I did an exam couple weeks ago in which I had to spit my saliva in a little vial, etc. The results came by mail today, and the thing is: A day before doing the exam I sucked dick and let the guy cum in my mouth and I thought it was okay but apparently, it wasn't. My father received the mail today and he saw the lab name and opened it right away because he's a doctor and he always does that. I thought it wouldn't show anything on the results because they'd never put something like "traces of semen were found in the saliva" even if I'd sucked a dick right before doing the exam, but they did. Now my father is probably going to kick me out the house because I'm a fucking faggot, he's going insane and already broke a few things in my bedroom.
>/int/ - International Culture
I really hope this is true. I want to bealive it
:DDD
>>76366598
*believe
What taste dick like?
>>76366400
None of these would happen if you didn't swallow.
>>76366400
Why do faggots like to suck dick so much
I've heard in prisons here faggots actually pay you money for the right to suck your cock, I find that mind-boggling
Tell your Dad you swallowed some of your own semen after jerking off rather than jerking into a tissue.
Still embarassing, but it'll get you off the hook.
>>76366742
This. One time when I jacked off a bit of semen hit my lip...
>>76366400
It pleases me to read that, even though it most likely is bullshit.. faggot.