/brit/

Hi I'm Lickshitti and my entire existence revolves around women

NEED to do a wank to felicity

love tommy robinson
love pints
hate piers morgan

simple as

>>76332502
What a beta cuck you are

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILPsPP5YhBs

wish a muslim would do us a favour... if you know what i mean...

>>76332455
who is she?

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the gf when I lick and suck her clit.

Also like to stick 2 fingers inside her when doing it, too

question: it's pretty standard for a womyn to add the chad on FB after banging him

ye?

also:

tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6IZzqMGj84

poo

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>longest day of the year

tomorrow the rapid progression towards winter begins anew

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I want to blow so hard into Maisie that she births triplets.

Restore Rome under Italian cultural

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>>76332514
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>76332508


Odious little scrote

Don't reply to the NONCE

He's gonna try and nonce you up

William Gladstone was right

Lady Gaga's new song The Cure is a really solid track. Really sad to see it linger down in the #30s of the charts

>>76332550
>rapid

>>76332550
thank god

>>76332550
>not looking forward to getting rid of this damn hea

'sheed

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What did she mean by this?

>>76332562
Already tried that in the 1800s and it failed. Already tried it again in the 1930s and it failed

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>not one single good act

>>76332613
Thid time's a charm

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Rate my 'go 'za

is earning £7,000 pa as a 29yo decent?

>>76332615
THE NATIONAL

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>longest day of 2017 is today
>last year's winter solstice feels like it was a few weeks ago

>>76332583
she;s barely turned 30 and has been thrown away by the music industry

oh well. she knew it was coming

nearly 20 and have about £18,000 to my name

am i rich?

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thingken of the treaty of versaille

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>>76332627
no

>>76332615
Radiohead & The National

tommy robinson for PM

>>76332583
God i fucking detest numales like you and the danelad that actually follow pop music.

>>76332588
enjoy the light, don't enjoy the heat

simple as

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Fuck, they've even cancelled the desperately needed total refit of the Houses of Parliament to avoid pissing off MPs

I can't even begin to understand the scale of how badly Theresa May fucked up

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jesus this is fucking DIRE

>>76332689
radiohead are twats live 2bh

>>76332682
Wilson fucked it up, should have been harsher and that would have prevented WW2

>>76332679
spaff it all on a second-hand Audi A3 so everyone knows who the top dog at your call centre is

>>76332709

Jesus, she's Corbyn tier now

>>76332713
british sea power are good

>>76332722
you're a twat live

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love Paul Gascoigne simple as

>>76332627
I hope to god you're having a laugh, if you're serious you need to sort it out.

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>>76332636
>first 6 months in the working world
>already despise it and constantly fantasise about giving up on life or just sudokuing
>only 45 years to go

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>>76332730
> should have been harsher and that would have prevented WW2

>>76332713

that is fucking shite

>>76332743
they had one good album in the early 2000s and thats about it

very irrelevant now

26 years old and earn £15k

Spent 3 years after Uni applying for jobs and only now got one

>>76332713
How much were tickets?

>>76332765
>45 years to go
Try 60 more years. Rasheed's 10 children are gonna need more welfare.

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1497667489275.webm

What was the Lorde meme again? I forgot it

>>76332752
>big-ass

FOY

>>76332793
same

20 yrs, $3000 to my name

>>76332793
22 year old and earn £30k

Spent 3 months after Uni applying for jobs and already have offer others

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>>76332765
Been at it for over a year now myself. It NEVER gets better.

Slowly but surely planning my suicide. Once my dad dies I plan to end my own life shortly afterwards.

>>76332789
oh yeah i forgot they had other albums

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why would you pay £300 for this shite

worst festival line up I've ever seen

should be free

>>76332768
It would have, partition and occupation was the original plan

hey guys don't forget to like and subscribe!
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Who fucking cares about the music at festivals? Surely the whole point is just going there to drink and take drugs and try and get laid

Been trying to sit with good posture for about 20 minutes now, and my back is already killing me.

>>76332812
She reviewed onion rings

*forgets to like and subscribe*

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>>76332858
Is this you?

Theresa May has fucked it beyond all recognition. I can't recall a worse PM

>>76332853
you could do that for free down the park on a friday though

>>76332827
isnt this just 2 of the side stages

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>there is actually someone itt that makes 7k a year at age 29

>>76332853
FONT

>>76332853
really basic, uncool normies who are trying to fit in

>>76332881
Brown wasn't great

>>76332880
that's impressive

>>76332884
I already posted the 2 main stages they are even worse

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We need to bring George back

>girls over the age of 20 who wear chokers
absolute state

yeah fair enough you'll see some 24 year old on a night out with one on and it makes the willy tingle but I'm talking about bints in their 30s who get completely dolled up and whap on a choker to try to disguise their age, utterly grim

Covfefe x

If I had my own property (a flat)

I could easily afford working 3 days a week.

the only things I consume are food, gym-subscription, the occasional train/plane ticket and internet/electricity/water

have a masters and only earn 21k

>>76332829
Partition makes conquering easier, but it makes subduing more difficult. Germans would have hated the rest of Europe even more. And, you're not even thinking in terms of how much the Russian Empire would begin influencing Europe if there was no Germany. German had been working the entire 19th century to unite, and if you broke them all up again, there would probably be even more blood spilled.

>>76332945
its a osborne ting right now

>>76332959
shadilay brother

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>>76332959

>>76332981
me on the roof

>>76332977
Wetherspoons?

>>76332945
you can tell he just wants to get his milk and get out of there

Anyone remember the cuckio meme

Business idea: go to London, get social housing then burn down your shitty social housing apartment to get a luxury £1.5 million+ one

>>76332615
>First Aid Kit
>Radiohead
>Foo Fighters

all good

i feel pretty average at 6'3

surely the average height cannot be 5'9 for males

lol...

>>76332880
Not quite that bad.
My neck isn't very far forward but my lower spine is terrible.

I want a redhead wife, how do I get one?

http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=3b95ef6fbc14ae36832fba13db097af6

>>76332981
Warmonger wanted to invade Russia immediately after WW2

>>76333012
foo fighters are complete shit though

so who's going to get this 333333 get then? us?

opinions on ross and rachel being on a break?

>>76332977
Was earning 22k on 4 days a week.

they bumped it up to 5 days a week and for that extra 5k i suffer more than 5k's worth of misery.

>>76333018
Maybe you're not 6'3 and have measured wrong.

>>76333041
me

Anybody want to talk about me for a while?

I'm pretty cool

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The rain has begun

>>76333018
5'9er here.
i realsied that old people pull down the average

i'm definitely belwo average height

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Is there anything the man can't do

>>76332608
who dis?

Anyone what to play some GTAO on Xbox?

>>76333018
Yeah I'd say the average is 6'. I am 6' and I feel like a manlet most of the time, especially in London where everyone is tall as fuaark

Isn't 5'11" the average?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__VkyJWH5ak

CHOO-CHOO-CHOOOOOON

>>76333064
Every time

dog wouldn't stop barking so i gave him a swift kick to the legs, broke his legs, thought dogs work the same way as horses - if they break their legs you have to put them down. Cant afford going to a vet so just picked him up sorta suplexed him.

Threw him in the recycle bins after tbqh

>>76332945
no we don't, what a fucking bellend

>>76333114
notice this too
>be where more successful people are
>average height is higher

>be in a shithole
>everyone is my height

>>76333121
you'd like that wouldn't you manlet

>>76332827
Future Islands are good
Real Estate are good
Dr Dog is very good

>>76333093
wtf I love nazis now

>>76333130
MEANT FOR

>>76333093

>>76333093
he was a real estate investor
the one thing i expect him not to be a moron in regards to

>>76333151
I'm actually 6'3" so idgaftbphwyn

>>76333018
it's 5'10

hurry up and fucking rain already and break this mugginess

>>76332455
felicity gay

>>76333105
from a film called raw

>>76333170
But his dad gave him $1M and he turned that into $1B. Anyone could do that

>>76333179
I'll break you, you mug

>>76333170
and are you the POTUS? No? Didn't think so

>>76333093
HOUSING PRICES HAVE NOT RISEN

FAKE NEWS

THAT''LL BE THE LAST 2 SCOOPS YOU EVER GET BLUMPTF!

>>76333093
People will dig for hours to find a tweet where he says "fuck" or something stupid but will ignore stuff like this

bonobo is playing live in my city tonight. haven't got a ticket so gona sit outside the barriers and listen.

The more I hear about the tower fire the less I care.

Shitty things happen to everyone everywhere yet certain events like this get blown up to huge proportions with droves of people donating and tweeting to make themself look good or to tell themselves they're a good person for donating some money.

Am I genuinely autistic or something, I feel nothing about the fire. It's an awful thing to happen but that's the extent of what I feel.

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HOL UP

so you he saying dem refugees ain't doctors n engineers n shieeet?

shiiiiieeett

opinions on tower blocks?

>>76333216
of course because it doesn't fit their agenda

Just picked up Storm of Steel lads, is this Ernst Junger guy all he's cracked up to be?

>>76333222
tfw popular culture is so remote, i still think of bonobos as those peaceful relatives of the common chimpanzee ;_;

>>76333093
Just because he's not eloquent and denies climate change everybody thinks he's dumb.

He went to one of the best schools in the world for business, and has made a decent amount of money.

>>76333179
i'll break your mugginess m8 watch yourself

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>>76333226
They're just realising this now?

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>The more I hear about the tower fire the less I care.

>Shitty things happen to everyone everywhere yet certain events like this get blown up to huge proportions with droves of people donating and tweeting to make themself look good or to tell themselves they're a good person for donating some money.

>Am I genuinely autistic or something, I feel nothing about the fire. It's an awful thing to happen but that's the extent of what I feel.

>>76333232
they're okay
smaller ones are better than bigger ones

New guy at work casually invades your space, and 'accidentally' will touch his hand to yours.

Has done it to 4 of us, he has only worked here 4 months, I only see this behavior escalating. Anyone successfully get a co-worker fired?

>>76333226
Business idea: Give all jobs to refugees.

>>76333263
Haven't been fedora'd for ages, thanks mate

>>76333263
lol this looks like a guy i know

gonna look him him up on fb to see if it is him.

>>76333225
I hate how it's been aggressively politicised right from the get go. No one should have been living a tower block like that but it's a result of social housing policies going back to the 50s. Sometimes shit just happens and you can't blame the Tories for it.

>>76333250
That's all I know of them as

Assumed he meant Bono or something

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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>76333268
report him anonymously to HR for sexual harassment

you're more senior and perform better than him right?

spent the whole afternoon putting gobstoppers up my arse

>>76333226
DUH FUQQQ?

Business idea: refugee hiring quotas for companies that are making too much profits

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get?

>>76333273
Starcucks are one step ahead of you

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/starbucks-hiring-refugees-europe-baristas-coffee-social-media-backlash-uk-france-germany-spain-a7800466.html

>>76333333

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>we need George back

no we don't you rasheed twat. we need a radical centrist option like Nick Griffin

>>76333333
alri

time for my pre workout meal

Jacket potato
Chicken breast
Broccoli
Greens

might politicise some dead pakis

thoughts?

>be you driving along
>see something up ahead
>stop and open your door
>see this

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1497927662066.webm

what do

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>28 degrees
>8pm

>>76333374
>not having fish and a ricecake

>>76333302
I am in a completely different department but everyone loves me here and the general opinion of new guy is that he is odd. It is a small company so we dont have an official HR team, the admin girls just take care of the paper work. Might be able to get the harassment angle to work though.

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just realised radical centrism is a codeword for fascism

>48 degrees in Phoenix Arizona with a low of 32

Why would you live there, honestly?

>>76333404
certainly wouldn't stop

>>76333404
that nod at the end

>>76333374
>not a sweet potato
Not gonna make it

>>76333445
if you're not white

>>76333435
ah no
fascism is authoritarian radical centrism

russian girl at my office is very clearly into me but she has a bf

>>76333445
better than being cold tbf

>>76333445
its a dry heat, much easier to live in than the turgid heat of the british summer. same with australia, its a walk in the park for the average brit.

i lift weights to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3_g8P9elQM

>>76333445
Very nice city 2bh

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Hi guys. I'm retaking my grammar finals tomorrow. can you help me with inversion?
1/2
8. Such was strenght of the hurricane that few building were left standing in the town.
7. On no accout are you allowed to touch this button.
6. Not only was I dead tired, but also feverish.
5. Barely had he entered the building when it became clear that he was the robber.
4. Little did I knew that Mark and I would be working together one day.
3. Only if the weather is freezing cold the condert will be cancelled.
2. At no time were the students in any doubt.

are these completely correct?? and can you help me with the rest?

>>76333331
What's the point?
>Oh here, this smelly African refugee who probably hates you is going to give you an over-priced sugary "coffee"

Are Germans just unaware of how stupid they look to the rest of the world? Japan and China laugh at them

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jun/21/grenfell-tower-families-to-be-given-68-flats-in-luxury-apartment-complex

Hourly reminder that your tax dollars are going towards giving Achmed and his 7 wives a luxury apartment in the heart of Kensington

>>76333505
4x BASS CMON

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>>76333445

>>76333545
>dollars
FOY

>>76333525
poo poo poo poo poo poo willy arse minge fanny poo poo wee wee

>>76333502
have you ever actually experienced 46 degrees?

Dry heat or not, it's fucking hellish if you have to be outside of a climate controlled room.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQKx315yPtk

look at this fucking RACIST asking for a white doctor in a white country

how fucking dare she

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>>76333551
Marking his territory, he is the alpha male.

>>76333525
corrections:
8. Such was strength of the hurricane that few buildings were left standing in the town.
4. Little did I know that Mark and I would be working together one day.

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the old digs

(not the best neighbourhood in the world, lots of 3rd generation irish scum)

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You're probably going to think this is utter bullshit, but I think I've managed to convince the gf to let me have sex with other girls
Only hitch is that I need to do it all by myself. She knows I'm incompetent when it comes to women so she's letting me doing it knowing there is a VERY small chance of it ever happening

>>76333525
Rarely has a final like this evoked such strong emotions

>>76333525
yes these are correct apart from the spelling errors the other poster pointed out, good luck mate

what other ones did you need help with? 5? I think it's

He had barely entered the building when it became clear he was the robber

>>76332955
nonce

Just did a 10k lads, LITERALLY dead now

Odds I stay here and complain about the heat while watching Stargate

Evens I do that, but go get McDonalds first

>"students lose admission to Harvard over racist memes"
this headline is incredible and utterly fantastic in every way 10/10

>>76333579
King's Canyon, 50plus in the shade, my camera melted - the case warping, because i left it on the dashboard. you couldnt touch any stone surface, flip flop soles melted. It was "quite hot" but not unbearable. Bali at 40c was worse, so humid towels got wet just leaving them outsidde as they soaked up the air.

the personal nonce attack robot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYP2tInr_YY

chandler was so fat in series 8

>>76333696
I hope they were actually racist and not just pepes

>>76333665
you've just given her an excuse to shag around you dickhead

>>76333525
Few buildings were left standing in the town, such was the strength of the hurricane.
One no account are you to touch this button.
I was not only dead tired, but feverish too.
He had barely entered the building when it became clear that he was the robber.
Little did I know that Mark and I would be working together one day.
One if the weather is freezing cold will the concert be cancelled.
At no time were the students in any doubt.

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hi :3

Is there a chance for asian guy like me to get british gf?

>>76333525
Some very minor corrections but for the most part all good:

>8. Such was strenght of the hurricane that few building were left standing in the town.
Should be "buildings", plural, instead of building.

>4. Little did I knew that Mark and I would be working together one day.
Should be "know" rather than "knew".

>3. Only if the weather is freezing cold the condert will be cancelled.
I'd have went with "Only if the weather is freezing cold will the concert be cancelled".

Rest are fine. Keep up the good work.

>>76333684
no they arent correct you illiterate fuck
>>76333724
is correct

>renting a room off a family
>they have another lodger whose been coming for years for 2-3 day long stretches
>other lodger has a dog
>dog absolutely despises me and barks and threatens me everytime i go near it
>usually the other guy or the family restrain it
>they've all gone out and left the dog

literally and i mean literally trapped in my room. i can't use the toilet, because the dog will try to bite me and i can't leave the house.

>tfw paying 500 pounds monthly for this privilege of this

litearlly want to kill myself.

>>76333726

Lots of money

>>76333726
hmm
probably not

Imagine Britain, but with only white people

>>76333328
what the shit?

>>76333764
Just pet it and give it a treat, silly rasheed

>>76333764
come on lad it's only a dog, show it who's boss

>>76333761
the substitutions are correct

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>>76333684
The sentence must start with the word given.
2/2
In the last exercise the words are:
3. standing (not sure)
4. defeated
5. also
8. Under
9. what
10. much

>>76333340
>nick griffin
>radical centrist

spotted the rorke

>>76333778
Sounds awful, who would serve my panini?

>>76333525
alri
>>76333726
iɹlɐ

>>76333764
rasheed

>>76332819
Poortherner or in the south? £30k below brum is barely a living wage

>>76333778
yeah lol, glad to have millions of slavs and meds here because they're "white"

>>76333778
i.e scotland

>>76333545

>Britcux literally have no response to this

>>76333787
i chucked some cheese at it

its still going mental. the owner told me its a rescue job with some PTSD shit, so it gets scared whenever random blokes are about.

If i go near it, it will bite me out of panic. nearly happened before but i managed to bat its face away with a bag

>>76333719
>"From there, an even smaller splinter group was formed for more "R-rated" memes, which I guess is what the kids these days call super racist content. In order to get into the "R-rated" group—which was at one point titled "Harvard memes for horny bourgeois teens"—students had to post something edgy enough inside the regular meme chat."
>"The Crimson doesn't name any names, probably because no one wants to be known as the kid who almost went to Harvard except they edgelorded too hard."

>>76333769
Apparently I don't have money as you might think

>>76333773
why? :(

>>76333764
dogs hate nonces

>>76333545
>>76333836
there's literally nothing wrong with this

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just had a shave for the first time in months lads
like the smoothness, but i think i look a bit androgynous

>>76333545
they already virtually had luxury apartments.

got this retard mutt racist on the ropes lads

>>>/pol/130785974
>>>/pol/130785974
>>>/pol/130785974

>>76333836
that's what the state is there for dickhead, you have to pay for section8 and shit, it's how council housing works

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>move house
>my favourite Chinese takeaway won't deliver to me anymore
>say I'll pay them extra if they come a little bit further (it's only a 15 minute drive)
>they refuse

Why are Chinks so autistic?

>>76333872
>24 hour concierge service and a private cinema, paid for by housing benefit
>flats worth 1.5 million on the market

Yeah, that's fine

hate willies

me and the lads

www.fb.com/FNXFAST/videos/1420045898054907/

>>76333855
i hate when dogfags say this shit
>dogs know when someone is bad

fuck off, i haven't done anything bad to no one, why are you siding with the dog? fuck off
>>76333820
>>76333801
not a rasheed.
just don't want to get bitten by a dog?

>>76333914
bit...straight?

business idea: brum as britain's second city

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>>76333884
>androgynous
show boipussy

>>76333902
Go pick it up then you fucking autist

>>76333952
counter proposal: fuck off rasheed

>>76333952
excellent post

>watching crime show
>kid hires guy to murder his mother
>detective says something like "he hired somebody to kill his mother couldnt even do it himself. i have no respect for him."
What the fuck is this supposed to mean? I'd have more respect for him if he killed his mother himself?

my company (one of the top 5 employers in the UK) now has corporate bonus targets for managers to achieve 33% non-white staff in the next 3 years

hmm yes

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thunder is starting here lads

>>76333891
Not interested in being your personal army 'sheed

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>>76333902
love these fat wojaks
post more

>>76333976
yes

>>76333961
Can't drive

>>76333255
He chooses not to be eloquent, the ones who can't see that are ironically the dumb ones

>>76333943
like I said mate, dog's hate nonces, they can smell them a mile off, no wonder it hates you

>>76333964
minger

>>76333907
Agreed put em on the street

>>76333987
Which company? Hardly going to implicate yourself if you have tens of thousands of staff.

>>76334038
royal mail

>>76334024
absolute gimp

>>76333952
Nuke it

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>>76333902
drive to the delivery border

>>76334024
hot

>>76334018
Ring a taxi and get hem to collect it and deliver it

Fucking useless fucking non drivers

I would fucking heem you if you gave me cheek like that

There are loud rumblings from the sky

>>76333839
>its a rescue job with some PTSD shit,
needs to go to a good ex-police if possible trainer. they can sort a lot of that stuff out in a few hours. my parents have a dog they rescued from pikeys, didnt even know how to play and would try to savage other dogs. trainer sorted it very quick. for your problem, you need to not look at it, ignore its eyes, never look it in the eye. you need to be boring to it, something that doesnt respond or even see its there.

>>76334058
>royal mail
>(one of the top 5 employers in the UK)

Idispute this

>>76334090
god's farting

when your gf just isn't up to the job
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1498010705406.webm

>>76333987
Not a fan of outrageous lies like this

>>76333943
What kind of dog?

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>>76333956
n-no

>>76334094
150,000 staff mate

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>>76333990
slippery wet dog poop

>>76333987
Good thing I'm non white black oirish

Giz a job m8

>>76334092
I ignore it. I never look at it, i avoid it.

however the problem is always when I'm trying to gain access to certain parts of the house and the owner is not there. I basically can't because the thing just goes mental. As I said I'm literally trapped right now.

The Royal Mail is literally my weedman

First wave emo lads

>>76334141
it's literally true though, absolutely mental if you think about it 2bh

>>76334094
>hundreds of jobs in every major town and city

How can it not be one of the largest employers? Remember local councils often employ thousands

>>76334142
a very big border collie.

>>76334215
It's literally a lie and you can't even prove it to be true

>>76334210
Tor?

post rare aishas

>>76334236
Kawaii senpai! :3

>>76333901

YOU have to lay for section 8 housing cucklord

>>76334236
you don't have a piece of meat to distract it?

>>76333964
go on I'd give her the ol' one two

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>>76334271
best aisha tovarisch

>>76334277
>/brit/
>not neet

r u trying to fool me again

>>76333201
1m loan isnt actually that big
your typical upper middle class family could get it

>>76334279
Just this DICK
*grabs my clearly bulging cock through my pants*

>>76333907
they don't get access to the services

>>76334239
>Olamide
what sort of name is this?

>>76334279
i was chucking cheese at it, but it was getting even more freaked that i was throwing stuff at it and went even more upset.

ate the cheese and then continued to bark aggressively at me the bastard.
>>76334273
its got mental vietnam eyes, hate that dog with all my might - because its a representation of just how fucked my life is.

literally want to go to gym now, but can't because i can't get out.

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>>76334308
tramp

>>76334332
Says who? The article doesn't, and these are intended to be permanent replacement homes.

>>76334260
I know I can't prove it you mongoloid, but continue to bury your head in the sand and pretend that corporate employers aren't discriminating against native white britons. Literally had to sit through a 3 hour session on why diversity is great, full of middle-aged managers who grew up in a country that was 95% white and now have to agree to enforced diversity quotas and pretend more non-white faces is a good thing else they'll be branded racist and ostracised

>>76334361
why is she so cute

Is Tim happy?

I'm watching his videos and theyre making me depressed

poop

>>76334361
this girl is literally a 5/10, no idea why you mongs keep posting her

>>76334366
>It is not yet clear if the Grenfell residents will have access to the facilities, which are normally not included for those in affordable housing.

>>76334420
Tim is an unstable mentally ill man

Stop exploiting him for your entertainment

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Picturing some dork in his pjs throwing cheese at a dog through his slightly cracked doorway while the dog just wags his puppo tail and barks playfully

>scared of a qt border collie
>goes to the gym

ah yes I know your kind well
Shan't be letting you use the squat rack today aha

>>76334448
>say they can't use them
>people protest
>ok fine, you can use them

new
>>76334467
>>76334467
>>76334467

>>76334444
this

half maltese arab

>>76334361
Lezzer

glad the victims of a fire are getting luxury houses desu
good on them

>>76334472
nice future goggles bro

>>76334444
>he uses the virgin "measurement" of beauty

>>76334371
Dunno why you are still lying

>>76334444
She's cute you sperg