anime gf edition
/shit/
>>76356475
what the fuck? are you a nonce or something? why are you posting images of an underaged cartoon girl?
very bored lads
the gf
>>76356467 #
cannot a grown woman seriously makes those videos.
5 days went at the speed of 1 day
/int/elligentsia
/pol/letariat
your thoughts?
>>76356537
money innit
come here if you're manly
>>76356501
this one is a banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rptr5ibMyWg
>>76356562
>>76356508
*raises paw*
anime girls a cute :3
wouldn't mind getting sucked off by one of these dumb gay aussie twats
Anyone else getting rain today?
>tfw southern
>tfw molting again
Post your bedrooms. I'll start
>>76356625
Fuck all in london
Totally different
>you will never, EVER be rich
why even live anymore
>>76356623
*smirks toward you*
>>76356663
all newspapers are terrible. fuck the lot of them and their agendas
>>76356663
what's the source for this quote?
>>76356625
Yes
Northern
>>76356678
*smacks my erect willy against my other hand like a baseball bat*
crossrail trains running today lads wewew
I'm getting pretty buff, my arms look like a boa constricter. Oh my god what's your excuse for not getting /fit/?
You have all the free time in the world to post LEWD nonsense on here but yet have no time to get yourself fit lmao
>>76356663
well it is somewhat true, that's why Peter Hitchens always spergs out when people say he writes for the Daily Mail when he writes for the Mail on Sunday
some normies outside have been trying for ages to securely attach a wheelbarrow to the top of a car. think they're almost there.
>>76356714
they're neets because they have no motivation or ambition.
almost finished fitting a new custom spoiler on my ride lads
>my other hand
what did he mean by this?
>>76356736
I can always hear some dindus outside my window late at night. they sound like literal apes sometimes when they are all laughing
>>76356714
I'm shitposting from the deadlift rack mate
>>76356765
humans typically have 2 hands
honestly think i have a very mild form of autism
>>76356694
haven't watched any kinos in months
any reccs?
>they're neets because they have no motivation or ambition.
just strapped the newest batch of runts to the roof in a wheelbarrow lads, they're in for a wild ride hahahaha
76356765
he meant youre a dumb gay aussie twat
>>76356756
why do we lack motivation and ambition?
>>76356714
Im 5'9 and already twinkmode, getting buff would look like I'm compensating
besides I see no reason to go to the gym when I can just not eat much and keep this body
>>76356778
'ri' 'iam
>>76356759
what car
>>76356826
no thanks, I don't read magazines
>>76356813
what am i, a doctor?
>>76356031
I have
got some good pics of Rio on my phone
>>76356824
alri
business idea : tomorrow belongs to me
*gives a runt a new hat*
*it proudly wears its new hat and struts off to brag about it to his runt friends*
*they all coo and gurgle in admiration*
OI RUNT, NICE FEDORA YOU FUCKING TWAT
*its face drops as it realises it's still a runt and not actually cool*
*the runts it previously thought of as friends push him to the dirt and stomp on his hat*
*they look at me for approval and I shut the lid with disdain*
good lad this metatron. enjoy his videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXe4NIyFixg
alabama arkansas
>>76356858
I wrote this
>>76356792
*scribbles something down on a piece of paper and slides it across the table to you*
*it reads: SHAN'T*
I am British and live in the EU. My family are here with me. I have fury in my heart over the betrayal of BREXIT. Where was my vote and the 2.2 million British citizens? We were robbed the race was fixed from the start. Thank god my mother was born in Ireland I will claim my Irish citizenship. Britain has betrayed me for the last time. Britain is doomed to destruction. Never did a country like that deserve it more. They were always a Trojan horse. I hope Europe punishes that country.
>>76356888
If runt is good he will get to wash with water later on :)
i wanna take u to bermuda, bahama, come on pretty nmama
got 98 followers on instagram lads
coming up on the big 1-0-0
might try being a runt for a day but only ironically
business idea : betrayal of BREXIT
>>76356759
chavvy cunt
doing some very, VERY stinky farts today lads
Why do moronic underage posters come here
>>76356971
Wasn't forecast rain but now it's gonna rain all day
*opens door*
*sound of a hundred screaming runts and a large bubbling cauldron pierces the night air*
*closes door*
*sound ceases immediately*
making runt stew
might have a cornish pasty
why do people try so hard to shut down places like piratebay or kickass torrents?
like the US government will actively cyber attack nations that house these sites.
is some mong watching the Avengers for free really that horrible?
seen a horror movie when i was younger about a group of people staying at a remote house and some zombie ghost dude appears and runs up behind some cunt and splits him down the middle from top to bottom with an axe but i forgot the name of it lol
>>76357030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yII9_hHtUbc
76357030
free cornwall you sacsonaidd diafol
>>76357060
that's not a pasty
fuck off poortherner
>>76357051
film/music industry lose billions from it
I'm 55 and I've slept with over a thousand women up and down the country.
There's a good chance I've fucked one of your mothers.
>>76356997
gissa sip
>>76357093
i've only got 1 mother
>>76357077
and they make billions anyway
reckon they should stop making shit movies then if they have issue
>>76357074
that's welsh
t. cornish
>>76357060
What drives a man to these depths?
>t. cornish
Fuck off you little cunts
>>76357129
>reckon they should stop making shit movies then if they have issue
?
Not an argument
Own up lads, who was it?
fuck cornwall
Grim weather
>>76357186
Shut up you little mug, it's partly sunny and warm
>>76357183
think you mean free cornwall sweetie x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cmtqn8wANLY
Watching Police Force Australia
The officers and suspects have almost British accents, almost fucking identical
Where is this??.
>>76357203
Shut your gob you little fucking mug
>>76357203
we're still a colony and australian accents on television dishonours the queen
>>76356979
*farts on you*
>>76357228
was a serious question
do you have a region where the accents sound british?
>>76356949
Runts are nothing more than meat in my stew.
Who here /losing the plot/
Sorry to anyone I snapped at in this thread
>>76357203
bradford
>>76357243
SA cos they were later settlers or something
you silly git
>>76357183
is that an offer haha
>>76357246
*pats your head*
it's alright
>>76357203
online or on the telly?
>>76357315
on tv
>>76357203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsfrXbUNeAE
anime
>>76357303
have another cornish frog
and another
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_HeM7tLKmc
just seen the beast of bodmin moor
>>76357393
"i goah to yurrop, you say? ;^)
vell i asay you GOU BACK to AFRIKa, sho SHUT THE FOCK ÖP" - vark vikernes
>cornwall is england without the welsh
>wales is england without the english
hmmmmmmmmm
>>76357437
got the shits lads
Going on the pc to apply for jobs
>>76357393
Won't be watching this
"tjüole vas shetland? nou Thule wûs obvously NORVEG you uneducated person"
/brit/ is slow today
*whacks it with my fist to speed it up*
come on you piece of shit
did you threaten to overrule him?
>british school"boys"
The gf
>>76357636
wtf
someone explain please
>>76357575
Neets are asleep
Wagecucks are at work
>>76357650
feminism
Cleaning and organising my room because of jordan peterson
dirtying and disorganising my room because of max stirner
wanking my fucking cock off
getting a new room because of adolf hitler
why do lefties clamour about all sorts of things but give muslims a free pass on paedophile gangs, domestic violence, FGM, forced child marriage, incest and extremism?
destroying my room because of ted kaczynski
>>76357733
Brownie points from minorities i guess idk
>>76357733
they think that muslims do those things because whitey oppresses them and makes them poor so they have to resort to gang raping 5 year olds.
The name? Bradley Ferguson
The town? Stirling.
>>76357746
Welcome to the next step in evolution
WASH IT TO THE TOP CHEX!
(it's a reddit inside joke. sorry if you don't get it)
>>76357636
We did this as well, it's an end of the year/graduation thing
Want to keep your countries peaceful?
Keep your Muslims dispersed
Simple as
whens this rain supposed to happen
been a long time since I last poo'd
getting worried
>>76357650
Scottish culture
hmmmmmmmmmm
>>76357843
SCREAMING
>>76357843
What in the earth?
I don't feel so bad about being circumcized now.
>>76357892
PHIMOSIS
H
I
M
O
S
I
S
>>76357843
ITS NOT EVEN NUDITY.
LOL
dont feel so good
but did you threaten to overrule him?
options:
1) 30min journey to Chinatown, get Chineee food there and revise in a nearby library
2) 40min journey to Brixton, buy some clothes and get a burger, then 20min journey to my library to revise
3) stay at home and revise, eat a Sainsbury's ready meal
What should I do?
wood pigeon is loud outside
rat jumped out of the grow bag and the neighbor heard me squeal like a big girl's blouse
>>76357843
anteater dicks on suicide watch (srs)
>>76357953
wood pigeons are good lads.
>>76357946
3 obviously
love a good text editor thread on /g/. shall tell them to use vim
>>76357861
did you learn that in the call center trivia night
>>76357946
do you prefer chinese or black people?
barn swallow flew into my room, looked at the mirror for a while then flew out again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1K5rJ3N1zo
>>76357979
im a fan of emacs myself but I respect vim
>>76358003
chinese
*pisses in your cheerios*
>>76358025
then go for 1
>>76357979
>not JOE
kill yourself and burn in hell you numale fuckhead
Nan-in, a Japanese master during the Meiji era, received a university professor who came to inquire about Zen.
Nan-in served tea. He poured his visitor's cup full, and then kept on pouring.
The professor watched the overflow until he no longer could restrain himself. "It is overfull. No more will go in!"
"Like this cup," Nan-in said, "you are full of your own opinions and speculations. How can I show you Zen unless you first empty your cup?"
>>76358022
I respect emacs myself too
>>76357979
Not a programmer but good taste
>>76357863
>english textbook probably written for americans plays up european achievements and events in a vague manner
wow really got my brain going
is there any value in reading about philosophy?
i didn't remember to like comment or subscribe
gif of idubbbz facepalming at a photo of kazoo kid
subtitle: "look at this kid, he's so cringy!"
>>76358055
Meanwhile an African kid died because of lack of tea
>>76358055
>get rid of your own beliefs and replace them with mine
lol
>>76357863
Hmmmm, I like Europe as much as the next guy but I'm still a bit skeptical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxbdvo2vFwc
remember to downvote this lads
literally me
>>76356525
>>76356659
>>76356680
>>76356704
thought this was turtleneck/phimosis tbqhwyf
>>76358099
preconceptions more than beliefs
and the point was he came there specifically to learn
>>76358055
stupid cunt can't even pour tea why would I listen to him
>>76358131
i stopped at "alt right"
was a nice phase, but i grew up and became left wing again
>>76358081
my favourite book is the Aesopica I'd start there if you're looking for some wisdom
fish bowl~
group chat mates are a bit behind the times they've only started saying "normies"
>>76358131
Stopped at anti sjw. flew vertically up in the clouds of rationality
>>76358055
Good shit.
Well done on alienating Catholics guys. You all have no fucking idea do you?
>>76357843
literally my willy
>>76358184
http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/21348.Aesop_s_Fables
>all these muslims rating it highly
im gonna have to pass on that mate
>i stopped at "alt right"
>was a nice phase, but i grew up and became left wing again
What exactly is with Brits and wearing dresses?
>>76357863
makes me want to boot up dwarf fortress and look at the legends
>>76358055
>>76358229
fuck off reddit
>>76358261
seems like an effective way to protest a silly uniform policy. whats the problem?
you turned on by it or something you bent nonce?
10mg diazepam down the ol' hatcheroo
>>76358261
It's fucking 30C+ in a country with no airconditioning and they use SJW bullshit to piss off their entire teaching staff. Better than any of the cunts in safeschools did in Aus
>>76358261
Bender
got called a heartless twat for saying I don't think living in a free council house is poverty stricken.
>>76358291
>>76358287
>>76358295
Rather defensive there lads, very interesting
the gf
https://www.instagram.com/googlymonstor/
I wonder if toto has ever been to africa and seen what a shithole that entire continent is
>>76358291
my school let us take off our ties, untuck our shirts, and roll down our socks on hot days, u mad brit boi?
>>76358248
as aesop said "It is easy to despise what you cannot get"
right earbud just broke
is there a way to stop music playing with a stereo effect, cause i only hear half the song at the moment
>>76358337
salam alaikum to you as well my brother
>>76358327
absolutely vile
Senior figures in the Church of England "colluded" with a former bishop who abused young men, an independent review has found.
>whiteys
It's clear that Warmbier tried to hang himself and fell into a coma through asphyxiation
>>76358332
Well no because I'm not a literal child who goes to school now fuck off.
listening to some latin hymns, eating a crunchie
>>76358287
the uniform policy sounds really silly tbqh
>don't have to wear a tie but you have to carry it around
>have to tuck in shirt while walking about but can let it out during class
whats the deal with the british and wanting to exterminate germans
not scared of a little competition are we haha
IT"S NOT A SKIRT
>>76358406
Literally the other way round
>>76358406
do germans even exist any more?
>>76358364
*turns up brightness*
ngl this looks identical to my political compass
>>76358131
i guess this is growing up
>>76358423
*nearly drives out the entire german community in australia during ww2*
>>76358394
they're just preparing them for the real world where your boss is prepared to fire you for making their store look bad, not exactly silly when that job could be the difference between spending your days on /brit/ or having a gf?
>>76358445
You're welcome
>>76358460
ahh yes thank you for destroying the people that could have saved this country
*hires the SAS to kill princess diana*
>>76358406
>germans try to take over europe
UK stops them
>germans try to take over europe again
UK stops them
>germans try to take over europe AGAIN
UK stops them
any other country and they'd be a pile of rubble at this point, why do the germans get away with it?
>>76358131
Such a nasty image. Sad!
>>76358479
literally the other way round again
>>76358359
yeah you should be able to send all the noise to one ear in the sound manager
nasty
little
image
>Faust.: First will I question with thee about hell.
>Tell me where is the place that men call hell?
>Meph.:Under the heavens.
>Faust.: Ay, but whereabout?
>Meph.: Within the bowels of these elements,
>Where we are tortur'd and remain for ever;
>Hell has no limits, nor is circumscrib'd
>In one self place; for where we are is hell,
>And where hell is there must we ever be:
>And, to conclude, when all the world dissolves,
>And every creature shall be purified,
>All places shall be hell that is not Heaven.
>Faust.: Come, I think hell's a fable.
>Meph.: Ay, think so still, till experience change thy mind.
>Faust.: Why, think'st thou then that Faustus shall be damn'd?
>Meph.: Ay, for thou hast given thy soul to Lucifer.
>Faust.: Ay, and body too; but what of that?
>Think'st thou that Faustus is so fond (foolish) to imagine
>That, after this life, there is any pain?
>Tush; these are trifles, and mere old wives' tales.
>Meph.: But, Faustus, I am an instance to prove the contrary,
>For I am damned, and am now in hell.
/brit/ in a passage
germany should've been permanently dismantled after WW2
bavaria, rhineland, prussia as separate states at a minimum
>germany should've been permanently dismantled after WW2
>bavaria, rhineland, prussia as separate states at a minimum
>>76358479
Translate 'Black Man' into Welsh and it actually describes nazi-niggers and their backward socialist retard-think
>>76358502
we would have had functioning NBN and good public transport if germans were still around instead of anglos
fucking a nigger with aids tomorrow. heard if you use a condom you won't get it
>>76358641
>>76358660
Use a nigger daki and you're 100%safe
>>76358588
it's pronounced deen dee though
>>76358669
>germany
>efficient, everything works on time
>britain
>pic related
Would love to eat some galaxies. They look delicious
>>76358531
A soldier named Nobushige came to Hakuin, and asked: ‘Is there really a paradise and a hell?'
'Who are you? ' Inquired Hakuin.
‘I am a samurai,' the warrior replied.
‘You, a soldier!’ exclaimed Hakuin. 'What kind of ruler would have you as his guard? Your face looks like that of a
beggar.'
Nobushige became so angry that he began to draw his sword, but Hakuin continued: 'So you have a sword! Your weapon
is probably much too dull to cut off my head.'
As Nohushige drew his sword Hakuin remarked: ‘Here open the gates of hell!’
At these words the samurai, perceiving the master's discipline, sheathed his sword and bowed.
'Here open the gates of paradise,' said Hakuin.
doing a poo
pooing a do
poo a doing
do a pooing
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>>76358734
nice rectangular post
>>76358641
however, you would also have germans around
>>76358728
Reddit the samurai
>>76358698
It's more like Dundee actually but it makes a point.
>>76358725
>wanting to be governed by an authoritarian state in Europe
>calls himself Australian
Screeching
had an idea for a cracker of a gimmick earlier but I've forgotten it aha
what wars would you have liked to have fought in lads?
>>76358742
Shan't
>>76358800
>cracker
hello nigger
don't like microwaves that don't let me set a precise time
>>76358808
emu war ofc
muslims deserve genocide
>>76358799
>he's STILL crying on about european domination by germany
>>76358808
vietnam so I could bbq some gooks
genocide doesn't deserve muslims
https://twitter.com/RitaPanahi/status/877128284600848384
:3
>>76358820
Literally no reason for a microwave to have a wheel for setting the timer.
>>76358843
>domination by Germany
Might wanna check who won the last two wars lad.
>>76358850
*get bbq'd by some gooks
>>76358877
it's cheaper to manufacture you chimp
>>76358843
>Being Santa Clause is the most dangerous job in Australia, because you will very likely get a heatstroke inside the costume.
>>76358867
good ol' heffalumps
>>76358887
>having a worse economy than a country you destroyed twice in a row
>>76358877
Cost and ease of use for old people (don't like digital time/typing in numbers) are both good reasons.
Wonder if there there anymore uncontacted undiscovered white man tribes left in the world like there is in the Amazon forest
>>76358897
No good reason, then
>>76358949
the welsh
>>76358931
Brits didn't destroy them because they aren't animals though. They beat them then immediately let them get back on their feet and start again. Same would not have happened in Australia. We'd be a work camp not a haven. You really think someone as bloodline mad as Hitler thinks Aussies, literal 3-6th generation irish and anglo criminals deserve to be in the reich?
Nonsensical.
>>76358364
you taking the piss? those are some beautiful norks
>>76358931
Judenwitze?! Wer macht Judenwitze?!
(Jokes about jews? Who is making jokes about jews?)
short explanation: "Wer macht" can also be understood as "Wermacht"
mouse is double clicking hehe
>Brits didn't destroy them because they aren't animals though. They beat them then immediately let them get back on their feet and start again. Same would not have happened in Australia. We'd be a work camp not a haven. You really think someone as bloodline mad as Hitler thinks Aussies, literal 3-6th generation irish and anglo criminals deserve to be in the reich?
In Costa lads
conductor, we have a problem.
>>76358327
found some noodies for you mate
https://vjoy4u.tumblr.com/
http://nudeobsession.tumblr.com/post/140122224745/googlymonstor-with-dan
>>76359036
dreadful misuse of the 'dora gimmick
>>76358327
actually just google 'googlymonstor nude' there's fucking loads on images, what a rack
>>76359055
Deano
>>76359036
Me on the left
>>76359060
>>76359086
nice one lad
Daily reminder that /brit/ is a dying general.
Someone report this
https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/877858197473808384
Went too hard at the gym last night still feel fucking ill
>>76359169
shit pay for shit work (literally)
In Greggs lads
>>76359169
Attention
Sara to the bogs
Attention
Sara to the bogs
Thank you
*shadilays n your direction*
>>76359176
No such thing as going too hard
Pain = gain
>>76359176
i feel faint just doing push ups and other exercise at home tbqh
>dreadful misuse of the 'dora gimmick
>No such thing as going too hard
>Pain = gain
Suffer from IBS. I can't eat apples or I get explosive diarrhea.
my last day on earth lads...
>>76359210
Had a Greggs wrap earlier
Chipotle chicken
>>76359279
howl at this pic every time
what the fuck is the guy on the right doing
>>76359169
not your personal army TWAT
>>76356501
>>76356501
now time for the GUUD thread
>>76358131
Stopped at Trump then back to just plain anti-SJW anarkiddie who hates idpol.
>train delayed by 30 minutes die to animals on the track
Britain is a third world country. How does it take so long to get some sheep out the way
>>76359176
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lnu2Z0nrdxE
One may say
Your a
Sick cunt
>>76358808
I guess WWII to kill nazis. Course that means I'd have to probably watch my mates get killed by nazis too.
Second thought Im somewhat ok with how the war ended.
Bane= no plane