I wish I was born 1,000 years ago

I can't relax cause I haven't done a thing
And I can't do a thing cause I can't relax

I wish i could destroy the world, oh wait...

Fucking idiot, this is the best time in history to be alive. Even the lower class can learn anything about anything if they can use the internet.

>>76360267
No you don't. Spergs like you wouldn't have made it past childhood.

>>76360267
I wish I was born 1,000 years later

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Me too. I honestly think my ancestors lived really cool lives.

>>76360654
But what if we're all commies?

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>>76360707

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>>76360747
typical market

Tbh I wish I was born in the 50s

>>76360267
I would not like to die from dyssentry desu

I could live with being a french nobleman in the renaissance period. Sticking people with a rapier would be tits. I'd be the biggest asshole ever and I'd solve everything by putting holes in people. Legal loophole, fuckers.

>>76360890
No you don't.

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>>76361199
>ywn be like Fanfan la Tulipe

>>76360267
I was born exactly 1000 years ago
ama

Me too

>>76361340
happy birthday pal

>>76360267
You would probably be a farmer with rotten teeth working hard in dirty clothes, die soon of famine, disease or in battle for your master.

>>76361340
your a faggot lol

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>anime

>>76361682
you'r're*

I wish I wasnt born

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>>76364082

>>76365516
Only reason I havent offed myself is that my mother would be devastated.

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>tfw not born a 1000 years from now

>>76366158
>1000 years from now
>still wearing dorky eyewear

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>>76360747
HOL UP HOL UP

>>76365605
Come on there buddy, don't you think it is a bigger pain for her to see your misery every day? When it will be done for once, it will be pain for once, and she will remember you good by not remembering that you were a really insignificant person who was a disgrace to her dreams.

>>76366885
>someone really took time to type all this
kys

>>76367029
I might do that as well. If you want to keep living, find better excuses, that one is one of the lamest to ever exist. You live because you don't want to die, simple as that. Embrace it, or kill yourself, for yourself.

Why is the AI so god damn retarded in Arma 3?

holy fucking shit it cannot even follow basic commands

>>76361199
would be pretty cool

got to be good with a blade in your hand though

and know how maneuver socially, things were subtle back then

there'd be a shit load of small things cunts back then would consider insulting enough to warrant a duel and you wouldn't want to piss the wrong dude off

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>>76367132
Well aren't you a downer.

>>76367273
I'd be wearing some chainmail or hard leather under my manblouse. Proper training and constant practice would most definitely help as well.

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on a great big clipper ship

>>76367491
no honor m8, even for a idle fop

>>76367635
Wouldn't be taking any chances with a blade m8. Even an infection can be deadly.

>>76367324
Living a lie everyday, believing it is a bigger downer than killing yourself. That Paki doesn't want to kill himself. A real person that is at the border of ending it wouldn't feel anything at all your himself or for anyone. I don't like when people talk like edgy kids show off their sides with talking about death.

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>>76368232
He just needs to focus on the memes m8.

cool, i can meet olaf the holy if i was sent back exactly a 1000 years

>>76361199
Good taste, Straya.

>>76360267
I wish I was born 1000 years later, lol.
>>76360715
If we are all commies It will mean that we have the United Earth with already finished space program and half of the galaxy colonised, with at least 400-years lifespan of every human being a lot more utopian stuff. Read some Strugatsky brothers.

>>76368874
I like the cultural stuff from that period, and the sophisticated-animal nature of fencing. I also like the extravagant peacock attire.