Sophie edition
SCREAMING
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4628592/Ascot-racegoers-abandon-demure-style-Ladies-Day.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4628592/Ascot-racegoers-abandon-demure-style-Ladies-Day.html
sophie
bar mitzvah
#BDL
packing my bags
/brit/???!!! more like /shit/!
aaaammmiiirite? hahahahhahahahahahkekekekekeke
Polite reminder that /brit/radcen/ will form a coalition with any party as long as we are allowed to implement some Radcen policies
>more like 4 leftypol merchants spewing their retarded propaganda and 30 proud rorkes calling out their bullshit
http://www.strawpoll.me/13251628
http://www.strawpoll.me/13251628
http://www.strawpoll.me/13251628
imagine ever saying /brit/ was a lefty general lmao
>>76372136
>>76372126
sane people use better social media
funny how the cesspit of the internet known for attracting the absolute lowest of the computer literate portion of society is right wing
hmmmm
>REEEEEEEEEEE IMMIGRANTS
oh grow up
makes you think
had a pasty for lunch
going to drop acid and go to the park lads
>>76372150
Where to
We three kings of orient are
Rorke and sheed and 'dical centar
Westward leading poos and weesding
Farting sharting wanking away
>>76372131
Do actual posh people even go to Ascot anymore? Everyone in the photos always looks Deano as fuck
Are Barb
on my way
>>76372183
>>76372209
good poste
>>76372177
funny how on an image board with little censorship, the opinions tend to skew to the right
hmmm
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oeb5LdAyLC8
Me lifey
>>76372177
feeling alone are we leftypol?
why don't you go back to where you came from
rasheed OUT
>>76372207
moving back my parent's house
masturbated 3 times last night...
how do i free myself from this illness? i no longer wish to be a sinner!
>REEEEEEE WHITE GENOCIDE
oh grow up
>>76372183
Americans don't eat vegetables anyway
>>76372241
same
finished the ol' degree
>>76372231
also a board where facts are irrelevant hence the non-voting system
my BNT isn't mooning lads :S
post tights NOW NOW NOW
>>76372225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otaWQIcTodo
>>76372150
Captcha said sidney
>>76372241
state
Why?
VERY important survey is being conducted lads
http://www.strawpoll.me/13258936
http://www.strawpoll.me/13258936
http://www.strawpoll.me/13258936
need a susanna gf
>>76372274
>>76372225
howling at this
did you see rubio go in for the virgin hug today?
radcen, runts, lefties, anime and rasheeds wouldn't even have enough votes if they formed a coalition
state of them all
SCHLUMP BTFO
>>76372269
facts are irrelevant on facebook, tumblr and reddit too
4chan is the only place where virtue signalling and quips aren't lauded
>>76372241
same just finished uni have to share a room with my brother for the next 2 months AROOO
hairline receding at an alarming rate
>>76372312
Radcen would form a coalition with anyone
>>76372334
pics x
>>76372287
*Marina general
Does Sophie have a big ginger minge?
>>76372239
t'was me sweaty xx
>>76372292
she got BTFO by based tommy robinson
she's a lefty propaganda machine disguised as a middle aged woman
And I'm a bad boy, cause I don't even miss her
I'm a bad boy for breaking her heart
didnt know google is racist
>>76372292
of course the daily mail would post some shite like this
>>76372177
>funny how the cesspit of the internet known for attracting the absolute lowest of the computer literate portion of society
That's twitter and tumblr, and both are overwhelmingly left wing
>>76372283
save money for travel
my friends moved out of my sharehouse and rent is going up
don't see the point in paying $240+bills+food and groceries a week to live with strangers
>>76372362
CESHAM ON THE MAP
>>76372225
screeching
anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9_87qlPcE0
me on the drums
>>76372351
Belfast
Still howling
THE DAILY MAIL?!
wha' g'wan breh
can a representative for the anime party confirm which parties they are open to forming a coalition with?
>>76372287
How is Maisie even in the running? She looks like ET
>>76372415
fucking state of sara
turtle can you speak Italian?
>>76372415
>>76372404
do NOT associate me with that runtoid
>>76372415
clean up in bog 3
i repeat clean up in bog 3
can we get a ms davidson on scene asap
>>76372415
Need to fug sara in her uniform
>>76372436
not really
enough to get by on holidays or with family
going to learn it properly
>>76372429
>no option for TIGHTS general
speaking of which someone post some tights
going to get ready for bed and watch a nice program and smoke a spliff and go to sleep lads
Who FUK is Barb
A day in the life of Rorke
>wake up
>see a black person on TV
>"REEEEE white genocide is real!"
>go outside for a fag
>Muslim family walking to school
>"REEEEE Britain is gonna be a Sharia Caliphate!"
>go back indoors
>see a google doodle for pride month
>"REEEEE the gay agenda is ruining my life!"
>go to the shop
>get served by a nice Polish man
>"REEEEE bloody Poles taking over Britain!"
>see a Labour election card in a window
>"REEEEE bloody lefties are gonna take everything I own and make me wear a dress!"
>get home
>order an Indian
>"REEEEE the Asians" *eats curry* "are taking over!"
>complain about the decline of the white race and the spread of degeneracy on /brit/
>"REEEEE I hate fun"
>go to bed
>"REEEEE lefties" *snore*
>>76372472
me in the bushes
>>76372477
How long will you be in Japan
>>76372429
they all do
>>76372429
ROSIE
O
S
I
E
alright, Rorke party forms a majority government.
Who do we elect as Prime Minister lads?
>>76372365
haha
keep telling yourself that, rorkey boy
*pats your feeble little head*
*your neck almost shatters under the weight of my meaty leftist hands*
>>76372482
>program
FOY
>>76372489
>>76372489
Barb Pav
>>76372490
RORKE BTFO
>>76372490
>go outside for a fag
>Muslim family walking to school
two things wrong with this. smoking and living in muzzie areas
how will rorke EVER recover?
>>76372495
only 2 and a half weeks but can't complain because mummy and daddy are paying for all of it
>>76372490
Rorkes are seething
>>76372212
>76372212
>>76372212
COR
>>76372508
pakipoo represents your ilk most accurately i reckon
>>76372254
Visualise bright future. Leave the past
>>76372508
i nominate Thailad
>>76372549
FOB
>>76372508
Good kino?
Fat Cam got up. Slightly hungover from the Lagers he had drank the night before, but he knew it was Friday and that he had a short work day today. He got up, put on his blue trousers and work shirt and reached for a silk cut purple. Dang, the pack is empty. "Fucking Labour" Fat Cam muttered. You see, due to Labour's tax on tobacco Fat Cam could only afford to buy one pack at a time.
He drank some Nescafe instant coffee and left the house briskly. He rushed to his corner shop. "I'll have the usual". He said. "The white and purple ones, and a breakfast roll". He left and lit up. What a relief. The sweet, creamy smoke of the silk cut purple reaching his lungs
He continued on to his work at the Chip and Pin factory. Finishing off his silk cut purple, he discarded the remains in a nearby hedge and decided to treat himself to another. It has been a hard week's work after all.
He arrived at the factory and strutted in like a peacock. His co-workers sighed as he arrived in. They all got to work and it was mostly silent. Eerily silent. The co-workers were afraid of talking out of fear of being reprimanded by Fat Cam, but at the same time they knew the silence would not last for Fat Cam would soon embark on one of his tirades.
"Labour think raising taxes and spending it on Paki welfare will boost the economy. They are seriously deluded and obsessed with hating the rich. They've always damaged the economy and whined about people who are better than them".
No response. Everyone was too afraid to talk for fear of Fat Cam.
>>76372543
By ploughing a 7.5 tonner into a gang of Muzzies?
*tannoy crackles*
BING-BONG-BONG-BING
>would Sara Davidson please report to the bogs, that's Sara Davidson to the bogs thank you
*tannoy crackles*
>>76372508
The German Empire included four kingdoms, six grand duchies, five duchies, seven principalities, three free Hanseatic cities, and one imperial territory.
During its 47 years of existence, the German Empire gained more Nobel Prizes in science than any other country.
In less than a decade, its navy became second only to Britain's Royal Navy.
By 1900, Germany became the largest economy in Europe and the second largest in the world behind the United States.
>>76372585
the touch the skyrim series on youtube
>>76372489
get out heathen.
>>76372585
dude, where's my car
"I know you're all secret Labour voters. You disgust me, silent Labour voters are the worst."
One of them responded. "Labour made sure I could get an education. They stopped Child labour. if it weren't for them we'd all be working in a coal mine"
That was it. Fat Cam lashed out at him "There's nothing wrong with Child Labour, Nothing. It was libertarianism which made us great, it's what makes us British. Do you think in the days of the empire people sat around whining about benefits? Of course not"
Nobody said anything, for nobody had anything to say. Machocam, feeling triumphant, went outside and treated himself to a purple. The day continued like this until 4 o clock, when the workers were permitted to leave early.
Machocam left the factory without sayng a word. He was stressed after an hour of working hard on the assembly line and arguing, so he lit up two purples at once and smoked them. The blonde secretary looked at him with a look of confusion on her face, and he winked at her.
He walked home muttering Paki under his breath as he walked past various foreigners, puffing on his silk cut purples and throwing the stubs into hedges as he walked by. On one occasion he decided to be extra bold: He took the stub of his silk cut purple and threw it far into somebody's front garden, on their beautifully ornamented patio. The owner started shouting at him but he pretended not to hear him, and he lit up another purple.
Finally he got home and went on /brit/. /brit/ being obsessed with him as usual, nothing new there. Brit being filled with Pakis, nothing new there either. He sighed and poured himself a Lager and lit up the last Silk cut Purple in the pack. It's been a long hard week for Machocam, but he had deserved this cigarette.
RED ALERT
RED ALERT
RASHEED IS HERE
Fellow Radcens, shall we not take up our seats no matter the government, unless it's a Radcen government?
Not gay but used to be alright with the odd bit of cheeky gender bender action but he really has put me permanently off
>>76372490
so what you're saying is that the rorke is justified in his disdain for modern society?
turtle why are you still up
>>76372415
aisha is fit as fuck though and i normally dont even like white women
>>76372490
Ri to the p rorkes
>>76372648
this 2bh
it made me realise average/below average guys could become traps
>>76372549
Oh thought you meant you were there from now till 25 lmao
Good luck
>>76372646
that's not the radcen way
rather, we form coalition with anyone but refuse to vote for anything that isn't part of our program
>>76372672
aisha's cute but not fit
neoreaction
>>76372633
Brilliant post, was very invested and certainly read every word
>>76372672
neither the pic you posted or the girl in the tescos uniform are Aisha you plonker
>>76372573
arse licking nonce enabler
>>76372700
Wot u mean
>>76372672
that image is not aisha
>>76372672
Who dat
georgie porgie pudding and pie
kissed the girls and made them cry
when the boys came out to play
georgie porgie ran away
who /georgieporgie/ here
>>76372699
OK so how do we get a coalition with the party that has a majority?
>>76372585
Truck of peace by syeten
>>76372418
>leftists are ugly
not gay or leftist (rorke here) but i would 100% let this man pound my sweet lil racist boipucci into oblivion
>>76372522
Oh generic fknguic brainless tart #188655736854
You should be killed
>>76372613
Die seppo
>>76372733
literal 2/10 when you was off the makeup
>>76372667
I'm a night owl lad plus I'm getting ready to move tomorrow
>>76372682
like Japan but don't think I could live there
would get claustrophobic
>>76372750
wartime government
/brit/ is a rorke general. always has, been always will be. simple as
>>76372733
christ she's fucking butters isn't she
Are rose
A day in the life of leftypol
>wake up
>see a white person on TV
>"REEEEE white people should be killed!"
>go outside for a fag
>Rich family walking to school
>"REEEEE Britain is gonna be a communist dictatorship!"
>go back indoors
>see Nigel Farage on TV
>"REEEEE Brexit is ruining my life!"
>go to the shop
>get served by a nice British man
>"REEEEE bloody Brits taking over Britain!"
>see a Tory election card in a window
>"REEEEE bloody conservatives are gonna take everything I own and make me wear some decent clothes for once!"
>get home
>make some british food
>"REEEEE this food *eats food* "is bland and racist"
>advocate the increase of radicalised islam and then moan about normal working class blokes getting sick and tired of it on /brit/
>"REEEEE I hate fun"
>go to bed
>"REEEEE anybody but lefties" *snore*
>>76372702
is laughable
>>76372785
thank god she cropped her schnoz
>tfw too smart to win elections
>>76372792
>the reaction
rorke is fucking SEETHING right now
gg
http://www.strawpoll.me/13259087
http://www.strawpoll.me/13259087
http://www.strawpoll.me/13259087
http://www.strawpoll.me/13259087
LEADER OF THE RORKE PARTY POLL
This will be a two round-system, so the two highest results will go to a second round.
>>76372767
wheres your nonflags gone
>>76372792
Rorke can't think of original ideas
how interesting
>>76372785
cracking
>>76372792
rip in piece 'sheeds
>>76372733
think she's cute
she's got a severeness that i like
>>76372783
>>76372768
KYS disgusting benders
there's a shit doing a hard brexit from my anus right now
>>76372723
>>76372741
i know that you bellends, ash is just a jewish rorkina version of aisha
>>76372785
Nice tits.
>>76372826
Not sure
Posted from my iPhone
>>76372824
I'm with him(her)
>>76372792
leftypol BTFO
no recovery from this
>>76372098
imagine cuming inside a tight pink pussy like sophie's
mmmh hot
>>76372824
when does voting end so I can rig it with a bot?
>>76372792
will rasheed ever recover? no, I think not
>>76372792
Not a word
>>76372850
ugly
>>76372827
nothing wrong with taking a defective post and making it more accurate and amusing
>>76372850
quite like her even though her eyes are too close together
>>76372792
>>advocate the increase of radicalised islam
ah yes, not like communists are fighting islamists right now and have been for decades or anything
>>76372848
love are aisha but this is a bad photo
>>76372850
she is literally so ugly it's unreal
>>76372824
Honestly think that electing Tommy Robinson will put those of us who aren't on a list on a list
>>76372878
>tight
probably not
IMPORTANT ELECTION FOR THE PRIME MINISTER OF /BRIT/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13259087
http://www.strawpoll.me/13259087
http://www.strawpoll.me/13259087
http://www.strawpoll.me/13259087
>>76372860
>iPhone
FOY
>>76372785
miss rosy's cheb-posting tbqh
>>76372824
are nige
>>76372914
crackin jewish chebs though
>>76372792
Diane Abbott literally flinging her fat arse off a burning tower block as we speak
>>76372888
Phwoar
>>76372883
>lefties have such a low opinion of niggers that they feel the need to tell the world about the one time a nigger helps a pensioner instead of mugging him
OPEN BORDERS FOR ALL! WOULDN'T HAVE EXPECTED A WHITE MAN TO DO THAT!
>>76372921
i dont think 2 or 3 bbcs will make it very loose
>>76372923
It's actually Sent not Posted haha idiot
Does anyone else like to imagine the girl they fancy having an episode violent diarrhea?
>be me
>get an upset stomach with reflux
>start taking bismuth based Pepto bismol
>start to have dark af poo
>start to think I am having an upper GI bleed
>find out that it is a side effect of taking bismuth
weeeeeeew
haven't taken it today, so looking forward to tomorrow's poo, la
>>76372907
>>76372888
Assad > ISIS > YPG
>>76372938
>posting an ugly man with tits
business idea: a union of western european countries
france, germany, italy, benelux, spain and portugal
sersh
I hereby formally establish the qt Party
Our primary and immediate mandate upon being elected: state sanctioned qts for all
>>76372958
not an idiot t. master of physics
>>76372957
Every day will
>>76372959
No
>>76372982
I can smell it from here
>>76372888
I could stare into those eyes all day. Just need to find a way to remove them from that ugly head first.
Charli is performing at Glastonbury. Just imagine how sweaty and slutty she's going to look in the sun.
POLLS CLOSED
Thailad wins around 30% of the vote with Tommy Robinson gets around 15%
Both will go forward into the second round of voting.
>>76372990
you should join the Anime Party and form the Anime & qt Party, meaning those into 2dpd get a qt too
>>76373014
kin ell
leftypol is just mad they will never have a qt little jewish gf
>>76373026
Dumb cunt
>>76373027
die
>>76373026
WHOA WHOA SLOW DOWN
theres only 30 votes
>>76373032
i've got a cute white genocide gf (east asian)
>>76373014
With her fanny stinking like Brick Lane?
>>76373014
She mimed last time
Would still fug
>catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror
>remember that i'm handsome as all fuck
good feel
>>76373032
im a lefty you mong and i like ash because shes jewish even if she is a rorke
>>76373032
got a qt anime gf
you man heard that new izzie gibbs chune
big new grime
https://youtu.be/gLSrnj0SEg8
>>76372999
> he believes sophie has sex everyday
lmoa. posh girls like her will do it once a month only (if that).
>>76373026
don't vote for thailad he is a nonce and not even a real rorke
at the gym for the first time in 2 months
depressing to see how weak i am now
*le sigh*
>>76373014
Proper filthy cow
https://youtu.be/LNTdhr3G7o4
>>76373014
fairly sure I'm the same race as her
>>76373067
hello nigger
>>76373065
do you genuinely think she's attractive? i think the right wing must be able to field a more qt candidate right?
>>76373064
FONT
>got pissed and asked strangers if they post on 4chimps
need to stop making a fool of myself
>>76373014
I can smell it from here
>>76373068
She gets new BBC every weekend in Bristol from what I understand
>spontaneous bodily spasms to vibrations of the earhole
ah yes, love glasto me yeh big fan of this music yeh really like the way it makes me feel yeh
>>76373086
wagwan blud what u sayin
>>76373068
sorry but sophie turner is a confirmed whore and also a cokehead
>>76372848
mate she's a hog
>>76373068
Wrong
>>76373064
pics x
reading Dr L Southerns treatise on the problems of our time
good haul lads, wont have to think about how despressing my life is for quite a while ahhahhaa
worried that getting a gf will detract from my cool loner image
that was a nice shit
Dr. David Livingstone was a Scottish missionary and one of the most popular British heroes of the late-19th-century in the Victorian era.
His fame as an explorer came from his obsession with discovering the sources of the Nile River.
Livingstone was the first European to see the Mosi-oa-Tunya ("the smoke that thunders") waterfall, which he renamed Victoria Falls after his monarch Queen Victoria.
Henry Morton Stanley was a Welsh explorer. In 1869 Stanley received instructions to find Dr. David Livingstone, of whom little had been heard since his departure for Africa in 1866 to search for the source of the Nile.
After a 1,1000 kilometer journey, he found Livingstone on 10 November 1871 in Ujiji, near Lake Tanganyika in present-day Tanzania.
Stanley ironically greeted him with, "Doctor Livingstone, I presume?"
The words are famous because of their perceived humor, Livingstone being the only other white person for hundreds of miles.
Aisha is 10/10
>>76373149
is that her lewdest pic?
>>76373122
No
>>76373149
>No (zero) breast mass
not quite a 10/10 ahah
>>76373149
kin ell not an ounce of femininity in that body, anyone telling me white women are betetr than black/asian women needs their head checking
why do you people keep posting this plain commie bint
fuck off
>>76373157
no I have one of her fanny but can't post cause of the janny
>>76373157
KEK no there's one of her naked arse and bf from a distance
Want a lady friend
>gf just flaked on me to go running
might bin her tbqh
>>76373149
that thing is female?
reminder that lauren southern is an absolute babe
post 10s only pls
>>76373190
shall i post more ash then if aisha isnt doing it for you
>>76373149
that's a boy
>>76373165
grim mate
A day in the life of radcen
>wake up
>Don't see TV because it is a tool to control the masses
>mass Propaganda is real!
>go outside for a walk and laugh at fag addicts
> family walking to school
>"Wow good education system and family values!"
>go back indoors
>see a google doodle for an anniversary of an achievement
>"nice!"
>go to the shop
>get served by a nice man
>"Such a nice society I live in"
>see an election card in a window
>"Right to vote is beautiful!"
>get home
>order food
>"hmm" *eats bite* "good food!"
>complain about nothing on /brit/
>"yaaah I love fun"
>go to bed
>*smiles* *snore*
>>76373207
shes cheating on you desu
>>76373149
wow
>>76373225
lol
do you lads reckon sophie could beat you up and pin you to the floor? she's nearly 6ft
>>76373218
not bent but she's not that great looking
tfw the country is in such a state that people have forgotten this oaf is Secretary of State
I'm more of a rosy kinda guy
SECOND ROUND OF VOTING
LEADER OF THE RORKE PARTY
PRIME MINISTER OF /BRIT/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13259209
http://www.strawpoll.me/13259209
http://www.strawpoll.me/13259209
>>76373226
lel, so many insecure cucks on 4chan
>>76373064
Same
>>76373225
actually a decent from India
>>76373027
2D wank material is entirely against our ethos and you should be ashamed for even suggesting such a thing
Are radcen or runt alliance however would not be out of the question
>>76373244
>nearly 6ft
mate im 6'5
Literally no attractive girls itt
any yank in?
>>76373218
she's not even the best looking girl in that picture
guaranteed to have sex on monday
want to keep myself from wanking so i'll have a massive load for her but not sure i can
>>76373257
fantastic post
paypigs IN
>>76373278
who's asking
>>76373257
£50 for that pic lad
>>76373278
>>76373273
>mate im 6'5
Everyone on here is.
DO NOT VOTE FOR THAILAD HE IS A NONCE AND DOESN'T EVEN LIVE IN THE COUNTRY
THE ELECTION OF /BRIT/'S PRIME MINISTER
http://www.strawpoll.me/13259209
http://www.strawpoll.me/13259209
http://www.strawpoll.me/13259209
http://www.strawpoll.me/13259209
revved up like a douche
>>76373165
where'd she get that shirt
want one
>>76373149
Yeah, he looks alright
>>76373307
not me
I am 6'6
only had 2 things planned for today. pooing and wanking. and i'm all done pooing.
*unzips the willy*
>The Steam Store is experiencing some heavy load right now. Please try again later
ah yes
probably all shite anyway
>>76373225
great post
mind if i save it?
Havent opened a single one of these reddit polls
>>76373307
yeah you wish, my armspan is 210cm i can hug 4 girls by stretching my arms out, 2 on each arm
>>76373295
wouldn't it be better to have a wank before so you don't finish too fast?
COME ON TOMMY
>>76373225
Kek. Marvellous post from a truly enlightened individual.
>>76373300
>>76373304
which one of you posted that reddit pic of all the posts crying about the georgia election? I would like it posted again please
>>76373218
>it's a "right wing woman with a shapeless body, tons of makeup and dyed blonde hair" episode
>>76373307
not me I'm an optimistic 5'7
>>76373313
voted for thailad
Who the F*CK is Tommy robinson
>>76373361
i never finish too fast
years of wanking has made me very long lasting
>>76373368
I may still have it. Will put it in the next thread for you
>>76373332
liar
>>76373295
FONT
>>76373389
the hero britain needs, but doesn't deserve
/brit/ has sped up massively in the last few threads
Disturbing how much /brit/ and brit/pol/ like to indulge trip/name/redditflag fags.
>>76373389
a rorke who doesn't afraid of the m*slim menace
>>76373420
muh violence
>>76373393
well if you edge a bit everyday you'll shoot like a fire hose onto the lad you're fucking monday
and the numbers are close...could Tommy Robinson defy the polls and beat the certain victory Thailad was expected?
I'll be talking to Lisicki in just a moment, and now to my correspondent in Plymouth. How are things looking where you are?
>>76373298
her arse is SO nice
>>76373411
All me
>yeah you wish, my armspan is 210cm i can hug 4 girls by stretching my arms out, 2 on each arm
>>76373257
fucks sake opened this image and a tenner flew out of my wallet
best friend simulators on yt lads? getting abit bored of tom scott
Can't even get the gimmick right
Stupid yank