek already learned my lesson from that one

>>76398162

I'm spending all of my summer in Spen. When I come back I shuld be trilingual, hype.

>>76407329

>Online you can boost your (((personality))) greater than irl.

That isn't even a meme. Believe it or not, 4chan and IP has greatly improved how I interact with people IRL. Today when I was at the French Army museum, I noticed there was a QT walking around by herself. I ended up starting a short conversation with her, but maybe 10 minutes later her boyfriend came by. But with IP, trying to come up with so many opener messages to QTs, I guess it does apply IRL

Is sending long messages seen badly?
not here for lewdness/romance, just friendship, but as soon as the conversation gets more interesting people stop messaging me
should I wait a bit to reply, or send just short paragraphs as replies?

>>76407500

This

>have to update my profile everyday just to get some views
kill me senpais

>>76407568
포스트 프로파일 :3

>>76407587
It's true, online socialization improves conversational skills entirely.
Fake it till you make it.

https://www.instagram.com/jaeyup_kwon/

Is this idiot enough to get some lewds?

Having trouble finding a nice looking chad that isn't so popular everyone will see my acc is fake.

>>76406797

Don't do ** shit, that always looks fucking stupid. Even if you end up sexting, DO NOT DO THAT. It always comes out awful and childish.

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>>76399436
>Visit tourist trap
>Actually go up the Eiffel tower
>Actually consider paying ridiculous money for mediocre icecream
>Commence to think the cashier is flirting with you while she was in fact laughing at your fanny pack, cargo shorts and Nike Monarchs
The absolute city of America

>>76407635
Ideally you'd want to do whatever you like and find someone who the conversation flows with without thinking too much about how messages should be formulated

>>76407800
>people are unironically attracted to this

>>76407800
>9,856 followers
Try again

>>76407829

Hey, the ice cream was only like €1.50

It's a good thing I don't look like an American tourist :^)

>>76407859
Shit, seriously?
Isn't 10k low for a guy with such a good looking haircut? ;^)

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???

>>76407931
>10k followers
>low
Needs to be more obscure
t. fake internet profile expert

>>76407976
Reactivated 1 hour ago.

>>76407976
deactivated account and activated it again 1 hour ago. interpals is pretty shit as a website.

Why does ;) feel so autistic to use?

Guys is there anyway to make /cp/ threads be linked to http://orph.link ?

It's pretty damn useful for general threads and I don't feel like opening /int/ and looking around for the general everytime.

>>76408005
Okay, "expert", where do you get your pics from, then?

>>76408075
>Hashtag selfie

>both irl and online only Asian girls appear to be attracted to me

This is a pretty bad feeling

>>76408363
at least you're getting messages from women

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>>76408363
>waaaahh why are people attracted to me!!

>>76408421
I don't really think it's hard to get responses though. I'm pretty average and I still get them. Just start messaging random girls with something more than 'hi how r u'

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>>76408439

Tfw it's not the girls you want

>tfw get too many messages from girls

How can I fix this?

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>>76408439
>Asians
>People
You would say that wouldn't you Fingolia

>>76408363
wow, it really must suck that there are people attracted to you

>>76408110
ty
is this good enough?
https://www.instagram.com/by_kyo_/

>>76408551
Post your pic, Chad

>>76394517
this is some multilevel brapposting.

French girl just asked me "I'm not sure how I'm suppose to say hello to you tomorrow" I asked what she meant; she said "French way or not? You're a friend, but we haven't met before"

making things awkward. Why couldn't she just say "hello" or something when we meet with a wave. Why do girls make things awkward?

>>76408605
https://www.instagram.com/vkkak/
Thinking this one is better because they won't expect so many pics from him, so it's easier to to keep the lie going without getting them concerned.

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>>76408552

>>76408687
>Why couldn't she just say "hello" or something when we meet with a wave
Cause you're in France so when in Rome

>>76408760

I just mean, why is she putting so much thought into meeting tomorrow

>>76408819
Because she's anxious and probably hasn't interacted closely with a foreigner before?

well at least not an african foreigner