Antitheism edition
>>76325105
First move out of your mom's basement
Anyone go from being an atheist to religious?
>>76325105
RIP
GET HIM JANNY
>>76325162
He cannot "rest" as he is dead, you grotesque ape
>>76325157
Or just believing in god? not necessarily "religious"
>>76325157
went from hardline atheist to not hardline christian, but don't go to church or anything
smoking a doobski as i type this
rate?
good thread
hitchens was a neocon twat though
>>76325196
good lad
>>76325148
Rorke Jr.
>>76325196
Pics
>>76325105
he wasn't an anti-theist tbf, there was a documentary on him and he said 'if i could push a button and erase all religion from existence, i wouldn't do it'
also
>get NBN
>internet is just as slow as before
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes
>>76325203
big black coke
religion of peace anyone?
>>76325203
>carbonated estrogen drink
hmmm gonna have to give this one a 0/10
>2017
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?
>b-but it kills you
And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?
>it's addicting!!!
It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation
>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!
Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel
about time i got round to committing suicide i reckon
RACIAL
so...
>>76325257
good post
>>76325268
smokers should be shot
>>76325272
farewell old friend
>>76325272
what's the rush?
>>76325268
this
>>76325272
Haha cya
>>76325268
smoked for 6 years, quit because i realised it's an idiot tax, and it's trashy
>smokers should be shot
Anyone in that situation where people don't talk to you unless you message them first
>>76325272
good lad
>34c in Heathrow
crawling in my skin
Cock and bollocks smell like a rotting carcass, same story in my folds I keep wiping my finger under my stomach and smelling it
>>76325308
same except 8 years
I don't begrudge anyone else doing it, brings in good money for dem programs
>>76325287
not your friend
hmmm
Smoking is for degenerates.
should be legal to punch smokers in public
do it in your home if you have to do it, you disgusting cunts
>>76325321
this would be an excellent female comedian bit if not for the cock and bollocks part
>>76325313
Story of my life
>>76325313
>anyone in that situation where people would prefer not to talk to me because I'm a runt but begrudgingly respond to my inane messages out of pity
hmmm no can't say that I am lad
Best friends for life, still ride or die just no more fucking
>>76325332
Bad picture
Doesn't include how he accurately predicted 1 and 2
just did a very spicy poo
clenching a baby wipe with my bum cheeks to quell the ring sting
feels VERY nice
>>76325342
HATE walking behind one
Smells like absolute shit
>>76325342
Thankfully I rarely see people smoke nowaday
>>76325342
Agreed. Hate the fact that cafes have oudoor sitting right at the front door which allows all the smoking mongs to gather there and shit up the entrance with their cancer
>>76325373
dont worry bro
its all fake bro haha
>>76325105
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Mother_Teresa
he's not anti-theist, he uncovered the bullshit of religious groups
love wogs
hate anglo-saxons
simple as
>>76325203
>zero sugar
>10% aspartame
>HATE walking behind one
>Smells like absolute shit
Why do moronic underage posters infest /brit/
>>76325375
>>76325342
Feel like I very rarely see smokers these days desu. There's the odd runt puffing on a vape but not much else.
Went to Germany last year and loads smoked, I'd actually forgotten what being hit in the face with foul smoke was like.
*does a prank*
haha its just a prank bro
>>76325374
if I was a British bloke I would just comment "Fuck Islam" and howl the whole ride to the station
Who's the oldest person here? I'm going to be 24 in a few weeks
Thinking of all the hundreds of hours of swiping on tinder where my only matches are unattractive ones I've swip ed accidentally.
It's my only method, as I'm not willing to just sit at a bar and wait to see some girl drinking by herself
any kekistanis here?
>>76325419
>having a problem with poo posting
Go back
#NoIslamNoProblem
I wonder why countries with little to no muslims never have any terror attacks. Really optimises the cranial activity
>>76325419
pooposting is a staple of /brit/
don't like it? doors over there mate
>>76325374
it never ends
>>76325454
30 here
>>76325454
25 in a few months
There are lads in their 30s here
>hatpost outside /brit/
>''gtfo redditor, lrn how 2 quote dumbass''
>>76325434
that's just really fucking mental
downloading steptoe and son
shall be laughing at it momentarily
>>76325454
36. would like to die.
>>76325489
>tfw used the word lad outside of 4chan once
>>76325505
have you had your prostate checked recently granddad?
>>76325374
wish people would grow a spine and just shrug off things they don't like
Chuckled because tee rhymes with ree
Genuinely forget how old I am these days because everything just blurs together
>>76325524
yes lad your mum said it felt fine to her
>>76325502
do they edit out the racist stuff in Oz as well la?
Saw a /brit/ meme in a comment of a pewdiepie video yesterday
I'm very suspicious of all of you
>>76325520
did you say it out loud in your yank accent?
shuddering at the thought 2bh
>>76325505
https://youtu.be/bdVoO7kToa4?t=127
you irl
>>76325558
yes but I don't think there's much of an accent difference with the word 'lad'
>>76325467
IT'S A COINCIDENCE SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>76325555
What meme?
>>76325555
what was the meme
>>76325203
>Zero sugar
>100 pesticide
>>76325553
i'm downloading a torrent so hopefully not
watched a few eps on watchseries and the old guy was talking about 'blackies'
new meme
>>76325576
maybe so but if you used it in a sentence then it would have been frightfully out of place
>>76325520
>pronounce alright "alri"
>call beers "pints"
>use "mental", "melt", "dire", "cheeky", and "runt" liberally
who else /subversiveyank/ here?
>>76325576
Fuck off I bet you say it like ''LLLEEEAAAD'' in a nasal whine
>>76325576
i image yanks put too much emphasis on the A
>>76325545
I have to think about it for half a second whenever someone asks me how old I am
>haven't celebrated a birthday in years
>>76325594
Yeah thats all been edited out here now desu
>>76325613
Lawd
>>76325313
I don't reply even after people message me
>you arrive at southampton solent uni
l'd
>>76325609
yeah because we say the word 'ladder' like LLEEEEAAADDer. fucking retard.
>>76325602
wonder if all this bollocks will lead to a civil war or even ww3 eventually, what with all the tension between the (((establishment))) and the disgrunted rorke everyman
>>76325585
>>76325586
'business idea:'
and it was on the cuckold video
What do brits think of the new york accent?
Damn
>>76325663
best yank accent desu
>>76325649
imagining a yank saying "ladder" actually helped me imagine one saying "lad" and it sounds horrendous
laaaedurrr
>>76325649
LLLEEEAAADDURRRRRRRRRR
yanks out
poms out
bruces in
kiwis in
saffers in
leafs in
welshmen in
jocks out
ulstermen in
micks out
>>76325640
me doing a bit of window shopping, & thinking about the runt collection
>>76325459
Shadilay!
>>76325646
*comes in anyway*
>>76325681
good post
>>76325680
>>76325674
have you never heard an american speak in your life?
'LEAAAAADERR', that's so dumb.
>>76325670
Umm sweetie
https://youtu.be/Zva6XTLKzME
>>76325649
>>76325674
>>76325680
The only people in the US that pronounce ladder like that are Midwesterners. The middle american accent is the one you hear mostly on tv
>leafs in
haha i don't think so leafy mc. leaf face
>>76325668
>19
>queen size bed
She a ho fo sho
>>76325663
no yawk accents are 10/10s desu, Jersey, Boston and southern accents are also 10/10
>poms
>in MY general
haha don't think so x
>>76325716
Vocaroo yourself then
What is glaso like?
>>76325555
>>76325654
Why were YOU watching? hmmm sweetie?
yank accents are all whiney
>>76325727
The bed is what tipped you off?
>>76325737
>poms
stop roleplaying as an aussie you mug
>>76325763
And the messy floor
>>76325717
southern yanks sound slightly australian sometimes
>Spengler predicted that about the year 2000, Western civilization would enter the period of pre‑death emergency whose countering would necessitate Caesarism (extraconstitutional omnipotence of the executive branch of the central government).
>According to Spengler, the Western world is ending and we are witnessing the last season—"winter time"—of Faustian Civilization. In Spengler's depiction, Western Man is a proud but tragic figure because, while he strives and creates, he secretly knows the actual goal will never be reached.
>The Last man, or the Last race (German: der letzte Mensch), is a term used by the philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche in Thus Spoke Zarathustra to describe the antithesis of his imagined superior being, the Ãœbermensch, whose imminent appearance is inevitably heralded by Zarathustra. The last men are tired of life, take no risks, and seek only comfort and security.
>>76325778
i'm an australian expat
Been roasted alive lol x
Brits OUT
Time for reparations to your former colonies, starting with this thread
great day at work today
>>76325717
>oil = oiyul
UV INDEX HAS DROPPED TO 4
This ain't a fucking joke, if you have anything to do outside I suggest you RUN out and do it now
>>76325813
GOOD post
except yanks they don't deserve anything, most of yankland is actually spanish and french anyway
[in a nasal whine] EEAACTUALLYY MOOST AMEEEERICANS SPEAK PRIDDY NORRRMALLY
>>76325663
>go to new york
>HEY I'M WALKIN HERE, I'M WALKIN HERE
>>76325740
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xjb4I7UaLL
>>76325862
haha
>>76325663
SHUT THE DOOOOOOOR
>mfw brits speak in some sort of jamaican/syrian hybrid tongue
>>76325868
EYYY OHHH GET A LOADA DIS GUY
I'M JUST BREAKIN YAH BAWLS CAPISHE
most white yanks have german heritage
>>76325719
to non-yanks the As sound very emphasised, you probably can't hear it because it's your accent.
"lad" in British sounds very flat, but in a yank accent it's like lAAd.
>>76325898
there's more to britain than london you bloody mong
Spaniens Himmel breitet seine Sterne
Woke up this mornin'
Got yourself a gun
minnesotan/dakotan yank accents sound alright, rest are awful
t. basically have a minnesotan/upper midwestern accent
>>76325912
fuck off hitler
>>76325717
>toilet
>not turlet or the commode
>>76325804
>tired of life, take no risks, and seek only comfort and security.
guilty as charged
>>76325908
Most white yanks in flyover states.
snap
chat
pose
post
>>76325920
Lmao nobody watches that ancient 80s show grandad
Like Midwestern yank accents
good working class lads
hey i'm walking here!!!
the only anglo states are the northeastern states and utah (which has colonised by northeasterners)
i like bawwston and texas accents
quite interesting desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpX8NZMxp9Q
>>76325859
What does this mean? Im meant to be going bbq in a few mins. Should i out loads of suncream on? Its not even as sunny as yesterday
badda bing badda boom yanno what i'm sayin'? i'm from da brawnx, aright?
I did a post
>>>/lit/9662628
>>76325898
BLOOOOODCLART TING
AYO CLETUS
GOAN' GIT ME DAT LAEDURR BOY, MUH MAW'S GET STUCK ON DA DANG ROOF AGIN
>>76325911
lol no there's not
>>76325977
one of my favorite images, stuck up runt tried to get smart, instead got killed
go ahead, hatpost me all you want
here's the best american accent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E84VqqCPI7w
>>76326000
g'day spearchucker
Surplus value extraction is theft
>>76326031
that's snot
>>76325996
Bit of a mix of ghetto black yankism and deep south hillbilly yankism there lad. Try to improve
fuhgedaboutit
i mean whaddayagonnado?
>>76326035
>spearchucker
where did you hear this? not many people use that
>>76325932
so now that you've realised the modern man is the polar opposite of the ubermensch, how do you feel
WOOO HEEE HOWDY PARDNER I JUST GOT THE ROOTINEST TOOTENIST PICK UP TRUCK FROM THE CHEVY DEALERSHIP
Thinking of doing an extraction of semen via way of a sexual toy
>>76326076
doing the ol' fleshlight under the mattress trick?
fucking disgusting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWAUrHODRWM
WELL GAWSH DERNIT LAAEDS
AH GON' DROVE ME HUNDAY INTA DE OLLLLL' WATER'OLE
me? why I'm a bog cleaner of course
fuck capitalism
fucking SCREECH when a londoner talks shit about northerners
Love the fact that londonrunts will NEVER be able to afford a family house, NEVER.
is it just me, or are pickup trucks more common these days? I see atleast dozen every time i'm driving home
so did you lads hear how the corporation of london has purchased some 60 flats in south kensington to give to the grenfell tower survivors?
hope I get to wood shop on time so i don't have to fill out a tardy slip
>>76326123
>>76326046
willy snot haha
>>76326062
Spear chucker is commonly used here. Prince phillip as good as said it to some maoris once. "Do you people still throw spears at ewch other?"
Anyone here going Glasto?
>>76326134
yank colonisation is under way, brexit was just a ploy, why do you think farage moved to yankland after trump won
>>76326166
music festivals are shite
>>76326125
Not an argument capitalism is shite nowadays
What, I said WHAT in tarnation did you just say t'me boy? Y'all know the rules now, no talkie until the coffee is drunkie, now run along until I finish there lil' fella
>tfw asylum seekers get given houses 5x more expensive than you will ever be able to afford for free
I think we can all agree that gen 5 was the best Pokemon generation.
Muslims are great people and Islam is wonderful
Prove me wrong.
>>76326179
>nowadays
>>76326203
Muslim countries.
>converts to atheism
>goes to hell
hoooooweeee, now boys, y'all know good as god that the best, I say the best, pokemons gen'ration was mah good ol' gen fahhve
an' I'll be hearin' no more 'bout it, ya'hear?
>>76326203
so you're condoning the murder of innocent british children?
anybody remember the cuckio meme?
S-STOP. TALKING!!!
>>76326192
>this shit a taste
Gen 4 is the best lad
>>76326210
It was good as a force to develop nations at first
*walks up to your gf with all my shirt buttons undone*
*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke6rXTM8uAs starts playing*
what do you do lads?
HOL UP HOL UP
>gets stabbed by jihadists
U BE SAYIN
>pays £1k/m for a one-room flat
SO U BE SAYIN
>gets run over
WE
>gets sacked from TFL job for being white
WE FINNA
>pays £5 for a pint of watered down london pride
U BE SAYIN
>is the only english person on his street
U SAYIN
WE WUZ GDP AN SHEEIT??
>>76326190
Is it essentially going to be their compensation?
I like how someone mentioned the lack of respect the residents themselves actually had towards instructions relating to fire safety at Grenfell Tower by dumping mattresses, rubbish and furniture in the stairwells and hall ways.
>>76326240
fat mong
What did they mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvcrt2OcvUQ
are hitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-ovsfH6GH0
'ey now you listen 'ere and you listen up good, ya'hear?
does any gosh-darn one a' y'all remember that there "cuckio" maymay?
>>76326257
weyl ah wish ah wus iyn tha land o cotton
old tihmes theyre arh not forgottn
>>76326174
they're fine if you're not some melt with no mates
>>76326264
yeah all pakis are horrible creatures they turn wherever they live into a complete shithole to make it feel more like home
they have no pride in their homes or areas
>>76326257
obsessed
>>76326166
>>76326174
I'm going (me on the left)
>>76326134
More people are cosuming the electric burger for sure
>>76326250
Didn't enjoy Diamond and Pearl at all
Platinum was ok tho
big fan of large chebs
>>76326294
Southern accent is better than the northern nasally whine lad
>>76326326
the gf carrying the bucket
might go out clubbing on Saturday
but i have exams on Friday and Monday
is this ok
>>76326264
ideally it'll buy off the angry mob
quite nice of the corporation of london to spend that money
reckon there'll be a daily mail article in a couple years about the shambolic conditions of the flats though
>>76326272
lmao recognise that ass a mile away
Do you have any idea what that would do to the FTSE?
The EU is the 4th Reich
Deep Space 9 is cuck propaganda where some bajoran faction is villainized for preventing a Bajoran girl from dating a human.
>>76326303
glasto is ok for the first few days but getting there on wednesday by the time the music starts on friday without having a shower/walking around in the heat and shitting and pissing into a giant pit and eating £10 microwave burgers you're already fucked and by sunday you just want to off yourself 2bh
>>76326379
wtf I love the EU now
>>76326306
Imagine grafting your bollocks off to spend over £1m on one of tese flats only for some paki with 6 kids move in next door and stin kthe fucking place out. lmao
is thailad here or is it too early for him?
>>76326379
*rejoins*
Glasto gf's
One weird thing about Christopher Hitchens is that he thought science and genetics would eventually put an end to to racism.
Wouldn't it just make racism worse? There are so many unique identifiers for different races and differences you can find through the use of modern technology.
stopped going to festivals when i found myself looking for nearby hotels to book so i'd have somewhere to shower and poo desu
More gf's
>>76326426
imagine how musky their fannies will be on sunday after 4 days of sun and now showering
HOT DIGGITY DAWG HOWDY DARLIN', I'M GONNA GET A McHEAR-STOPPER, AN EXTRA LARGE SERVIV' OF FREEDOM FRIES AND I GOT A HELLUVA HANKERIN' FOR GALLON OF MOUNTAIN DOO
THANKS A LOT SWEEDIE
>>76326409
yeah that's the thing
the flats they put them in cost like 2-3 million each and you're going to be living next to a single flat with about 20 pakis in it who will make a lot of noise and make the area into a general shithole
this is white genocide
is peaky the roadman a future british hero?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1lP614TD3w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocxRRd0Tr0c
he even spits bars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTfQsOW2mqA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuMbP57tzsA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlxJ_FEXJHM
the state of southerners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__kQX12S9YI
>>76326454
it's actually called mount'n doo
>>76326426
>>76326449
imagine how stinky their minges will be by sunday
>>76326457
white genocide is good, but it's not real genocide
the Bundesrepublik is the opposite of the third reich because instead of spreading Germany over a wide area and repopulating conquered lands the Germans, Germany is shrinking and killing itself via mass migration to the point where the only parents with German children are nationalists
t. knower
*whistles dixie*
me after 2 cans
>>76326449
>confederate flag
what did they mean by it? is it some kind of statement?
>>76326489
real genocide has never been tried
>>76326392
>people miss an obvious joke
ah yes americans are the dumb ones
>>76326489
whites will completely abandon london during the next 10 years apart from commuting to the centre
One weird thing about Christopher Hitchens is that he wasn't a respected academic and never published anything of note and just happened to be an easily quotable speaker well-suited for the youtube/reddit generation
>strongbow
people actually drink that piss?
LOVE shitposting with the lads on /brit/
HATE pakis
simple as
>>76326478
>southerners were so full of autistic rage at the northerns that they literally REE'd out loud during battles
you just can't make this shit up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6jSqt39vFM
>>76326538
Tastes good when its hot out
>>76326507
*gags you*
business idea: bring cameron back as conservative leader
may fucked it
*lands in the UK*
Evening lads
went to glasto in 2009,2010 and 2011
the acts have just gone downhill ever since wont be going again
>>76326538
ummmm sweaty x
>>76326465
whoa britains 9/11
>>76326576
yeah, bet she is
>tfw 10/10 qt coworker wore one of those loose fitting long tops yesterday
>could completely see in her shirt from the side
>almost flat chested
>had to try and fight the urge to look all day
wwwew lads
the sister
>>76326465
>saying controversial things for self promotion
hmmmmm
does glastonbury have the highest runt concentration in any one place?
>>76326548
Fuck northern yank scum
why are bumbags popular with normblots now?
>>76326572
>the acts have just gone downhill ever since wont be going again
There's always been shitty acts, but the likes of Adele and Ed Sheeran I think demonstrate its shift in audience.
>>76326457
>immigration is genocide
Mong
>>76326631
This
>>76326637
why does he write like a 4 year old
>>76326629
Nah, parklife and leeds have high runt per square meter counts
got a sweaty willy
reckon maine is a good place to settle down
*moves into glasto*
>>76326656
yes immigration of non-whites is literally genocide you mong
>>76326392
oh god I remember that thread
>>76326673
why are the blacks in maine so easily distracted?
any way to make your willy thicker besides bashing it with a mallet
>>76326647
the last 2 years have been dire there have been like 3-4 decent acts on each year
the fact that kasabian got to headline is a joke, they should headline one of the smaller stages and nothing more
>>76326690
No genocide is killing mong
>>76326690
>immigration of non whites is literally genocide
>literally genocide
>>76326659
because he's mental
>>76326673
utah/idaho/montana/wyoming are the four most powerful states in the earth
>>76326624
not really controversial though
maybe controversial to the rich people but most people know the government doesn't give a fuck about those buildings
made myself a nice relaxing 'press 'fee
>yes immigration of non-whites is literally genocide you mong
>>76326733
he's saying they burnt it down on purpose to gentrify the area though
had a listen to some of that kpop stuff
dont get it at all tbqh
>>76326690
thought people had to die for it to be a genocide
tfw last white man on /brit/