/brit/

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nanny may

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RRRRRRIIIIIIIDIIIIIIII- PAAGLIAAACCCIIOOOO

You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too oblivious to act on it

pulling a FAT doobie right now

might be banned haha

>>76380639
>has never heard of kelly macdonald before
runt

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oo err
getting a bit steamy here

i actually just found all the comics in this book on ehentai but i dont feel ripped off - its nice to have a physical thing to hold in your hands methinks

>>76380686
literally never experienced this

t. Ugly

>>76380697
Some of us have jobs and can't sit home watching movies all day

my looks is something I know I am good in. I have looked at a 1,000 mirrors in every angle imagineable. I have measured my face, nose - width ratio ect.... I have studied what makes people attractive.

things i don't like about the UK
>property prices
>surveillance state
>having to work in london to have a career
>commuting in general
>the weather

>>76380715
not an argument

was gonna smoke some weed with the chinese gf but my phone was on fucking silent and i missed the call
now weedmans pissed, gfs asleep and im just sittin here

>>76380639
That explains her shit-tier Southern accent

you know your country is shit when people are proud of it - but not because its a particularly nice place to live.

>>76380686
>You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too oblivious to act on it
This. And it's not even being oblivious it's being too worried to do something about it in case I misjudged and she says no then I have to see her after and other people may know too.

It's literally happening right now too, I'm so sure she's into me but I don't want to do anything about it because what if she isn't (why would she be?) and then I have to work at this new job with her and everyone knowing i asked her and she said no


FUCK

I just need to organise a 'work drinks' to make it acceptable

Whew sorry for the blogpost

>>76380736
>having to work in london to have a career
that's a very good goy

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>>76380704

>>76380736
>having to work in london to have a career
only if you're a retard and chose the wrong career

i had dialup internet until 2011

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gf just sent me this

>>76380736
>having to work in london to have a career

Unless you already have a career in London that you don't want to change this is not true. Weather's a bit shit and England is the most overpopulated and population dense country in the world (statistically speaking) and that doesn't seem like stopping so property prices aint gunna correct until we kick out a lot of people which will likely never happen. The surveillance stuff I can completely agree with.

>>76380686
had 4 of these
>girl -1: i was too young to know what to do if a girl is attracted to you
>girl 0: didn't fancy her
>girl 1: found out she had a bf was just leading me on
>girl 2: i managed to snog her at a nightclub 2-3 years later
>girl 3: didn't fancy her at all, just wanted her as a friend

>>76380752
Southern accents are the best and pretty much everyone agrees except for California cuckolds

>>76380743
I will think on this
Thanks for the advice

>>76380741
>smoking weed with a chink female
My mind is genuinely blown

australian """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""internet""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>76380843
They're insufferable

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This is what I had for breakfast yesterday.

>>76380851
ours is better than yours now

>>76380853
They are literally slowed down English accents

>>76380838
>>76380801
>>76380777
ahh yes the delusional provincials are here to act as though 15-20% of the population doesn't don't flock to london for literally ONE reason.

>>76380867
looks tasty

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Donetsk gf just sent me this

>>76380867
>>76380867
got a little tired of soups and noodles for breakfast every day in thailand desu

THAILAD

Have you ever smelled girl feet?

19 year old male in a relationship with 16 year old female

Thoughts?

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And the day before that.

>>76380824

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foreigners mentioned

>>76380899
used to massage, lick, suck and sniff the gf's feet twice a day.

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>>76380867
Yeah alright mate whatever

>>76380884
yeh because those people chose poorly. dont be bitter some of us had better foresight.

>>76380704
wew lad, careful with what you post, you might make my willy a bit hard haha x

>>76380903
'e

>>76380903
nonce

>>76380838
>property prices aint gunna correct until we kick out a lot of people which will likely never happen.
property prices are only tangentially related to population

>>76380853
Low-class Southern is v bad, however high-class Southern is quite charming (similar to English accents actually)

>>76380933
>gif
fuck off

anyone doing no pillow?

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>>76380867
Thailad I miss being closer to your timezone. Due to being in holiday/NEET mode while I'm visiting the parents I'm on with a lot of the lazy jobless leftypol tax thieves and worse, yanks.

>>76380867
what's in the cup

i accidentally flirted intensely with a girl once ... once.
she rejected me and i still cringe at myself when i remember it to this day.
i literally haven't spoken to a girl since. it's been just over a year.

>>76380867
>>76380905
nice blog, really care about your breakfast you gloating loser

Thailad is a cornball brother

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about to roll a cheeky spliff

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And before that.

>>76380987
>i accidentally flirted intensely with a girl once

describe this

>>76380961
i sleep at my desk

>>76380936
you didn't have better foresight - you settled for the easy option and less in the long run.

anyone in cambridge here?

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Any KEK man in?

woah, hey guys

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ahhh yes
this is the kind of highquality artwork i paid £19.99 for
excellent

>>76380884
I'm not saying there aren't careers in London mate, a lot of them, but to say it's the only place it's possible to have a career is idiotic. What do you work in? All science/academics/trades are far better suited in other parts of the country. Unless you adamantly want a career in finance you don't need to be in London and if you do well, you chose that. It won't be any better in another country because the commute to their financial capital will be just as bad and the city won't be half as profitable as London.

>>76381017
sad to think that i eat oats and milk for breakfast everyday, because its the cheapest (non-sugary breakfast) one can get.

dont even like oats, but my life was not for enjoying i suppose.

>>76380884
manchester has great creative industries, leeds and edinburgh have finance, brum has weed and is from where she wants a man and bristol is pretty good

le classic londoner not knowing the world outside the m25 but thinks of himself as very smart, yes of course all you see are the people who move to london because you live in london

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>>76381013
way ahead of you la

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opinions on this

>>76380950
No such thing as a high class American anything

>>76381038
Make Australia Great Again?

>>76380941
>>76380942
She's legal though

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>>>76380824(You)

>>76381061
What do you add into it?

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>>76381047
>£19.99

Ah yes, /brit/
*yawns loudly*

>>76380850
shes great desu
never did any drugs before her masters here and she loves weed so much now

>>76381081
if your best argument is that what you are doing isnt actually a criminal offence, reevaluate your priorities

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>>76381067
my negroid

>>76380889
Aye tis.

>>76380967
Yanks are the worst.

>>76380974
Tea.

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>No such thing as a high class American anything

>>76380928
One kissed, massaged and smelt some. Was alright

think a girl wants to shag me but I embarrassed her badly last time she tried, and now everytime she comes close to trying something again I back off just enough to make her stop

reckon this is what it's like being one of those fucking pricktease girls haha

>>76381020
laughing/smiling too much, trying to talk to her all the time, trying to make her laugh

i'm getting fucking flashbacks. the cringe is real, lad. i well and truly dropped my spaghetti.

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Screengrab a post you made in /brit/ AT LEAST 1 year ago

yeah i fucked it with bellend. Dont know how i thought that meant cock

Heres archive for any newcunts https://desuarchive.org/

>>76381111
Disagree

>>76381028
i chose the option that hasn't forced me to move to shit-hole London. i have a valuable qualification that allows me to work pretty much anywhere i want in any country i want.

but dont worry mate, you'll be able to leave London in about 30 years. fucking lol.

>>76381061
>oats and milk
that's porridge

did fedoraposting originate in /brit/? never seen it anywhere else

>>76381064
>yes of course all you see are the people who move to london because you live in london
Literally this is the logic of londers

>everyone i meet has moved to lond, or their parents moved to london!
>where do you live?
>THE GREATEST PLACE ON EARTH! LONDON
>but where exactly?
>in a houseshare with 17 other people for only 1,230 a month INCLUDING bills (excluding council tax)

>>76381064
>>76381054
as i said - people don't flock to the rest of the UK in the same way they flock to london.

8 million people + probably another 8 million from the commuter belt.

that's unironically a quarter of the UK's population. you have to consider that at least half of the UK's population is rotting away in economic irrelevance in declining industry northern regions and dead-end shithole towns.

that leaves another quarter spread across the entire UK for people to pursue other careers.

>>76381112
GOAT meme?

>>76381116
>Yanks are the worst

This isn't thailad. He doesn't phone-post and he doesn't particularly dislike yanks.

This is some lad on holiday

>>76381148
yank

>>76381148
My memory's so bad I wouldn't even be able to recognize my own posts

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>>76381148
Here's one from around that time, vowed to post it on the 9th of November and I did

also, fucking kek'd at "couldn't get my bellend hard"

>>76381155
>can apparently work anywhere in any country he wants
>lives in an irrelevant northern shithole with no history
hmm

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>>76381047

>ordering this shit to the UK in 2017

Unless you ordered it with cryptocurrency to a PO box i can guarantee you're on a list at GCHQ, even if you did theres still a good chance your on that list if they've pinged you before.

>>76381096
oats and milk
>>76381162
some people define porridge as having some water or something.

>>76381164
almost 100% certain it originated from sverigetråden due to some autist

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>>76381164
yeah that was me
also created wojak, heres the original

>>76381187
Wait, it's a response to my post not my post, feck

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>>76381116
just to let you know, we had a /brit/ general election

Rorke Party was the largest party and has formed a majority government, and you were nominated in the leadership election. You won the first round but lost in the second round to Tommy Robinson, our new Prime Minister

*enjoys my vastly superior quality of life*
*considers moving to london*
*chuckles at the very thought*

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>>76381148

>>76381193
makes you think
those odd northerners, have qualifications and they could work anywhere they want yet they chose a coal mine eh

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>Don't even live in london
>shill for it to see the northerners rise up in anger

>Quite an attractive lad
>but going bald at 24

How fucked am I? Do I kill myself?

bit gay
brit gay
bit gray
brit gray

>>76381193
dont live in the north though. clutching at straws a bit mate.

>>76381198
you need golden syrup

https://myreadingmanga.info/dainyu-dougumo-dainyu-application-eng/
didn't even pay £19.99 for this haha

>>76381235
>Do I kill myself?

Nah, just go to Madagascar and they'll kill you for free

watching question time after a spooky film to calm down

>>76381235
wear a toupee

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*glomps you*

>>76381197
i bought it off the shelf in Waterstones, cool yer tits

*sees you wearing a Nirvana shirt*
Name Nirvanas bass player
Name 3 songs off bleach
yeah, i knew you wouldn't be able to do it, fucking poseur

>>76381260
... I could kill me for free. without going to Madagascar.

absolutely NEED to have sexual intercourse with an adult female RIGHT NOW

>>76381247
unless you live in a select few towns, some of which are pseudo-london anyway (eg oxford)

you're living in a shithole, and no londoner would envy you in the slightes.

that's the problem with the UK, it's either flatsharing in london or feeling grim in grimsby or scunthorpe or whatever they call it.

>>76381198
Mate, add some other shit.

>>76381162
Isn't porridge with hot milk?

>>76381264
It's a funny one

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>>76381148
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/49005125/#49005513
I still have the picture with the same filename on my computer

>>76381253
>>76381282
>Sugar
expensive and pointless.

as i said life isn't for enjoying, i've accepted that.

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>>76381279
whatever makes you feel better about being forced to live in London sweety x

>>76381235
Embrace it

>>76381274
You're denying them the free gold in your skull though

>>76381275
Rape.

business idea: move the non-core depts out of london

>>76381308
Does she have any nudes?

ordered a new laptop from the UK lads and got to claim VAT back

>paying for poor people's cladding

>>76381275
>indirectly acknowledging the existence of non-adult females
nonce

>>76381312
as i said i'm going to leave the UK first chance i get (probably 2ish years from now.

my nan made me eat poo once, i posted about it on /brit/ and it became a very short lived gimmick.

I'm basically famous

business idea: ruin this meme by making this post

>>76381306
WOAH I did not say sug*r.

Add some honey or bananas into it
Jesus, go crazy and add both!

>>76381337
sark>guernsey

Obsessed with girls' poos and farts

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>>76381172
You don't know me. Don't act like you own me.

>>76381212
I think I still won.

>>76381148
made this post and i'm quite impressed how many (You)s i got

http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/60477766/#60477877

cant get me bellend hard

>>76381337
mates call me gurnsy on the night out lol
>>76381363
honey is sugar

bananas are ok but they don't really improve the taste of it.

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>>76381372

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>go 6 months with no sex
>was absolutely fine
>it's currently been a month with no sex
>can't even concentrate, keep imagining having vividly hot and heavy sex with every attractive woman i know

>>76381148
found a thread from a year ago where i and a dutch lad were spamming brown and korean girls

really did rorke's nut in

>>76381337
amazon ships to georgia?

>>76381343
or maybe I was actually indirectly acknowledging the existence of non-female adults? you ever think about that one eh? meanwhile you grasp at any straw to introduce noncery to the thread, you vile cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4

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Rate my picture

>>76381350
Let's move to kekistan brother. Reply with shadilay if agree

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anime

>>76381376
You're right i don't know you, I know thailad

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uh oh
getting a bit noncey

luckily its the little fella who fucks the big fella, else id feel like a real paedo

who deleted my post

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>>76381393

>>76381308
looks like your typical biker slag, she'll be a chain-smoking truck stop whore in 20 years

>>76381390
But I mean it isn't like the granulated jew

What's wrong with a bit of sugar? You're not watching your weight are you lad?

>>76381381
did nobody think brexit was possible in early june?

>>76381409
no because you were directly acknowledging the existence of adult females and in doing so implying that non-adult females exist, therefore they were in your brain on a subconscious level, therefore nonce

>>76381407
What a shit post.

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*shits all over the thread*

>>76381337
can't wait till corbyn is pm and you cunts get taxed to death

>>76381390

when we get some garys over we're all a bit Guernsey oioioioookjpko

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>>76381148
close enough

*puts on reading glasses*

ah yes, that's better. let's see what the ol' chon has written today

>>76381456
>directly acknowledging the existence of adult females and in doing so implying that adult non-females exist
ftfy noncey boy

>>76381398
sex is technically a perversion, you know that, right?

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>>76381459

>>76381475
Who remembers duck posting?

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>>76381427
a problem perhaps?

>>76381475
were all the responses something about reddit

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just realised it's been one year since the EU referendum lads

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love looking at photos of small versions of things next to people and imagining the people are actually just very big

>>76381480
>flag

>>76381497
think that's called autism

>>76381496
was one of the happiest nights of my life

*kills you from 2 miles away*
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40372403

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ViJp1Y95fI

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>>directly acknowledging the existence of adult females and in doing so implying that adult non-females exist
>ftfy noncey boy

>>76381480
a perversion of what

>>76380363
lol this has been me for the last 6 months x

>>76381539
What the fuck is that?

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>>>directly acknowledging the existence of adult females and in doing so implying that adult non-females exist
>>ftfy noncey boy

>>76381497
he's a big guy

>>76381535
*deflects the bullet right back at you*

heh, nothing personnel kiddo

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>>76381497
>white people with snapbacks that still have the sticker on them

>>76381535
what's so impressive about that? yanks kill brown people with drones from 10,000 miles away

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>Stefan Molyneux
>Lauren Southern
>Black Pigeon Speaks
>Gavin McInnes
>Faith Goldy
>Jordan Peterson

>>76381493
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61361242/#61362355

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWEpET1eLOE
doing a watch

>>76381560
>>76381561
>>76381564
3 (You)s in a row
great night

>>76381496
This is the happiest I've ever seen Peter.

>>76381577
Finally, someone else is noticing this.

there are uniornically racists in the thread right now O.o

>>76381578
>http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61361242/#61362355

Hm i swear I remembered that post too, maybe some imposters later on

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>What the fuck is that?

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>>76381576
seen that new drone weapon they got now?
just drops a heavy thing instead of an explosion

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miou miow :D :D

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>>76381592

>>76381235
started going bald at 16
i am 20 now and started shaving a year ago, not all the way to the skin but very close and it looks good 2bh

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>>76381592

wew

Why did the witch have to get a second job?
Because of her hexpenses!

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This is Soe Gschwind-Penski your typical millennial woman who will be 30 years old next year.

At 18, she found that she was suddenly treated like God's gift to the world. Everyone laughed at her jokes and followed her social media feeds. People hung on her every word, doors were held, drinks bought, and space was made for her.

But then, as she entered her late 20's, things started to change... Her youth began to fade and with it went the attention, the social priority, the sense of value. Desperately, she clung to what remained, resenting younger women and the men whose glances, little by little, stopped falling upon her. Like many women of her generation she had no boyfriend and was childless. So she doubled down and tried to maintain the carefree party that is being a 20-something girl in a big city.

But she's 30 now. And the drinks and the nights out aren't quite as exciting as they once were, so she nods off early. One by one, her BFFs got off the subway, so now she rides alone. Her tinder date never showed up, so she just got a pizza to share with herself, and like her gradually fading youth, it's slowly slipping away. While it hasn't quite touched the floor yet; still separated by some wax paper, an onlooker is forced to ask: "Is any of this actually worth saving?"

>>76381577
christ, what a grim country

only like amateur porn

this seems nice

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph594b48ed8f8d7

>>76381475
I remember this

>>76381592
feel sorry for farage to be lumped in with those cretins

the alt lite is so cringey

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>>76381422
You know the best thing about being Thailad? Is cucking all these limp-wristed third world gook boys.

I'm shagging all their birds on the cheap yeah? Or my name isn't bloody THAILAD M8.

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>>76381630

>>76381337
Jersey is better

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>>76381645

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>>76381577

a skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop

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>>76381630
>>76381666
why is apu so cute

What do you call an ammunition factory's newsletter?

A bulletin!

>>76381645
whom's't'd did the witch marry? the bridebroom

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>>76381686
hromnones

>>76381515
just realised this looks like the ex gf

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OY BRIT PRIDE WORLDWIDE.

WE GONNA COLONIZE SIAM LIKE YE OLDEN DAYS LADS.

ONE SLAG AT A TIME EH WHAT.

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>>76381674
what game is that

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>a skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop

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Apu love worldwide

>>76381714
Watchdogs

found a 2 pound coin from the 80s. Has no silver bit. it's just a really big pound.

Just realised turtle has an Aussie accent

kek

KEK

just can't imagine it coming out of his mouth

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pwost apus

>>76381738
is that so?
*runs away from your snooze-fest*

>>76381738
don't think they had £2 coins in the 80s, I remember when it was introduced

the did half 1/2p coins though...

need a restoration of the house of wessex to the throne desu lads

>>76381651
i will marry soe

>>76381745
wouldn't defile my white willy by sticking it in a filthy gook

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Will Apu replace pepe???

>>76381753
that child is going to grow up so fucked up

>>76381769
youre a bit slow aincha

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>>76381759

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>>76381682

My year 6 teacher used to tell that joke all the time, then he got sacked because he cracked the loudmouth darkie kid on the back of the head. Its a shame because he was actaully a good teacher, you know the sort who teaches you something and leaves an impression so you still remember him 15 years on.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hC2V5H7J-U

these fucking accents

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Meanwhile in London...

muh heritage

>>76381651
This is fucking dumb - I'm 30 in a couple of months - at 18 social media wasn't a thing. Maybe we had a myspace or the beginnings of a facebook page, but the term social media barely even exisited

Lets see your Range Rovers and G Wagons do THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSbOlqM9pZM

>>76381793
this is gattaca right?

Are you alright Thailad?

>>76381814
But the baby wouldn't be white.

what accent does the main guy have? am i crazy or does he sound half american?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0mIZ8ty8lE

>>76381790
what are you on about nonce

need to BLEACH a black woman

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want to go back to before 2007
FUCK gchq

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>>76381840
Never BETTUH

>>76381148
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/66949304/#66949311

>>76381844
Not watching all of that
At what point does he speak, give a time

>>76381825
mid iz muduh

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>>76381855
UNF

Wonder if Thailad got fired, shall be filtering these posts

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>>76381764
It literally says "Two pounds" and "1986" on the coin. I googled it. It's this one.

>>76381840
>>76381889
Stop giving him attention

just so you know, i have reddit flags and can confirm this twat isnt thailad, just some sadact proxying/larping as him

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*drikns all yuor watr then slihters away*

who the fuck is thailad?

>>76381844
yeah he's a yank
his mate is british

dont think its thailad x

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>>76381908
hate snakes
love sneks

>>76381884
is their a freinds(series) intro song with apu faces?

the nonce is here so I'll be leaving

>>76381908
>gif
fuck off

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>>76381910
I'm the greatest poster you'll ever know.

Don't ever forget my name I swear on ye mum.

>>76381897
oh shit nigger, my year

>>76381764
They did, it was a bill of rights commemoration coin, I've got one somewhere.

>>76381839
Old Sikh guy?

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>>76381935 you aren't the real thailad
>>76381934 fuck off

>>76381944
right, makes sense, kinda like that £5 coin

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THAILAAAAAD

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>Work again tomorrow
>Presentation due

>>76381908
*stamps on it till it ceases to live*

>>76381948
i thought it was a scene from that movie

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9vJ8cG6ySE
BURR

>>76381986
i'm shy and stutter a lot but for some reason i'm fucking great at presentations
i just go into automatic mode or something

come my lady, come come my lady
youre my butterfly, sugar, baby

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>>76381961
FUCK YOU I AM THE REAL THAILAD

The fuck is going on here?

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is 4chanx showing "image appears corrupt" every time you upload an image for anyone else? i can still upload fine, it's just an annoying popup that's obviously not working correctly

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>>76381923

A very conflicting post

Thailad is alright

Algerian can fuck right off though

alri lads
alri nonce

>>76381999
Dunno

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>>76382011
no ur nto