I have been trying to bang this girl who moved into the house we're sharing. I have been trying for months now she's so fucking hot. Anyway a flatmate told her that I once swallowed Silica gel and made it sound like it was a party trick, when I almost died and only survived cause another girl did Heimlich on me.
This girl said she doesn't believe it and said I should eat it again it would be HILARIOUS. I was stupid and drunk but I thought maybe this will get me on her good side so I can give the D.
So I fucking ate Silica gel AGAIN. Only this time I couldn't breathe for so long that I passed out. I woke up and they had called an ambulance for me.
I fucking hate all of mankind.
no, if you ate one packet you will just feel dry in the mouth
no harm no foul
this is why the world thinks we're idiots
>>76344211
If this is true there's nobody but yourself to blame.
doing stupid shit that harms you to impress girl gotta be most man thing ever
>>76344498
is that why your country became communist?
It's a shame you're still alive.
>>76344524
no that was your fault