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lads on tour edition
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Love Gina Miller
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Barb
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anime
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anime
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where did all the extra flags go
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How's /gf2017/ coming along lads?
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>>76378980
quite good actually
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mashallah
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>>76378980
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>>76378980
grim
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>>76378980
it's a sequel to /gf2016/, been pretty great so far

fear the season finale is coming close though
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feel like utter shit just want him back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U5R6ka4nlc
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yanks out
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yanks in me
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>>76378871
except worse because young brits wouldnt be sending remittances per se.

the UK would literally be gutted
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>may says eu citizens can stay
might move to the uk for a bit get citizenship and have two passports
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>>76378980

At this point im waiting for /gf2018/
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while i don't like the LibDem EU policy, i'd be okay with a Vince Cable Prime Minister tbqh

never going to happen but ah well
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>>76378980
was JUST thinking of making this exact post
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>>76378885
would literally kill someone to be able to be a British officer killing savages and claiming the land for the Empire

i tried to join the army, but i was disqualified. Cunts. They better let me join when WW3 kicks off.
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If eu citizens can stay in the UK, can UK citizens stay in the eu? should I quickly try to move to a eu cunt. Would like the comfy italia life but understand things are quite hard over there
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happy for the irish lads that they're now a test cricket nation

can't wait for the first england v ireland test

http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci-icc/content/story/1105347.html
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>>76378980
not really coming along lad
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>>76379040
if the EU gets its way, you'll literally have more rights as an EU citizen in the UK, than a UK citizen in the UK.
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innit?
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>>76378960
heard ghetto niggers in america like it too
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Hurry up and ask your question runt before I heem you
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>>76379100
puffy vag
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>>76379095
if the uk goes down the shitter i can cop an ez green card and live the yank life
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>>76379040
only people who've been here for 5 years when we leave get to stay
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>>76379072
why'd they disqualify you?
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>>76378980
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>>76379100
*shudders*
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Anyone remember that time Janny deleted all of the /brit/ threads including the current one and we made full pages full of news until he stopped bothering with us and we all settled down in one?

When will he learn?
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>>76379135
>ez
>green card

yeah good luck with that
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>>76379083
>Afghanistan
'mazing
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>tfw family tradition of joining the army/navy that dates back to the 1800s
>the Empire is gone now and there are no worthwhile wars anymore
it feels like my destiny has been ripped from me, lads
I JUST WANT TO FIGHT AND DIE FOR THE EMPIRE
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>76379100
would absolutely go to town on those 2 and i dont even like white women
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>>76378980
had a gf during the first 9 days of 2017.

haven't even spoken to anyone my own age, let alone a girl since then
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>Austerity must end

it's not gone nearly far enough lad
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>>76379175
no but I remember the cuckio meme
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post your rorke levels
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My wiles summon a euphoria that is difficult to ignore. That power is unnerving at times, I must admit. All the most reason I keep it locked up behind a stoic facade.
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>>76379221
could still join the navy
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>>76378980
i had a bf in April + May
but he dumped me at the beginning of April
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It's not like we have anyone under 6ft in this thread anyway, right?
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>>76379234
Stop spamming your autism chart no one fucking cares you mentally ill freak
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>>76379221
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>>76379281
n-no haha
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time for another listen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST353mDWL3Q

>>76379253
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>>76378980
Don't want a gf
Just want casual monogamous sex

Simple as
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gotta love a bit of emo desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kaMiIaT-sg
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>>76379281
>croatian maltese

disgusting manlet moor herself
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Can't drink Strongbow anymore
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>>76379278
>benders in charge of understanding time
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Having breakfast
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>>76379221
Join the earth defence force
https://www.ancient-code.com/nasa-hacker-i-found-evidence-america-has-deep-space-warships/
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Some whoppers in the Question Time audience tonight
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>>76379340
Strongbow in tin is shit

Strongbow in plastic bottle is master race
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>illegal brexit

what?
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might treat myself to bottom shelf vodka instead of frosty jacks tomorrow
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>>76379354

To save our mother earth from any alien attack
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*sips*
additional info: not the first sip of the day
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>>76379107

You heard wrong then
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>gf
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>>76379367
most reddit image i've ever seen
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I wonder what she smells like
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3lx2oopccI


HOWLING
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>>76379346
what's on the menu la
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>>76379367
just saw this on /r/socialism. based
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fuck everyone in this thread
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>>76379387
no i didnt
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How quickly will we be wiped out if we meet alien life? The yanks are almost certain to make a pre-emptive attack and we are almost certain to be significantly less powerful.
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>>76379221
yeah my life plan has pretty much been fuck about for a few years and join the army but now the country is going to shit and i no longer have confidence in the UK. Especially with how many soldiers have been pulled up for minor war crimes, kinda seems like government no longer cares for the army
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>>76379373
Did you miss the whole Supreme Court case?
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>>76379144
i'm mentally ill (allegedly)
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we should learn lessons from the EU

start up CANZUK marketing it as an "economic union"

then over the decades sneakily transform it into a political union (Empire 3.0)
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>>76378980

fuck off fitizen
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>>76379402
poo
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>>76379428
i really, really like this image
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going to join the RAF
or as i call it, 'the waf' :3
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>>76379444
Reckon we should enslave the ambassadors for breeding purposes 2bqh
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>Want to watch some movie
>Aactually too tired
miss being a neet desu
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>>76379461
It wouldn't work as an economic union in the same way the EU does.
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Is Moni here? I have a request/question
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>>76379385
is this taniapo
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Why is it almost always more lefties and remainers on QT despite that not being the case democratically.
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>>76379492
Stop giving it attention you fucking mong
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The Kippumjo is an alleged collection of groups of approximately 2,000 women and girls that is maintained for the purpose of providing pleasure, mostly of a sexual nature, and entertainment for high-ranking Workers' Party of Korea (WPK) officials and their families, as well as occasionally distinguished guests.

Little is known outside North Korea about the Gippeumjo.

Girls from throughout the country are recruited to be Gippeumjo members according to government criteria[8] (one of which is that they must be virgins).

In April 2015, Kim Jong Un was reportedly seeking new members for his own Gippeumjo, after his father's group of girls was disbanded in December 2011.[
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>>76378980

Thinking about leaving my 100% german 1st generation gf for the ghetto black girl at my work, 2bh. She's easy to flirt with, and seems like she'd be a loyal hoe. Plus we both like baseball and 2 Chainz
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>>76379447
that bullshit?
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this is actually a banger on the sly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfa8W5oMRoY
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>>76379478

don't, it's full of scousers
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>>76379426

Ghetto niggers only like basketball, football, and street fights
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I wonder what her arse smells like
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>>76379444
the yanks are already working with aliums
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>>76379519
>like baseball
>HAFWWY
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been playing theme hospital again recently
all the doctors are men
very problematic
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>>76379494
yes
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>>76379521
Yes, the 'bullshit' that upheld parliamentary sovereignty, the foundation of our political system and one of the core tenets of the Leave campaign.
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>>76379551

Shit most probably, just like everyone else
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>>76379551
probably like an arse

t. someone who's sniffed an arse or two
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>>76379402
she looks like she smells faintly of tuna
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>>76379572
dump rare tanias
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>>76379538
africa jamaica india and brighton
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Meatspin still exists
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>>76379584
>>76379579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKrrCEf2di0
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>>76379385
Me in the back rearranging my bikini top
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>>76379504
Lefties like to complain that audiences have a right-wing bias. I've been in the audience before and you're both wrong, the application asks about your political beliefs and they chat with you for 10-15 minutes about them on the phone the day before. People could lie too tbqh but it usually seems quite balanced.
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>>76379447
>>76379573
The Supreme court ruled it would be illegal to BREXIT without an act of parliament. They put the act in, submitting to the judgement of our Supreme Court and it passed parliament's approval (less than 150 MPs voted against it, it was a landslide act to approve BREXIT).

What is illegal about that. It's the system working as intended.
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>>76379538
ah, halcyon days.
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>>76379636
Not the Audience, the panel.
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>>76379461
don't care about anything that will happen after i'm dead desu
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>>76379557

nigga WHAT?
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>>76379631
DEFINITELY didn't just go to it despite knowing exactly what it is
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get your rat out
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absolutely hate living in this country lads.

want to leave.
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>>76379659
Have A Fucking Word With Yourself
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I remember when my friends showed me 2girls1cup for the first time I feigned disgust, then went home and wanked to it like 4 times in a row
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>>76379638
I think you must have misheard, she said that the government attempted to pursue an illegal Brexit which is true, the government fought the court case and didn't want a vote on Article 50 in parliament. She then said 'this' Brexit is a legal Brexit because of the case, you're agreeing with her words.
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listening to synthwave and leaning out my window smoking a zoot
feels comfy as fuck
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love britain 33,000 BC - 1997 AD

dislike modern britain

also i was born in 1997 hmm
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>>76379698

it's my favorite hobby
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>>76379631
I remember I was having a sleepover at my mates house, and we were up all night playing Runescape. He insisted that Meatspin be open in the background. He wanted to see how many spins we could get haha
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Love hearing 'Manchester' being spoken as it is my home city
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done my second poo of the day x
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>>76379757
I was born in 86, got to experience those 11 years
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small willy
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My name is anglo-saxon, does that mean i'm an honorary /brit/?
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>>76379798
...you're 31?
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>>76379798

alri granddad
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>>76379757
fuck off underage
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>>76379757
>tfw born just in time to watch one of the greatest nations in history crumble
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chicken nuggets in the oven
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>>76379816
how small? x ;3
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>>76379745
That's meaningless then. The government attempted to pursue a BREXIT and had a legitimate case for why they thought it was legal. The supreme court case found it to need an act of parliament so they complied with it but it wasn't a unanimous vote of the justices. There was no intent to break the law and it's why the supreme court exists, to get to the roots of complex political matters. Nothing the government did was illegal, nothing was intended to be illegal and phrasing it as such is being disingenuous.
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is there any way to play pokiemans games on pc with mp/online features?
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>>76379798
what was it like knowing hong kong as a colony
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>>76379757
Blair
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>>76379556
that explains our cabinet
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Need a black gf
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old people didnt exist before i was born
theyre all automatons with no sentience
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>>76379780

Round my way we used to say "hey have you tried that new music download site meatspin? Its even better then limewire" Then we'd proceed to call people gayboys after they went on it, even though we went on it 1st otherwise how would we know what it was.
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>>76379860
pokemon is a virgin game. stop.
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>>76379860
for original DS there is
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The much beloved gf
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coalition of chaos in power right now

what party did you vote for, lads

better not have been the conservatives
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I think the last year in my life when i was genuinely happy was when i was three years old.

since then i've been operating on the principle that things will improve at the next stage

>KS1 is shit but KS2 will be good
>Primary school is shit but Secondary will be like high school films i'll have a gf and sports team friends
>Secondary school is shit but sixth form will be great - i'll be drinking and having sex
>sixth form is shit, but university will be great, i'll finally be away from my parents
>university is shit, but once i start working at least i'll have money so i can start to live a normal life
>working is incredibly bad but retirement seems cool

i'm sure i'll be miserable when i'm retired as well seeing as i'll have lost all the faculties required to enjoy life by then. society's just been selling me dream after dream :(
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>>76379849
fuck off murderer
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>>76379827
I am

>>76379831
alri son

>>76379873
sadly only became aware that we owned it as we gave it up
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>>76379873
Fuck me I can't believe there are people who didn't know hong kong as a colony. I remember when we 'gave it back'. Was only a kid so I didn't really understand what was going on or why we were giving the Chinese back part of our country (or so I thought it was and always had as a kid).
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>>76379860

Yes, there is.
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Need a Gina Miller gf
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>polish girl at work texting me
>naturally blonde
>so amazingly sexy
>just want to dive face first into her fanny
>wants me to fuck her so bad
>her BF is HUGE
>massive bodybuilder who has been to prison loads


I'm honestly thinking about fucking her. She wants it so bad and has told me so much about how her BF has got an average cock and gets tired so fast during sex.

Honestly would risk getting my face kicked in to fuck this girl. I can fight but this guy is massive and if he manages to get hold of me I reckon he could kick my face in but I don't care. She is 20 year old and I don't think I can resist her for much longer.

I have told her that her BF is a problem but she keep telling me that he will never find out. Even typing this out and thinking about her has got me so fucking hard
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>>76379879
>tfw New Labour robbed true Britain away from me and my entire life has been spent in Blair's Cool Britannia project

fucking raging so much
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>>76379927
they're quorn
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>>76379914
voted for are hilary
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>>76379936
well how, you little nigger?
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I've never played Pokemon but my mom did
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now go too sleep too nonce busting videos instead of ASMR
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>>76379914
UKIP
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cute girls are a diamond dozen
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>>76379951
as you were citizen
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>>76379860
all the online features are garbage.
play difficulty increasing romhacks like blaze black/volt white or pitch black/pure white.
or a fan game like reborn
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>>76379950
>he didn't get £30 a week in EMA just for going to sixth form

Howling
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>>76379946
pics
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>>76379873
I never got this mentality 2bh.

why would you feel any different knowing anguilla is british territory?

if anguilla declared independence i would literally not give a single fly fuck. overseas territories/colonies are so painfully irrelevant.
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>>76379964

Wont tell you since you called me nasty names.
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Might give myself an enema and take loads of laxatives, can't hurt to clear out the ol' shitbox every now and then?
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>>76379994
it's "a dime a dozen"
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>>76379951
tesco own brand veggie chicken nugs are better imo
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>>76380029
your mom's a dime a dozen dude!!
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>>76380009
hello single parent runt
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>a dime a dozen
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>>76380029
your mom's a dime a dozen dude!!
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>>76380021
nigger
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yo should I be an MP yes or no
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>>76379900
haha original banterlords!

>>76379930
I remember the big ceremony and being vaugley confused how we owned land that was not only attached to china but full of chinese people but they werent chinese but they werent british

>>76379946
>polish girl at work texting me
whew don't tell Moni, he'll stalk that bitch
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>>76380079
only if you're a rorke
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>>76380079
you're not smart enough to be an MP
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>>76380079
go for it
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>>76380011
I'm not gonna post her pics here for obvious reasons but imagine a gorgeous 5'9 naturally white blonde girl with big blue eyes and an amazing body and you have her.

She's only 20 years old too.

I want to fuck her so, so bad.
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>>76380018
Only because so few are left. At the height of the British Empire even the most hardcore anti-Empire experts wouldn't try and pretend it had no effect on the people. The man on the street benefited greatly from the economic boom it brought us. It took two world wars with the literal scum that infest this continent we call Germans to bring it down and after that it's been a downhill trend.
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>looking up surnames of people who live around me
>90% of them are anglo-saxon

Feels good knowing we weren't invaded by Poles and Irish
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>>76380029
for all intensive purposes this post was a blessing in the skies

it's a doggy dog world and sometimes i take too much for granite
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does anybody remember dat boi meme
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Talked to two (2) girls today
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-40375423/philando-castile-girl-4-calms-mother-in-police-car

glad I don't live in america ngl
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>>76380090
I remember just being told China 'rented' it to us for 100 years. Think my Uncle was trying to fob me off because of my questions.
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>>76380107
>gorgeous
>blonde girl
Cannot occur
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>>76380018
the same reason Liverpool supporters are so attached to their european cups despite being shit for so long
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nigger willy arse bum poo fart
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>>76380113
i blame gandhi and the irish
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>>76380107
just fucking post pics
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>>76380130

I love Germany autism, wish you lads would elect someone decent so we could be pals for once.
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been playing world of warcraft every day for the past 2 months (12-16 hours each)

haha what am i like
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>>76380132
so did I
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sArLLyzYTuI

doing this irl now
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>>76380130
i could care less about this post
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>>76380097
UK flag in the corner of your flag. Ignored to be honest
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>>76380145
good story desu
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>>76380183
>haha what am i like
a failure of a man
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>>76380021

NONCES OUT
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>>76380172
>wish you lads would elect someone decent so we could be pals
>German left wants to destroy Europe economically and politcally
>German right wants to destroy Europe militarily
>German right are literally self proclaimed socialists
>German centrists are unheard of

Not likely
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>>76380156
>nigger willy
Nigger Jim's son?
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>>76380203
holy shit alex jones was right
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>>76380221
LEEDS
E
E
D
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Slowly massage the vag then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. Continue adding your fingers until the whole fist is in. Slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso and legs. You are now free to control her. When you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself.
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>Dimblebee laying down the law
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>>76380207
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>>76380203
>>76380207
What is this thing?
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Ever wanked to her lads?
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>>76380219
nah just very dedicated, id say
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>>76380258
Perdition
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>>76380231
I need you to do something for me,

I need you to find the nearest Scrabble set, get all the pieces with the letters on them and eat them. Then, find the strongest laxatives you can and consume them. Then when you've shat out a bunch of scrabble letters, inbox me what they say, because they will probably make more sense than anything you will say intentionally, you illiterate son of a bitch.
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>>76380247
wish this was possible would be a right laugh

rahhh im a girl rahhhh
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>>76380262
I would never cheat on are Bobbi
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>>76380258
looks like your mum from my experience.
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is it still molestation if you "enjoyed" it?
i have some VERY strange memories from when i was like 4
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>>76380262

No, but have had a cheeky to pic related
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>>76380294
>trying this hard on a mongolian yurt building board
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>>76380314
>sharp elbows

dont think so lad
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>>76380294
>The German leftypol poster doesn't like what I have to say
>Calls me illiterate for seemingly no valid reason because he's ass mad but can't refute it
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game idea: open world rpg with a massive map and a ton of content but the graphics are 6 years behind everything else
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>>76380318
if you were too young to give consent, yes

if you were over 16 its a grey area
>>
absolute hate this cunting country

want to live abroad asap. would love to do 2-3 years in random countries until i've accumulated experience/money/satiation of curiosity to settle down somewhere

if i don't do this my prospects are slaving away in london, to eventually buy a commuter belt deano-shack in some soulless south-eastern shithole town and a seasonal railpass for that 45 minute standing journey to and from work everyday.
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>>76380319
I like to call it the '20p piece'
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>>76380348
hes a neoliberal with contrasting leftist opinions

he's a brainlet
>>
What are you guys reading atm? I'm enjoying Roadside Picnic currently
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>>76379757
Fuck off child
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>>76380368
>What are you guys reading atm?

/brit/
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>>76380348
The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they ...are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.
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>>76380318
Yes but this is how the cycle of abuse starts. Milo enjoyed his molestation and that lead him to doing the same thing. You will start to tell yourself slowly that you enjoyed it, then that it was good for you, then that it was a gift and that you were lucky, then you'll nonce kids and think you're doing them a favour and then finally, some of them will go through the exact same process.
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>>76380363
>tfw irish and australian passport
>>
>Be 6'1
>get on packed train
>everyone standing
>Half the guys are taller than me

When did this happen? Not like 6'1 is tall by any means, but didnt think it was that average
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>>76380396
>politics doesn't matter goyim
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>>76380363
where you going to lad? beginning to have the same feelings...
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>>76380363
>>76380427
me three
been thinking about hong kong myself
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>>76380427
whereverr i can get work 2bh.

the more random the place the better imo.
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be advised
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>>76380462
What do you hate about the UK?
>>
gf said she is interested in the cuckold lifestyle and culture from a feminist perspective.
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>>76380363
So go and do something somewhere else - jesus sort your fucking life out and stop crying
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Bought a new book lads
im just cultured like that
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>>76380414
tall guys are more likely to stand
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>>76380363
may aswell lad, you can get working holiday visas in a lot of countries like Australia canada and even japan cant think of the other ones right now
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>>76380450
>>76380462
Was unironically considering somewhere in eastern europe
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Anyone need women advice?

I'm her for a little while before going to bed.
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>>76380468
Reminded me of the worm from The Fox and The Hound
>>
Gonna masturbate right now
>>
>all the runts who hate the uk are from london
doing a think
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>>76380510

Good luck
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>>76380498
Yes
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>>76380484
>gay manga
Isnt it all bent japanese nonce shite?
>>
>>76380495
Come home anglo man

This is a joke, yes
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>>76380368
eureka-something something i cant remember the full name ancient greeks by peter jones
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>>76380477
>its not possible to do something AND make a post on 4chan about it
hmm

>>76380473
not him but i have nothing but pessimism for the future
feels like we are on a slow downward slide into irrelevance, into a surveillance state, into a rorke mentality.
i feel powerless (and possibly not worthy) to try and stop it - it simply doesnt feel like my country anymore

i want to get out of this place
>>
>>76380484
bit gay
>>
>>76380524
What do you need advice on?
>>
>>76380533
Wouldn't mind the United States now that Trump is in charge
>>
>average white man in the UK is 6'2

Fuck
>>
>>76380514
i love the UK but as Hitchens says, it is a dying country teetering on the edge of collapse
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LADS!!

i need to know dis

does farting loudly attract slags? i am sitting in the library with a qt near me, i could fart and see would definitely hear it. what say? should i go for it?
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>>76380525
its kind of cute to be honest
gets very explicit at some points - its literaly a doujin printed out - but its also quite heartwarming and adorable
>>
>>76380566
go for it

see what happens
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>>76380473
property prices mostly - it essentially bars you from starting a family.

also it's a bit dull to spend your whole life in one place.
>>76380477
will do, but will inform brit of my thoughts to see if anyone has any useful comment to share.
>>76380494
hmm can you use a working holiday visa to do skilled work? i'm highly educated.

i always was under the impression that you went over there to work as a barman or a farm-hand under those visas (because they also prohibit longer term settlement)
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>>76380540
I meant specifically so I could help you pick a better country, because I live abroad now. But if you want to abandon your country over 'rorke mentality' you can fuck off.
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>>76380559
Source?
>>
I'd leave the country to
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>>76380566
*she would
>>
*watches you do a post*
mm yes, very mundane
>>
>>76380484

Bet the lad on the left is the uke
>>
http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/plymouth-sex-worker-i-want-to-be-a-councillor-to-fight-brexit-and-trump/story-30055175-detail/story.html
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>>76380572
Don't like the noses. Too defined for anime.
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>>76380566
only works if you are already an ultra chad
>>
im cold
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>>76380522
Cheers mate, can't wait to cum - it's only going to take about 20% of the time to cum than it'll take me to find what I want to cum to but never mind
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>>76380550
I'm attractive but women can tell I'm a beta twat within seconds of beginning a conversation, how do I fix this? Inb4 be confident, yeah but how? What does that mean from a practical perspective?
>>
Can I please stay in the EU
I have very little prospects for my future but most of them revolve around the rights and help I get from EU law and trade
Please
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>>76380397
>>76380359
feels a bit weird desu
i don't feel like i've been molested, it doesn't pain me to think about it or anything - it's just really fucking strange behaviour.

don't worry, i'm not going to become a nonce. it was a woman who did it anyway, so it's not like i can reenact it or something
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cant imagine the kind of person that would read gay graphic novel mangas
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>>76380396
>Ah yes lets distract the brits with petty goals while we destroy the world
Not gonna happen hans, we will be there to stop you no matter what form you take
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>>76380588
>But if you want to abandon your country over 'rorke mentality' you can fuck off.
I thought it was pretty reasonable to be honest
the national mood + opinion is drifting further and further away from my own. i dont think its right for me to decide im better than everyone else and try to change this, so ill just quietly move to a country which shares my political and social priorities
whats wrong with that?
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>>76380646
>10 posts early
>yank
fuck off
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>>76380584
>will do, but will inform brit of my thoughts to see if anyone has any useful comment to share.
I was just being a cunt, I have done it, lived abroad for 3.5 years and going abroad again in a couple of years
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>>76380584
Fair enough, was going to suggest Aus/NZ if you were up for a big move to somewhere not different enough to cause a drastic affect on your employability/social life but they both have house price issues (Aus is far worse than Britain in the big cities but less so in the rural areas)
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>>76380646
Fuck off yank
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>>76380607
tumblr nose
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Talk to so many girls at work now and it's so easy. Literally just had to talk instead of being a gay thinking "should I say something? Maybe next time".
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>>76380584
>hmm can you use a working holiday visa to do skilled work?
yes I some people are just dont see working holidays as being productive in terms of job progression but I would just progress country to country
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>>76380646
get him janny
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>>76380620
When you speak with an attractive girl don't look at them as though they're an a attractive girl, you need to just speak to them as they're just any other person and make out as though they aren't anything special.

Have a laugh and joke with them and speak with them as though they're a mate but be flirty with them too but don't go over the top with it
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>>76380498
why do all women hate me
>>
>>76380563
this and we need to leave whilst being british is still a good gimmick to the rest of the world
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>When you speak with an attractive girl don't look at them as though they're an a attractive girl, you need to just speak to them as they're just any other person and make out as though they aren't anything special.

>Have a laugh and joke with them and speak with them as though they're a mate but be flirty with them too but don't go over the top with it
>>
>Quite an attractive lad
>but going bald at 24

How fucked am I? Do I kill myself?
>>
this is the gayest board ever. /Britfeel/ is so much betterer then this.
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