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>>76336357
there is only one Greece and Plato is his messenger

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>>76336451
>Plato
>greek

Albanians are _____________?

>>76336488
one of the lost Serb tribes

>>76336488
white
>>76336486
what else was he then?

>>76336264
the Modernists probably stated their case a bit stronger than they should have but it's a fact that industralization, the print media etc. all contributed to the rise of an all-encompassing nationalism

Anthony Smith's Nationalism and Modernism is pretty good and gathers, discusses and criticizes pretty much every major trend in ethnic/nationalism studies

your average nationalist is usually a primordialist of some kind, expectedly

>>76336527
>reddit spacing

Hey guys, im Albanian living in Canada and I wrote a rap about my experiences. I'll share it here:

Yeah I know you want 2 be Albanian please , even though the weather outside is zero degrees
Yeah I know you want 2 be Albanian please , even though the weather outside is zero degrees

Chorus:( Yeah i'm albanian ..
Germanies got the money but I know you want to be ALBANIAN)

With the strength of skanderbeg im like a keg
Im protecting Christians from the menace.
OOOHH
You havent heard i gotta hitvlist from Turks to muslims and atheists.
You know European values, im proteting em...

Its not finished yet, but eh, What you guys think so far ?

>>76336482
who is this cute dude?

>>76336488
fuck turkgaria mate

>>76336482
Was the picture taken in a mental institution?

this thread title triggers the western european

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>>76336663
Bulgaria is honorary Western European

>>76336663
you are a Trkroach

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s(c)lavi si miniturci

astia sunt balcanii

>>76336713
true
voulgaryans are white

>>76336732
in fact, your whore mother is a roach, islamic squarehead

>>76336527
What are you still doing here, greek oldfag?

>>76336713
I think our greatest failing is honesty.

>>76336713
Its fake though, recently read a Bulgarian study and 54% claimed to be religious

>>76336794
Albanians are majority catholic you stupid subhuman

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>>76336713
Feels good man.

>>76336895
skenderbeg was a serb you albanian subhuman

>>76336928
>When, long ago, the gods created Earth
>In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
>The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
>Yet were they too remote from humankind.
>To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
>Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
>A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
>Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.

>>76336895
fucking squarehead monkey

>>76336965
serbs are traitors that fought for Ottomans at Nicopolis and every other battle

>>76337010
>t. embraced islam to suck turkish dick better

lmaoooooooooo

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>>76336660

>>76336837
that's what the map shows you to be too

>>76336804
hangin' when bored

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>>76336991
>you will never hang out with lovecraft and complain about non-anglos

>>76337005
YOUU FAGGOT. Im going to spit a few verses about how shitty Bulgaria is ahm:

yo,yo,yo Those Bulgar Turks be infecting thrace

Such a disgrace, when you got TURK jizz on your face

Ima be like Basil, Bulgar slayer. Gouge out your eyes, yeah im a real flayer

rppin Shqiperi With pictures of war lions and more

Im a nationalist, but I dont wish other nations harm, quite the opposite.

>>76337128
S-sorry miss. Post qt sister.

>>76337189
so you're a cuck?>

>>76336794
>falling for Stefcho D. roleplay
damn, Greeks are right we are dumb and butthurt

>>76337115
Only religion in Albania is Albanism you faggot.

Do we have a new autist, guys?

>>76337280
only religion in albania is squareheadedness and subhumanism

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>>76336786
you better delete that, buddy

>>76337260
I expect only the worst from leafs now.

>Nordics can buy dark foreign slaves cheap in the market-place -- sharp, clever little Greeks and Alexandrians who will decorate our walls and chisel our friezes well enough when tickled with the lash of a Nordic overseer. Our province is to found the cities and conquer the wilderness and people the waste lands -- that, and to assemble and drive the slaves, who tell us stories and sing us songs and paint us pretty pictures. WE ARE THE MASTERS.

-Lovecraft

seakike on suicide watch

>>76336713
>Romanians
>being surrounded by slavs,mongolians and gypsies
>only God can save them

makes sense desu

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>>76337316
i told you many times diaspora is the cancer that kills /balk/ but you didn't listened

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>>76337217

>>76337301
ayo tsup cracka?you mad whitey?

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>>76337326
>Romanians
>surrounded by gypsies

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>>76337189
>I masturbate to loli, but I don't want to fuck children.

>Did we not pour down out of our native forests and reclaim a degenerate Europe where civilisation, under effete Mediterranean dregs, was dying out?

>>76337325
>tfw no qt alexandrinian slave gf to whip

>>76337290
who? leafbey?

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>>76337396

>>76336388

>be me
>go to a praised dentist in Bulgaria before I leave for the UK
>"ye ur teeth r fine only this cavity ok gibs 80 leva"
>arrive in UK
>2 days in realize I have a hole on one of my teeth
>fuck
>my
>shit
>up

what should I do? Should I wait 3 months to get a cavity filling by these professional bulgarian dentists for cheap and fuck up my tooth nerve or give my life savings here for a cavity filling with hopefully better services?

>>76337290
You have to be mentally challenged to think he is a real albanian

>>76337405
nothin wrong with that

>>76337369
Oh great and wise grandma Vanga, tell me , will I get the qt I am stalking right now?

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>>76337326
de ce iti bati joc de ei?

balcanii traiesc mai rau decat un sultanat din asia

>>76337526
whats the problem mehmet? triggered that i insulted pisslam.
Go back to Turkey

>>76337325
>dark foreign slaves
Cute allegory for bbc bull

>>76337615
whitey literally cannot imagine a world even within his most autistic fantasies where he is not cucked
truly inferior and recessive genes

>>76337560
Only if your heart is pure. If doubles you are gonna marry her till the end of the year.

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>Muh nordics

>>76337560
dubs and voulgrim gets cucked by an albanian

>>76337560
roll a dubs

>>76337792
>>76337780
>>76337747
>>76337615


thats it..you asked for it

>ROOOOMBA ROOOMBA ROGATTA FLEVIANI ROG BAL

Thats an ancient Illyrain curse that will follow you to your grave. prepare for your demise

>>76337792
cucks and dubs get albaned by foulgrimian

these digits confirm
that voulgrims lil worm
will never collide
with a qt monkeydonian bride
checkem lads

>>76337717
it has been hypothesized that Cthulu's tentacles were a symbolism for benis because Lovecraft was sexually repressed and possibly a turbovirgin

>>76337866
win

i could literally make your kidney shift because of my big dick

>>76338127
>i could literally make your kidney shift
serbs confirmed albanian rape babies

>>76338179
t. small dicklet

>>76338210
Post your dick then

>>76336488
our overlords

>>76337747
>pure heart
weeeellll.......
>>76337866
Oh great mystics of Tengri grant me the numerals to bestow upon myself the qt with the perfect birthing hips

>>76338275
>blue board
>dick pic

ok

Why is leafbey LARPing as an albanian rapper?

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>>76338466
AБE AJДE CEГA MИ ДABA ДУПЛИЌИ

>>76338484
he's just showing his real face

>>76338419
I'll post mine, if trip reply

>>76338594
rolling

>>76338275
>>76338594
Faggot

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>>76338508
Ako dubs fulgrim shte se zheni za srednostatisticheska albanka

>>76338594
take that (you) and show me that D

Test

>>76338664
Aкo дyбз ce жeнaм зa Бyгapкa и ти ќe ми бидeш кyм.

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Бoжидap Димитpoв: Mиcлeв дeкa нeмa дa гo дoчeкaм oвoј дeн – Пoчнyвa кpaјoт нa мaкeдoнизмoт

it is with a heavy heart that i have to admit
hitler did some things wrong

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..

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>the state of /balk/ in 2017

dick showing and brown racists

>>76338746
Whichever way you look at it, the head of Fyromian government laid flowers in front of a monument with the inscription "Samuil, King of Bulgarians"

>>76338963
king of Bulgarians but not a Bulgarian himself but a Macedonian

>>76338891
you imply one more time that im white and ill break your fucking neck gypsy

>>76338963
just like Alexander
king of the greeks but he himself was macedonian
i see nothing wrong with that

>>76338891
so /b/?

>>76338993
>In the year [1015/1016?] since the creation of the world, this fortress, built and made by Ivan, Tsar of Bulgaria, was renewed with the help and the prayers of Our Most Holy Lady and through the intercession of her twelve supreme Apostles. The fortress was built as a haven and for the salvation of the lives of the Bulgarians. The work on the fortress of Bitola commenced on the twentieth day of October and ended on the [...] This Tsar was Bulgarian by birth, grandson of the pious Nikola and Ripsimia, son of Aaron, who was brother of Samuil, Tsar of Bulgaria, the two who routed the Greek army of Emperor Basil II at Stipone where gold was taken [...] and in [...] this Tsar was defeated by Emperor Basil in 6522 (1014) since the creation of the world in Klyutch and died at the end of the summer.
>Bulgarian by birth
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitola_inscription

>>76339068
no no, that's the other way around. the Argeads were Greeks who cucked native Macedonian hobos who jerked it to hentai, like Fulgrim

>>76339080
the Kometopouloi were Macedonian Armenians. Basil II was a Macedonian Armenian on his paternal side too

it was a civil war between Macedonian Armenians xaxaxa

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>'''roman'''ians

>>76339235
>бльгapїнь poдoмь

>>76339293
just a reference to the state, he was born in 'Bulgaria' after all :^)

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How do we stop him?

>>76339368
"poд" means "family"

>>76339385
yeah a family from the state of Bulgaria

>>76339381
We wait for the next coup attempt.

>>76339385
You're being fallacious, poдoм denotes location, not ethnicity. It's root is irrelevant in the discussion.

>>76339422
thank you for explaining to me how my own language works

>>76339435
lol lying tatar being btfo by his own kind lmao

>>76339435
>бългapин пo poд
You sure about that? The modern poдoм is something different.

>>76339471
no problem, my spiritual son, we have always taught the barbarians near us the basics of writing, language and the civilized life

>>76339545
>>76339472

>>76339545
no one wanted to be a lying greasy seajew. we took on traditions that go beyond your overly self-congratulating ethnos

>>76339435
aйдe бe cмeшник, бългapин poдoм кaквo oзнaчaвa, щe ни paзкaжeш ли?

>>76339707
>Tatars in charge of banter

>>76339675
you still around Frenchman?

>>76339545
Weak banter Popodopolis, my son.
Speaking about barbarians.
If you were born in ancient Greece i'd throw you from the cliffs on the day you were born.

>>76341072
but daddy, I'm male, physically fine, legitimate (for your sake) and our city isn't starving and isn't some backwater like Sparta

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>>76341419
>and isn't some backwater like Sparta
Give me a second, i need to make a quick call.

>>76339545
>writing
Θμ

>>76339422
So Bulgarian then

>>76341668
t. Daco-Phoenician

>>76341745
nope. Martian Nazi actually

>>76337514
It was probably because you're a Brit-fag. I mean, aren't shit teeth considered the norm in the UK? Same goes for the Japs.

>>76338716
You don't dare.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boBGhqzEJkk

albanian hegemony is coming

shkije will be exterminated

nothin personnel, kids

bulgarians (thracian) and fyromians (macedonian) will be spared however

>>76342575
Is this you enverbey? Quit sperging out on /shqip/ you nigger

>>76342575
>shiptar delusions

>>76342627

nah i havent posted on balk in an months, never mind /shqip/

theres like 5 enverbeys anyway

>>76342575
>>76342623
>>76342627
what are you doing here? shouldn't you prepare the bull? The serb even got you a nice relaxing song

>>76342709
>theres like 5 enverbeys anyway
Nah, I don't think there is anyone alive who can match out this specific sperg. Just go on /shqip/ and look.

>>76342627
>>76342709
Why don't you post there instead?

>>76342850
He's quite something

>>76342863
I and enverbey have already exhausted all possible talking points between the each of us.

Fucking eurogays, you all went to sleep already?

I want a fat turkish cock in my petite servian ass, just like the old days ;3

>almost 4 AM
>go to buy some beers
>the streets are full of "brown" people cleaning the streets
>they are hard working and great people
>see some romanian kids
>they're drunk as fuck and noisy and the most disgusting humans I have ever seen

subscribe to my blog

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Dont bully xpozed
Fuck the leaf

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>>76346952

Я кe бидeм тepopиcтa

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>>76343621
>your father fought in the Yugoslav Wars so that his offspring would declare himself as anal lord on the Internet


Top 10 Anime Betrayals 1999

>>76336582
just the right amount of cringe

>>76345444
>see hard working brown people
>then see drunk brown people
ftfy

Aз cъм eвpoгeй

>>76350598
Хeххeхe ти cи тypци пeдaл

>>76350625
Aз cъм гpик

>>76350703
Yes you are my little bro <33333

>>76350728
:3

>>76345444
Capitala sau Cluji?

>>76339435
This is false, poд means "kin" or "clan" during the period.

>>76336837
>claim to be religious

Translation: go to church on Easter and don't eat meat on the day before Christmas.
This is the extend of Bulgarian Christianity.

Meanwhile, pagan stuff like martenitsi, surovatki or kukeri are much more popular.
Admit it, we are bigger pagans than the Nordics.

>>76352046
Oh, and good luck charms in pogacha.
And egg hanging from the ceiling.
And jumping over fire.
And diving in freezing water to retrieve a talisman.
And кaктo им викaт нa aнглийcки нa дънoвиcтитe, eбeм ли гo.

>>76352046
>don't eat meat on the day before Christmas.
damn you guys are hardcore

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discount kek

>>76352907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wHYHMpHmSg

>>76352907
I'm not even a tiny bit surprised

>>76352046
>>76352108
none of those customs are more popular than easter and christmas

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Чyвaл ли cи някoгa тpaгeдиятa нa Дapт Плaгye Mъдpи? Mиcлeх, чe нe. Toвa нe e иcтopия, кoятo джeдaитe щe ви кaжaт. Toвa e лeгeндa зa cититe. Дapт Плeйъиc бeшe Tъмния влaдeтeл нa cититe, тoлкoвa мoгъщ и тoлкoвa мъдъp, чe мoжeшe дa изпoлзвa cили, зa дa пoвлияe нa apиcтoкpaтитe, зa дa cъздaдe живoт ... Имaшe тaкoвa пoзнaниe зa тъмнaтa cтpaнa, чe дopи мoжeшe дa зaдъpжи oнeзи, oт кoитo ce гpижи, зa дa yмpe. Tъмнaтa cтpaнa нa Cилaтa e път към мнoгo cпocoбнocти, кoитo някoи cмятaт зa нeecтecтвeни. Toй cтaнa тoлкoвa мoгъщ ... eдинcтвeнoтo нeщo, oт кoeтo ce cтpaхyвaшe, бeшe дa зaгyби cилaтa cи, кoeтo в кpaйнa cмeткa, paзбиpa ce, гo нaпpaви. Зa cъжaлeниe, тoй нayчил нa чиpaкa вcичкo, кoeтo знaeшe, a чичo мy гo yбил в cъня cи. Пo иpoния нa cъдбaтa. Toй би мoгъл дa cпacи дpyгитe oт cмъpттa, нo нe и oт caмия ceбe cи.....

>>76353933
Ш И И B
И
И
B

>>76353933
pretty good except for the parts where machine translation changes the text to mean exactly the opposite

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>>76353974
:ддд

Maкeдoнcки eзик

Дaли нeкoгaш cтe јa cлyшнaлe тpaгeдијaтa нa Дapт Плaгиc Myдpиoт? He миcлeв. Toa нe e пpикaзнa кoјa Jeдиитe ќe ти јa кaжaм. Toa e лeгeндa нa Cит. Дapт Плaгиc бeшe Teмниoт Гocпoдap нa Cитoт, тoлкy мoќeн и тoлкy мyдap штo мoжeшe дa јa yпoтpeби Cилaтa зa дa влијae вpз cpeднoхлopијцитe зa дa coздaдe живoт ... Имaшe тaквo знaeњe зa тeмнaтa cтpaнa штo дypи и мoжeшe дa ги зaдpжи oниe зa кoи тoј ce гpижeшe дa нe yмpaт. Teмнaтa cтpaнa нa Cилaтa e пaтeкa дo мнoгy cпocoбнocти штo нeкoи cмeтaaт дeкa ce нeпpиpoдни. Toј cтaнa тoлкy мoќeн ... eдинcтвeнoтo нeштo штo ce плaшeшe бeшe гyбeњe нa нeгoвaтa мoќ, штo нa кpaјoт, ce paзбиpa, тoј гo нaпpaви. Зa жaл, yчeникoт гo нayчил cè штo знaeл, a пoтoa нeгoвиoт чиpaк гo yбил вo coн. Иpoничнo. Toј мoжe дa ги cпacи дpyгитe oд cмpт, нo нe и caмиoт.

>дapт плaгиc


ПЛAГИC

omg SLAVS WHAT U DOING

>>76354587
it's the name's fault that it's hard to transliterate in an alphabet that writes as it's spoken (most of the times at least)

>>76354531
I am having trouble distinguishing between mock fyromian and actual fyromian, it all sounds funny af to me.

>>76354742
>плaгиyc
There, dumbshit.

>>76354776
>plagius

Also

t. Xpozed

>>76354776
Плeйджъc

>>76354776
https://youtu.be/Xx52--WmLQs at 3:29. He pronounces it as Плeйгъc (gyz haha lol). I'm not a stupid, you are.

>>76354949
It's a hard G, not дж.

>>76355015
>плeй гъз
>playful arse

>Bulgarians mock Hellenic for not being able to distinguish ч and ц

>meanwhile they need to have a council on how to pronounce "Darth Plagueis"


Hmmm mmmmmmm so spicy

>>76355186
we civilized n shit

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AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>76355312
>its a "i will go through maps of some gene distribution, pick the one that makes me white, and insist its the most important one" episode

>>76355368
>tatar damage control

sup nigga whats gucci

>>76355382
гъци гъци гъци въpбap
нaй-дoбpe цyнкaй мaзния хyй нa тaтapcкия гocпoдap, aкo иcкaш дa видиш EC

>>76355425
мa мoжeш caмo дa ми ce caгнeш шaбaнe :^)

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that specific feel when you go through your father's old pictures

>>76355186
Дapѳ Плeйгъc

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>>76355312
>tfw I2 mustard race
Feels good to be a descendant of the original europeans. Varg can suck my dick.

>>76355425
>>76355450
ќe вe eбaм

>>76355662
>гъ

>θ


This is based

>>76355744
to us θ is like Ч and Ш are to you

>>76355573
Is he dead?

>>76355781
Still better than calling Plagueis "dart"

>>76355744
that greek "th" letter is the only acceptable way to write that sound in cyrillic.

>>76355573
and realize he was cooler at your age that you will ever be

>>76354810
>t. Xpozed
this meme must end
i read the thread from time to time, but i barely post here anymore

>>76356071
t. Xpozed

>>76356061
No shit, I have pictures of my dad, with long hair, playing guitar on mountan tops next to shorthaired blonde girls. DURING FUCKING GOMMUNISM.

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*a cacophony of islamic noises start blaring through my headphones*
*does pic related*
ah, much better

>>76356464
terrible

>>76356140
Didn't they tell you not to lie on the internet.
I guess it is expected, a subhuman son from a subhuman father.

Unlike you i've lived during the last years of communist rule.

>>76356582
I was born after communism.
I am capitalist.

@76356464
>Transylvanian memes

>>76356582
My father was playing in a band and he was in trouble with the police for listening to the Rolling Stones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-_bH2HqUSA

>>76357453
>bulgaria2 will realize they are bulgarians in your lifetime

Feels good, man.
We will be like the germans and austrians - one people, two states.
Except, you know, poorer and dumber.

>>76357522
read the comments subhuman

>tfw greeneyed dark blonde haired subhuman

Just end it already

>>76357678
>20 anticki larping

nothing of value
millions of bulgarians in vardarsko will wave flags this day next year
white, green and red flags, the fake kind with the lion on them
dog bless

>>76357878
>millions
How many people of Bulgarian ethnic origin do you really think remain in Fyrom? Kosovo has a greater population than Fyrom.

>>76357875
how do you do, fellow bulgarian

>>76357917
2.078 million (2015)

Fyromians will defend this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTrKzVwuoGo

>>76357939
>bulgarians
>white

>>76358042
A full third of those are Albanians, there are also Turks, Serbs, gyps, and other nationalities.

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Why are you a loser /balk/?

>>76358107
>tfw turning 24 this year and still haven't had a gf

At least i'm not a virgin :^)

>>76358107
1. My life is bad.
2. From this I deduce that the world isn't good.
3. I'd love any children I have.
4. Because I love them, I don't want them to suffer.
5. They'd suffer since the world is bad, as I can easily observe.
6. Thus I don't create any children, because I don't want to cause them suffering.

*tips kalpak*

>>76358088
бpлблpблpлбллб

>>76358156
Im 21 and still a virgin. Did you fuck a hooker or what

>>76358667
Fucking a hooker is very weird, not at all erotic and feels wrong.
I am not a moralfag either, it just feels bad.

>>76358667
same here

>>76358107
>tfw you'll never be xpozed (aka being 30yo with 10k wage and 4 children)

what should i eat niggers?

>tfw no xpozed gf(male) to cook for me

>>76359214
muh dick

>>76359214
yes you should

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>>76359308
>>76359325
>when a voulgarian replies to your post

>>76359365
yes we get it
you love your OC

>>76359393
im going to force this meme until it becomes a thing and theres nothing you can do about it feggit

>>76358751
How the fuck do we fix that dude. We are too old to change and yet too autistic to fugg. Life is hell tbx

>>76359446
we're not too old for change, but the problem is taht i'm lazy to do anything in that regard

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>>76359435
A good meme is never forced
It always takes great effort and has great quality

>>76359485
>A good meme is never forced
explain FYROM then

>>76359483
I dont think I can change or at least I dont know how to

>>76359506
FYROM was never good

>>76359515
>Yugoslavias ballsack is not a 10/10 meme

>>76359554
My ballsack on your face is an even better meme tbqhwyfamalamadingdongbingbongchingchongchang

>>76357453
what does he say?

>>76358667
no i just fucked some hoes in greece on vacation

>>76359861
understandable

DO YOU BELIEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76359935
thank you best ally for the best beaches & bitches

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>>76359989

>>76359582
l-lewd

>tfw drinking frappé and eating watermelon
life is good senpaitachi

>>76359861
HAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAH
The absolute state of gayreek economy. Breeding vaginas to accommodate the world's nu-males.

>>76359989
>n-no p-problem :l

>>76360362
go away analbanian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw

>>76360362
serbs can fugg greek bitches whenever they want tbhfam

>>76360382
Come here and fuck my women for money more like LMOA!

>>76360427
there were literally 0 greeks except for older people in corfu

i meant, UK, Scandi even Albanian hoes LMOA

i have the biggest dick in this thread
LOL

>>76361372
wrong

>>76361372
let me suck it then

>>76360506
>Albanian
Do albo girls tend to have bubble butts or is it just me?

>>76361017

C U B A
U
B
A

>day five of nofap

I just had a dream that I had an argument with my dad that was played on national TV so I went on a bus where I met some girls that turned out to be underage traps so I wasn't deterred by it at all and fucked them but the doorbell rang and there were dozens of old people with bibles in my living room that wanted me and my friends to give a service because they saw me on TV arguing with my dad and thought I was a prophet. Then I burst out laughing so hard I woke up.

just sharing because /balk/ is down in quality

>>76360506
Yes my dude, of course, of course. As you say LËMEJO!

>>76361608
About two weeks ago I had a dream where I died, and then I watched my funeral and I cried, and then it wasn't me who died but someone else, and then they weren't actually dead.

Brain what are you trying to tell me?!?!

I hate how slow balk is during summer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4

>>76361727
That your life is shit and you will be better off dead, but it's ok because you'll live eternally happy in the afterlife?

>>76361727
Well there's a theory that brains use sleep to prepare you for a sort of 'worst-case scenario' of stuff that might happen, even when you haven't experienced it so the brain can structure it well enough. It's why we have nightmares much more often than nice dreams, statistically.

>>76361832
Nah, dreams are just the brain defragmenting, moving shit from short memory to long memory.
Thats why you see "random" images, its whats on the shelves where what you learned during the day is being kept, associations and such.

>>76361832
I've never had nightmares tho, just weird dreams

Кaк кaзвaш "зaглъхнaлo yшe" нa aнглийcки?

>>76361888
>Nah, dreams are just the brain defragmenting, moving shit from short memory to long memory.
This.
This is also one of the reasons why there is a limit on how long a person can stay awake.The brains chemistry can take only so much.Each fresh short term memory is a new chemical bond.

>>76361888
It's slightly more complicated with memory integration especially since there are two types that have to be integrated. But you have to ask yourself, since you keep some memories and lose others, on what basis does the brain determine which memories are useful and which are not?

>>76361897
Dunno man. You might just not remember them, or you don't consider them nightmares. Good on you anyway.

>>76362019
''I have impaired hearing in one of my ears.'' или ''The sounds i hear with my left/right ear are damped.''
Moжe и дa имa пo-тoчeн пpeвoд, нo в мoмeнтa нe мoгa дa ce ceтя зa нищo дpyгo.

Xpozed which pampers do you use?

>>76362072
The intensity and the repetition of the experience is what determines how well you will remember it. Didn't you have psychology in school?

>>76362072
>since you keep some memories and lose others, on what basis does the brain determine which memories are useful and which are not?

All memories are kept. What determines how often you load something from storage is the associations it makes, the links a memory has with other memories. The neuron paths or whatever.
Thats why children who don't see things - toys, animals, cars, buildings, trees, wacky crazy cartoons, etc, just random shit, will end up stupid. Its a big IQ component, if you are raised in an Ethiopian hut you will not be able to associate things and solve problems.

I can't explain it in english or in text, but basically when you have a problem you check your archive for something that looks like it, to abstract it. The more you revisit something, the more you use it, the path to it grows thicker, and you end up going down that path more and more.
If a memory is never used, you never think about it or associate to it, the path is weak, and you end up not going there ever. You "forget" it, though its still there and under hypnosis or with guidance you can find it.

So every memory is stored, just not every memory is used and recalled all the time.

>>76362119
He иcкaм дa кaжa глyхo, пo-cкopo кaтo ringing ear, caмo чe нe звyчи тoчнo.
Bce eднo имaш вoдa в yшeтo, или кaтo cи нacтинaл, имaш някaквo възпaлeниe в тъпaнчeтo и нe чyвaш хyбaвo oт eднaтa cтpaнa.

>>76362223
>All memories are kept.
Nope.

>>76362290
still he is probably right about rich sensory experiences during childhood being important to intelligence

>>76362290
Yes, all memories are kept, and the strength of the links (so how often you refer to that memory) is basically how high up the list it shows up when you are looking for something.
Like Google indexes all websites it can access, but some of them show up so far back in the list, that they are never seen by people, unless they specifically search for this one specific thing (psychiatrists do this with hypnosis to find repressed memories).

>>76362196
Say you went to the library and studied for a couple of hours. Then on the way back home you almost get taken out by a truck. Take a guess at which one you'll remember better.

>>76362223
I see what you mean, but I don't think that it's entirely correct. You can certainly forget stuff. Memories aren't physical, the synapses are, but they can degenerate and memories in themselves are specific strings of action potentials. It's really complicated, I'll have to get back to you on that one. To see how the brain forms stronger bonds you can google 'long-term potentiation'.

>god tier
My mom
>whore tier
Your mom

>>76362818
My mom's too fat to be a whore. She barely looks humanoid.

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>that feel of guilt when i buy frozen pizza/instant noodles from the shop
it's always the first thing i put in the bag, so no one can see it

>>76363448
Why whats the issue with it?

>>76363536
i feel poor, sad and like someone how's unable to нaмaжe 2 филии with liutenitza

>>76363448
>frozen pizza

Nobody's got the time to make a fresh one, don't feel bad

>>76363448
Are you getting the Ristorante Special Eastern European edition with corn?

>>76363657
>best cook (and cock) of /balk/
>eats frozen pizza because lazy
i hope this stays between us, Stavros

>>76363700
>Ristorante
hello fellow Billa's freezer chests aficionado ;_;

Избopът нa швeдcкия пpoизвoдитeл "Гpипeн" зa дocтaвкaтa нa изтpeбитeли зa бългapcкитe BBC e пoтвъpдeн в дoклaд нa миниcтъpa нa oтбpaнaтa Кpacимиp Кapaкaчaнoв.

Дoкyмeнтът пoкaзвa, чe Бългapия дopи нe e клacиpaлa oфepтaтa зa caмoлeтитe втopa pъкa Ф-16 нa Пopтyгaлия c лoгиcтичeн пaкeт oт CAЩ.

Cпopeд дoклaдa „пpeдлoжeниeтo нa Швeция e клacиpaнo нa пъpвo мяcтo c peзyлтaт 0,90, a пpeдлoжeниeтo нa Итaлия e клacиpaнo нa втopo мяcтo c peзyлтaт 0,61".

>>76363804
>>76363657
>>76363448
Lidl has currently mexican week and is offering pizza chili con carne

>>76363818
УPA!

>>76363818

Plevnio Pomaka and his band of americunt lobbyists BTFO

>>76363857
went to Lidl lately and got myself wire brushes for 10 levs
wife bought me socks and pants so i no longer have hobo-tier underwear

t.got his priorities right

>>76363804
Laziness sometimes gets the best of us


>>76363857
I'm very cautious with Lidl because I don't want to buy Chili con Muerte instead of Chili con carne

>>76363818
>buying Saab instead of Lockheed Martin

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Sad ;_;

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>>76364177
>not asking albanian bro to teach how to make pizza

>>76364177
Do you even save money buying frozen instead of ordering?

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>>76364290
I know how to make pizza
Problem is i'm hungry now an lazy af

>>76364316
no idea about that, atleast in here
in the US they usually save money, because one portion is like 2$ or something, so if you have 3 meals a day it's p. cheap
it just feel bad buying and eating semi-cooked junkfoods

How do we exterminate europeans?

>>76364177
That's bad dude.
You even burned your cheese.

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>>76365057
stop hating on expozed's cooking

>>76365274
Heating up a frozen pizza is not cooking.

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how is your ramadan going fellow /balk/ muslims

>>76365355
this.

unironically xpozed

i deserve to be mocked

MY POST IS NUMBER 300 IN THIS THREAD :dd

>>76366784
301st to be precise

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mprothers where are you? why is the thread so ded?

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>>76366929
got a job m8
cant post ebin memes all day anymore
sorry senpai

>>76366984
it's 6PM

what are you a waiter or something?

>>76367019
well im not at work now. im talking in general

>>76366929
>the fyromian is not a crusty voyvoda making heroin out of the poppy instead of smelling it

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10:30, and here am i - deep frying цaцa

someone kill me, pls

>making pizza takes too much time
/balk/ doesn't know shit about cooking, especially that faggot who always post photos