/sag/ South Asia General

>>76326268
>Anal is haraam.
Reasons? I thought Islam allowed you to be kinky as fuck as long as you were married

>And pegging comes under Alawat (Deeds of the Nation of Lot)
Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Also, how is it described in the archaic language?

>>76326332
Bit weird that his father is watching so "closely".

NEED to fuck gay paki's boipussy

>>76326332
Designated peeing station

>>76326764
You mind me asking who you are, brah?

>>76326434
There are a lot of restrictions on married sex as well. No swallowing and no anal.

Try to be as modest and secretive about it as possible. Lights off while doing and covers on you.

Anal is haraam because the ass is meant for shitting and not fucking. It is easier to contract AIDs and other STDs from there as well.

The Quran says "And do not approach your wives from behind"

The nation of Lot were the cities of Sodom and Gamorrah. First Lot and his family was asked to flee but his wife returned to the city out of lust and disobedience to Allah and was turned to stone. Then the cities we're pelted with brimstone and fire. Gabriel then descended to the Earth and lifted each City on each one hand and flung them back down.

>>76326906
>Try to be as modest and secretive about it as possible. Lights off while doing and covers on you.
that is so fucking lame

doing a poo

>>76326906
>The Quran says "And do not approach your wives from behind"
kek

>Try to be as modest and secretive about it as possible. Lights off while doing and covers on you.
That's stupid. What if you wife has a big fucking tattoo of Mickey Mouse on her pussy?

>>76327139
getting cucked

>>76327212
It's not a must do.

It's preferred. There are three categories in Islam Halal (Permitted), preferred and Haraam.

Halal is anything besides anal and swallowing within wedlock

Preferred is sex with the lights off and covers on

Haraam is anal and swallowing.

>>76326332
Stop posting this pic
This is disgusting

>>76326858
Maybe he is Anti-India Marxist Sikh.

>>76327336
So sucking is fine only the swallowing is a no no?

>>76326906
Swallowing? Seriously?

>>76327212
it's a /brit/ gimmick, they should be largely compatible here

>>76326906
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bar3GOzDNzg

>>76326858
What do you mean? What kind of question is that?

Oh, come out you black and tans
Come out and fight me like a man
Show your wives how you won medals down in Flanders
Tell them how the IRA made you run like hell away
From the green and lovely lanes in Killashandra


the Irish are so based

>>76327601
That is correct. What do you have against me?

>>76328475
Nothing.

>>76328361
Irish patriotism is based.

death before marxism

>>76326332
Can a Pakistanianon post the pic of that qt paki girl?

>>76328603
Your life is not worth much but we won't mind killing you if you try and resist the revolution.

>>76328777
Marxism doesn't work.

>>76327336
>swallowing
Why tho? What about facials?

>>76327470
S-sorry

>>76328343
kidron da hega tu veere

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>being a soulless commie

MARXISTS WILL BE REMOVED FROM THE PREMISES

>>76328944
>>76328975
It's probably a Pajeet trying to bait people by larping as a Sikh

>>76329017
Yeah. As commies despise religion, how can someone be a Marxist and Sikh at the same time.

>>76327652
Yes, within wedlock
>>76328315
That's the Bible version with a lot wie d details added for comedic puposes
>>76328898
Permitted but it's messy

>>76329151
What's wrong with swallowing though?

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>>76328944

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>>76328604
This one?

>>76329252
Nah. It was an amateur selfie afaik

>>76329252
No, thanks. You can tell she's rather hairy in the wrong places.

>>76329222
>Picture of (((Marx))) with his Mass Murderer followers.

>>76329279
I know which one you're talking about, but can't be arsed, sorry.

>>76329174
Semen is Najs (impure) and Haraam like pork. This is why on has to perform ghusl (Purification, full body bath) after ejaculating. So it is also haraam to consume it. One can spit it out but it's better you don't take the risk.

>>76329362
>This is why on has to perform ghusl (Purification, full body bath) after ejaculating.
What stupidity. This must be a special hell for people on honeymoon

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>>76329279
This one?

I'd like to request pictures of cute desi girls with big tiddies please

>>76329407
>implying I would peddle Punjabi qts just so that some guy sitting in UK can fap to them
Not gonna happen, mate

>>76329399
>Not taking a shower after sex

No wonder you guys smell funny. I think you're confused, ghusl is performed to be pure again so you can pray, read the Quran etc.

>>76329252
>this
>qt

>>76329509
Based paki, you're the one who had a crush on her. You're not fooling anyone.

>>76329538
Not based paki. And fuck that 13 year old unfunny cunt

>>76329400
No

>>76329509
>>76329538
She isn't even good enough to wipe Fatima Bhutto's ass

Also, Hina Rabbani Khar
She is right mix of grace and dominance in the way only Jattis are

>>76329555
Yea, for the people sucking dick, I haven't yet seen anything funny come out of his posts

>>76329335
>>76329610
Okay, fuck it, I'll get it for you, Hans, even if I have to go through a bunch of threads. A Jatt doesn't scrimp on hospitality

>>76329621
*for all the people sucking his

>>76326597
that was the final, nuclear option and he's scared as shit that the pee will get everywhere and he's using all of his focus not to have a mishap

>>76329488
>implying you wouldn't

>>76329694
Thank you my friend

>>76329829
Nah, brah, we treasure our qts too much to do something like that

Have a dopeass song instead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEU-LZiZIV4

>>76329969
this one is superior tbqh

https://youtu.be/8IjrZRjN53M

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>>76330624
'NOTHER ONE (1)

https://youtu.be/GVhmynWOPoM

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>>76330624
What's wrong with you?

Here have something actually good, also take a look at the OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub1KYohsRzU

>>76329946
Here you go mate

>>76330844
This is acceptable. Where you from, brah?

>>76330931
>Where you from, brah?
to be concise, i'm a madrassi as Sardara would say. i just like to post these songs ironically tbqh

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Greetings Abdools, kike worshippers, khalistani bhadwo, commies.

>>76331042
Every general needs one chuttad, I suppose

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>>76331014
>Sardara
I miss those guys, even the shitposting Canadian Sikhbros

Now we have to share space with Pajeets like this one >>76331042

Maybe it's time I left too...

>>76331099
>responding to Pajeets

>>76331099
Guru angrejdevji da lund choos bhindranwale di tatti

>>76330624
>>76329969
This one is superior:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMGsKCki4VQ

>>76331172
>>76331042
Emperor Poojesh is here.

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>>76331133
>>76331323

>>76331323
When will you stop taking the bait?

>>76331233
That's classical stuff you listen to impress people. Here's some real shit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzTg4zPBtDU

https://www.indiachan.com/boards/india/thread/31285/

Why is indiachan so cancerous.

>>76330931
Yes thats the pic. Thank you bery much m8

>>76331961
>indiachan
That should tell you everything. Anyway, is that where all these new retards are coming from?

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>>76332078
No, problem boi. A Jatt always come through and all that shizzle

>>76332174
*comes

>>76332174
Cant grow a mustache kek

>>76332342
Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

Anyway is there a Paki equivalent of whatever this shithole is >>76331961?

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So this is where the smell was coming from

>>76332487
I hope not. And even if there is one, I dont wanna know about it.

What do Pakis think of Sikhs? I guess middle class guys don't give a shit but was is the general perception towards Sikhs as compared to, say, Ahmaddiyas or Hindus

>>76332555
Trips tell the truth

>>76332501
Oi, tell me something cool about the Pak army. What does your dad do?

What do you guys think of the Indian army?

Is the Pak army dominated by Jatts like how the Indian army is?

>>76332663
My dad is in the engineering corps and he's retireing this year. Pak army is majority punjabis but they tall as fugg, like 5'10 is average. Not much hostility from officers towards indian army, they respect the strength of it and gurkhas. Their children are the problem, suffering from cancerous patratism and superiority complex

>>76330931
>>76332078


>Volcom cap

is that what is interesting about her? i don't see anything else tbqh

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Alright and who's responsible for this cringe fest?

>>76332852
>and gurkhas
Elaborate

>cancerous patratism and superiority complex
Indians are the same way. Somehow I feel that Pakis are more amicable though. Indians, especially on social media and news seem to be full of vitriol for Pakistan (and by extension Muslims).

A dead soldier's daughter got rape and death threats for saying that she didn't blame Pakistan for her father's death but the war between the two states. That should tell you all about how people feel here.

>>76332912
/soc/?

>>76333094
>gurkhas
Your special forces, we have discovery india, there are documentaries about indians army and gurkha and how they are trained

>/soc/
No, /int/

Fucking paki stop making cringey threads you madarchod

this >>76333240

nakh to already kat gayi hai humlogo ke, thoda tho sharafath dikhao thread banane meh?

>>76333209
What the fuck is this thread even supposed to be about?
>>76332454
>>76332454
>ended up bumping it anyway
Fuck

>>76333240
>madarchod
Aren't you the Afghanbrah?

>>76333510
>nakh to already kat gayi hai humlogo ke, thoda tho sharafath dikhao thread banane meh?
You better be the madrassi, with that shitty grammar

>>76333549
>You better be the madrassi, with that shitty grammar
PLS CORRECT

>>76333604
>nakh to already kat gayi hai humlogo ke, thoda tho sharafath dikhao thread banane meh?
naak toh already katt gayi hai hum logon ki, /thodi/ toh sharafath dikhao inhein banane meh

You're from Tamil nadu, yea?

>>76333725
>TN
nah, MH

>>76333771
>MH
That's madrassi enough for us Punjabis

>>76333094
Indians didn't threaten her, twitter did, bhejakhalistani.

>>76333826
ya, I figured, like Sardara would say. i don't take offense to it though, madrassis are among the majority in when it comes to fighting the good fight for India

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>>76333826

>>76333999
>madrassis are among the majority in when it comes to fighting the good fight for India
Trips confirm

But yea, South Indians are kinda fucking over RSS-BJP's plans to enforce Hindi and Sanskrit everywhere

Why do Muslims say Dinia instead of nia?

>>76333999
This pig is an unemployed khalistani pig who keeps posting shit all day long. Don't treat him as human.

>>76334076
>>76334152

>RSS-BJP's plans to enforce Hindi and Sanskrit everywhere

when will we have a period of level heads in the ruling class?

fucking corrupt politicians and gullible people everywhere

>>76334269
>when will we have a period of level heads in the ruling class?
Doubt it will happen in the near future. There is no better alternative just options that are less bad.

In my opinion, politicians of any country reflect the society they come from. Politicians are scummy, liars and bigots in India because that's what Indians are as a whole.

We'll get better rulers when Indian society evolves which is unlikely to happen any time soon.

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reminder afghans are white

>>76334404
>In my opinion, politicians of any country reflect the society they come from.
isn't that something what Obama had said? in any case I, sadly, agree. but i hope to be proven wrong.

>>76334622
>isn't that something what Obama had said?
Donno lol

>>76334482
You are more pink than white, brah

>>76333549
Yes but I always curse in Indian even in real life

>>76334800
Where did you learn that stuff?

Also, tell me some cuss words in Dari/Pashto

>>76334699
well, this is the direct quote. i think people underestimate him a lot. the brother has a lot of good stuff to say imo

>>People have a tendency to blame politicians when things don't work, but as I always tell people, you get the politicians you deserve,” Obama said, to loud applause. “And if you don't vote and you don't pay attention, you'll get policies that don't reflect your interest.”

>>76334875
One of my close mates is Punjabi

Anyways in Dari here are some though I barely use them

>mordagow (pimp, but literally "dead cow")
>kusmadar (mothercunt)
>faysha (whore)
>bacha be reesh (faggot, but literally "boy without beard")

But I dont know many because I never hang out with afghans and my parents rarely curse

>>76334880
Well it makes sense. Democracy is mob rule, which is why it doesn't work in countries like India where the majority of people are uneducated and backward.

>>76335036
I understand all of these lol
Any context for mordagow?

>>76334880
Based

>>76335082
You're confusing democracy with majoritarianism, boy

>>76335036
Huh, you can see some similarities with Hindi in these cuss words.
morda = dead, gow = cow
faysha = veshya in hindi
'madar' is used in 'madarchod'

>>76335193
>>76335187
lots of wordsin hindi are from persian, dari specifically

>>76335261
Of course, even more so in Punjabi

>>76335261
Of course. Afghanistan and India have had a lot of cultural exchange since ages. It all ended after colonisation of India and all the foreign intervention in Afghanistan.
We used to have a lot of interaction with SEA nations too, but it also ended after the British came.

>>76335296
plus they share the same origin I think so some words will be similar like how they are between sanskrit and euro languages

>>76328898
Ambarsar district. Pure majha Jatt blood. Don't talk to me if you sympathise with RSS or North Indian Brahmin-Baniya-Khatri nexus.

>>76334482
Which tribe? Afridis are the whitest iirc

>>76335377
>>76335377
Punjabi ch galbadd karan aundi ae ke nexus-pexus hi bolu?

>>76335575
Its pretty obvious that the northern most are going to be the fairest

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>>76335575
What's his tribe? He totally looks like an Afghan.

>>76334127

>>76335639
No it depends on the tribe and hot weather doesn't make you any less white, if you're white you dont tan

White=race
Fair=skin tone

>>76335675
Khan

>>76335575
I'm pashtun/tajik

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>>76335787
But all Khans don't look like Afghans. Is it because of race/tribe mixing?

>>76335925
is this guy related to shah rukh khan or something, afghans really like shah rukh khan simply because his dad or grandpa was from afghanistan kek

>>76335036
>bacha be reesh (faggot, but literally "boy without beard")

Russians were right after all
https://themoscowtimes.com/news/religious-leaders-in-russia-want-men-to-stop-shaving-to-protect-themselves-from-homosexuality-58213

>>76335925
>deep set eyes
>long bridge nose
>sharp jawline
That's a white man

>>76336018
He is brown not white, he isn't a snowman

>>76335187
I have no clue, I also have wondered how "dead cow" became "pimp".

>>76335967
>afghans really like shah rukh khan simply because his dad or grandpa was from afghanistan kek
Why are Afghans so tribal?

>>76335967
>his dad or grandpa was from afghanistan
Just did a quick google search and he has Indian ancestry for the previous three generations. Perhaps you are talking about some other actor.

>>76336051
Do I really need to put the /s you autist?

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Has /sag/ ever kissed a girl?

>>76336229
SRK uses Khan from Khan Bahadur.

A title given to Loyal servants of the Empire.

>>76337132
multiple
you literally have to be either ugly or super autistic to no be able to (in canada/america)

>>76337207
>A title given to Loyal servants of the Empire.
Were Rajput Khan's too? They were being payed by Babur as mercenaries from the beginning and formed a large part of the native nobility after.

>>76337208
Australia too desu.
>you literally have to be either ugly
Doesn't really matter ime. It's more about personality.

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>>76337208
Swatis confirmed for true pashtuns

>ISIS destroyed the mosque of Nur ad Din, the killer of Crusaders

Honestly just kill ALL arabs

>>76337132

no :^(

>>76338111
>destroyed the mosque of an irrelevant literally who who existed 1000 years ago

good
the sooner muzzies get over their antiquated meme conquerors, the better

>>76326906

>>76326961

>Try to be as modest and secretive about it as possible. Lights off while doing and covers on you.


Not true


>The Quran says "And do not approach your wives from behind"


Not true, link the verse if you want to be taken seriously.


Anal sex and swallow being considered haram is true for most scholars.

Hello everyone.

Sup?

>>76330931
>>76332174
Do you eventually know who this is?

>>76341805
Nvm found it myself

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>>76344158

>>76338111
WTFFFF
Why blow up the mosque of a legendary ghazi mujahid who fought christcuck crusaders in the 12th century. Im getting sick and tired of these fuckers.

>>76344217
But I want this thread to be alive
;_;

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literally can't make this shit up

>>76346194
Seeing all these teenagers on tinder makes me feel old

>>76346320
how old are you bro

>>76346360
21

>>76326332
Indians should not be allowed to make threads, thats a fking disgusting pic op.

>>76348923
When a foreigner uses these pics, people flood their threads.
When an Indian uses it,
>That's a disgusting pic OP.

>>76348970
Yea those are usually shitpost/bants threads while this a general comprised mainly of indians, so it just reinforces the stereotype of indians being disgusting motherfukers

#PrayForMe

If I score a 55% or higher I will in all likeliness finally get my BSc. Three hours remaining..

>>76349044
too bad Indians are people with very low self-esteem.

>Indians will stick to any label a white man sticks him with.

>>76349076
>I'm atheist pls pray for me
Sad!
But, I'll pray for you anyway

>>76349076
#JeSuisFrancais

>>76349314
If Allah grants me an easy exam then I will unironically become religious

If my exam is tough however I will take it as the definitive proof that God doesn't exist

>>76349368
>undergrad science
>hard
? chi migi

>>76349400
>he's doing science because his family persisted.

>>76349400
>coming from what is in all likeliness a high schooler

wew
ewe
wew

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>>76349368

>>76349418
I'm 24

>>76329252
>pakistani
>not wearing a garbage bag
Yeah right. She'd be stoned. Although Benazir Bhutto wore her hijab just right. Sexy woman.

>>76349434
>24-year old high schooler

wew
ewe
wew

>>76349442
high school was lit af I wish I could go back desu

what are you planning to do after your bsc? in canada/america science degrees are pretty worthless unless you get a masters/phd

>>76349368
>athiest placing conditions on God
Be content with what u have and who u were chosen to be, u could have easily been a hungry african or even worse.... indian.

>>76349400
you need a high GPA in science because you're most likely going to go into grad school right after, making it hard

>>76349509
My point was undergrad science isn't hard at all (bio, biochem, chem, organic chem at least) dunno about upper level physics classes since i never had to take them

>need high gpa in science for grad
not really, most good grad schools here require a B+ to A- or a 3.3 - 3.7 out of a 4.0

med school/dental is a different story however

>>76349489
>or even worse.... indian.
b..but he's an afghani.

>>76349532
india/being born an indian/paki is objectively one of the worst possible outcomes t b h unless you're a west asian looking indian at the very least from a wealthy family

>>76349531
im not in science, but from the stories my science friends told me, physics was hard.

funnily enough, i think an upwards of 200 engineering students failed the first year chemistry course

>>76349572
o
yeah lots of people fail, it was interesting to see all the premeds I knew from first year giving up on the med school dream by 4th year

>>76349532
Meh they look middle eastern and blend in to a degree, indians nah man

>>76349611
this
feels good
>poos will always be labelled as poo
>poo looking lebanese guy I knew always got assmad when people thought he was a paki
kek good times

>>76349611
an afghan would exchange his entire stash of hash and his personal bacha sex slave for an indian passport

>>76349651
if they're from afghanistan ye

THIS GENERAL STINKS LIKE CURRY AND STREET POO

>>76349635
>>poos will always be labelled as poo
not after 2030.

>>76349546
>t. Hazara Subhuman.
You are not allowed here.

>>76349671
>implying afghan refugees in the West wouldn't

once india becomes a rising shining superpower, they'll drop the pretenses of being pure aryans and start aping street shitters

>>76349572
>physics was hard.
>t. Brainlet

>>76349676
it should.

>>76349703
> from the stories my science friends told me,

also
>indian

what do you know about physics apart from the finding the acceleration of a gomutra-powered vedic vimana?

>>76349611
But Afghans live in a Barbaric shithole where they can die any moment.

>>76349693
I'm the pashtun/tajik med student kek

>>76349691
>>76349701
2030 can't come soon enough

>>76349651
Too bad pakistan is already flooding the market with gay shit as confirmed by this general.
>>76349691
>india
>superpower
>eternally poo
Build some sanitation systems first mate then i may reconsider

>>76349572
First semester of General Physics isn't too bad. The 2nd semester is a lot more difficult

>first year chemistry course
Is this an advanced Chem course or something
General Chemistry isn't that difficult. And that math used in it is incredibly easy

>>76349724
The very fact you didn't took science means you are a Brainlet subhuman.

>>76349735
his point was being born a different ethnic group in the west probably

the only downside to being from an afghan family is the religious conservatism

>>76349741
Pahtun/tajik are Subhumans too

>>76349770
a science degree in canada is literally worthless, I did one, if I didn't get into med school I'd literally be a neet or wagecucking in a lab as a grad student for 10 bucks an hour

engineering/finance are much better paths

>>76349780
big words for somebody who'd beg me to let his sister suck my cock irl if you saw me desu

>>76349691
>poos superpower by 2030
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

*breathes in*

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>>76349761
it wasn't kek

it was 60% review from highschool. the final was also ridiculously easy

>>76349770
i like DOING not pretentious meme shitposting in a lab

>>76349742
>pakis
>gay

only pashtuns. there might be a few malfunctioning panjabis but inshallah, they'll be purged

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>>76349784
>tfw dual Biology and Anthropology major

>>76349818
calm down Abdul.

you can still keep your bacha sex slaves. We won't intervene like the US.

>>76349825
I hope you're planning to go into med/pharmacy/masters.

I was honestly disgusted by how easy it is to get into medschool in america relative to ontario canada

Did India have any kind of ancient civilization? Have they contributed anything to the world at all? Genuine questions. Also, what % of your population are gypsies (or live like gypsies)?

>>76349848
Eh, I'm honestly conflicted about Med School. Part of me wants to do it and part of me doesn't. I'm definitley going for an MPH though

>>76349918
how bad do you want it? why do you want it? money? do you enjoy helping people?

if you want it for money or prestige, you'll be miserable

>>76349735
Thats alright, builds some character in comparison to a country on its way to becoming '''''muh superpower''' in a decade while still having shit smelling and shit covered roads and infrastructure.
I worry about the future of Asia.

>>76349780
Objectively 100000 times better than being indian.

>>76349820
Theres a literal gay paki in this thread, dont if hes pashtun but he confirmed it that pakistan is mad gay

>>76349480
Master degree in statistics

Tired of physics and there are a lot of jobs in stats. Plus I like it.

Heard tajik girls give good head

>>76349926
Doctor will be robot operator in 10 years

Do Bangladeshis wear garbage bags? Or are you guys a bit more developed than that?

>>76349950
that's a decent plan, khub kadi bachem

sciences are shit

>>76349952
genuine retard if you believe this

I will never let a non-wh*te girl touch my dick

Only da bes deserve dis dih

>>76349952
unironically hope this happens

i've been misdiagnosed and tossed around by multiple doctors for a current medical issue i've had and still don't know what's wrong with me because my appointment is scheduled for november

fuck doctors

>>76349926
Not that focused on money. More on prestige and social pressures. I do enjoy helping people. If I did go I was thinking I could do a dual degree in MD/MPH specializing on infectious disease and epidemiology.

>>76349810
I have not done anything so wrong to deserve to meet a Tajik ever in my life.

>>76350015
>More on prestige and social pressures
don't go into medicine then, you have to want it really bad, if you can see yourself doing anything else, don't do medicine

>>76350008
lel what issue

>>76350008
and fuck drumpf

and fuck modfdi too

>>76349974
Back when I was a kid in the early 2000's I rarely saw it. Granted I lived in the cities but even in the rural areas it was an uncommon sight. Since the last time I visited in 2015 over the summer I found it much more often.

Pretty scary desu

Only person that wore it in my family was my aunt who was forced to by her bastard half Bih*ri husband

>>76349900
>> /pol/

>>76350045
chronic inflamed throat

no, it's not strep throat

>>76350072
probably has to do with the head you give me daily

wont push it so far down your throat anymore sweetie xx

>>76350019
Come on, from an objective standpoint, your average indian isn't too good looking, being anything is better than indian mang (unless of course you're from the 1% of indians that are 1. not indian looking and 2. rich)
>>76350072
and ENT specialists haven't been able to find out?

>>76350106
If we're purely talking aesthetics, Id rather be an indian than a native american, a black or a south east asian

thats already like 2 billion people the indians surpass in looks

>>76350133
>If we're purely talking aesthetics, Id rather be an indian than a native american, a black or a south east asian
You're right actually. I wonder how prevalent bollywood tier indians are t b h, most indians I meet literally have designated faces, knew one indian girl who literally looked like a girl from those aryan videos though

>>76350106
i've been referred to one but i have to wait until november

>>76350045
Figures.
I'll still have all the recommendations done for Med School by the time I graduate though. I might just stick to the MPH.

>>76349611
>Meh they look middle eastern and blend in to a degree
You wish Ahmed.

>>76350165
>janitu ya manina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGBZy3Czf9k this shit?


also, no. Algerian cucks are not welcome.

>>76349546
>unless you're a west asian looking indian
What's a West Asian Indian?

>>76349611
>>76350173
>being middle eastern is any consolation.
>mfw

Yes indians are ugly but they're still our friends so dont bully pls


Not everyone is as handsome as us

>>76350213
>What's a West Asian Indian?
he implies a paki.

>>76350165
>triggers pajeets and Afghans in a Zimbabwe vs Afghanistan
why would Indians be assblasted in a match in which indians aren't playing.

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>>76350133
>>76350163
>a black
East Africans tend to look pretty good imo.

>>76350165
eh, ok as long as there's no Moroccans

>>76350170
gl, wait times for specialists suck

>>76350171
how's your gpa? I'd even be willing to bullshit you a letter of rec if you needed one. desu if I could go back in time, I would have went for software engineering and been chilling now

>>76350213
I meant west asianish phenotype, think bollywood indians, they don't look like typical indians

>>76350224
His point is that certain nonwhites often look 'white' enough that they simply blend in (if they're not obviously muslims (i.e. dressing in muslim clothing in public)); white people, when focusing on nonwhites will focus a lot more on asians and pajeets rather than the in betweens.

>>76350251
imo bollywood indians like hrithik roshan are probably some of the most aesthetic humans irl

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>>76350260
Like this guy?

>>76350251
But there's no one type of Indian

>>76350294
no, he just looks like the alpha of the pajeet social groups/cliques here

My punjabi friend is aesthetic af tho

Would fugg him if I were a woman

>>76350165
We already have Tajik Subhumans. We don't want Berbers.

>>76350306
I honestly can't differentiate between indians unless they're extreme examples of north indian and south indian, take a turban off most sikhs and I'd think they're indian

>>76350323
Kys

>>76350288
>His point is that certain nonwhites often look 'white' enough that they simply blend in
That's not even remotely true. I've met all kinds of lebs from sand niggers to literal aryan types (blond hair blue eyes) but all the Afghans I know either look like sand niggers or pajeets.
Also it's pretty easy to spot a white Middle Easterner from a local here. Probably not the same in America tho.

>>76350173
t.bogan

>>76350213
Desired phenotype amongst indians is lighter skin

>>76350224
>being dravidian looking pajeet
Id take middle eastern looks over that any day

>>76350351
most people aren't autistic irl about race

>>76350260
Normies in India like Afghanistan.

>>76350288
3.6
>willing to bullshit you a letter of rec if you needed one.
Thanks for the offer, but that's too much. That part I have pretty well covered.

> I would have went for software engineering and been chilling now
I heard that was a meme but it's better than struggling in a Canadian med school I suppose

>>76350370
It's not about being autistic. It's about something being 'off'.
>>76350368
>calls me a bogan while living on my land
hmm
ungrateful fuck

>>76350328
Yes, I do see very dark people here in the north too. And besides them, there are also Northeast Indians.

>>76350419
Sorry sweetie but whites not allowed ITT

we HATE whites here..

>>76350379
:3

Seriously though indian rankings:

Kashmiri sikhs > other sikhs > parsis/jains > atheist hindus > s*nni muslim indians >>>>> christian indians (they are massive cucks unless they're the og syriac christians) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> unironic hindus

>>76350419
Kek i love u aussies but this general is just too easy to shitpost on.

>>76350407
It's not a meme, my brother did it and he makes enough that he literally just paid my tuition for me rather than me getting a loan (he thinks loans/interest are haram KEK)

don't mind indians in real life

HATE them on 4chan

>>76350438
trust a snake before a jew and a jew before a muslim

but NEVER trust a sikh

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>>76350307
He seems like a typical Indian bollywood star to me desu

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>>76350462
indians at the end of the day are our brothers vs whitey

>>76350461
>my brother did it and he makes enough that he literally just paid my tuition for me rather than me getting a loan (he thinks loans/interest are haram KEK)
That's pretty fucking based. Isn't your medical tuition pretty cheap though? Especially compared to America.

>>76350205
Beautiful song. mom sing it better you can say she had much more training.
>>76350260
Idk mate they came to shit on Afghanistan also it was hosted on an indian channel it all went to shit when i started race baiting and praising zion and america to trigger afghans
>>76350277
Pls merge with /mena/
We will called it /smegna/ /smagma/ /smegma/ whatever we will get along with /cum/ and /fug/

>>76350379
.. and n33ts like Pakistan.

and get beaten up by crowds.

>>76350464
why not

the only untrustworthy indian peoples are punjabi pakis

most if not all indians are 100% trustworthy

>>76350514
20-25k canadian a year it's literally nothing compared to the retarded prices of 50k-80k usd/year in america

>>76350436
>we HATE whites here..
unless, it's a womyn ofcourse.

>>76349900
>Also, what % of your population are gypsies (or live like gypsies)?
15%

>>76350468
>>76350307
He's pashtun lol

>>76350328
I'll cut you faggot. Sikhs are nothing like Pajeets

>>76350464
Oi, you better watch that whore mouth of yours

>>76350464
>a jew before a muslim

If you understand Arabic, then
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0WCJcLo9_Ys

>>76350528
>Listening to Bollywood shit
Come on, brah

>>76350323
you have LITERALLY WHO ??

>>76350562
he's like 25% pashtun at most, his grandfather was I think

jusreign is literally bro tier, do you watch him?

>>76350581
What is wrong with it ?? I liked the dance too.

>>76350562
>He's pashtun lol
That's what I meant lol.
Barring lebs, most middle easterners barely pass as white

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>>76350562
pic related.

>15 %
did you just shat that number up?

>>76350623
t. leb
The argument wasn't passing for white, it was basically not passing for any of the other big categories (pajeet, asian, black, muslim) which puts you in an in between in the eyes of most normies

>>76350605
>>76350581 is just a self-hating Indian, don't mind him.

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>>76350528
>We will called it /smegna/ /smagma/ /smegma/ whatever we will get along with /cum/ and /fug/
That's sounds like the most autistic general ever made

>>76350542
>0-25k canadian a year it's literally nothing compared to the retarded prices of 50k-80k usd/year in america
That's like the price of a general master's degree program here man what the fuck

>>76350656
Tuition fees in america are ridiculous, a dentist who studied in washington came once to give a lecture saying how you could always go to america if you don't get into schools in canada, he ended up saying he was almost 500k usd in debt after dental school but that it was worth it to him

how the fuck do people even take out such retarded loans

>>76350623
Yeah middle eastern looks does not always=/= white
Its just bants for the indians who have inferiority complex

how many of you is stealing wifi from windows tech support ??

>>76350652
>it was basically not passing for any of the other big categories (pajeet, asian, black, muslim) which puts you in an in between in the eyes of most normies
That's pretty much muslim/arab here lol. And I'm referring to >>76350173

>>76350654
Ok i like to give attention to everyone who knows i might change my mind and hate on bollywood someday

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>>76350702
mfw I beat up a moroccan and an iraqi in middle school with an algerian bro, classic 2v2 behind the skating rink where the teachers can't see

>>76350690
I'm curious to how people responded to that lecture

>how the fuck do people even take out such retarded loans
Dis is the brize of freedom :DDDD

>>76350656
/Mena/ has the autism but lacks the numbers since the regulars left we can compensate the activity by merging with you

>>76350591
Not really, nah.

>>76350654
>self-hating Indian
>implying I identify with Pajeets
>implying you have to like dog shit music to not be considered self-hating
It's okay, brah, no need to be insecure about your tastes. Millions of people listen to Bieber too.

>>76350605
Too trashy for me. There's a god way to do pop, and that's not it. Here have some patrician Punjabi pop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwKVmCKKa7M

>>76350758
Are there any white people in Canada?

>>76350796
>no need to be insecure about your tastes
>a poopjabi talking about tastes
a quick glance at your pop shit is enough to dispel any doubts..

>>76350758
That's nice of you you did a good job educating morrocan swines now they are men
Bullying is def a good thing and should be mandated by schools worldwide

>>76350795
Should merge /mena/, /afr/, /sag/, and /carib/ into the finest general known to /int/

>>76350824
>Poojesh street shitter calling a Punjabi a Poo.

>>76350824
Why does the rest of the country listen to it though? Fuck we taking over Bollywood shit even. Feels good.

You guys would have stopped drinking cow piss and pooping in the streets if you listened to more Punjabi music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub1KYohsRzU

>>76350780
The lecture was part of those premed society things where they get guest lecturers to come in and speak about their careers. If you don't have basically a 3.8+ gpa then your application is automatically trashed here (in ontario at least). People responded well to that lecture for that reason basically. A lot of people here go to ireland/australia and america for med/dentistry and even optometry I think. TONS of canadians go abroad for schooling in those fields, I would have too. America >>> Canada

>>76350837
it wasn't bullying, the algerian was my neighbor for like 5 years, I'd always walk to school with him and shit, the 2 moroccans basically kept calling him shit at soccer (he was good tho) and because we were all grade 7 we were legit retarded so we fought

>mfw I once made a mom joke to a grade 8 black kid, he was gonna beat the shit outta me (was grade 6) but some indian guy intervened and told him to chill out
ty guys

>>76350796
Redpill me on punjab where do they live ?? Are they the Nice looking light skinned once you see on tv ?? Also why are old cunts soooo involced in mariages that are none of their businesses ??

>>76350890
morocan/iraqi i meant

>>76350884
please don't link anymore of your music in that retarded language of yours..

>this script autoruns YT videos

>>76350890
>If you don't have basically a 3.8+ gpa then your application is automatically trashed here (in ontario at least).
Damn, and to think I once was legit considering going to Canada for Med school because it was cheaper too

>>76350890
a better love story than twighlight lol you still in touch with him ?? no homo tho.
>>76350838
Brilliant!
Third world general is where the autism at no general would ever compete with the degree of inbredding we have

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>>76350904
>Punjab
That is the only region in province in India, other than Kashmir, where you got aesthetic people. Jatts have the highest average height and form the back of the Indian army. (Hindu and Sikh Jatts are like 2% of the population but form 25% of the army)
Pic related, a Jatt
>>76350922
Damn, why don't you share some music from whatever region you come from so I can hear some good music then?

>>76351010
>form 25% of the army
Err, meant army officers

>>76350971
have you looked into DO schools? with a 3.6 you're practically guaranteed in to most midtier DO schools, look into it if you're aiming to be a family physician/gp

>>76350976
yea, ofc he is a true bro

>>76338111
Mental warfare. They are trying to wipe out history of the middle east so that the people are left with no identity other than being a muslim. It will be easier to control them once this happens.

>>76351048
>DO
Nah fuck that man. I'd rather get an MD rather than get a degree for MD rejects

>>76351010
So i was right they are the once on tv. Did you race mix with whites also what does the red dot means is it just for married people ??
>>76351048
Silly question Are you two religious or gave up to the western degeneracy ??

>>76351010
>Hindu and Sikh Jatts are like 2% of the population but form 25% of the army)
cannon fodder, eh?

>>76351010
>That is the only region in province in India, other than Kashmir, where you got aesthetic people
Why are Indians so self hating?

>>76351130
?
that logic and view is ass backwards, you get the same degree/authority, the only downside is it's harder to get into specialties like dermatology/etc. with a do, an MD/DO are both equal on paper and training and salary

>>76351157
I used to be religious then just stopped believing (my parents always made me read quran/pray and shit rather than being relaxed about it), I've falled to degeneracy 100% though. His family isn't too religious, he still says he is muslim even though he drinks/has girlfriend etc.

>>76351165
Jatts and Rajputs have got a bit of Superiority complex.

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>>76350890
>mfw I once made a mom joke to a grade 8 black kid, he was gonna beat the shit outta me
Why can't Afghans fight? Blacks are beta as fuck.

>>76351191
Athiest or agnostic?
Its never too late to come back brother.

>>76351220
that black guy in particular was from fucking liberia bro, was huge as fuck for a grade 8, I was literally shook, if I was the same grade I'd have fought him (probably lost, the guy is a beast), all my fights were in middle school because our school was immigrant central, legit animals even the whites/asians

>>76351249
lol
I don't care about religion, if god exists, if he's just, he'll let 'good' people go to heaven send 'bad' people go to hell (even then, how can a god condemn bad people who commit evil acts because they're mentally ill to hell?)

>>76351165
>Why are Indians so self hating?
>Sikhs
>same as Indians
Fuck off

>>76351157
>the red dot means is it just for married people ??

>>76351161
We also tend to beat the shit out of people who talk smack about us

>>76329135
It works someone. Half the population in Kerala would call themselves communist yet they personally practise religion.

>>76351278
>beat the shit out of people who talk smack about us
probably that's why Sikhs are THE center of all jokes.. and that's why they are so butthurt.

http://indianexpress.com/article/india/india-news-india/santa-banta-jokes-under-supreme-court-scanner/

>>76351330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75Q0WLMFKSY

>>76351302
>Kerala would call themselves communist yet they personally practise religion.
no they don't. The commies don't associate themselves to any religion. Voting for communist parties doesn't necessarily make one a commie.

>>76351191
Tell him to stop it and if he dosent do it beat him up
Tell him to shave his head and lift weights to become the true soldier of Allah
and if he dosent do it beat him up
Tell him to dump his girlfriend and stone her to death replacing her with a much purer virgin goat or sheep of his liking
and if he dosent do it beat him up
Tell him to change his name for abdullah like real alpha lion if the caliphat
and if he dosent do it beat him up
Tell him to stop his faggy drinking habits and drink the camel piss instead to make fast gains grow long dick and fight sheytanic disease if the heart that is nifaq
and if he dosent do it beat him up

>>76333094
Everything has some section of the population opposing it. And its even more clearer here with our huge ass population. Whats your point?

>>76351345
>getting butthurt about banter
topkek

also, dosanjh can eat dosa

>>76351278
??

>>76334076
Only a small vitriol section of south Indians. I see no problem with encouraging Hindi as a common language as long as its less prioritized compared to the state's native language.

>>76351191
>MD/DO are both equal on paper and training and salary
Then why would it be harder to get into specialties then? Why would the standards in schools be lower?

>>76351274
Its not for us to decide or know who will go to heaven or to hell, only god would know out of his wisdom.