>literally cannot sleep Tell me a bedtime story from your cunt

>>76349433
Ok here goes
*ahem*
Once upon a time there lived an old lady who ate pickles that were pickled in a jar containing her dead husband's severed penis. Sometimes she gave the pickles to her grandchildren, as a sort of edible heirloom. Then she got shot. The end.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The end.

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>>76349496
delet

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>>76349433
"Lemme tell you a story..."
"'Bout a woman I know"
"Ah, she come in lovin'"
"Steals the show..."
"She ain't exactly pretty..."
"Ain't exactly small..."
"4, 2, 39, 56"
"YOU CAN SAY SHE GOT IT ALLLLLL!"

BANANANANANANA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uelFpaLNYNU