You've to fuck them to eat the cake.

>>76348514
no i'm not gay

also interesting note about english:
When you use the word "have" as in meaning "must," it's really weird to form a contraction with it. Don't do it

>>76348514
>Taiwanese boys
>men

>>76348584
this. it sounds strange to form a contraction with "have" when another verb doesn't follow it. even "i've an idea" sounds weird to me vs "i've got an idea" or "i have an idea"

>>76348584
It's grammatically correct :)

>>76348756
Except it's not lol. The reason those earlier posters said it sounds weird is because you (((can't))) contract 'have' in that sentence using it as a command modifier like 'must'.

>>76348514
Shit I'd fuck them for regardess of cake

>>76348665
maybe they are Japanese

>>76348514
I can't even tell if the one on the right is a girl or not

can i eat them an fuck cake ??

>>76348514
Hell yeah I'd love to

>>76348934
I ended up to search on this. I was right.
Why are you trying to misteach me? Wtf, hate American posters now.

>>76349439
>I ended up to search this
You mean "I ended up searching this." What you said is incorrect>>76349241

>I was right
"You've" is grammatically correct by itself, but we are telling you that no native English speaker would say that alone. We would add a past participle; for example: "You've been" or "You've got." If you want to say "You have to," just say that. Don't say "You've to" because it sounds awkward.

>Wtf, hate American posters now
No hard feelings friendo, we're just trying to help you with English

>>76349439
I don't know if it's grammatically correct, but it sounds awkward, so don't do it.

>>76349766
Sorry, didn't mean to link that other post in the end of my first paragraph