/brit/

i like wanking

good thread
>>76354146
>richfag
stopped reading here

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>ywn be rich
someone please send help

hate wanking

I get more and more cranky every time I peruse reddit, why do I still browse this shit website?

>>76354152
>no "edition"

take all the sand in australia, dump it of the coast, new island

sorted

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>money

>both news were aussie

HMMMM

>>76354152
like how australians are proud of the animals they have there

love pakis, love thainonce, love LGBT, love bennies, hate white people and pints
simple as la

>>76354239
ah yes because the bloke on the street decides what kike emblem we use to dedicate our lives to the rothchilds xx

>>76354239
What did he mean by this

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>great sandy desert

who names this shit?

thailad you in?

>>76354269
Easy does it cobber, don't need to be too Autistic.

>>76354286
yeh

love pasties, love kernow, love scrumpy, hate emmets and janners
simple as

>>76354269
why are you this drunk this early

>>76354294
alri haha

>>76354281
Me, sorry about that mate

>>76354290
>don't need to be too Autistic.
don't think anyone has established that

>>76354269
erm, what the actual fuck did you mean by this?

is thailad here

>>76354311
haha yeh sound mush

>>76354323
I just did.

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>>76354336
not telling

>>76354357
why not

>>76354310
because the average australian on the street doesn't decide what emblem is on the official currency. the kikes are.

>>76354351
sorry i missed it, probably because it's bullshit

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YOU JELLY STRAYA?

>>76354336
(You)

>>76354375
I asked why you're drunkposting at 7pm

is thailad queer

>>76354375
>the kikes are
Ah yes, the intellectual who failed highschool

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it's been nearly 20 years since i've been in love

>>76354407
yeah

>>76354408
certainly convinced me with that one lad x

>>76354404
i explained

who is this australian lol is he the angry turkish student or a chinese rando?

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>>76354380
u mad wite boi?

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>>76354380
>worst internet in EU is better than US

>>76354454
Cross the ocean and watch that ping soar...lol

>>76354436
I don't know if you know this, But I'm a Jew working for the government trying to discredit you right now because you know the truth. You unironically will believe this as well.

>>76354438
probably just an angry tradie

literally never need more than 2mb/s down unless you're constantly downloading

>>76354513
yeah nah you're a thinwrist manlet who gets cucked by mohammed nightly
ironically you have the most to gain from racism
alas

>>76354530
t. malcolm turnbull

anglo-saxons are objectively superior to every other ethnic group desu, hitler was fooling himself

need all the speed I can get to download the terabytes of porn your mum produces every day

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>why do you hate jews and abos so much anon?

>>76354530
I'm always streaming legal music on youtube. I love my internet.

how do lower your looks standards in women?

i will never have a fulfilling dating life when I can only find women like Rachel Mcadams related attractive.

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>alas

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>still waiting for fibre in this office
>top floors are getting fibre before bottom floors
no idea what the reason behind this is.

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*you get hassled by a 6'4" 260 lb. irishman*

>>76354551
didn't he like the english?
saw them as germanic

>>76354589
who are you quoting?

>>76354551
Strewth

Half anglo saxon half german. You jelly straya?

>>76354566
love 100% boongs
hate half castes
simple as

>>76354600
my co-worker

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*gets comfortably numb*

>>76354571
christians are correct. humble yourself

>>76354566
wouldn't mind kikes if they weren't chronic genociders
abos are ok, get drunk with a few homeless lads on the reg

>>76354597
yeah but he considered them lesser than germans
>>76354604
no, i'm 100% anglo

>>76354631
have you been racially attacked yet

>>76354631
Nice fkin ping yeesh.

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>why do you hate half-castes anon? don't you find me attractive?

>>76354647
why would I be?
also I'm like the biggest lad around

>>76354633
do jews even exist in Australia
you're just parroting the eternal american

>>76354673
*forces your head*

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>alas
>shant
>whilst
>indubitably
>conniptions
>surreptitiously

half anglo half saxon

>>76354547
Simply not true. I should be fortunate though that we have great minds like you, who see through this new world order and will one day topple the Jewish regime. If only people were as enlightened and intellectual as you, a man who is posting on a Japanese cartoon board in a general about obscure Anglo internet culture, about the Jews running the world. Mm yes

>>76354530
lol if you're not constantly downloading

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>>shant

*smiles at you*

>>76354693
jews have been cropping up in australia in the last few years, i've seen more and more of them lately

don't like it

*blushes*

>>76354693
http://join.org.au/a-to-z.htm

come the fuck on mate

>>76354727
ah yes, shall surely being agreeing with that

>>76354735
soccers for fannies

>>76354761
Moving out of Europe per chance?

>>76354766
*giggles and approaches you*

>>76354761
like who
americans and their influence are infinitely worse

>>76354551
every man of note in the british empire was a celt

>>76354657
half castes are usually ugly because one of the parents is ugly like De Niro's wife

the Jutes run England

/pol/ is a shitty infantile forum

However...it is exceedingly effective at subverting our collective "programming". Spending decent time on /pol/ is enough to change anyone

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THAILAD SMELLS LIKE POO POO

>>76354780
*averts my eye contact to the ground and walks past you*

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>>76354804

>>76354783
elaborate

give us your top picks for example

>>76354761
You must be from Melbourne or Sydney, that's literally the only places they live. Never met or seen a Jew in my life
t. Gold(berg) Coast

>>76354805
*slaps your arse as you pass*

>>76354781
Literally so surprised how little Americanisation is resented, it is far more damaging to our society then refugees could possibly ever do.

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>>76354781
don't hate us, hate the game
we can't help it
we're just too cool

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>it is exceedingly effective at subverting our collective "programming". Spending decent time on /pol/ is enough to change anyone

welp parents have left the house for a couple of weeks and I start a new job on monday

really starting to feel like a grown up and not really liking it at all lads

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Sargon went builtfat

WILLIES WILLIES

I LOVE WILLIES

>>76354817
brisbane

even had a jewish gf at one point

if Australian has a problem with foreners its chinks, they've literally been caught trying to influence our politicians and communities here
jews have no real presence here

>>76354823
*turns around and heems you*

>>76354866
Oy vey, Did she have any of the stereotypes?

>>76354872
chinesers are the jews of asia

>>76354850
is this the so called alt-right I've been hearing so much about?

>>76354864
Isn't that what you call hurricanes? You like hurricanes?

dont know how normies can afford to go on holiday all the time and go to every festival during the summer.

>>76354891
she had curly hair but that's about it

>>76354902
summer jobs m8

>>76354872
The Chinese are partly the reason housing prices are so fucking high, the average Aussie can't afford to buy, but Huang Li and his massive corporation can.

why is brisbane pronounced brizbin

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/ap/article-4628246/Syria-Frances-Macron-no-sees-no-clear-successor-Assad.html

>President Emmanuel Macron says France is no longer pushing for the departure of Syrian President Bashar Assad, a shift in French policy throughout the Syrian war.

>Macron said in an interview with eight European newspapers published on Thursday that he wants to work more closely with Russia for a solution in Syria and says foreign powers were too focused on Assad as a person.

>Macron says: "The new outlook I have on this issue is that I haven't stated that Bashar Assad's departure is a necessary condition for everything. Because no one has shown me a legitimate successor."

>>76354814
Too long a list to go into detail but look at great celts such as Arthur Wellesly, Shakespeare, Horatio Nelson and so on in that order

brisBANE?

>the anti-semitic racist is from brisbane
like pottery

I shan't Sharma

Turtle you in?

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>even had a jewish gf at one point

ah now I see where the bitterness comes from

BrisPAIN

oh yeah.

>>76354939
Good pm

>>76354946
everyone in this thread is an anti-semitic racist

you're outnumbered

>>76354975
he doesn't post here anymore

Luke I'm your Sharma

>>76354981
>the jew gets jewed
pottery

>>76355006
what about the leftypol discord lads

>>76355033
they don't count because they aren't real people

I'm Islamophobic. Ama

>>76355013
thats what I'm starting to think. Someone was posting his pics last night but they were old ones

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>3 of the 5 richest persons in Australia are Jewish
Its hard to believe in some form of conspiracy at this point

>>76354933
sick of the media treating people who say that as racist bigots
look at any picture of an auction or news story on it and most of the people there are asian. a lot of those real estate agencies use chinese characters in their promotion as well or employ chinese people for their customers
they always point to those laws against foreign buyers and I think actual people living in china who buy houses is quite low but that doesn't include giving money to their children to buy here or those on visas here

>>76354902
how can they afford to do anything?
every giganormie has managed to travel the world, volunteer in Africa building brick shithouses, run a Youtube channel with millions of subscribers, get regular articles published in the newspaper about their "feelings", own a house car and small business by 25, all while not working ever

>>76354872
>>76354933
>>76355056

t. racist bigots

>>76355053
not that hard to believe considering Ashkenazi jews, statistically speaking, have higher IQ's than any other race.

>>76355053
richest person in Ireland is some indian lad
think hes just here for taxes

>>76355056
Bit fucked, literally what can we do about it.

>>76355047
how do you feel about pints?

>>76354986
I'm honestly surprised

Did not expect this out of Macron. I expected this kind of attitude out of Trump and we got the opposite

>>76355053
>0.4% of population
>60% of richest

hm mmmmmmm

>>76355096
ethnic violence

>>76355096
vote greens

trannies give me the willies

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im half chinese

im also a 22 year old virgin and a manlet

>>76355141
ni hao

>>76355089
i think they were tied with singapore if i remember right

>>76355150
bon soir

>tfw no chink gf

>>76355099
Love em

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Abbos are pretty neato to be desu

>>76355141
Would it be too much to ask if I could get you to perhaps, leave?

>>76355089
having 5 more IQ than the average white isn't going to propel you to billionare status
they're conniving thieves who help each other and fuck the rest of us

>>76355096
think british colombia raised their foreign buyers tax a while back and prices went down instantly. our government keeps pandering to them though, was previously illegal for foreign investors who already own an apartment here to sell them onto another foreign investor but the government recently allowed that. don't see how the average australian benefits from xiao ping selling his newbuild apartment onto ching ping
not much you can do with """local""" buyers cashed up with chinese backers though. hopefully that vacancy tax does something though

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ah yes... women

for context, she met the guy she's messaging on a penpal website

>>76355192
you mean this thread or australia?

not my fault my dad is a loser who could only get a chink gf

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me

Laci Green's transformation has made her incredibly qt

playing king's field (jp)

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>>76355190
Aboriginal culture is actually quite based tbqh.

>>76355158
Ashkenazi jews have evolved to become better merchants
singaporeans have evolved to ... see patterns in crops?

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>>76355166
>>76355169
right, settled then you're both having a pint

>>76355213
is this niggerpals?

>>76355230
how did she turn from turbostein to turbororke

>>76355190
they're statistically the dumbest race on the planet

>>76355260
havs you ever been there

>>76355230
why are you such a sadcase

>>76355213
christ
hormonal creatures anyway. They really have a lack of self control

wish bradley manning stayed in prison I hate seeing all of his shitty tweets everywhere

>>76355280
idubbbz slowly redpilled her methinks

>>76355290
yeah plenty of times, they moved the location last year, it's a bit more modern and trendy now unfortunately. Still, good beer and food.

>>76355260
did you pay her bar fee, nonce?

refusing a scottish fiver a hate crime

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>>76355281
Apes are pretty dumb to but I still think they're cool

>>76355280
>turbororke
hardly.
she's a feminist anti-SJW. Kinda like Christina Hoff Sommers

>>76355325
she's a nice lady, how dear you

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What the frig I don't look like anyone on here

This temperature is much more comfy, 22 degrees and thunderstorms

>>76355336
more of her?

>>76355270
yeee

to make it even more unbelievable, the guy is a turk

need a vagina wrapped round me willy

>>76355307
shes married to that runt? there is hope for me yet

>>76355338
>nice lady

please, all thai women are gold digging leeches, saw more fake LV bags in bangkok than china, and that's saying something

Bunch of third world brownies trying to look rich

>>76355378
wheres the girl from?

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*blocks your path*

haven't had meaningful female interaction for so long im pretty much a born-again virgin. lost all my confidence. just going to give up i reckon.

>>76355414
England maybe? not sure

>>76355334
>Hoff
ah yes

>>76355420
FONT

qwong pao

>>76355420
Probably a good idea x

>>76355386
Won't lie, feels great but a quick wank will relinquish this desire so don't fret.

love vaginas just dont like licking em

>>76355420
literally me

>>76355440
ze germans

>>76355447
>>76355461
>>76355452
FONT

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this is an adequate image

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chilling with a spiderbro

Want to do a wank but my leg is sore so i can't stand for long and don't like doing a sit down wank

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>Aoshima (青島? Aoshima), also known as Cat Island (猫の島? Neko no shima), is an island in Ehime Prefecture, Japan, known for its large number of feline residents. Cats outnumber humans by a ratio of approximately 6:1. They were introduced on ships in the area, but remained on the island and vastly repopulated

I want to go there lads :3

>Get GF after only have sex one time
>She is generally nice and we are compatible but she is a bit mental has a sexual history including one night stands
>when we were a casual sex only thing she had sex with her ex the day before seeing me then lied about it for 2 months
>out of the blue girl who says she is a virgin messages me and talk her into sex and we are currently arranging to meet up

What do lads

>>76355502
you can see the cats on street view

Is Australia a real country

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>>76355495
>standing up to wank

>>76355535
>gif
fuck off

>>76355516
Dump the whore, get with the qt

>>76355516
FONT

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Fucking hell

>>76355516
>but she is a bit mental has a sexual history including one night stands
>when we were a casual sex only thing she had sex with her ex the day before seeing me then lied about it for 2 months

sounds like you need to bin off your gf mate

>>76355141
i kept seeing crazy hot aussie girls with dorky looking asians at darling harbour the other day, so have hope

business idea: bring back witch hunting

spiders are truly brotier

>>76355551

Not exactly genius lad. Property is a solid thing to invest in. Look at the property price increases in London or any other major city

>>76355551
truly playing interdimensional chess

>>76355551
woah.. how was a real estate mogul able to predict this...

>>76355551
trump is a retard and a genius simultaneously

>>76355551
55D chequers

Alri thailad

>>76355601
alri

>>76355551
Trump deals mainly in real estate so he should know that stuff

playing porn games on newgrounds

>>76355516
FONT

>>76355350
>*eats poo*
dogs are subhuman

>>76355516
>out of the blue girl who says she is a virgin messages me and talk her into sex

this is rape

>>76355551
praise kek

>>76355630
Good lad, keep us posted

>>76355679
Based high energy kekistani poster

poo!

>>76355630
>newgrounds
what year is this

Friendly reminder that anything identity politics related is American. Can't wait for all this tension to cause the internal collapse of American society

if you cheat on your gf it's her fault

It's always a red flag when a woman claims to have been raped at one point, especially if its really just unverified hearsay. Never met a virtuous woman with a rape story because that mainly happens to irresponsible women who knowingly associate with trashy people.

doing a poo
thinking of you

awful post after awful post

>>76355746

Hello r/theredpill !

awful thread after awful thread

>>76355746
Fuckin wisdom anon.

How old are you?

>>76355774
Didju get raped?

HhHhhahdhdhhahahahhah

04
filtered

http://i.imgur.com/4ltbT4b.gifv

american "housing"

Really going to miss having access to insane internet and academic journals now that I've finished uni

>>76355516
how'd you meet them

*cuts a phat shite in your mums gobbo*
heh nuffin personnel

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>work in 6 hours

http://trumpdonald.org/

the gf wants to peg me

>>76355933
in work rn
im finishing on friday though so I dont really have any work to do. Just browsing the web all day

the gif wants to jpeg me

I think i'm turning japanese

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>>76354547
>yeah nah you're a thinwrist manlet who gets cucked by mohammed nightly
>ironically you have the most to gain from racism
>alas


JFMSU

Anyone here been to Brazil before?

>>76355972
That post is so not PNG 13 or less

>>76356031
the country?

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>>76356031
yeah. proper grim. karl's right

new cod looks fun

>>76356043
Yes, I was wondering what it was like.

>>76356043
no, the unicorn

>>76355047
do you poo in the loo?

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>>76355613
he's a genius lad
admit it haha

>>76356068
>censored the swastika
>half the soldiers are niggers and women
>le america did everything and won ww1 single handedly
not having it

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>>76355350

>>76356114
>censored the swastika
this cant be real

penis willy dick cock bellend member one-eyed trouser snake dong wang schlong purple helmet warrior skin flute pork sword wiener and dingaling

http://www.strawpoll.me/13253844/r

pommies btfo

>>76356135
the pipe

>>76356133
they replaced it with the iron cross.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4Q_XYVescc
yet the hammer and sickle are fine apparently

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>>76354239
they're tasty too mate
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>76356165
slavs aren't human

Wish thailad was my irl friend

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remind me again why you drink rotten grape juice?

>>76356242
because it hell gets you drunk and shit

>>76356166
honestly annoys me that they put women on the frontline with the allied soldiers in this

it's like putting blokes in the suffragette movement

>>76356254
fuck off alcoholic

starting work as a kitchen porter later today

wat do

>>76356230
agreed

>>76356290
port kitchens

>>76356281
>not slamming 2 goon bags a day
FONT

heatwave has ended, still boiling inside

who is responsible for this trickery

>>76356290
just a warning mate, it's fucking stressful, I imagine you'll be washing up most of the time. Get some thick rubber gloves because your hands will be in boiling water most of the day, also you'll likely be sweating your cunt off so make sure you're always drinking water. Wear shoes with decent grip and be prepared to get shouted at a lot by staff when you haven't cleaned things quick enough

>>76356067
My cat max died and Karl got me through it.

Thanks for your post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejILKc1QrcM
need a gf lads

>>76356067
I've been to this park

how did the Australian accent come about? To me it literally sounds like how us English sound when we're fucked off our face drunk. Has it just stuck after generations of heavy drinking?

>>76356324
fuck

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>>76356325
unlucky lad, i've still got mine

>>76356366
that was my experience anyway, that was in a busy beachside restaurant during summer. Hopefully there'll be occasions where there are no customers and you get paid for just standing around but I'd recommend looking for something new ASAP

wish i was at glastonbury

>>76356242
drink it with food you dumb cunt

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

>>76356356
Studies show that might have actually been a large factor.

hate dogs

>>76356242
love a bit of xev

>>76356459
same.

love shagging kids and marrying my cousins though.

>>76356475
>>76356475
>>76356475

>>76356467
cannot a grown woman seriously makes those videos

>>76356501
real thread cunts>>76356501
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>>76356290
just know whatever happens i'm rooting for you

>>76356457
lol