Culture Pals /cp/

>italian
non-white edition

>>76367606
>toothpaste edition

>>76367606
erm!? rude???

Hi

>>76367958
hello there how are you doing today i hope everything is going well fine thanks with you there nice to meet you my name is ebex i live in the FINLAND the west said of Eurasia i hope we can be a good friends??

>>76367958
hello i giv u greetings from the smiling coast of Gambia

Why is Paris black?

can i get an update from honorable Turkbro?

>>76368014

"Tell me about the Ninki Nanka, have you seen it?"

>>76367606
The land of pedophile associations has spoken

https://www.interpals.net/xxxblue

lads

>Joined 4 hours ago, profile updated 9 months ago.

>>76368155
>not being an ancap

>reads message
>visits profile
>no reply
HOW CAN YOU IGNORE!!!

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öööö

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>m*xican gives me an over the top sob story about her vacation to New York and how Americans are evil to Latinos
>suspect bullshit and try get her to contradict herself
>deleted her account this morning
feels good, lads

>>76368787
>New Yorkers are generally rude anyway
Rude

>>76368910
i once had one of those salesmen who sell tickets to the statue of liberty get mad at me for ignoring him. As I walked away he said I looked like Golem from lord of the rings.

New Yorkers should be gassed tbqf

>>76368670
Rolling with this

>>76369278
>As I walked away he said I looked like Golem from lord of the rings.
kek, fucking roasted

>>76369278
why didnt you beat his bitch ass, golem?

>>76369278
>y-you too

>>76369429
kek he actually said something like "ay weren't you that little dude from lord of the rings?" confused me at first. it took me like a block to realize he probably meant Golem not the Hobbits

>>76369574
KEK

even if he meant the hobbits you still got BTFO for being a manlet

how do you even talk to these women
they're all the same bland generic boring hollow shells with nothing interesting to say or to be told to

>>76369890
how do you talk to anyone? i feign interest with them just like im doing to you now

>>76367454
That's not how things went

>>76369983
No, you're not feigning it, you're genuinely interested in my post.

>>76370038
nah

>>76370033
^ this, desu
The Italians were good people and the commie Italy of WWII was just a puppet of the Allies.

What gets more views as a main picture, a full body or face?

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>>76370167
face gets 6 wievers
body gets 7 wievers

>>76368096
Nothing new, I've been neglecting her so far. I don't think she broke up yet.

e u r o p e a n b f w h e n

>>76370303
That would be me

>>76370325
ure not european wowe

>>76370303
f r e n c h g f w h e n

>>76370353
Just cus we're gonna leave the EU doesn't mean we aren't European

Got my qt to make herself cum while in the same hotel room as her sleeping boss

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>>76370454

im having a weird convo with a brit girl and i cant tell if its flirting or if we are both just assburgers

>>76370550
Pls don't be mean

>>76370687
Probably both m8

>>76370687
Post convo, I'm an aspert

>>76370753
^ this
Start exchanging dumb pics and it should get sexual quickly.

>>76370539
WEW lad, but have you any proof of this audacious feat?

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https://www.interpals.net/WalkingLoue

>Hobbies & Interests

porn

>>76370747
OK sorry!

>>76370753
>>76370796
i need me an assburger to flirt with

>>76371368
me if i was canadian and a girl and watched porn

>>76371380
You can't flirt with burgers

t. asspie

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What the actual fuck is wrong with Indonesians?

>>76371486
hahaha you got BTFO

>>76371486
K

>>76371486
>USA
>white

Norweigan/Korean chad, now's your chance

https://www.interpals.net/Princess159

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>>76371603
I look more Canadian actually

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>>76371664
You're right.

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>>76370876
Just messages, I know she's on a business trip though so it's believable

>>76371806
there's something creepy about getting messages like this
bro im not gay
seriously im not gay
but its weirdly uncomfortable to me, maybe cuz a bad experience

>>76371987
Hmmm I get the feeling you're GAY

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>>76372069

>>76372162
pussy machine broke

>>76372162
FUCK!!!!!

What's a good lewd opener?

Can I get a rundown on french qts? From what I can see, they're all k***a-boos.

>>76372297
uhhh ahhh.... girlll fuckkk........ ;))))))

>>76372341

What a niece in mind when I really smiles;) it's okay to make a mind, it's just wrong! ;) I could fuck you to rub my nipple .. it pulsates inside you;)) you know how the mahlam of owls will flow to you ... or if the mum got enough, smile, judging ... properly your whip will blush;) Tyllerö fuck! ;))

Any bra guru here that can tell me what's a "size 2 bra"?
>>76372316
Yeah, just like all other western European qt's.

>>76372555
>asking us

Ask her for a pic for clarification you knob

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bra_size#Italy
Hum, this might be it.

>>76372608
She's underage, lad ;^)

>>76372650
Then you're already pushing it

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>i have tattoos
>i have piercings that aren't my ears

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>>76372675

>tfw my thai gf has a prince albert

>>76372675
you know those are the biggest sluts though

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>Hi, Hello, Konitchiwa, Nihao, Merhaba, Hey, Halo, Hola

is this clever way to start profile about me

>>76372671
I'm the nazi, desu ;^)

>>76372812
Yes, you'll look just like a girl.

>>76372812
no

>>76372812
everybody does that, do NOT do that

>>76372555
wtf

>>76372812
Hi, Hello, Konitchiwa, Nihao, Merhaba, Hey, Halo, Hola

You can ask me one question no matter how sick or wrong it is and you have my full honesty. Put this on your profile if you are brave.

Looking for friends from Korea or Japan to help me learn their languages

If you are racist, a homophobe, or intolerant of others get off my profile

>>76372933
sums up about 80% of the profiles on there

>>76372812

Gomenasai, my name is Pekka-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old Finnish Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

>>76372851
Then why did you feel the need to point out she was underage?

>>76372650
Steady on

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tfw theres no inbetween to the people who message or view my profile. its always either soviet girls or men, whats the deal

>>76373045
Cuz it's still illegal to get her nudes, no matter my age.


>>76373162
Thanks for the motivation. ;^)

At a beer festival lads, 5 pints down and going till midnight

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An Asian guy from Australia sent me a message saying to me that he's also introvert, shy, and has no social life (what is on my profile page, btw), but he has pics in parties with his friends.

That made me angry. He doesn't even know what is being shy or introvert. He's pretty normie despite he's qt too.

What do I do, int?

>>76373193
>soviet girls
green card
>men
gay

>>76373216
im jealous it sounds fun

>>76373245
me irl

>>76373213
Yeah exactly, so what áre you getting out of talking to underagers? And why are you talking bras lol, so many questions...

>Are you a native speaker of English who is patient enough to chat/talk with a person with "broken" English several hours a week at least?

>>76373374
who the hell is talking to these bitches for hours

>>76373352
I'm here for the relationship, lad ;^)

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who agrees on this- Italy is the worst country to have on yo team in a war...

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>>Found another crazy lonely milf
>>She is 30 from Spain, pretending to be 22.

>>76373435
Fair enough. Does that change the way you handle your convo's in any way or?

>inb4 I'm just myself

>>76373301
90 different beers mate, literally a minute from my dorm, I'm in heaven

>>76373532
tell her she's a post-wall used-up hag and you settle for nothing less than prime pussy

>>76373555
I don't go for boring qt's.
If they can't keep a convo going or aren't waifu material I drop them.

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>>76373532
>>Tfw I think getting her nudes is not the effort though.
>>She is lonely and wants attention and talks way too much

>>76373637
but they're all boring

>>76373731
everyones boring

>>76373777
you're right

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>cute black French qt messaged me already
>the bad thing is that she's underage

>>76374078
what a handsome wojak

>qt mia from whatsapp
this dummy broke her phone didnt she. stupid clumsy qt

someone tell me how to get a french qt

>>76374325

Be Korean or black

>>76374345
someone tell me how to become korean or black

>>76374325
Talk to her father about it, inshallah he will approve of your relation if your imaan is sufficient and your families will organize a wedding

>>76374409
but most of the french qts on IP are white

>>76374447
is this your chad account?

>>76374111
Some portuguese from our ptchan made this one today. This wojak represents "António Variações", a singer that died from Aids and for me, he created the Portuguese pop/rock.

>>76374832
>comuna
Para Tarrafal e em força!

How accurate is the last online timer?
>tfw mia qt

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What say to qts?

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>>76375417
wan fuk

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>>76375417

hi,,,,,,,,,, how are your?

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>>76375473
>>76375487

no. somnthin beter

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>>76375417
Hi :) you're average beauty

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explain yourselves, amerifats
>>76375417
hi how r u?? skype?

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lmao

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I'm talking to a really hot Hungarian milf who wants to meet up and she keeps complaining about how young guys hit on her because they fetishize milfs.

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>>76377097
will you go to Kurultai

>>76371486
Now that's a real low, to get btfo'd by an Indi

It's easier to stuck your virtual cock in one than put a dollar in a coffee machine

>>76375616
>56 years old
i aint explaining shit

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>>76377097
Is your milf hotter than my milf?

>>76377371
So where them updates at?

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guise how do I be successful on tinder?
How many pictures and what kind of description?

im autistic pls help

Can a foreign fat girl show me her tummy pls

>>76377371
Your milf look pretty used desu

>>76377433
As many pictures as possible, 4 minimum - NO SELFIES, get photos of you 'in action' - taken by other people, you 'doing things' rather than just standing there

Smile in photos

Description is more difficult, depends on how naturally funny you are, mine is a joke about my height because I'm really tall

Go on r/tinder and look at the profile reviews, they have some good advice and give you a feel for what you should be including

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>>76377400
well she is preparing for Canada. She told me she was changing money!

>>76377433
3 pics
descripsion; bad makeup day lol xoxo

t:youre friend finland

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>>76377611
Solid advice britbro.
> joke about my height because I'm really tall
ah thats a clever strategy, to show off your height without being too direct.
unfortunately i'm 5'7'' so i cant use that play

>>76377433
i only use it when I travel to a foreign country. it usually works

>>76377640
God damn femshits have it so easy.

>>76377754
Just nick something funny off of r/Tinder or go for a basic education/hobby/stolen funny line

>>76377165
Probably not but I've been there on 2014. Want some pics?

>>76377635
Where in Canada she goin' m8 and how long?

>>76377371
Your milf is 27 years old. Hardly a milf. A girl I banged was 28 years old, lol.

>>76377861
How do I say I'm 6'2 without looking like an ass

>>76378003
Just put "6'2". You think girls give a shit?

>>76377862
>>76377945
Are hookups easy in Turkey? Or are you only fucking tourists?

>>76378052
Yes. It seems very vapid.

Imagine if you visit a girl's profile and one of the first things she mentions in her about me are "I'm a skinny girl from etc etc and etc etc" or "I'm a brunette etc etc etc and I am etc"

Amerifriend is right.

>>76378003
Subtly mention your height. Or put a picture of yourself next to your manlet friends.

>>76378003
The classic is: "6'2 and yes those are two separate measurements ;)"

"6'2, 6'5 when I'm in heels"

Or just "6'2", no one is really bothered about being narcissistic, it's an app where you talk to people based on first impressions, it just gives them a better image of who they're talking to

Okay.. another virgin question:
Do girls expect your pubes to be trimmed ?
If so how much?

>>76378137
>are hookups easy in Turkey?

No, girls want to date you for a good few months first before sex. Half of my friends are virgins and they're all in their early 20's.

The girl that I've been with was in Germany. I did erasmus (student exchange) there.

>>76378224
Yes you fucking virgin but it's not that important, just no one wants a massive fucking bush downstairs

Shave it then wait 1-2 weeks, that long.

>>76378307
>Shave it
Oh, hell no! I ain't gay, nigga.

>>76378224
Trim it with a beard trimmer

That way you won't look like a fag when you pull your shorts down

>>76378307
>shave it
b-but that sounds uncomfortable AF.

>>76378266
fugg I want to go to KOSTANTINIYYE and steal one of your women for a night pls

>>76378358
Don't ask for advice then
Not like anyone is going to see it for those two weeks (or ever) you virgin freak

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>>76378266
>Half of my friends are virgins and they're all in their early 20's.
i'm 21

>>76378358
>>76378384
With a beard trimmer, down to a 2 or 3

>>76378420
Damm, cool down, paki.

I wasn't the one asking for advice and you sounds pretty fucking bitter, desu.

>>76378464
^ this sounds like more reasonable advice

>>76378460
Pathetic

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>tfw underweight skellyington

>>76378408
Turkish girls give me cancer

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>ask girl for a photo
>she sends this

Lmao no wonder it took 2 hours, she sent it into Pixar to be touched up

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>>76378367
>>76378307
so should there be a nice trimmed bush or should it be shaved down to stubble(like pic related..but on ur crotch)
>>76378464
Sounds good

>>76378616
why even bother with this one lad

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>>76378485
It seems you've fallen into the puppet master's web my little pawn, dance, dance for me

>>76378616
lmao she looks like an Afkoon or Paki. take it from me, those girls are insecure as fuck about being slightly dark skinned

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>>76378519
Stobbit.
I'm 21 too

>>76378631
Didn't realise she was that grim, might try and push for nudes just for a laugh but will be binning her off soon

>>76378616
ask her if she swallows

>>76378622
I don't think we could've made it any more clearer for you

Use your head leaf

>>76378460
>being virgin in north america

How the fuck do people manage this. I was a virgin until 18 and the only reason is because most Turkish girls don't fuck before marriage

>>76378622
No it should not be that short

>>76378622
Think of it this way, what would you like to see on your potential mate?

>>76378658
fucking kek

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>>76378658
*audible chuckles*

Cheers, lad.

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>>76378535
>Turkish girls give me cancer
why? they seem so pure and qt

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>>76378736
>most Turkish girls don't fuck before marriage
mehmet...

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you missed the starting gun

>>76378774
They look good. Their personalities are cancer though. Immature as fuck. Not understanding anything. Literlaly monkey tier

>>76378726
>>76378737
>>76378745
Thanks for the help bros i think got it. beard trimmer @ a 3 it is
>>76378736
low self confidence. Like i've had girls hit on me but i was too autistic to go for it

>>76378801
Karina seems qt

>>76378792
>>76378736
hmm wrong pic
I had a statistic thing that said turk girls had the most sex partners compared to all european countries, but the name for it changed
wtf

>>76378847
If you have a graded beard trimmer just keep going down until you feel comfortable with it

They shouldn't be curly, short and straight

>>76378870
Sounds bullshit to me. I live in the most progressive city of Turkey and even the most slutty girls here haven't had more than 4-5 sexual partners in their lives. And this is the most slutty ones. A lot of the girls I know are virgins.

>Chad is out banging sluts he met at the club
>you're inside talking to fugly Persians on whatsapp and giving advice to virgin lads on how long their pubes should be

Hmm a very interesting twist of fates there

>>76378848
she didnt really have anything on her profile so I didnt message her
>>76378774
they seem qt but most are crazy in my limited experience

>>76378918
>short and Straight
Good shit ... unless it sticks up like stubble

>>76379029
>Hmm a very interesting twist of fates there
>twist of fates
What twist, lad?
Pretty sure we were all born autistic ;^)

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Why are Colombianas so perfect bruh?

>>76379029
your entire life has lead you to this moment. just embrace it.

>>76379111
Why are sudacas so far away bruh?

>>76379111
They crossbreed with monkeys

I think you may be a zoophil

New here..how many of you guys signed up for this interpals thing?
is it worth the time? If anything its seems like a good way to practice conversations

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>>76379392
if you're a loser like the rest of us then yes its worth the time. Unlike you're fuck-ugly

But you know, just bee urself

>>76379111
8/10 face but she's looking kind of flat chested .not that that would stop me

>>76379392
Yeah it's bants

Say audacious shit with no repurcussions

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>>76379324

You like the brown girls Magnus?

>>76379442
hmm..yeah gonna go for it.

>>76370539
what country

>>76379480
Oh i do, i must admit. The often have absolute perfect bodies

>>76377945

Does this mean that my just today 25 milf doesn't qualify ? ;-;

She has a child

Portugal I could use your help in getting my vengence if you would help me

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>>76379529

Can't disagree there my good man

>>76379665
Sure

>>76379702
goddamn, but that face, looks plastic affff

>>76379571
I know the literal meaning of milf is a woman with children but I consider women milfs once they're 35+

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>>76379741

First time I looked at the face :^)

>>76379805
looks much better here if it is the same girl at all. For me at least, the face is the most important, then comes the body

>>76379711
would you be willing to send a text, need this from a portuguese number and in your language. Fucking slut stole my bags and other things when she was here

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>>76379844

It's not. Just randoms I collected over the months.

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Weren't Ruski's supposed to be mid-tier?

Nips being in highiest tier and Thai in the lowest

Something changed? They are way too easy nowadays, I think they need a buff

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>>76379922
>this is how 99% of the men communicate with women on interpals

Jesus christ

>>76379983
What is the correct way ahmet

>>76379983
What, did you actually wanted to learn some language there roach?

It's solely a site for bantz and nudes

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>>76380046
1. step: stop talking to basic bitches from russia who are about to starve to death

>>76377887
vancouver
>>76377945
Actually she is 28 now, 29 in a week. But I understand. Her kid is already 4 though.

>>76380084
2. step: stop looking like a goofy slovak motherfucker with aids

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>>76380164
Sure thing t*rkie

svetlana, my lov

why you leaf me for rich brown man

I'm so bored

don't get any views any more lads

>>76380443
Help me complete my vengence portobro

>>76380527
What's your vengeance for lad?

Being a normie is energy draining
How is /cp/ doing?

>>76380527
you're on your own, winchester lad

>qt logged in
>she didn't respond to msg
>>76380617
don't know how normies be normies all the time

>>76380767

Extroverts get energized by socializing
Introverts get drained by socializing

That's how they do it.

>>76380616
fucking creature i was going out from over there, jacked some of my shit when she was living here with me for awhile and dumped me after going back.
A text from someone in port might actually scare her enough if the creature thinks there in the same area

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>qt went back to her country for summer
>forgot to ask her number in that country
>haven't talked to her in a week, hasn't been on interpals for 2 weeks

Tbh if she actually liked talking to me she would have just added my number to her new phone. Just don't understand, we talked everyday for a month about everything, planned to meet, even talked to her when she was at the airport. She was probably laughing while talking to me at the airport, trying to be sweet as possible so I would miss her more

>>76380906
Holy fuck no way?? What did she nick off you lad?

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>tfw no gf

but i did lift today so that is good; although i had to do the roll of shame while benching

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>>Who is also emotionally abusing (ghosting) his qt?

okay lads just created a profile.

1.explain whats the point of talking to international girls if you cant fuck them

2. Why would the give you pics if you probably can't ever meet in person. are women literally that slutty? Or is it just a confidence thing for them like to fish for compliments?

>>76381498
What video? Gonna share, lad?

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>>76381498
I'm thinking about sending this girl these screenshots because this is getting tiring. Give her the plot twist already.

>>76381498
please be nice to qts :)

>>76381502
>are women literally that slutty?
you would be surprised what women will do for a simple "like" on facebook or other social shit media. you're giving them attention so of course

>>76381609
got it m 8.

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>>76381523
It's just a video of her getting naked and getting in shower and doing pic retaled. She thinks it's cute etc.
Instead I told her to make a masturbation video. But the other day she told me she felt like "I was making her a pornstar".

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>>76381502
1. Because you can. Some people do this for nudes, some for learning language, some want to just talk to people, and some might look for a qt3.14 that they might end up meeting in person. Which plenty of guys have. I personally know a german guy who used to browse these threads whos now married to a girl from the zone.
2. Same reason a guy would do it i suppose. Maybe they fall for a fake korean profile? Or maybe they're just into the person they're talkign to

But now you gotta post profile so we can give constructive criticism.
>>76381498
I really want you to post caps when its finally revealed

next question: Do you guys have a description on your profile? does anyone even read those?

>>76381498
Which one is this aquafresh

>>76381632

Honestly starting to feel bad for this girl tbqh, she seems like a genuinely nice person, it's not like she's actually cheating.

>>76381157
bout 400 quids worth of shit and a 2 bags, onc of which ive had for about 15 fucking years. Im not too bothered about being dumped it happens and Ido think she loved me before but she went insane a few days in and completely planned that out

>>76381498
She's not actually your qt though since you use a fake account

>>76381637
>>76381632
>>76381569
holy shit bud where was this fucking site all my life.

>>76381671
A 29 y/o T*rk milf.
>>76381684
Yeah gonna ignore her soon anyways. It was fun.

Does anyone have the qtCrawler working? How did youget it to work?

>>76381637

Lost my virginity to a girl from Eesti thanks to that website.

Just sad it couldn't last longer than my trip,f eels bad being poor.

so what now? do i start hitting up chicks or just kind of wait till they view my profile?

Does it matter if girls put the looking for flirting/relationship options in their profile in your experiences?

>>76381760
Gib name after you do pls

>>76381882
Post profile, let us help you construct it

>>76381799
Same. Had my first kiss with a romanian girl that I meto n interpals. And lost my virginity to my ex whom I also met on interpals.

Interpals is a life saver.

>>76381928
Nah i personally never ever paid any attention to that part

>>76381760
>A 29 y/o T*rk milf.
Does she really have children btw? Or just a married woman?

>>76381882
Start viewing the profiles of qts, message them if you want. If you're a sperg hop that they view you back and message you.

>>76381946
kk
>https://www.interpals.net/Aahsan
not sure why its not showing my profile pic

>>76381968
she has a 4 year old kid.

>i'm friendly and I don't bite xD

>>76382023
ah thanks broski

>>76382036
perhaps the only person I have seen willingly respond to bost brofile :DDDD

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>>76382065
>i don't bite.... much

>>76382057
>>76381498
Be nice to qts anon

>>76382079
>fuggggggg
I think I trust you guys too much

>>76382099
you're gonna go on the autismpals chart, friend. condolences

>>76382036
>paki canadian

Like pottery

You need a better profile picture. You look good for a paki and you live in Canada so I'm sure you'll get nice attention. Just need a better profile pic though

>>76382036
Best we can recommend is get a photo thats taken outside, preferably of you doing something, or in a social setting

>>76382175
t-thanks turkbro

Fucking shit at selfies but will take advice

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>>76382203
> in a social setting
got to hide my those power levels

>>76382204
It's also a very small and low quality picture, can you get a bigger one.
Also btw I tried to see if I could find you irl and am now relieved to say I couldnt. I think it is officially safe to post profile everyone.

>>76382238
thats exactly the point. I dont really do social shit myself, but I'd say i have two good photos of just that.

>>76382238
Make sure your face is clearly visible in your main picture though. With good lighting. After all people visit your profile based on what they see first.

>>76382262
>>76382267
>>76382268
all good advice anons. This seems like the one not -shit general on this board

>>76382175
Cmon, can we stop humoring him? I'd be surprised if he gets any responses at all from qts

>>76382346
t. Long Wang

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>>76382303
this general has been ongoing since early 2013 so im surprised you havent noticed before now

>>76382346
Why wouldn't he?

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>>76382346
rude

>>76382303
>This seems like the one not -shit general on this board
It is. This is the only general I browse regulary.

>>76382366
He's far too average to get away with:
>a tiny ass selfie
>not being white so he can lure girls from asia/thailand
>not being asian so he can lure weebs/koreebs
He needs way better pics

>>76382465
Because it's not dominated by cringy americans like in rest of the boards. Except for during the power hours of course. That's when /cp/ goes down the shitter.

>https://www.interpals.net/Maruya89
>visits my profile
>I'm 21/NL

What did she mean by this?

>>76382499
She visited mine too. idk desu. prob green card

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>>76382495
>he's far too average

Lol

This is the most average joe that I know and look, the girl looks like a fucking fairy

>>76382499
Maybe she's in the Netherlands and wants to sex you

>>76382524
>>76382499
Same, she visited me like 3-4 times and never messaged me. Probably a scripter herself fishing for money.

>>76382535
>>76382524
>>76382546
Hmm alright, I guess Dutch people are a waste of her time :^)

Anyways lads, thanks for all the help. I'll probably be updating my profile pic tomorrow since I have a job interview and i'll be getting all shmexy . for now i'll just throw some mssgs and see if they stick

>>76382528
I've seen couples with mismatched attractiveness levels tons in real life, but there's a difference between websites and irl. goes double for interpals where the entire theme for women is to get hit on by foreigners

>>76382203
but does he go for the full body pic outside or a face shot outside?

>>76382699
Depends what he has to offer desu, if you're fat i wouldnt go for it desu

>>76382528
was that posted in a /pol/ thread? Could swear I remember a turk posting this image, was that you?

>>76382723
I found it on /tr/, the icon next to "write comment" isn't even me

>>76382722
so if you're in shape or skinnyfat you go with the main pic as an outside body shot?

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>>76382777
yeah but clothed of course, be a tad subtle about it. And if you're skinnyfat, dress in a way that it doesnt show

>>76382722
>>76382699
yeah senpai im fit but not shredded enough to show off. Shirtless pics are for tinder tho

>>76377371
More of her?

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>>76382867
post symmetricstrength

>tfw you have a dream of someone you spoke to on interpals just 3-4 times
i'm so lonely.

>>76382762

>I found it on /tr/, the icon next to "write comment" isn't even me

>the icon next to "write comment" isn't even me


Don't lie anon

That totally looks like you :)

>>76382528
>>76383772

Also that chick is a Croat from Zagreb :D

Like poetry.

>tfw too scared to turn things sexual with any of my qts

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tfw just got back from a street party full of qts with popular music where the lyrics are 100% sexual innuendo and drank loads of sangria but only wanted to be at home shitposting on ceepee drinking my cheap beer and talking to my Svetlana qt

>>76382957
I-i honestly don't know what to put i only work out on machines and free weights

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>>76383889
>tfw no hairy portuguese gf

>>76383916
shh its okay Aladdin

>>76383949
maybe I haven't left the house in quite a long but man girls are getting hotter

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>>76384033
You are merely coming of age Juan, it is normal for an interest in girls to grow along with your age

>>76384033

>but man girls are getting hotter

Last I checked your entire country is getting hotter not just the girls ;)

>>76384087
>>76384110
fuck off guys that's not nice

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>>76384148
I think it would have helped if you did some party rocking in the house tonight

>>76384255
wiggle wigglw wiggle wigle yeah

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>>76384255
>>76384087
EVERYDAY IM SHUFFLIN

>only 8 views for the entire day
should I just pack it in lads

>>76384697
Post profile, I will give you +1 viewer.

>>76384697
Do you use the script?

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