Work in 9 hours edition
Right LISTEN
I became unemployed just over a week ago, I'm fucking sick of sitting around the house doing sweet fuck all.
I miss the rush of seeing girls at work, talking to them building connections. I miss banter at work. Can someone, ANYONE, tell me how the fuck they stay neet for long periods at a time? Does it not send you insane?
HATE this edition
>>76341880
Can't be arsed with spackers making early threads because they think people care about the OP
you'd get a better response making your OP as a post
Take a sleeping pill already anon
>>76341918
DO NOT REPLY TO HIM. HE IS NORTHERN
>>76341918
Some people are just mongs
me and the lads
>>76341918
alri northern lad
>coon
want iPlayer to sort their fucking subtitles out
>>76341974
>me in the glasses
I like girls, especially ones that have holes.
You aren't properly mates with someone until you feel comfortable calling the chinky the chinky instead of the Chinese around them
is it true that brits need a license to tie their shoes?
>>76341974
trudeau will not be looked at fondly in the history books
otto warmbier deserved it
>>76341953
>>76341983
I live in London and have no idea what you're sperging about
>Veni, vidi, Deus vicit
I really hope I get to say something as great as that and have it go down in history. Can't think of a better fate in life than being this generation's John Sobieski.
>>76341984
hello nigger
>>76341995
we're not allowed to own shoes with laces
The only reality is me
Everything else is a spook
>>76341994
It's called a chipper you mong
anime
>>76341995
Is it true yanks can get shot by their own police for no reason only to be refused medical treatment for not paying a jew some money?
>>76342009
veni vidi vici
>>76342040
No you blooming HECK. I'm quoting John Sobieski, not Julius Caesar.
Making this girl squirm been banging her for weeks
>>76342005
Fuck off northerner
>>76342028
no
>>76342034
very intriguing that brits cannot understand the concept of health insurance
>>76342055
Appreciate the Dudley Boyz. Rest of the image is boring.
No barrel, not even one where the hoops and staves go every which way, was ever split open like one frayed Sinner I saw, ripped from chin to where we fart below.
His guts hung between his legs and displayed His vital organs, including that wretched sack Which converts to shit whatever gets conveyed down the gullet.
As I stared at him he looked back And with his hands pulled his chest open, Saying, "See how I split open the crack in myself! See how twisted and broken Mohammed is! Before me walks Ali, his face Cleft from chin to crown, grief–stricken.
Just got a job which will be all Oxbridge poshos
I'm state educated from Sunderland
That'll throw em
>>76342063
Health insurance is a spook. Everything is my property.
>>76342055
why is she using the nigger emojis
>>76341984
Fuck off you facking jungle bunny, oim the daddy around 'ere
>>76342063
you don't really have a proper social insurance system though like germany or switzerland
just a botched mix of crap systems
>>76342063
Can every single person afford it? And if they can't does it not matter?
I think the police are just idiots sometimes and therefore probably shouldn't have guns
Just stood on a snail
Poor lad
>>76342110
Familial relations are a spook
>>76342055
don't understand the context, is zoe pissed off?
spooks are spooks
business idea: ultracaptitalistic city states
>>76342034
umm you can't be legally denied medical treatment in this country if its an emergency sweaty xoxoxo
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f92_1498012416
the gf
b-buy the d-dip
Is there anything that's not a spook?
>>76341998
this
>>76342130
Did that the other day whilst wearing socks.
Was devvo desu
>>76342111
thanks to niggercare
>>76342126
>Can every single person afford it?
if they can't they get it for free, retard
>>76342147
Nope
>>76342148
>>76342158
Economic systems are spooks
>>76342130
Empathy is a spook
>>76342148
thought you nrx autists had died off
>>76342159
Ghosts
>>76342111
>>76342148
gosh capitalism is g fucking shite
ENTP lads ww@
>>76342152
What if it's a non-emergency, but you need it to save your life in the long run?
no Crossrail 2 lads reee
>>76342182
love dark enlightenment
neutral on the alt right
hate mainstream conservatism
simple as
>>76342191
>E
FONT
looking forward to brekkie
>>76342183
Laughed at this
capitalism ruins aesthetics
always a fucking advert in the way
Bit sick of Britain. Where should I move to?
I need some snacks
dad brought me back chips from mcdonalds
>>76342200
are the government just scrapping everything
So so SO SO IMPORTANT!!
http://www.strawpoll.me/13252042
http://www.strawpoll.me/13252042
http://www.strawpoll.me/13252042
Love the ego
Hate spooks
Love my property
Simple as
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B8fq-PmaHc
>>76342217
E isn't E when it's ENTP
>>76342191
here la
just thinking of all the fantastic things I'd achieve if I wasnt so lazy
>>76342191
ENTP- the shapeshifter
alri lads how are we tonight
>>76342191
>tfw istp masterrace
Feels good lads
>>76342223
it's not a fucking joke you better take that laugh back or im gonna haunt u till u cry u wee bitch
>>76342215
sod off tarquin, isn't there some "1789 WAS A MISTAKE FULL THEOCRACY NOW" tier blog you need to wank off
feeling much cooler now. thank christ
>>76342284
>S
shitskin tier
Shit
It's starting to rain but I'm only halfway home
>>76342259
>>76342260
Good lads, keep being superior but ultimately useless
What the FUCK is a "spook"?
personality types are horoscope tier autism
Just paid $7 for 5 superlikes on "der
>>76342302
another word for nigger
>>76342218
Is that what you call Brexit, or do you have some tasty cereal in?
any INFP man in
how come everyone was always well-dressed back in the day?
not a spacker so dunno what all these acronyms mean
>>76342304
Ah yes, the intj
>>76342299
>being this much of a runt
>>76342302
You
>>76342313
Not in the context I'm using it
>>76342312
state of your life if real
>>76342304
hello ESTJ/ISTJ
>dark enlightenment
>>76342317
just a bit hungry x
>I'm not an INTP
>>76342324
they weren't, they were just richer people who could afford to buy/hire cameras/photographers to take pictures of them
the obsession with recording one's image/ancestry was a very upper class thing until very recently
>>76342322
>F
There are no males who are F, the stands for female. Or faggot.
rape is not an excuse. its a reason.
A-any other ISTP lads in?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13251628
http://www.strawpoll.me/13251628
http://www.strawpoll.me/13251628
not even going to bring myself to say the country's name but don't reply to blue and yellow flags
I used to be ENTP but my last test said INTJ and I think that's for a few seasons
I want to be the person I was before
>>76342324
they still are.
>>76342158
Why does it still cost 300 to buy an ethereum ELI5
>>76342361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-m9A8mY-U0
this begs to differ
shieeeeeet
>>76342322
Nah ISTJ senpai.
>>76342199
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medicaid
>>76342345
>>76342341
In his study, Prof. Moody examined students at the universities of Florida and Hawaii, concluding that, among Caucasians, “There are significantly fewer STs (p < .001) [Guardians and Artisans] and more NTs (p < .001) [Rationals].” NTs are sometimes described as the “conceptualists” — they possess a constant thirst for knowledge alongside a creative, innovative streak in the abstract and theoretical. Sounds a lot like Spengler’s Faustian spirit, doesn’t it? More interesting still, Prof. Keirsey originally named the Rational temperament, the Promethean; the mythological Titan, Prometheus, being the inspiration for the Renaissance character of Faust.
European Temperament
Since his study, others have also found “Caucasians…have a preference for Intuition,” that is, iNtuitive Thinking (NT). So, it appears this personality type is more common among Europeans and would explain why we dominate rationalistic schools of thought. For example, 95% of libertarians are White, and we have historically been more accepting of competing schools of thought, meaning that the past few millennia have seen Europeans overwhelmingly dominate the pursuit of philosophy.
Someone tell me which is the letters are runty and which we like
>>76342396
future is looking better and better haha
>ywn smother a petite French twink in beurre
>chase him around the maison until he tires out
>pull him squirming onto your lap
>then eat a toasted baguette off of him
>after he's full of crumbs and uncomfortable you ease him and release his boy lait
>then wrap your big arms around him as you wash together in the salle de bain
>>76342396
ah yes, capitalism
Birmingham Commonwealth games 2022
Used to be a flipflorp but I'm a zimzam
What's your wizzleworf?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13252088
http://www.strawpoll.me/13252088
http://www.strawpoll.me/13252088
http://www.strawpoll.me/13252088
>>76342423
Not a single word
hate dogs
really fucking disgusting violent creatures
>>76342392
a small, selected snapshot of a wealthy capital city sort of proves my point
where are the german workers? the farmers and peasants?
also standards change. they might seem smart to us but they would've been considered scruffy then
You get a thicc gf who will never leave you
BUT
You arent man enough to fuck her and she will only give you handjobs, face sitting and breast feeding
do you accept her?
>>76342466
alright, you got me
>>76342463
'asheed
>>76342435
hnnnng
lads she is PENG
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-cornwall-40357224/cornwall-teenager-saves-dad-with-cpr-learnt-from-house
ENTP created the world
But only when we felt like it
>>76342478
no, women are useless if you can't reproduce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEuBVDhTPvo
might play some victoria 2 for a time
>>76342367
wrong
take your autism elsewhere
>>76342478
no
>>76342435
Replace twink with femboy and my dick is diamonds
>>76342478
>You arent man enough to fuck her
false
Went for a run half an hour after having dinner.
Felt like total shit, wanted to puke, shan't be doing it again.
UUUUUUUUUUUu
>>76342515
play as netherlands
>>76342515
'orke
>>76342534
unfit runt
>>76342515
might shank ya
Went from a 15 cigarette a day smoker to an e cigarette man
I don't smell anymore and I genuinely crave the e cig instead of smokey death sticks
>>76342534
do it every day until you like it
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Do you think we in Britain would ever witness something like Turkey experienced last July?
Listening to Lady Fantasy by Camel
>>76342512
Literally me
UUUUU
Might do a leftypol browse
game of thrones is so shit
>Went from a 15 cigarette a day smoker to an e cigarette man
>>76342515
GOOOD post
Grandi guard or bomber bro?
Also rate this unfinished blob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLjfSjyXRXs
really gets me thinking
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>76342568
Nah. We're not a hysterical people.
>>76342515
Hope you're playing robmod la'
>>76342568
a coup?
maybe. a radical leftist coming to power, or a separatist crisis (scotland, NI)
>>76342568
Yes
civilisational collapse is closer than we think
>>76342549
>>76342561
I don't mind the running, I meant doing it so soon after eating made me feel like shit.
>>76342568
A false flag operation conducted by a politician in order to purge all dissenters as well as cement himself as a """""benevolent""""" dictator? No.
>>76342568
firmly of the belief that we need the military to take over and get shit done
give me a Dorito
Do it again _____ ______
>>76342619
>Fascist Israel
>>76342568
Not a chance mate. We're entirely passive and the military respects civilian government unlike in Turkey where Coups were accepted as part of protecting the country
When will 4chan passes go on sale again? Thinking about getting a VPN
open borders for israel
>The number of Muslims in the Army is only 0.54% compared with 4.4% in UK population.
Ah yes, they're as British as you and I
>>76342662
salman abedi
God, I'm hungry
*pats stomach*
>>76342663
It wouldn't make sense to go for greater israsel as a commie
>>76342695
not sure he's up for it
not a fan of communists desu lads
>>76342693
what groups are over represented? guessing sikhs and mixed race?
also what was the muslim percentage vs population percentage before the afghanistan/iraq wars?
*calls you on my cellphone*
>tfw 12 hour shift at work tomorrow
>>76342601
first 2 seasons were kino
>>76342728
rude
>>76342728
yeah, most people aren't.
>not a fan of communists desu lads
>>76342705
obviously, communists don't think israel should exist
just find it amusing given what happened in the 1930s/1940s
hello beautiful people
not a fan of the iPhone 8
>politics
Lads, have you ever had the police contact you about messages you posted online?
A lad I know on some other board I occasionally read insulted a member by calling him a "cowardly liar". The board owner, who is mates with the insulted member, got in touch with the police about it who paid a visits to my mate and warned him bout his conduct online.
>>76342729
Probably the Scots. They've always been over represented.
*scratches my bunghole*
the fluffy cat from next door came over into our garden today. he just started chilling on the paving stones so i went out to see him and started stroking him. he started purring really loudly and circling around my and bunting my hand. then he layed over and i ruffled the fur on his neck and his tummy
he was really cute desu, home he comes over more often
>>76342782
GOOD post
>>76342763
found what amusing?
>everything is a spook
OH JEREMY CORBYN
>>76342699
*gives it a little rub*
*exposes my belly for a mutual rub*
>>76342787
Were there identities public or did the police dox him?
>>76342729
Minorities don't join the army. Its not just Muslims who dont join. The government proposed plans to recruit certain ethnicites like Sikhs into their own regiments but got a lot of shit for it
>>76342810
this honestly has to be the funniest wojak
http://www.strawpoll.me/13252181
http://www.strawpoll.me/13252181
http://www.strawpoll.me/13252181
>everything isn't a spook
>>76342810
>He saved the thumbnail
Quite ironic given the circumstances
>>76342821
*scratches you*
it's not in my self interests for the masses to have much decision making
>>76342804
a fascist jewish state existing, given how fascism lead to genocide of jews and the creation of a jewish state
>sneak into someone else's house
>it's mine now
>>76342742
Seasons 4 and 6 too.
>>76342787
The police aren't allowed in my area unless there's at least 4 of them arriving in 2 separate vehicles. There's no way they're wasting their time coming here for mean words online.
*purrs*
>>76342847
>thumbnail posting isnt a meme
hello brainlet
>>76342858
yeah but that doesn't mean that Jews can't be fascist and apply it to their own circumstances
>>76342855
Wanna set up a union of egoists?
got called a poopsniffer at Circuit City
>>76342867
horrible opinion, go to the naughty corner
>>76342867
>season 6
>>76342870
how come?
>>76342847
Never understood the nutsack on the head version.Does it mean he's thinking with his dick, and is constantly horny?
>thumbnail posting
>>76342923
ironic publication
>>76342925
spooks
>>76342932
nice to know the french made a statue for sweden too
>>76342849
*meows*
>>76342916
They're not welcome here.
Australians sucked the life out of me
>>76342952
wow... im thinking
https://twitter.com/SocOrBar/status/877463480881881089
kek
people mistake radical centrism for not having any strong political beliefs, while in reality it's actually having every single political belief at the same time
>>76342824
Yes, identities are known. It's only a small board for a small footy club so most people pretty mush know each other.
A few years back another lad, who uses it, works at a local university. He posted a daft "A Scotsman..." joke and the board owner threatened to tell his boss he was a racist if he didn't post a public apology
>>76342980
that must hurt
why did brendan fraser become the poster child of >work tomorrow posting?
>Never understood the nutsack on the head version.Does it mean he's thinking with his dick, and is constantly horny?
finally a decent thread
>>76342978
*Slurp*
Lay off the snacks Rodriguez
holy shit he lives in a sharia zone
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
melon
>SocialismOrBarbarism
more like SocialismIsBarbarism
Need a australian femboy bf to suck the life out of me
>just got home from work
>have to get up for work in 12 hours
>>76343009
alri puerto lad?
death to america yeah?
plan for raising my son.
Control his diet vigorously:
>breastfed as an infent by my doting wife
>milk and oats (ready brek if he prefers) for breakfast
>cheese and spinach wraps, plain yoghurt and lentil soup for lunch
>chicken/fish, rice and vegetables for dinner
make him study for 2 hours daily on top of school
>hour of maths a day
>other hour rotates between foreign language, music, programming, science
>he will be expected to learn geography, history, politics for himself (with my guidance)
>regularly discuss science, history, pihlosophy, politics/economics with him
>also encourage him to read novels and also just read intellectual materials like science magazines in his spare time
vigorous exercise regimen
>after school at least 2 laps, 2x10 pullups and dips
>cycles to school
>swimming once a week
>team sports at school (he can choose)
>as he becomes a teenager get him into strength trainign and combative sports replacing laps and pull ups
social life
>no tv in the house
>no vidya
>only a study computer
>he can play/indulge in those after allotted study time, but only at his friends houses
>will buy him an hour with a whore if he's failed to mention/show up with a girl
job/money
>teach him how to invest
>have him as a summer intern at my work
>task him with things that will force him to learn how to use excel
the basis of this will not be on punishment, but rather by persuading him that there is value in forsaking visceral base desires like boredom, for a structured life.
>>76343004
he looks like a wageslave
simple as
*gives common opinion"
but that's just my humble personal opinion. you do not have to agree with it and i respect all of your opinions as well. after all, i am just one person and i do not represent everyone/anyone else! thank you! :) p.s. i won't reply to haters!! :)
>>76343019
*bashes*
>>76343045
>infent
>Muslims in the armed forces: A proud tradition
>Despite this, the figures in absolute terms are still small, with around 650 Muslims in the 200,000-strong military making up less than 1 per cent of its ratio strength. In society as a whole, they comprise 4.8 per cent of the general population, and Mr Hafiz is optimistic that more can be done fully reflect that in enlistment figures.
http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/muslims-in-the-armed-forces-a-proud-tradition-9226715.html
Ah yes, the British """""independent""""" press.
post dumb dumb pepes
>>76343045
Consider suicide
>>76343070
The Independent is a joke at this stage
worthless
>>76343072
>>76343070
lefty daily mail
whoa
>>76343072
his name is Apu
like feet simple as
>>76343035
aye
alri
>>76343101
thailad on the right
I miss the days when only Americans had access to the internet. 4chan from 2004-2008 was the best time
who are these people
any shia man in
radical anarcho-monarchism
>>76343124
The internet in general 2004-2010 was very comfy
>>76343072
>>76343117
need a foot gf
>>76343133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kXIO7HcdX8
>>76343139
alri tolkien
>>76343132
pierre tru dank (stirner bones)
batko the manarchist (pepe)
mexie (girl)
xexizy (ushanka)
dunno the res
HULLO HULLO
WE ARE THE BILLY BOYS
>>76343132
Love Pierre, Batko, SoB, BMP simple as, contrapoints is alri' not sure about the other
>American Gods
>2 muslims are benders
hmmmmm ah yes.
>>76343133
you shiaat bruv? you're kuffar, you're kuffar
wish i was dumb so i could have superficial convictions and never question anything so i could live a meaningful life
>parents split up when I was little and I rarely see my dad
>he lives on the other side of the country, earns good money too
>hate asking for anything from anyone and dad hasn't helped me financially in any way since I was a child
>got my own flat now but money is tight for the next few months
>dad offered to help me out by paying for driving lessons for me
>reluctantly agree and thank him, assuming he'll pay the money into my bank account
>he says he won't give me the cash directly but wants me to put the driving school in touch with him so he can sort the payment out with them?
Am I right to be annoyed with him for this? It's not like I asked him to pay for lessons, he offered and yet he doesn't trust me with the cash? I have given him no reason to believe I would spend it on anything other than driving lessons.
How would it even work anyway? I assumed you paid for driving lessons by giving the instructor cash as he turns up? Aren't most just one man operations?
>>76343194
I've been here since anglo sweetie x
>>76343132
those avatars are somehow even more retarded than the ones the rightist youtubers have
>>76343168
Why do British people say "chat" all the time?
dubs and wanking to sissy femboys
>>76343168
screaming
the way he says "they all kuffar" is amazing
>post dumb dumb pepes
>>76343209
stirner is based
>>76343214
*rolls again for you*
>>76343208
are you Yorkshire anon
>>76343192
autism
hmm so a new guy does backroom casting couch
>>76343228
good post
>wish i was dumb so i could have superficial convictions and never question anything so i could live a meaningful life
>>76343235
one more
willy's going to EXPLODE
>>76343192
Sounds like a cunt
Tell him you're not a child, put the money in the account and threaten to turn his future grandchildren against him if he doesn't cooperate
>>76343132
tiny one at the bottom with neon purple lights is ContraPoints
>>76343192
yes
not a question
dont know
probably
dont know
i hope this helps
>>76343238
No why?
>>76343258
link us it la'
>>76343192
sounds like my dad, jewish cunt
>>76343175
>SoB, BMP
who
any Finnman in
>been 24 for 13 minutes now and didn't even notice
>>76343279
Socialism or Barbarism, Bad mouse productions
>>76343290
no
>>76343267
only if you post more
Just signed up for the local gym
>>76343316
runt life
>>76343267
Would unironically go to America to fug this lad tbqhwy
>>76343316
Good lad. whats the plan?
>>76343235
stirner is retarded
his ideas can be used to justify all possible courses and action while simultaneously being able to explain or explain away everything
in other words they're just rhetorical constructs that are aesthetically pleasing but have no substantive value
>>76343192
it would have been a good opportunity to build trust between you
your dad passed it up cause he's autistic. would be rude to ask for the money directly if he didnt offer it though
>>76343105
I really hope I don't die any time soon because no girls would be at my funeral and I'd be very embarrassed in death.
Just played a game of darts in the shed now about to do 30 mins on the exercise bike
doing stinky pizza farts
>>76343359
HAHAHAHAHAHA nice spooks nerd
Kill yourselves fucking scumbags
>finger becomes same temperature as touchpad
>>76343373
>tfw I cant get married anytime soon because I would have no "Best Men"
Shan't kill myself
>>76343387
Imgur?
is cumming in a woman's throat dangerous?
waifu argument on /a/ is getting out of hand
think some bans might be imminent
thoughts on virgin men past the age of 20?
hitler and trotsky are my heroes
tripfag LOL
>>76343306
>Bad mouse productions
turborunt
sargon of all people destroyed him
>>76343430
I don't know honey, let's find out
*Rams my cock down your throat*
>>76343479
no he didn't lad saw the video sargon was an utter runt in it
>>76343503
well yeah you'd think that, you're obviously a leftist
76343547
gas yourself worthless subhuman
>>76343493
bhet *chokes* I'm nhod a womam
MexicaANON is a worthless subhuman
>>76343430
>>76343473
beaner scumbags
digimon doesn't have a gf
shitxico
>beaner scumbags
belgbum
pooland
wankgola
sowillyia
test
testt