Chronic masturbation edition
Funlaaaaaaand! Like freedom but better
>>76380985
itty bitty titty
>why aren't you watching the montreal alouettes kick off the 2017 cfl season, anon?
>>76381032
Toronto and Montreal are the CFL teams I always wonder about. Who in those cities even watches the CFL?
Hey guys
sometimes I hate everyone else and sometimes I just hate myself
>>76381090
hey bud
>>76381032
not quite fond of those teeth
>>76381032
>>76381078
I don't care about the cfl buncha scrubs
t. Doug Flutie
Have to write an essay about the rise of Islam from the 6th to 13th centuries
>>76381105
Any plans for your birthday?
>ugly girl makes up for it by letting her cleavage hang out and posting it online
>>76381078
I wanted to say rob, but then I remembered...
I think people go to molson field just to smoke and drink
Hey Mexico, how was the dub of mountain lolis?
>>76381139
*kills 100 millions Indians*
wtf I love Islam now!
Who wants a Finnish bf?
>willing to marry for a green card
>>76381090
hello
>>76381146
not really. hoping to get lots of yous tho
>>76381120
free healthcare
dental is expensive
>>76381182
huh
>>76381194
>>76381194
>>76381194
here you go
>>76381032
>>76381078
CFL is western canadian culture
stop appropriating our culture you fucking shitlords
>>76381191
>nigger
>>76381217
thanks
>>76381239
mene sinä nyt siitä
>>76381234
i know exactly one person who watches, and no one else. do the players even get paid?
>>76381234
>neither city gives a fuck about the sport, have a combined grey cup count of 23 and also have the most stanley cups by far
>>76381263
for the alouettes and argos? no
This is now a /fr/ colony
Are you a fan of white girls, anon?
>>76381234
canadian football was invented in montreal
Always thought this song was sung by a black guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7MiejkCyf4&spfreload=10
BUMBABBLEEEEEEEEEEE
>>76381314
i don't fucking care, stop appropriating
buds, how should I split it
Im thinking Cloud-Aeris-tifa, Barret-red 13, or swap tifa/red 13
wut do
>>76381300
*crosses the river behind you
nothing personal kid
>>76381349
alberta has no culture you cowboy wannabe fucktards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Cwfj7j6fZY
>>76381391
Football and cowboys and Arbys is culture.
>>76381391
i'm not albertan
>>76381216
It's airing on TV https://chikiotaku.mx/2017/06/anime-yama-no-susume-sera-transmitido-en-tv-abierta-de-mexico
>Canadians arguing over football
fine, dont help, jerks
*continues to not help*
>tried to replay morrowind
>got bored after five minutes
>>76381391
>all of canada having any culture at all
>>76381530
>>76381541
watch him say that quebec is cultured
putting gravy on fries and speaking french is not culture
>>76381570
Please export your gravy fries
>>76381522
i wish i hadnt spend my time on childish shit like video games
Toronto is the most cultureful place on the planet
>>76381541
>culture confuses the saskatchewanite
>Toronto is the most cultureful place on the planet
who /nosleep/ here?
>>76381596
>various shades of indian and african culture
ok
>>76381618
>>76381570
called it
>>76381594
>tfw wasted my teenage years playing tf2 nonstop
don't even regret it desu
>>76381633
nigga it's 7pm
>>76381648
edmonton is an absolute shithole... im sorry
>spent teenage years playing runescape
>never got a single skillcape
>>76381661
it's 5
>>76381661
>>76381679
its 4
>>76381567
*boykiss*
>>76381669
when did i say it wasn't?
you sound insecure
spent my teenage and childhood years on 4cham and still've not gotten a girlfriend
nowhere in the new world has any semblance of culture
not canada, not america, not australia, not new zealand, not south africa, not brazil, nowhere
the delusion that quebecers are somehow cultured at all is absolutely hilarious
>>76381679
yeah 5 am almost
76381679
76381700
keep the (you)s, losers
>>76381704
id rather die than live in alberta so no, your point is invalid
>>76381676
>wreking people in wildy
>losing my full rune set several times too
great game
>id rather die than live in alberta
and you think i care, why?
more space in the province for the rest of us
>>76381734
quebec culture is just mediocre books, songs, and movies in french. oh, and a few buildings built in a french style. da phuc are they so cocky about
>ywn be a park ranger in Jasper or Banff
*sharts*
>>76381792
banff/jasper are overrated
crowsnest pass is where it's at
>>76381831
the people in crowsnest are the worst stereotype of albertans. literal hicks and yokels.
>>76381792
>>76381831
ALASKA
>>76381819
You missed it, right when you went to bed some guy was giving away free wojack coin, a new currency just for 4chan
Today I found out that golf groundskeepers for the city parks make more than me, an Information Technology Professional. I went into the wrong business.
>>76381867
Give me ONE (1) reason why I shouldn't move to Alaska RIGHT the fuck now
>>76381927
it's very cold and they have bears
>>76381927
it's dark 24/7 in the winter, light 24/7 in the summer
would literally be the best place on earth if it wasn't for that
>>76381921
You get benefits as a government worker though
>>76381927
Bears
>not waking up in the morning and punching a grizzly
>>76381861
just keep driving to sparwood/fernie then
>shoot bear
>go about my morning
moving to alaska
>>76381927
right to bear arms, mauling you to death
>>76381902
kek
you get any?
>>76381973
City workers get pretty much the same benefits as me.
>>76381676
lmao noob kys
>>76381994
>>76382004
>morning
They will come for you In your sleep
>>76381921
they are probably laid off half the year
>>76381997
i like the weed tho
>>76382024
Yes I have over 750,000, people gave me a bunch for posting shitty toads and frogs
>>76382028
That sucks, being a golf course groundskeeper sounds a lot comfier and more interesting. Also famous people might come through to golf from time to time and you can talk to the finance people their and try to get some insider info
This one is year round permanent
FUCK
https://www.brainhunter.com/frontoffice/seekerViewJobDetailAction.do?sitecode=pl389&jobId=2275531&page=search&external=
It's funny how things work, before Toronto really wanted to get that nice government job and now that he has it he's already moved on to being jealous of other peoples jobs
>>76382110
>Closing Date 26-Jun-2017
get on it, anon
What's your favorite music video?
>>76382083
you got any nigger coins?
>>76382133
At least in 6 months I'll be off probation and I can apply internally for positions where I won't be dealing with idiots on the phone all day
>>76382195
Nope, don't want anything called niggercoin attached to my name and it's never going to be worth anything
Anyone know where I can find some VR porn? Preferably gts.
>>76382201
what are you on probation for
I'm on it for a fucking OWI
nice digits anyway
British Columbia best British and best Columbia.
>>76382239
I meant at work, new hires can't apply for a different position within 6 months of starting
>>76382300
Quería/Quise pasar más tiempo con la persona que conocí
nice try btw
>>76382184
Sabotage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE
Also did you see this?
http://litecoin.mit.edu/
>>76382300
"con una persona que conocí" would be "with a person I met"
"con la persona que conocí" would be "with the person I met"
Weedman should be getting off work soon tbmo (to be my opinion)
>less than a month into summer and Im already forgetting spanish I learned since march
haha
>>76382327
>>76382355
thx m8s
No, what is this?
Do you actually return empty containers for the refund or just dump them in a nearby ravine like I do?
>>76382362
Ayayay!
what's the name of the movie where the MC can stop time with a watch he found?
No ones really sure, not even Charlie Lee. I hope it means that MIT is doing something with LTC because if turns out to be something stupid the price will probably dip badly. They set the release date for the Bitcoin fork too...
>>76382386
future
>>76382436
clockstoppers?
>>76382387
Why are canadians such degenerates?
is anyone in cum not a financial loser? how did you get that way?
>>76382453
God created ravines as natural trashdumps.
>>76382441
fug
>>76382452
nice. thanks anon
bollinger bands are amazing
Where all the Canadians at?
>>76382517
Fuck off Shitvenia.
>>76382466
Investing in crypto, specifically BITBEAN
lol ded
>>76382661
watching the NBA draft
>>76382532
lel
>>76382673
nigger
>>76382673
Imagine watching sweaty lanky niggers running up and down a court
>>76381359
>playing with Aeris
>not just ditching her so she doesn't leech EXP
>>76382673
finally, a good sport
>>76382695
>>76382701
say no to racism
>>76382748
>watching refsqueak but not Basedball
Reminder that niggers invest in shoes that are made for literal pennies in vietnam
>>76382757
>unironically watching boreball over spacejam
>>76382752
what a fucking dumb fake bitch
i hardly even post in cum or interact with you autists
why am i here everyday
>Connecticucks
>>76382752
we all know you bullied the slightly overweight girl in your dance class into suicide
need a haircut this shit ridiculous
The future is female
>The Nasty County Oyster Gay
>ywn be a Chinese spy
got called a pinko at walmart
wonder if baja chan posts anonymously
>>76382932
did you deserve it?
>>76382932
t. bolshevik
>>76381452
wtf i dont want that gay shit in my country
>>76382946
obsessed
>>76382953
Give it up Dimitri, everyone knows real americans love football. Only commies with outdated info care about baseball
Called some faggot a pinko at Walmart today buds
>Only commies with outdated info care about baseball
>why yes, I am alt-right.
I'm not Alt Right, I'm a Neoconservative.
>I'm a Neoconservative
>>76382992
keep digging that grave pinko
>>76382972
huh
>>76383034
t. communist
Got called a pinko at walmart today lads
im not a neoconservative. im a paleo primitivist. my non-government name is chunga
67 degrees right now
Take that, NorCal homos
t. Long Beach
>>76382752
watching mre reviews
>>76383074
ITS STILL OVER 100
>>76383090
New Steve out already?
>I fucking hate commies and cultural marxism.
*violently dabs*
>>76383086
no bulli
>>76383120
how do you want your summers senpai?
>>76383121
>>76383133
*dabs with you*
>>76383127
>no new Steve
GOD DAMMIT CIA YOU BROUGHT MY HOPES UP
I HATE YOU
>>76383143
*bullis*
Finished the outline for an essay that's due Monday
>me and my friends like to hold biweekly meetups to discuss how to stop sjws from cucking our city
Was called an SJW kike and a cuck by the same German for saying that Germany took a regional conflict between Austria, Serbia, and Rusisa and turned it into a world war
Germany is the second most autistic European country behind Finland
>>76383288
Finns are likable though. I cant stand krauts
I like Spain
>>76383312
Finns are my favorite euros and make the best memes
GF's coming home, hopefully can give the hand a break.
Still won't lead to another litter of mutt americans.
Some nigger starting clipping his nails on the bus and just let them drop on the bus floor
I wish I wasn't me
>>76383392
nice to see my oc toad is still being used
I wish I wasn't me
my flags are back
>>76383463
How's that list coming along?
What's up with noflaggers that are obsessed with all the redditflag personalities? It's like they wan't to seem special for knowing them without using flags like it's an achievement
>>76383565
He said he's gonna make a list when his flags come back and I wanna know if his list is done
>>76383447
use one of mine please
>>76383572
good thing traps aren't gay or I'd be in serious trouble
>good thing traps aren't gay
>>76383183
Lock and load
>anime convention
>none of the special guests are Japanese
sup fags
back from volunteering at the museum haha
time to get drunk haha.
>>76383766
git out
>>76383774
huh
the only fags here are the ones with BIRDS on their flags
>>76383787
like youre mom
grape vines*
>>76383784
get out beaner
>>76383392
If you use a scissor the nails fly away
>>76383802
wrong
>>76383810
>a fucking extinct bear and a patch of green grass you guys don't even have anymore
>>76383771
sausage egg mcmuffin, coffee, and whisky
truly a mans mans meal
>>76383839
whom the fuck uses scissors to cut their nails?
>>76383840
dont you EVER insult Monarch
I have never put my penis inside of a vagina.
American cricket board's ICC membership got cancelled
>>76383868
DEAD
E
A
D
What's the easiest way to get positive relies from Americans?
>>76383771
If you get regular jack and mix it with dr pepper it tastes like liquid caramel
>indians not only poo in streets but cut nails with scissors
>>76383895
slitting your mongoloid wrists on cam
PA sort of has a lame flag but the symbol has an awesome history
>>76383884
immortalized*
>>76383895
make nice posts or psot anime
>>76383392
I see a heathen chinee doing that every other day here. Just another reality of being a public transit plebe
“We’re thinking about building the wall as a solar wall, so it creates energy, and pays for itself,” Trump said. “And this way Mexico will have to pay much less money, and that’s good.”
wtf is this. why are we subsidizing part of the wall.
>>76383902
I used to cut my nails with scissors. Sucks.
I also saw off my toe corns with swiss army knife serrated knives
Many years ago I was working with a guy who started cutting his toenails with a pocket knife
Everyone is so uncivilized compare to me
>>76383913
a pitiful husk of it's flormer glory, just like the state
>>76383865
During college days my nailcutter always disappeared mysteriously so I
i love you guys!
>people still think the wall is going to be built
>>76383997
I love you too
>>76384004
Yes he is just a meme president.
Other times I cut my nails with the edge of my thumbnail
>>76383836
why so you hate me so much cia
wtf did cavemen just have freddy krueger nails bc they didn't cut them?
>>76384004
Solar stock prices surged today because Trump said the wall would be solar powered.
http://www.investors.com/news/technology/solar-stocks-fly-as-trump-repeats-idea-of-border-wall-providing-energy/
>>76383927
Trump should employ Mexicans as the guardians of the wall
>>76384004
with all the wasteful spending he's cutting it'll easily fit in the budget
>>76383913
>nice post
I unironically love the USA!
>>76384055
rocks?
>why so you hate me so much
>>>/g/61028371
post memes here
>>76384046
jalisco has a bad rap here
>>76384107
i've changed tho
>>76384071
thanks finland :)
What's your opinion about the natives in your area?
I refuse to believe conway is 19 years old. How old are the rest of you guys? Mid to late 20s right?
why do people always doubt President Trump's ability to deliver on his promises?
>>76384164
almost 22
>>76384163
I havent seen any
>>76384164
39
>>76384164
If it was 2010, my 18th birthday would've been three weeks ago.
>>76384195
pls tell me you are drinking less
>>76384176
good to c u
>>76384163
Alcoholics
>>76384164
29
>>76384163
Had one as flatmate last year. Used to boast how British never conquered their area (which was basically forest)
>>76384206
H-Hi grandpa
>>76384216
I am. why?
>>76384139
You deserve it, America
>>76384164
I'm 26
tfw the real Jalisco (whom was a total qt) will never ever post here again
>>76384164
20
>>76384322
no you don't
>CIA saves numerous pictures of men
hmmmm
>>76384303
Is getting pegged bad for you?
the ruse is up
i'm CIA
>>76384322
Post 'em muchacho
>>76384164
I would be in grad school right now if it weren't for /cum/
>>76384355
rather not say
Thanks for the drones
http://m.timesofindia.com/india/us-approves-sale-of-22-guardian-drones-to-india/articleshow/59274194.cms
>>76384398
You're welcome
You just gotta promise to me our ally instead of Russia's
>>76384380
post some kancolle fanart if it's really you
>>76384404
looks female to me
How do I stop being a spineless dipshit buds
>>76384434
nice jackson
>>76384434
jus b urself dude
>>76384444
Nice numbers
>>76384447
Not good advice
>>76384473
Get in fight with a big strong American
>>76384434
Do drugs
>>76384427
otaku grills typically have hairy legs, but you're probably right
>>76384460
When am I not?
At least I don't screenacap my own (You)s
Sometimes I feel confident but then I look in the mirror
can someone post the jalisco pics? i frggin missed them
*takes a job as some janitor at a golf course and makes more money than you*
>>76384520
pathetic
>>76384418
About that
>>76371183
why do CIA's posts keep getting deleted
>>76384565
janny ragey
>>76384537
A few years ago I applied for a job with the city as a cashier as a cashier at the ferry docks, even those guys made just a dollar less per hour than I make now. Fucking insane.
76384580
>evens
>keep watching the alex jones show and play smash on my 3DS
>odds
>play Blood and Wine
>doubles
>watch my japanese real world show on netflix and see if Nikki finally falls for Taishi
>>76381300
i mean Maine, Louisiana, Alabama, and Mississippi were all french colonies.
Only Louisiana and Maine still speak french though (or claim to)
>>76385258
go watch terrance house
>>76384615
Kill yourself frogposter