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anime

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thinking about going to the gym

my thoughts are thusly:
twink who wears feminine clothing = pathetic gayboy faggot
buff dude who wears feminine clothing = funny alpha who doesnt give a fuck

what do you think about this idea?

myself and the gf (girlfriend)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPrcMfRePvs

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For the Irish rorke lad

can someone give me a quick rundown on radical centrism

>>76373432
need a cute jewish gf / wife like ash

Whos ash
Why are you pretending hes attractive

and the numbers are close....could Tommy Robinson defy the polls and beat the certain victory Thailad was expected?

I'll be talking to Lisicki in just a moment, and now to my correspondent in Plymouth. How are things looking where you are?

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just had a cheeky shower

>>76373467
summed up in 6 seconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxK_nA2iVXw

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>>76373467

>>76373457
Fuck off deano

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THE /BRIT/ ELECTION FOR LEADER OF THE RORKE PARTY AND /BRIT/'S PRIME MINISTER

http://www.strawpoll.me/13259209/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13259209/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13259209/

http://www.strawpoll.me/13259209/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13259209/

http://www.strawpoll.me/13259209/

Currently tied
http://www.strawpoll.me/13259209
http://www.strawpoll.me/13259209
http://www.strawpoll.me/13259209

STANDING

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>>76373463
thanks lad

>>76373457
why not just skip the middle man and go straight to the bum club

ARE TOMMY'S ACTUALLY DOING IT
RASHEEDS OUT
RASHEEDS OUT
RASHEEDS OUT

if Thailad wins I'm moving to /cum/

Shut up

>>76373487
pokemon master ash ketchum

>>76373513
>implying Macron is far right
>he's actually a socialist party lifetime member

It's literally the other way round

>>76373533
>>76373534
oh fuck sake
if Robinson wins we're getting put on a priority watch list
they said that approximately 1 in 3 people on the GCHQ watchlist are far right

>>76373553
hmmmmmmmm

Business idea: Make the PM of the United Kingdom a blow-up doll with a speaker gaffa taped round it's head that reads out the results of strawpoll.me referenda (you'd need a British passport to participate in polls) via Microsoft Sam text-to-speech

on the edge of my seat lads

Anything good on reddit today?

>the leader of the rorke party is an honourary yellownigger that fucks kids

Why do I even come to /brit/ anymore

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Napoléon Eugène Bonaparte was the only child of Emperor Napoleon III of France.

His godfather was Pope Pius IX. His godmother was Queen Victoria.

After his father was dethroned in 1870, he relocated with his family to England.

Keen to see action, he successfully put pressure on the British to allow him to participate in the Anglo-Zulu War.

The Prince, who had begged Queen Victoria to be allowed to go to war (taking the sword carried by the first Napoleon at Austerlitz with him).

About 40 Zulus fired upon him and rushed toward himscreaming. The Prince's horse dashed off before he could mount, the Prince clinging to a holster on the saddle—after about a hundred yards a strap broke, and the Prince fell beneath his horse and his right arm was trampled. He leapt up, drawing his revolver with his left hand, and started to run while firing at the Zulus.

The Prince was speared in the thigh but pulled it out from his wound. As he turned and fired on his pursuers, another spear struck his left shoulder.[8] The Prince tried to fight on, using the spear he had pulled from his leg, but, weakened by his wounds, he sank to the ground and was overwhelmed.

When recovered, his body had eighteen spear wounds.

Voted for thailad just to make you spamming fuckers squirm

>>76373596
thought that was what we already had tbqh

I earn more than most of the parents of any northerner in this thread, and yet I live in a shitty shared flat in a Grenfell-tier apartment block. Sad!

>application for grad school due in august
>
what do i do my the summer of my senior year? get a job and then quit if i get the grad school scholarship i want? not a good look..

>>76373576
>implying we aren't already on that list

Can I vote despite not being British?

>>76373509
Or maybe many strong feelings of opposite nature clubbed together
For example if someone wants a genocide of both lefties and rorkes

gooning

>>76373608
just watch
tommys got this shit in the bag

business idea: a united european nation

Numbers are FAR too close.

As we are a First Past the Post system, the Prime Minister will be chosen after they secure past 30 votes.

>>76373618
fuck off literal grade schooler

>>76373617
*drops my lit torch in the direction of your building*

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new reaction pic fellas

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>>76373576
they've probably already got files on every one of you

I have literally no idea what cladding is

>>76373618
summer internship

start applying right after you've applied for grad school

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found out today that I got a fucking FIRST, can't believe it desu I was resigned to getting a 2:1 and felt I did shit in my final exam

LITERALLY THE HAPPIEST I'VE BEEN IN MONTHS, going out with the gf later to celebrate

*stirs up religious hatred*

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Like watching a really good overtake in F1 (before the commies got hold of it and made all the cars the same for 'fairness' and took the work of the team out of the equation).

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There twice was a man from Xanadu
Whomst dreamt he was doing a poo

>Lauren Southern

anyone read that book she wrote recently? apparently its a fucking crime against literacy and something she'll cringe to death about when she's older

Do you reckon the Huff Post would call Caitlyn Jenner 'Bruce'?

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/nick-ryan/tommy-robinson_b_17238070.html

>>76373690
First from slough poly is still from slough poly kid

gonna make a little fire in the garden with some papers i need to get rid of

>>76373723
good lad

>>76373703
the 60 page pamphlet?

nah shan't

>>76373709
great rebuttal would hate to be the huffington post right now

>>76373709
Shant be opening this, leftycuck

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>>76373703
just looking at the cover made me never want to read it

>>76373664
lel. I fucking hate this country

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>kid

>>76373609
Interesting.

>>76373720
umm its a stem degree from a rustlers sweetie :) x

>>76373683
good idea dont know why i didn't think of it. thought they were just for undergrads but yeah i guess i'll apply for some

You a schleep ni[B][B]a

>You arrive in Manchester

https://www.fb.com/onthebusesuk/videos/457458784614278/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED

>>76373643
That would deem the united states redundant and unnecessary
Something like how Pakistan was created for Muslim Indians but we have more Muslims than them

>>76373703
>>76373766
>>76373754
she just turned 21, give her a break

>>76373690
I got a 2:1 and feel like killing myself. all my mates got firsts

>lauren southern
fingered her behind a peaceful antifa protest at u of t

>>76373778
you can also go travelling for a couple months if you already have some valuable experience

Election still ongoing

http://www.strawpoll.me/13259209/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13259209/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13259209/

Prime Minister wins after 30 votes in his name

>>76373691
*gets in your face*

>>76373855
>travelling
>usa

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>>76373690
same, good job lad
also got an award for best performance in the year

I'm Millwall.

>>76373876
Why not?

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>>76373703
It's less than 100 pages long mate and it's meant to be on some pretty complex topics, it's an embarrassment.

>yfw this is a 3D picture of her book.

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>>76373845
same. all my friends got firsts (all of them) and I got a 2:1

>>76373873
*gives you the glasgow kiss*

>>76373824
will not

she is the epitome of pussy pass

>>76373824
Frankenstein was published when Mary Shelley was 21 and written when she was 19

>>76373898
She had to write it quick, before liberals ban it.

>>76373824
not an argument

>>76373876
Yes you thick inbred downie twat travelling

Your country is 1 million miles squared

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>>76373709
>http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/nick-ryan/tommy-robinson_b_17238070.html

State

>>76373703
That would be obvious to anyone having listened to/seen her for 30 seconds....if you read that shite you need to sort your life out.

>>76373876
go to south america? or europe? or go round the states and look at various approaches to urban planning

>there are people here who didn't get a first class degree
brainlets OUT

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>>76373898

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-4zGUtUapU

tune

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>You arrive in New York City

Based Tommy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l6-aRmdJ_Q

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why do people think Ashley Graham is at all similar to other ""plus size women""", she's not a stick, that doesn't mean actual whales are just as attractive as her

>>76373930
>a fucking selfie of him looking wistfully out of a train window

hahaha oh my days

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feeling pretty hungry lads

Tommy Robinson wins

sorry thailad but it had to be like this

So will May be the next PM? or has the coalition not been set up yet?

>>76373982
perfect size iih

>>76373959
Visited in 2003, was on that exact site, there were just giant holes in the ground instead of pools at the time

>>76374003
Nice

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Tommy Robinson is now leader of /brit/

leftypol eternally BTFO

Ah yes, lets call it "Islamism" when Muslims get violent.

>>76373893
>>76373944
Europeans have very cheap plane tickets compared to us. It can cost us $5,000 just for a few days in Europe or South America. We're talking $20,000 for a full-fledged vacation.

Driving across states can take hours upon hours, too. You need to plan at least 1 day dedicated to driving, depending on where you're going.

who is tommy and what has he done?

for me, it's corbyn the best candidate

>>76373824
No way we're practically the same age, think I got a good shot desu

>>76374021
She already is, it's not actually a coalition, it's a "confidence and supply" agreement

>>76374052
got called racist in greggs

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Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

https://bbs.dailystormer.com/t/white-women-ally-with-paki-to-torture-white-man-make-him-eat-own-testicle-and-have-sex-with-dog/115010

>>76374051
I know but you have 3 months runtoid

>>76373776
same
mine was masters too. what's your degree?
FONT though

>>76374072
Is her career fucked now?

>>76374003
Looks a bit like the sexy DJ girl I see in my Nhạc Sàn Cực Mạnh 2017 livestreams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax9IW5DvBq4

>>76374034
Voting needs to go for at least 12 more hours to give everyone a chance

got called gregg at a white nationalist's rally

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The northern gf

>>76374121
It went on for 5minutes for the first round nigger

>>76374109
chemistree

got called a paki muslim cunt at the EDL rally

>>76374051
Amtrak m8

>>76374121
it's already over

you lost

>>76374113
The Moggster reckons she'll stay on at least until the end of the Brexit process, 2 years, I'm inclined to agree

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when's the /brit/ election lads? reckon i'm a shoe-in

genuinely can't imagine being racist
what a grim life

>>76374157
nice mine was physics
what uni if you dont mind saying?

EU CUNTS OUT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

https://twitter.com/trobinsonnewera/status/858457607119527938?lang=en

got called a racist in greggs lads

>>76374113
Yes

drying my hair atm, I'm a literal towelhead

getting urges to neck a couple of vals and drive off the a316 at max speed into Sunbury travel lodge

Had a dream that Hillary ran again in 2020 and won with 361 electoral votes. Even won Texas. I was scared

>>76374182
we just had it

the rorke party lead by tommy robsinson won

>>76374184
*pops open champagne*

SHEEDS OUT
SHEEDS OUT
SHEEDS OUT

business idea: a batman transition zoom but with tommy robinson's angry face every time you refresh /brit/

>>76374264
got a little chubby just thinking about this

>>76373964
why did the police do that?

>>76374213
doxxable info la but it's top 15

>>76374270
fuck off tommo isn't even a fucking rorke fuck sake

i get hysterical

hysteria

oh can you feel it?

do you believe it?

Wow, look at those warriors of kekistan lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE6YouZrVIY

>>76374302
oh
think my unis school of chemistry released results today
got mine yesterday

Meanwhile, in the real world:

>PM Theresa May tells EU leaders any EU citizen living in UK for five years will be given "settled EU status"

>>76373664
worst thing about the modern right is that they're pro police
should be strung up with the rest of them

suddenly got really windy, rainy and thundery

i'm scared lads

>>76374307
cameron and may aren't even conservative

sometimes you end up with leaders you don't want

>>76374315
love big man tyrone

>>76374290
they've been harassing him for years, they're complete twats
funny how the police find time to harass tommy but not to keep an eye on terrorists or stop child rape gangs, really makes you do a think

>>76374321
oh ok

got locked in the shed for 3 hours with no phone lads

all i had to entertain myself was the radio so listened to 5 live for a while

>>76373432
is it just me or does any else also want to rub their arse crack against Ash's nose?

>>76374290
they're terrorists, unironically

>>76374353
the police were told to ignore it by Labour councils

>>76374337
Not the police's fault britain has retarded hate speech laws

>>76374359
Imagine being this enslaved by machines

>>76374351
bet you do haha you bent cunt that was probably your mug stuck up there flaunting a kekistani tee

>>76374353
hmm yes the police have never arrested any child rape gangs or terrorists

tommy will make /brit/ great again

his first action was to put a travel ban on all leftypol immigrants effective immediately

>>76374394
:3

>tfw thailad decisively won the first round of voting and only narrowly lost the second round without being online at all

wonder how he'd feel

>>76374420
hmm yes the police purposefully ignored rotherham and hundreds of other rape gangs for over a decade

Top kek

>>76374446
voting's not over yet lad

>>76374407
Ahh yes bet you would have entertained yourself looking at the mower or playing with the toolbox wouldn't you, fucking mong

might play skyrim

Nothing better than that feeling when you tick the I'm not a robot box and you instantly get the green tick without having to solve the captcha (this is not one such time)

>>76374446
Wouldnt give a fucking shit cos hes not 16
Sort yourselves out

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dont think i'll ever get over getting a 2:1

feels like i've wasted three years

>>76374051
>$5,000 just for a few days in Europe
no way mate you could have an extensive trip in europe for less if you just utilised certain programs:
>eurorail pass - one ticket for most trains in europe
>workaway or wwoof - work in exchange for accommodation
>couchsurfing - an app where people offer their couch/bed for you to sleep on for free

I reckon a yank could do it comfortably on $2000, even less if you really commited

what's so bad about tommy?

>>76374468
it literally is you mong

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I've taken the tommypill

>>76374491
what's that

>>76374489
how do you know this

>>76374502
hmmmm
https://www.strawpoll.me/13259209

doesn't look like it is

>>76374512
cringe

>>76374492
nah return flight in the summer will run you at least $1500

>>76374475
I would have meditated or screamed continuously until someone saved me

>>76374525
it's first to 30

>>76374499
people don't like what he says because he's working class
douglas murray says the same kind of stuff but nobody attacks him nearly as much because he sounds intelligent

>>76374491
m8s wasted 4 years by writing their dissertations (almost half the year grade) in 3 days
could be worse

>>76374538
'sheed

>>76374512
As if that mong wrote a single word of that book he probs can't even spell his own name

>>76374416
big man tyrone predates any /pol/ memes

>>76374512
reading up on our new leader I see

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>the rorke party leady is between a nonce and a non-rorke
Right that's it. Fuck the rorke party. I'm starting the turbororke party and challenging the leadership of this general.

fuck off josie

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>>76374512
oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear

>>76374491
oh shut up

>>76374583
>>76374614
'sheeds

>>76374512
everyone always says hes MI5 but hes been banged up like 3 times

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>>76374512
I've taken the spotthedogpill. When all hell breaks lose they'll never find me.

>>76374583
ah look another holier than thou pseudo-intellectual lefty who has never listened to tommy speak in his life

colour me surprised

>>76374516
british degree classifications

1st and 2.1 = 'good' degrees, like 70% of people get these and it means you can get on to postgraduate courses and graduate schemes

2.2 = pretty shit but still kind of salvageable if you're willing to put in more work to get a good job after uni

3rd = fucked it, barely any point putting it on your cv

below a 3rd = literal spacker tier

>>76374491
a 2:1 is fine what you on about.

>>76374599
next general election's not for a while now

the rorke party will comfortably take governance now. feel free to cross the floor to the opposition benches though.

Based Hislop BTFO the Rorkes.

>>76374645
>2:1
>good
t. spacker who got a 2:1
>>76374648
t. spacker who got a 2:1
>>76374622
t. spacker who got a 2:1

tedious chatter on the uni group chat

>>76374645
why is it called 2:1 and 2:2

>>76374649
>implying I'll wait for a general election
If the leadership of this general start to lead it down a dark path, I'm staging a fucking coup.

First policy I'm implementing is state-issued gfs.

>>76374184
no mate the options were terrible, robinson is an absolute runt

RORKE SNAP ELECTION
http://www.strawpoll.me/13259600
http://www.strawpoll.me/13259600
http://www.strawpoll.me/13259600

>>76374492
My job lets me fly to Europe for free, so it's not my problem.

>>76374702
/brit/ will never be a commie general there are too many rorkes

>try to talk about politics on /pol/
>everyone is too busy in jewish conspiracy and WW3 threads

ah yes

>>76374712
fuck OFF

/tommyloyalists/

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>ah look another holier than thou pseudo-intellectual lefty who has never listened to tommy speak in his life

>colour me surprised

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>work tomorrow
>work on saturday

>>76374718
rorke isn't enough. need turbororke.

>>76374700
because you touch yourself at night

>>76374727
everyone knows real political discussion on 4chan only happens on /brit/

>>76374736
rasheed

>>76374688
2.1 and 1st are defined as 'good' degree, it's a term not my opinion
>>76374700
2.1 is an upper second, 2.2 is a lower second

>>76374712
NOTE: this is not an official election ordered by the parliament of /brit/

all results will be null and void

YOU will be court-marshalled if you chose not to wear your Kekistani regalia

just had 2 (two!) yoghurts

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Gotta go fast x

>>76374777
Trips confirm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWW03iIl79g

Amin Yashed

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>>76374542
dunno if it makes a difference that im in the UK but from a random airport in a flyover that looks quite decent

>>76374853
this has got to be the stupidest thing I have ever seen in my life

>>76374817
don't care

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The absolute state of Ian Hislop on BBC2 right now

Program about immigration and his first interview is unironically with David Rosenberg.

>>76374860
what are you doing in there lol

>>76374853
You can tell from the eyes she is batshit insane.

>>76374896
Think you've got things backwarda

Might write Kanye West and tell him you can't buy class

>>76374727
>yank defending the jews
imajun moi shock

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>had to do a compulsory marketing module for degree certification
>didn't go to any lectures
>knocked out the assignment in a weekend
>got marks back and got a cheeky 62
>mate who went to every single lecture and spent weeks working on it got a 49

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>>76374917
Stupid infidel.

Does Faith Goldy get her tits out?

>>76374911
the BBC being impartial as always

>>76374688
2:1 is good enough
t. 1st at masters level

>>76373463

SCREECHING

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only got a 2.1, fuming

>>76374884
denver is actually a really big airport

but yeah they have been getting cheaper lately

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>>76374896
A fellow /PartyRocker/ I see

>>76374956
not as good as a first though is it. don't pretend you wouldn't have been disappointed to get a 2:1 lol

>>76374891
so you've never looked in a mirror?

know a lad who unironically got a 3rd

earns more money than me now so guess i shouldn't really be laughing

>>76374945
This has been my favourite part of uni so far. Had to do a programming assignment and didn't even glance at the shit until the weekend before it was due. Did it all in a day. Got 85 and my "mates" (don't really like them, they've just attached themselves to me for some reason) got like 20 points less. They were fucking SEETHING.

anus

>>76374999
put in heck of a lot of extra work to get the 1st so yes i would have, but it would make absolutely zero difference practically. employers don't give a shite

It's a Geoff Hurst or you'll never be seen as more than a Desmond

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>>76374950

Unfortunately not

>>76375032
would LOVE to see this lass blacked

>>76375009
it cause he has a tighter arse than you?

>>76374038
Thanks to the west using 'Islamism' has become acceptable. Otherwise our news channels used to say things like terror has no religion and terrorism is not real jihad

>>76375043

alri Owen

cab door slide

>>76375024
best post itt

Going to wank my willy

>>76375009
deano'd

Ian Hislop is literally comparing Muslim immigration to Jews being persecuted in the 1800s

That was after he said Britain was a Nation of Immigrants.

Fucks sakes just fuck off with this shit now.

>>76375026
a first definitely helps you stand out desu when there are thousands of people applying for the best jobs

Me 6 months ago:
>Work in dead end job, but live at home with family
>Choose when I work and when I don't, because of comfy zero-hour contract
>Live in large house with big garden in peaceful area
>Comfy town, >95% white
>Some of the best hiking in the UK on my doorstep
>Play in football team with lads I've known all my life
>Come home after work and entertain myself by playing piano or guitar, or spending time with my little sister
>Mum cooks three-course meals for me every night

Me now:
>Work in a """""""good"""""""" job with a salary of £30k
>Rent a small shared flat in an apartment block in London for an exorbitant price
>Spend 45 hours per week at work, plus commuting time
>Come home to a flat full of idiot yuppie scrotes, spend most of time alone in room on 4chan
>Can't play musical instruments any more because we're all packed in like sardines and have no privacy
>Live under the constant threat of terror attacks (two attacks within a mile of my flat since I moved here)
>Cook the same basic meal for myself every night to keep costs down
>No chance of buying a good home here even if my salary trebled, will be living like this until mid 30s at least

Think I might have made a mistake desu lads. People in their 20s who still live with their parents are the most redpilled

>>76375078
Don't

>>76375064
You a Hindu?

>>76375094
>>Mum cooks three-course meals for me every night
alri fatty

>>76375032
>bleached hair
>eyes as dark as the bottom of the ocean
and people think she's white

>>76374688
got a first actually

https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/877984200854347776

mummy is doing us proud lads

>>76375094
>tfw mummy has a house with mortgage paid off in East London, tube 3 minutes walk away

Excellent feel.

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>gets a pass degree in business from the '"""'""""""""UNIVERSITY"""""""""""""""" of York

>is on 100k within 5 years working in Sales

Just spent £33+ on video games.

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Only needed to work on point 3 which I'm already almost through
Though I would still avoid getting gf

>>76375153
FOB

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>>76375094
>two attacks within a mile of my flat
the utter STATE of Londoners

Fuck you

>>76375153
>East London

Alri sheed? Literally not a single nice area in East London, I'm moving southwest as soon as I can desu.

you pommies are like a broken fucking record

it's all the weather this and uni that with you twats

>>76375151
>trusting the Tories with your human rights

>>76375081
> Britain was a Nation of Immigrants
Ahh...yes...Three major branches of Teutonic people (Anglos, Danes, and Normans), mixed with Celtic........not quite similar to Pakistania and African Muslims.

>>76375116
Yeah

Alan Johnson thinks we've integrated immigrants well

Hmmmmm

>>76375153

>East London


Rasheed.

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>got a 2:2
>dad manages to get me a cushy job at the company he works for anyway, 30k starting

>>76375094
The only problem with living at home is the stigma.

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going to play some baldurs gate 2

>>76375173
why are you taking advice on picking on birds from a gay man lol

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>The population of the UK has increased by more than half a million - the biggest rise for 70 years - according to official figures.
>There were 65,648,000 people in the UK in June 2016, according to the Office for National Statistics (ONS).
>The ONS said that was a rise of 538,000 on the figure in 2015, equivalent to a city the size of Bradford.

>>The ONS said that was a rise of 538,000 on the figure in 2015, equivalent to a city the size of Bradford.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40372533

just going to skedaddle down to get some snags in me ute

love me some VB ay lads

>>76375224
Do you get gangs together and go paki bashing?

>>76375254
don't care

>>76375240
nepotism is cancer desu

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>>76375231

Hmm

Ah yes

>>76375240
fuck off bourgeois cunt

>>76375258
hope that 538,000 doesnt also have the demographic breakdown of Bradford lol

>>76375303
>>76375303
>>76375303

>>76375261
good lad

Girls always say I'm really good looking but my personality turns them off lol

>>76375292
>scientifical
>there is always problems

>lefties in charge of grammar

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>>76375292
fucking kek. cuck jones as probably on the verge of tears

>>76375256
I'm a kekistani and he is a based gay man
>>76375266
No. Not a radical. But the Muslim problem needs to be solved. You let them form ghettos and they create mini Pakistans

>>76375094
Where do you live?

My housemate makes low 20s and we share a peng house in zone 2.

Also you can cook nice/varied meals for cheap lad, jog on.

>>76375434
Even police are disgusted to go in their areas

>>76375437
Near Waterloo area at the moment, found a good deal (£600pcm) but living in a block of flats is depressing. Hoping to move to Richmond or somewhere like that, already fed up with central London, it's as shit as I thought it would be. I might have been exaggerating about the meals as I'm a pretty good chef and actually cook myself some very nice meals, they're just not as varied as they are when me mam cooks them, and I don't really bother with starters or puddings.

>>76375563

I live in Richmond

It's perfect

>>76375700
Is it actually? Comfy small town/village feel? Interesting things to do on weekends? I noticed it's the whitest area in Greater London - likely to stay that way?

>>76375755

It's a bit too busy to feel comfy but the houses and things to see/do are very small town vibeish

Lots of rich yanks/Brits (I'm a JF) live here, very few seeds although there are a few blacks starting to move in. It'll be a lot diverse in a couple decades so get in while you can

In terms of things to do there isn't much bar going to the green, pubs, cinema and so on but it's definitely the best suburb in London.

>>76375934
Yeah I just want to live somewhere that feels less like London, but isn't so far away that I'm spending more than an hour commuting twice per day. Hoping Richmond might be a nice compromise.