>Eurowines

>being a beercuck
Enjoy the estrogenic hops

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>alsace perfectly red

>those wine tendrils growing from France into Germany
>wine and vodka drinking parts of Ukraine and Poland
Explain.

Wine is good. Sue me.

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>>76342279
>It is a race greedy for wine, devising numerous drinks similar to wine, and some among them of the baser sort, with wits dulled by continual drunkenness (which Cato’s saying pronounced a voluntary kind of madness) rush about in aimless revels, so that those words seem true which Cicero spoke when defending Fonteius2: “The Gauls henceforth will drink wine mixed with water, which they once thought poison.”

The wine part of Poland and Ukraine was occupied by Gaullish Lugians, as for Germany look at pic related

>drinking the liquid Jew
Smh, don't you know it lowers your T-levels?

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>>76341866
>Alto Adige ruining our perfect redness

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>>76342712
Well, it's not as if you drink it that much

>>76342864
We are just not raging alcoholics

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>not drinking rum
Feels new world man

>>76341866

Spain is in the beer are you macaco faggot fakemap shitposter.

Consider the rope.

>>76342989
beer area*

>>76342864
Portugal know what's up

>>76343024
>>76342989
>>76342951
>>76342864
Hey, which areas of Europe are white?

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>>76343063
Lapland. Pic related.

>>76343063
Why are you asking me? I am not from Europe and am not an expert on European topics.

>>76343155
What part of Europe are your ancestosr from?

>>76343062
Bottoms are.

>>76343250
Pretty much all from central France I think, I am a Cajun

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>>76342175

because Alsatian beer is awful

Whiskey

>>76342864

>Turkey
>1

Fucking haram

>>76345767
I mean we're so far behind in drinking compared to Europe but wine is not the popular choice of alcohol here. Rakı and beer are preferred way more

babies drink wine
boys drink beer
men drink spirits

>>76346150
This

>>76346150
ubermensch drink ES

I think beer is more popular. Older generations probably still consume vodka because beer has got bad image for them. But younger people drink beer and wine.

>>76342864
>Italy
>only 1/3rd more than us
seems like a bullshit desu

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Moonshine is superior

>not drinking 100% alcohol

>>76341866
brazil is basically not allowed to make fun of every country until 19 of the top 50 murder cities AREN'T brazilian

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>>76341866
>all three spheres
c e n t r a l

>>76346542
go avoid another plague you polack

>>76346150
Wine as a far more mature taste than beer and is stronger in alcohol that's why 16 years old teen drink beer

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>>76341866
More like euroSWINES amirite