Maisie edition
plan for raising my son.
Control his diet vigorously:
>breastfed as an infent by my doting wife
>milk and oats (ready brek if he prefers) for breakfast
>cheese and spinach wraps, plain yoghurt and lentil soup for lunch
>chicken/fish, rice and vegetables for dinner
make him study for 2 hours daily on top of school
>hour of maths a day
>other hour rotates between foreign language, music, programming, science
>he will be expected to learn geography, history, politics for himself (with my guidance)
>regularly discuss science, history, pihlosophy, politics/economics with him
>also encourage him to read novels and also just read intellectual materials like science magazines in his spare time
vigorous exercise regimen
>after school at least 2 laps, 2x10 pullups and dips
>cycles to school
>swimming once a week
>team sports at school (he can choose)
>as he becomes a teenager get him into strength trainign and combative sports replacing laps and pull ups
social life
>no tv in the house
>no vidya
>only a study computer
>he can play/indulge in those after allotted study time, but only at his friends houses
>will buy him an hour with a whore if he's failed to mention/show up with a girl
job/money
>teach him how to invest
>have him as a summer intern at my work
>task him with things that will force him to learn how to use excel
the basis of this will not be on punishment, but rather by persuading him that there is value in forsaking visceral base desires like boredom, for a structured life.
love pints
>>76330491
>grammar my man
again, once they learn what a nonce their old man is you or your son won't be allowed within 1000m of a school mate
honestly so SICK of these early new threads
anime
that neeky virgin that killed 3 people reminds me a lot of my cousin
reckon he'll end up killing himself or noncing kids or something
oh well nothing I can do about it
>>76330538
little gremlin
Is there a way to specifically search for transgender people on the 'der?
>>76330567
have a pint and calm down paddy
Who /slowly worn down by the world/ here?
Used to be really nice to everyone all the time but it gets you nowhere so now I'm a bit of a prick, and while people tell me this i now hang out with mates and party all week and get more attention from girls because i simply don't give a fuck anymore and do whatever i want
Bit sad innit, no room for the righteous man in today's world lads
Behold the chariot of the Fairy Queen!
Celestial coursers paw the unyielding air;
Their filmy pennons at her word they furl,
And stop obedient to the reins of light:
These the Queen of Spells drew in,
She spread a charm around the spot,
And leaning graceful from the ethereal car,
Long did she gaze, and silently,
Upon the slumbering maid.
The broad and yellow moon
Shone dimly through her form—
That form of faultless symmetry;
The pearly and pellucid car
Moved not the moonlight's line:
'Twas not an earthly pageant:
Those who had looked upon the sight,
Passing all human glory,
Saw not the yellow moon,
Saw not the mortal scene,
Heard not the night-wind's rush,
Heard not an earthly sound,
Saw but the fairy pageant,
Heard but the heavenly strains
That filled the lonely dwelling.
>>76330615
'generate
>>76330536
let the lad have a pint here and there
From Georgia last night
>>76330518
I want to throat fuck every anon ITT t.bh
>>76330690
depending on how twink-like you are, I'd consider it :3
Just warning you lot that I'm becoming a noncebuster and I'm NOT to be messed with
>>76330536
>how to make your child hate you, the post
>>76330677
no idea what is going on here yank you're going to hve to give me a rundown
J U S T
U
S
T
>>76330718
you're going to wank nonces?
*I begin to stand up, pint held high in the air*
*the scraping of my chair against the floor silences the room*
*i know that the moment is now*
Goooood save our graciouuuuuus Queen, LONG LIVEEEEE OUR NOBLE QUEEEEEEN!...
>>76330718
can I interest you in changing careers and busting my bollocks instead?
>>76330726
delusional
What about that Trump guy over in the states eh? Nothing but a racist bigot in my opinion mate aha x
>>76330732
*drowns you out with my passionate rendition of "ooo ahh up the RA"*
How do you imagine Britain in 2030?
>>76330776
probably the same as it is now except there's more new builds
>get home from work
>mum: "I put in some chicken for dinner but it's a bit black"
>check in kitchen
>two completely blackened charred chicken breasts in an oven pan literally carbonised
hmm yes excellent definitely not insane
>>76330726
>>76330723
>Trump picks Georgia congressman to head HHS
>Georgia runs special election to fill his seat
>Democrats spend something like $35 million to win the seat, 7:1 outspent the republicans (most money ever on a house seat)
>Media calls it a referendum on Trump
>Republican wins
>Leftists meltdown
>>76330776
horrible
it has declined so much from the 90s to now and it's only getting worse
>>76330803
Are you a "bruv"?
>>76330732
*no one joins in, some people stare at you, some are too embarrassed*
PDR done lads.
Salary going from £45,900 to £51,300 starting in August and getting a £11,000 bonus.
>>76330776
>>76330776
Communist shithole
>>76330833
me on the bottom left
>>76330850
>Non whites in the cages
Fuck off delusional racist twat
>>76330850
>non-whites in cages
Looks fucking good.
why are lefties always terrorist sympathisers?
can someone post that funny retard wojak
thanks
>>76330814
not being rude sweetie but why did you think this was /brit/ material
>>76330850
those flats in the background are 3000 a month
Actually feel sorry for this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iLKD1QcAzc
What are they looking at?
>>76330833
nice one lad, what do you do?
>>76330536
parenting has to be a tacit influence
if both parents maintain good habits, children will pick them up
>>76330904
>>76330776
10 million muslims
https://twitter.com/junayed_/status/877487105324273664
did anybody see pakis doing this when 22 kids were blown to pieces in manchester?
Is there anywhere to work without getting hazed as a newbie ?
Hate Alison Brie
>>76330927
a lot of nonces are nonces because they were nonced by nonces as kids
not that I'm defending their actions in any way but they need help
>>76330975
more for me
Love Brie on crackers
might get the hair cut short tomorrow lads
>>76330982
*helps them to the afterlife*
>>76331006
you should get your foreskin cut short too
>>76330965
ripe for the ovens
sister walked in on me having a tug
Not heard much about drumpfy lately
What's the loveable rascal up to?
>>76330967
yeah, oh wait...
Maisie rhymes with ...
>>76330910
/brit/ is a rorke general; leftist tears are always welcome
>>76331036
on the verge of impeachment
wish it was still 2016
>>76331036
chatting bollocks and Twitter and waiting to get impeached basically. he hasn't actually done a single thing.
>>76330935
Data science in oncology.
>>76331052
bro tier
>>76330814
when is drumpf going to do some of his promises
>>76330910
leftypol cancer OUT
>>76331006
>alright mate can I get a skin fade on the back and sides with it a bit longer on the top sort of coming forward, messy
Say those exact words and you'll get the primo Deano normiecut guaranteed to get compliments from men and women alike
>>76331052
took them home to nonce them
>>76331078
mike pence will be a great president he will genocide the gays
>>76330898
national liberation, anti-imperialism and socialism are good and are freedom fights
religious fundamentalism, racist and chauvinist terrorism is not
simple, sweetie x
>>76331093
congrats mate
>>76330927
wonder if they ever target someone who has be set up?
>>76331006
i got my hair cut short on monday haha
been sat on the bog outright splurting diarrhea for the past 25 minutes and my arsehole fucking kills
>>76331105
sikhs aren't nonces m8 you're thinking of muslims
>>76330928
>>76331132
Pics? x
>>76331110
cure*
>>76331100
>doing a simple inquiry into why yank politics is stinking up my willy smells of skips general
>accused of political bias
doing a big think
>>76331105
Lol. Not sure Sikhs are into that thing. Mainly pakis
>>76331122
Thanks la.
>>76331142
nonce
>>76331161
can't cure them once you're bent you're bent the only cure is death
hate nazis, hate communists, hate radical 'sheeds, not racist, leftypol, or fascist just don't like em simple as. love pints.
>>76331132
*bing bong*
Attention, colleague announcement, can Sara Davidson please report to the bogs.
That's Sara Davidson... to the bogs.
Thank you
*bing bong*
our ancestors :)
>>76331173
what you doing with the money? any goals? saving for a gaff?
>>76331131
pics x
>>76331078
>>76331090
>HE'S GOING TO GET IMPEACHED BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE HIM AND HE HURTS MY FEELINGS!
>>76331194
nazis are socialists, hitler was a globalist jewish plant
everyone on the right hates them
https://www.fb.com/viral4real/videos/652300154947058/
AYO
HOL UP
SO YOU BE SAYING
AYO
SO
HOL UP SO
YOU BE SAYING
WE'Z BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE WE WUZ FIRST?
>>76331159
pics of what? my brown messy toilet bowl?
w-why would you want to see that?
>>76331200
ummm no sweaty pi x
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-35344663
is wanting to free yourself from wage slavery and obligations to others a redpilled financial goal?
>>76331221
looks fucking emaciated
>>76331200
>Angles
>Saxons
>both Germans
might just watch femdom all night
>>76331251
yeah everyone should aim to be self employed
>>76331275
Good lad
>>76331251
You can only be truly free when you have no obligations or commitments to others.
>>76331234
lmao this some gay ass shit nigga
EDIT: nvm i just cried
*nonces you*
the north sea isles for celts and celts only
anglo-saxon germanic scum get out
hotpockets are good
janny might be onto something
>>76331270
No shit.
>>76331225
who are you quoting?
nonce
>>76331221
w2c that jacket? uwu
>>76331234
racism has been destroyed
>>76331212
Hoping to start a company of my own to get more financial independence then start a family.
I'm currently 28 with ~£40k saved up and hoping to get done with the two goals (or just the latter if the former doesn't work out) by 35.
Slowly starting to look for a woman to do goal #2 with.
there's no such thing as race (except for when it benefits blacks in college admissions)
love trump
love farage
love points based systems
love pints
hate may
hate corbyn
hate lefties
hate commies
hate open borders
hate the EU
simple as
>>76331212
buying back my land, bloody communists!
>>76331234
>but inside, we all are black
sheiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>76331234
>>76331337
patrik ervell
>>76331221
dont like posting pics of myself on the 'chon
>>76331295
thank you
>>76330833
FONT
>>76331361
Same but like Corbyn (so long as he doesn't win a general election).
>>76331358
islam is a race
>>76331361
top lad
>Ah, I see someone is crossing the road up ahead, now what's the responsible thing for me to do as a driver?
>I know, I'll accelerate and honk at him, that will surely be a good idea
cagers are mentally ill
>>76331341
giz a job at your new company
>>76331404
Just can't like him because he hates our country and hates everything this country believes in
love blair, love clegg, love cameron, love cable, love chretien, love rudd, love turnbull (except the whole republican thing), love radical centrism, hate corbyn, hate may, hate farage, hate right wingers, love pints simple as
poo
>>76331420
good post
stupid dumb cager scum
>>76331442
>he hates our country
no he doesn't
he just likes to be contrarian
Mum just had a go at me because I'm not doing a job that is purely Friday and Saturday night work lmao
I'd rather have a life, I told her to shove it
>>76331453
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
>>76331493
ah yes you're very mature aren't you
What books you lot reading then?
>>76331424
Will advertise any vacancies openly tbqh, make sure to apply!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCZu7pgj4Ws
conservatives are CUTE
Oh me father was an Ulster man, proud Protestant was he
My mother was a Catholic and from County Cork was she
They were married in two churches and lived happily enough
Until the day that i was born and things got rather tough
>>76331453
>>76331493
>are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
>>76331469
Don't get parents who force this. would rather work a shit job like i'm doing now but look back and admire the fun i had than work fridays and saturdays in a shit job then just regret it when you're at another shit job later in life.
>>76331420
we should honestly ban cars in cities
encourage cycling, walking and public transport
>healthier population
>less pollution, both noise and air
>less congestion
>save money
>allows for big roads to be used for housing/commercial purposes
can't see the downside tbqh
>>76331420
day of the cage soon
>>76331453
guffawing
>>76331469
>but mum, what if I get mates!
>>76331493
>are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
Well lads?
Who /nojobbuttoocooltobeonthedole/ here????
>>76331493
dumb new runt
back to britpol with you
*kicks you out of /brit/ as you squeal*
>>76331505
Pendennis
right weenies and lefty weenies are all bent twats
love crystal maze
love flat earth
love pints
simple as
>>76331574
Racing incident
You don't know hell until you've experienced derealisation
>>76331574
taxi indicated very late
some lad has been angry about poo-posting all day today. he must be new here
>>76331593
>britpol
more like leftypol
>>76331574
The cyclists
>>76331493
it wasn't a cue for you to talk
ENTP?
>>76331574
just eat are clearly at fault here for their obnoxious advertising
>>76331616
HE WAS WELL IN HIS RIGHT TO INDICATE WHEN HE CHOOSES
>>76331619
leftypol is fun and not uptight spergs like britpol
love poo
love wee
love wanks
love pints
love /brit/
simple as
>>76331542
>>76331420
>route to work goes through winding roads in scenic hilly countryside
>know every blade of grass perfectly because it's all blind turns and blind hills so I'm always stuck behind cunts on bicycles
>>76331574
>see car indicating to turn left
>make no attempt at braking or avoidance, and just continue into path of car while you know full well its about to drive into you
cyclist
just did this
poo on cager
Wonder if /brit/ has affected 4chan as a whole at all
>>76331574
What do those squiggly white lines on the road mean?
love using my bicycle
love the damage it does to my tender plums
The two /brit/ gimmicks that never fail to crack me up are ballbusting and the lad who posts that picture of the hot girl in bed and then pretends that she's shat the bed
>>76331512
Father-of-six, 33, who was snared by vigilante paedophile hunters trying to meet a fake girl, 11, for sex is SPARED jail after a judge hears he is 'just immature'
Father-of-six, whose children are in care or adopted, filmed arriving to see girl
Wood sent lewd messages to a child - the account was actually set up as a trap
Spared jail after court heard he had special needs and gets on best with children
>that spacker nonce has 6 children
>>76331669
Naw
Even spee doesn't give a shit about >us
>>76331665
looks yummy
>>76331387
nvm, dont have a spare 400 quid for that
>>76331665
it's not even 7 on a wednesday
Love ENTP
Hate ISFJ
Simple as
*poos on your bike seat*
>>76331651
leftypol is fucking morbid
you say one thing against their agenda and you get attacked immediately by triggered teenagers
go on britpol and post something about lefty and you will get a bit of banter but you wont be verbally attacked
>>76331662
car has to yield before he can turn
doesn't matter if he's indicating
you can easily tell who here has a license based on how they answer this question
>>76331673
those are "road markings", they can be quite hard to see on dirt roads so you might not have seen any before
>>76331493
>>76331704
it's poo
>>76331673
the zig zag at the side means you can't park there
really need to get my feet sorted lads, got some proper callouses on them and that, need a pedicure but it's a bit gay innit
don't like ukip but nigel farage was honestly quite entertaining as a leader
>>76331734
Well, see, unlike you, we actually have neat roads with straight markings.
How about you tell me what it is before I get angry?
£7,000 pa isn't bad for a 29yo is it?
>>76331513
>>76331732
this is what boomers raised
>see pedestrian crossing
>someone is checking both ways to see if its clear
>better floor it so i beat them across, instead of just slowing down marginally from 30mph to 20mph
>floors it to 50mph, hits pedestrian and sends corpse flying 20 meters, the body slides along the concrete with a toe-curling ripping sound until a fatal thud is heard as the pedestrian's head connects with a kerb, cracking the skull like an raw egg while the spine is nearly severed from the force
>"bbbut he just stepped out infront, i swear i was only doing 20 gov"
>>76331782
fucking poor runt
>>76331665
Jesus lad get your diet in check
just did this
>>76331750
had a laugh at this post
>>76331732
fucking christ
>>76331781
is google broken?
let me check..
nope seems to work just fine
>>76331762
You giving foot jobs to your bf or what?
>>76331732
that sub is like MGTOW
>LOOK AT THE LIFESTYLE I'M NOT LIVING
>>76331732
>endure the worst part of raising your child only to give it away without feeling a single bit of compassion
hmmmm
>>76331782
It's not too bad if you're 12 and do a paper run.
Don't like UKIP or Labour Farage and Corbyn have ended up as the only two party leaders of the past two years who haven't been completely and utterly discredited
>>76330536
>not making a collection of your favorite cartoons, comics, vidiya, movies to give him as his only source of entertainment
>no hiking to make him see the wonders of nature
>not taking him to the tv tower, to the parliament, near a military facility, to a police station, to a factory, etc etc, everything that isn't a museum (because his unimaginative mum will do that)
>not instillating political ideas in a discussion about the latest pokemon or whatever kids are into these days, turning a stupid kiddy conversation into an eye opener
>not providing him with the most varied food, making him discover new recipes everytime
If you want to shape your kid in your image, don't force him into things, just drop some clues and let him follow your path by his own. You can't manage all of this without making him hate you.
>>76331727
wrong
>>76331727
i have a license, but people with no road awareness should not be allowed on the road. this includes people who were 'right' by the book.
>>76331732
people like this should be shot
>>76331782
STATE
>>76331732
must be fake. i've never seen broken english like that on reddit
OGGY OGGY OGGY
>need the cash machine
>no parking
>park right outside it
>rozzer catches me
>"OI OI, YOU GOT A DEATHWISH?"
>flip on hazards
>"AS YOU WERE"
>>76331768
UKIP was nigel farage
they are a nothing party without him
guffawing
>>76331732
alri
>he microwaves his jacket potatoes
The absolute state, they go in the oven or don't go at all
lads my laptop resolution keeps fucking up
>>76331819
filing this one under my ever-growing 'American banter' folder
>>76331845
>but people with no road awareness should not be allowed on the road
good so we agree, since the taxi driver clearly had no road awareness
>>76331867
i think they would've faded away after brexit with or without farage, maybe not as quickly though. brexit was basically UKIP's only real purpose
might clean the bogs in tescos for a living
>>76331907
Pretty good huh?
generally howl at why women cant grasp why men dont want to marry or have kids anymore.
What religion you lot
>>76331910
>>76331929
finally some good posts
>>76331954
*pats your head, spins you around and gives you a light push towards your tub of lego*
sure hun
You know whats so weird?
Imagine the most brutal thing you can think of.
The most brutal and torturous death you can think of
Its probably happened in history before.
In the shed doing my daily 30 mins of cardio on the old exercise bike
Nothing crazy, just try to get around 15k
horticulturing
>>76331574
turn signal was put on after the middle cyclist could view it
>>76331962
anti-islam
>>76331962
don't believe in god
though I like to think that there's an afterlife of sorts
>>76331962
jewish convert
>>76331962
Pagan
>>76331962
MGTOW
>>76331703
https://www.grailed.com/listings/2514971-Patrik-Ervell-FW12-Shirt-Jacket
here lad
>>76331962
paki/middle-eastern
>>76331962
none
genuinely cannot how people can be religious
>>76331962
jungian
>uploads dozens of selfies, statuses, tweets, and videos a day
>never checks his messages or responds to a single comment
What a fucking psycho narcissist
>generally howl at why women cant grasp why men dont want to marry or have kids anymore.
think something is genuinely wrong with my arse
every time i shit it smells like the worst public toilet you could every imagine, the shits themselves aren't the best but the smell is ridiculous
the gf wants me to pretend to be a baby
I'm 24
>>76332055
and why would you think it's a problem with your arse instead of your stomach?
>>76332055
stinky boy
>>76332055
eat more fibre
>>76332079
don't know mate not an arse doctor
>>76332095
sorry x
>>76332102
does that affect smell?
Starting wage £28k but it's in London lads
>>76331962
perennialism
>>76332057
patrician
Just had a sudden realization about how bad my posture really is.
>>76331962
sodomite
>>76332162
Heed this
>>76332133
similar predicament
>materially poorer than my peers
>earn more than them and in a much more prestigious job than them.
I read all your posts in my american accent
>>76332218
how could you be poorer yet earn more
>>76332259
Costs of livng are higher.
rain has arrived
>>76332208
love how the jews have made normies think that anybody that even DARES to question the holohoax are the worst people alive
their mind control knows no end
>>76332274
>>76332259
also too intelligent to spend money on frivolities.
business idea: rorkesheed's van hire
>>76332218
Honestly job prestige is more important to me I think.
Fast progression too obviously.
>>76330939
This
>>76332146
why did he choose the bitch
learn your fucking place ffs stupid cunt
>also too intelligent to spend money on frivolities.
Do not engage with the nonce
I'm more concerned about the extremist right wing than the muslims
which do you like more: gays or pakis?
>>76332371
Then you're an imbecilic cretin
>>76332371
why?
feet
>>76332371
t. paki
>he's here
>he's going on about women again....
>>76332371
rasheed
page 1 bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unCjGjzkWJc
question: it's pretty standard for a womyn to add the chad on FB after banging him
ye?
Behind every mystery of the universe lurks a jewish plot.
>>76332057
Same except I'm 18 months old.
don't like marmite
*gets arrested for inciting hatred*
>>76332462
Sussana Reid would get it RIGHT IN THE RING
>294 post
will I be posting my belters now?
hmm no I think not