>be born >parents decide to name me Vulfgang

>>76350522
Haha, like Vulva! XD

At least you don't live in the US.

>>76350522
I know a wolfgang in australia, not sure how its spelt, everyone just calls him adolf anyway

>>76350522
Would've been fine in ancient germania, the hell were your parents thinking?

>>76350637
Don't really know. At least my name is somewhat cool and not shit like Kevin or Daniel or something

>>76350674
you take that back volfie

>>76350522
What's wrong with that name?

It would have been weird if you weren't german but you are.

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>be born
>parents name you Adam
It's ok.

I'd prefer Giovani or Francesco though.

>be born
>parents decide to name me Ian (pronounced eye-an rather than e-an

>>76350814
I know for certain that it's a better name than ikibey

>>76350827
go away side-way malta

>>76350522
Are you hot? If you're somewhat then that name might actually gain you some points outside of Germany. I'd fuck a guy name Wulfgang desu

>>76350841
Seems funny, I got long hair and a well trimmed beard though.

>>76350522
>OP goes on to the big reveal...
>and thus I am Vulfgang....
>Vulfgang Özdemir

*catches breath*

>>76350826
Nothing is wrong with it. It's just annoying that new people always say stuff like "ooooooooh that's an interesting name" or "that's an old name" etc.

>>76350827
I would shit myself laughing if a slav started talking in his slav speak like
"anuu cheekii breeki suka blyad"
and then introduce himself as a Francesco

>>76350522
Vulfgang is such a sexy name. Just imagine it.

"Oh VuLfGaNg put your cock in me.

>>76350875
good post

>>76350896
That's russian though, you'd hear a lot of sz, cz, dź, rz from me on the other hand.

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>be born
>parents decide to name me Pekka

>>76350952
boy

seminem

>>76350939
What's the polish equivalent to cheeki breeki?
>inb4 kurwa

>>76350522
>have cool name with historic roots in your country
>whine about it on 4chan like a bitch
>secretly wish you were named Muhammad

I could tell you were a German even without the flag

>>76350986
There's none, I think that breeki thing is a begining of some ukrainian kids counting rhyme.

>>76351055
Woah.
Read my other posts. It's not that i dislike my name, it just feels out of place sometimes. Don't know how to describe it really

>>76351055
T. Árpád Attila Nagy

>tfw parents name you after a dessert
Could be worse op

>>76351055
settle your autism, it's like naming yourself some really old name that's not really that used anymore, yeah it's cool and all but it's also "wierd" of you know what I'm saying
like if I saw someone named fucking Octavianus or Pompei, cool names but not really used anymore

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>Be born

>>76351155
>>76351155
I'd rather be called Tas, Előd, Álmos, Árpád, Botond or anything like that than some gay shit like Michael or Kevin.

It's only out of place if your country is filled with cosmopolitan hipsters.

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> Be born
> parents name you Dylan

>>76351285
again, settle your autism, they're old names and not really used anymore, I'm not saying you should name your kids americanized stuff like Kevin or Michael, but (in Italy's case at least) more "normal" names like Luca, Matteo, Francesco and so on are a lot more common than italian old names, like Amedeo for example, not so used these days but was common a century ago
There's nothing wrong with old names but as OP also said it attracts a few stares here and there

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>>76350522
>parents decide to name me Vulfgang
>>76350674
>somewhat cool

So what you're saying is that you're fine with your name and not really all that bothered by it. Why did you start this thread again?

>>76351537
he was saying it sounds out of place because it's rare

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>>76350607
>adolf

>>76350952
Do people make call you a robotic samurai?

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>come into the world
>they name you Blattodea

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>>76350952

Pekka is QT af

Can I call ya lil' Pekka?

>>76350522
Oh Vulfgang! Mein Handy ist total veruckt! Maybe du kannst put it in mein poopenschaft, bitte? How Wonderbar

>>76350522
>whine that you weren't named Muhammad
Typical German

>>76351135
hello Gelato Smith, you fucking wog

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>>76355160
>poopenschaft

What?

>>76355184
see >>76354751

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>be born
>parents decide to name me Hjalmar

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR, I DON'T WANT THIS RETARDED NAME, IT'S ASSOCIATED WITH OLD PERVERTED PEDOS.

>>76350952
Any name that has the letter p in it is automatically shit tbqh

>>76355964
Jussi is a pussi :DDD

>>76350522
My parents gave me the name Wilhelm.
Rate!

>>76356086
Reinhardt Wilhelm?

>>76355998
t. Kalle Böglund

>>76355942
Hjalmar Schacht? ;^)

>>76355942
Hjalmar is a nice name imo.

>>76355942

Hjalmar sounds hardass legit

>>76356596
Ass xD *pfffrrt* oops he FARTED x'3

>tfw given good name but I failed to justify it

>>76351135
hello sundae

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>>76350522
Wtf cuuute German boy :3

>>76350522
at least it isn't Manfred now that name is stupid.

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>>76350522
That's cool as shit.

>>76350522
>Andrew - means man/manly
>best male name
At least it's not Kevin, right?
>>76350592
>At least you don't live in the US.
Fuck off underage

>be born
>parents decide to name me Vliegtuig

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>be born
>parents decide to name me Cyprian

>>76357085
I once knew a pole named Manfred

>>76350840
>pronounced eye-an rather than e-an
I bet you've lost lots of potential friends if you regularly "correct" people on the pronunciation.

>be born
>your parents call you Vincent
>it almost rhymes with your surname
I feel like a character from a shit gangster film

>be born
>dad's name is Andrew, thus my patronymic is "Andrew's son"
>my surname also means "Andrew's son"
Fucking Andrew whoever he was. Should've given me the same name to complete the circle.

>>76356086
10/10 uezs

>>76357244
t. Andrey Andreyevich Andreyev

>>76357244
>Fucking Andrew whoever he was.
Hi >>76357144

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>>76357374

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>be born in England, to English family
>parents give me a silly Welsh name with a Y in the middle

My last name was given to me by the folks running ellis Island.

People are all like why so many vowels?

>>76350607
>everyone just calls him adolf anyway
kek

>>76357497
Be grateful for it Kasey.

>>76357518
Fuck you anon how do you know my name?

>>76357541
Magic Casey. Magik

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>be born
>parents name me Sasha
>polaks making fun of me again

>>76357563
Wull I'll be... Ill just be aint it?

>>76350522
Change your name to Varg

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>mfw know two germans named kevin
>mfw these kevins know each other irl
>mfw they're all spergy and stupid just like the memes say

Funny to say Kevin & Kevin when we play killing floor 2.

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>>76357459
t. Dafydd Thomas
>>76357497
>be my wife's ancestors
>Jews
>come to Ellis Island
>immigration people can't pronounce goofy Polish-Jewish name
>get Goldberg'd
>>76357518
This. I'm happy that my great-grandparents were forced to assimilate.

>>76357374
I wish.

>>76357572
Sasha is a nice name. Could be for a boy or a girl like mine.

>be born romanian
>jewish name
oy vey

>>76357630
Why are there so many Romanians and Alb*nians in Italy?

>>76357658
Italian is the easiest language to learn for Romanians

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>be born
>parents give me the name Ruth

>>76357658
tl;dr communism fell and many immigrated looking for a better life, mostly to Italy and Spain since it's extremely easy for a romanian to learn spanish and italian
for albanians I don't know, but I assume since it just takes a 30 minute boat ride to get to a better country could be the reason

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>>76357586

>>76357708
I like it, the german pronounciation anyways.

>>76357600
I love your post.

>>76357708
Why did they name a boy Ruth?

Why does it seem like most Europeans are named some generic anglo biblical name like Adam or Paul now? And whenever somebody has a name actually related to their nationality somebody on here always responds with "that's a name for old people xDD". What the fuck is wrong with you all?

>>76350522
after the tyler the creator group?

>>76357784
Ruth sounds like a badass name.

I'd name change to Ruth.

>My Names Ruth bitches. Fite me.

>>76357724
>Italians leave Italy in droves to Anglo countries
>Replaced by Romanians and Albanians
Really gets the brain ticking

>>76357802
get with the times grandpa

>>76357802
That's because of decades of judeo-christian influence.
Like i said, i like my name. It just seems out of place sometimes

>>76357802
Ethnic sadomasochism and selfhatred.

>>76357837
>Wolfgang feels out of place in Germany
what the fuck

>>76357872
1) it's VULFgang
2) Especially when i was in school, yes. Between all the davids, daniels, pauls, michael etc. it kinda did seem out of place t b h

>>76357833
t. John Soprano

>>76350896
Gypsies give Italian names to kids all the time. I remember a photo of a newspaper section with new kids born that week and one of them was Armani Lakatoš. You will probably never have an Armani's purse. Armani will have your purse though :DDDD

>>76357930
The v sound in German is made with a w though, why would your parents make that change?

>>76357831
nah no one's getting replaced, we're slowly mixing in with the locals
I know a lot of romanian women who got married to italians and viceversa
what is probably gonna happen in a decade or two is that you're gonna be seeing some Luca Bogdanescu and Bogdan de Luca around and sarmale is gonna be made into a national dish like pasta and pizza
good times ahead

>>76357802
>Why does it seem like most Europeans are named some generic anglo biblical name like Adam or Paul now?

das dumb, Adam and Paul have been traditional Polish names since before the USA existed. Elsewhere, we have different favourite christian names (for instance Luke, Michael and Francis where I live).

>>76350522
>have a name is your native tongue
>complain

Why are you so self hating ?

>>76358005
if I looked up Slovene historical figures how many do you think I would find with names like that?

>>76357968
It's the "old version" of Wolfgang. I don't know why they choose it, but especially my father always was very nationalistic, so maybe it's a heritage thing. I never really asked him about it though

>>76358011
see >>76357837

>>76350522
Fuck you op that's a fantastic name. Be glad

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>>76357930
are anglo names common in Germany?

DEATH TO WHITES
DEATH TO EUROPE
DEATH TO THE WEST

>Dad is French
>Mom is Khmer
>Get Spanish first names
That's apparently the best compromise they got for their next baby. Anaxandro Leonel T.

Whites are submissive cucks with inferior and recessive genes

>>76358128
Like Kevin? They're not really popular but i know 2 or 3 people with anglo names

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>be born
>parents decide to name me Alfred

>>76358227
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

>>76350522
>be born
>parents decide to name me Genghis
Feels good. At least i'm not Mahmood or something along those lines

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>be born

>>76358005
>Francis
All Slovenian-American men have the name Joe (Joseph) or Frank (Francis).

>>76358649
There are barely any Slovene-Slovenes, where the fuck do you find Slovene-Americans?

>Henrik
Some germanic name
>Rong
From a small place in western norway with thousands more in china unrelated
>Pettersen
Petters son from before modern naming rules was set in place.

>>76359182
next to president

>be born
>parent decide to call me יְשַׁעְיָהוּ

>>76361401
Hola el goy

>>76351135
Kek, Sara Lee.
Are your parents blood related?

>>76357144
Fuck off Burger.

>>76357213
More like a shitty Bollywood film.

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>Latin first name
>German middle name
>Celt surname

>>76357708
That's an old lady's name.

>>76350674
What's with Germany's obsession with the name Kevin?

>>76357244
Having 3 of the same name is surprisingly not that rare here.

>named bjorn
>"haha like that dude on vikings"
>"haha like that dude on overwatch"
end me

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>be born
>parents decide to name me Antonin
>"so, what's your name, anon?"
>"errr...Anton"

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>Hebrew name
>Greek name
>Latin surname
>Spanish surname

>be named Olav
I couldn't be more happy to be honest

>>76350522
splendid

>>76350522
>Be born to a family with a common surname
>Ordinary parents decide to give me the most run of the mill, bland, middle class suburban 'default' name they could fine
>John Fisher
>Not even going to hide it here because there's thousands of John Fishers in every large city in Australia

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>>76362313
evrything that isnt one of those generic hebrew/ american names are great tbph

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>>76350522
>be born
>parents decide to name me with a arabic name
>grow up be a atheist guy with a name jihad

>>76362205
Still better than being the 16th Antoine that someone will meet during the day

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>One syllable name
Fuck you

>>76350522
heheh...fulfgang

>>76350952
One of the coolest finnish names, chap.

>>76361912
Kevin is the lower class trademark name for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome children. Every german speaking person knows multiple stories of:
>kid does something unbelievable retarded
>you joke with friends about he must be called Kevin
>mom of the kid comes running yelling "Kevin ....."

>ywn be named Tancredo with a beautiful gf, Sigelgaita.

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>tfw pure Finnish name that is not influenced by other countries or religion

>>76364809
t. pekka

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>tfw mom ANGLO'd me and named me after a 1950s singer
>tfw i will never have an uber swedish name
>tfw i wasn't named after a famous king or person relevant to our history

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>>76351135
say it aint so

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>born
>get named after a jesus disciple
>all my siblings have traditional faroese/norse names

>be born
>parents give you a unique but not weird name
ty mum and dad

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>parents gave me a female second name.
Seriously.
Maria.
Like the fucking virgin Mary.

>>76350522
unironically a great name if you're handsome and athletic

>>76365043
bartholomew?

>be from Dalmatia, turbo nationalistic Croatian Catholic region
>parents give me Italian name

>mother falls for the anglosaxon names meme

I like Marvin tho, John or David spoken like "Däi-wid" that would have been retarded.

>>76365454
Ayyy my third name is Maria, after my godmother

>>76365454
let's cry

>German name
>German surname
>It ends in Berg, so 90% of people think I am a Jew

>>76365691
>Dalmatia
>Croatian
Sure thing, Alvise

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>Latin first name
>Germ*nic surname

>>76365993
>t. Benito Hitler

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>>76365813
>>76365840
So we're not the only ones.

Maria is actually the only female name you can call a child in Poland
muh virgin mary cult.

>>76366286
It's a thing in all catholic countries