tourist nigger thread

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>>76346734
Prague, Vienna, Budapest
Maybe pic related

that's about it though

>>76346734
Fuck off leaf we're full.

>>76346734
I love Czechia and Slovenia.
Slovenia looks prettier though.

>>76347219
is prague any good? it's the closest shit to berlin that sound nice.

please no bullying, all I want is to make sure there are tourist infesting your capital.

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com we hv butifel natur

>>76347552
You can visit the ol' torture chamber/dungeon underneath prague, it's cool.

>>76347552
Prague is awesome man, Party until 7 am, Smoke Pot and Drink in front of Cops, great night life and sex industry, wonderful Historical sites and beautiful architecture, fucking STUPID cheap. The cons are the Czechs are a bunch of cunts who hate non Czechs

>>76347688
My German gf once said Czechs are the "black people of Europe."

I don't really understand what she meant. She's a tumblrite and not racist. Although she makes racial jokes.

>>76347723
Well what she probably meant is that the Czechs fucking hate the Grrmans and Americans since we have overrun the jewel of their capital with drunken tourists having a fucking ball. But they need it so fucking much. Meanwhile they NEED the tourism so bad and are salty they have so little purxhasing power compared to these tourists flooding their city. They fucking love drugs, hookers, clubs, motorcycles, and weapons. Oh and they sell knives, batons, shuriken, cyclones, brass knuckles, and all sorts of fucking crazy weapons in every corner store. So DON'T get violent unless you want trouble.
They are just a bunch of cunts if you don't speak Czech. Will be outright hostile or veeery condescending/rude. Needless to say that if you speak English or German to them (I did both) you get treated like shit. Spanish gets by alright, but they knwo you are still a tourist. My Polish buddy and them wrre all fucking chumy because their languages are both west slav so they can sort of get by understanding one another.

>>76347688
to be fair, I have no intention of smoke pot or drink or sex industry. I could get all of these 3 here with no trouble 10 min from where I currently am. I could smoke a joint with a cop in my city depending on the circumstances. I'd mostly avoid those 3 things in europe.

I need nature or friendly people with no alchool.

>>76347846
Well Czech Republic is the best, if not in the top 3, places for Beer in the world. Hell if tou don't like beer skip central europe