how do i stop being american?

>>76384128
Join ISIS

>>76384128
Go back

you can never unamerifat yourself faggot

>>76384128
start to eat healthy food

>>76384128
Drink plenty of water, cut out carbonated drinks.

>>76384128
You can't, that's the beautiful thing about it. Almost any other nationality can become American, but once you're here, you're American for life baby.

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Embrace your heritage.

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>>76384128

Only one way to do that and you become 2d in the process ;)

>>76384684
It's physically impossible to eat healthy in the US, the restaurants simply don't sell healthy food. Keep that in mind next time you bully an American for eating burgers.

>>76384793
you can lie to me but why do you lie to yourself?

>>76384862
In the exceptional case that they have vegan food it tastes like shit and is very expensive.
You don't know how lucky you are, I didn't choose this body.

>>76384907
)))))

>>76384923
Is that double chins? Fuck you.

>>76384793
You know, I do believe they have something called a "stove" in the colonies. There might also be one or two of those fabulous new "supermarkets" I've been hearing about.

>>76384958
It's the russian way of smiling
The : is too hard to type out

>>76384128
pls someone answer i need to know too

>>76384958
no it's quadruple smiles)
you know healthy food is not always vegan

>>76384907
Just have an asian diet, it's not that hard bro.

>>76384907
>buy staple goods
>buy spices
>buy a cookbook or ask your mother since you live in her basement
This has to be bait.