>be me
>portuguese manlet
>vacation on sweden
>actually be a chad manlet
>mfw literally can lick swedish vaginas while standing up
manlet
N-N-N-NO! M-MANLETS CAN'T HAVE SEX. ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES AND HATE MANLETS. THAT'S WHY I WILL NEVER BE LOVED.
>travel from sunny beaches to bitter cold north
>>76367395
>sweat constantly the whole summer
>vacation to country where you don't sweat
>>76366826
northern europeans are manlets
went in Germany and most Germans (blonde people) were shorter than me, and I'm 1.75
here everyone is lanklet
>>76366826
>be moortugese
>dark enough for swedish women
CANT MAKE THIS UP
>>76367624
sneaky albanian
>too short to fuck women
>just short enough to face crash into women cunt and ass
well at least I have something.