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*enters thread*

spent all of last night rubbing my arsehole and taint area and smelling it AMA

*groans*
Yea you know what fuck you all I don't give a shit see if I fucking care

Watch your fuckkng back buddy.

>>76320742
just saw this same post

>>76320757
*groans*
Yea you know what fuck you all I don't give a shit see if I fucking care

Watch your fuckkng back buddy

watching the queen's speech
the governments anti-/brit/ bill is pretty scary, surprised they managed to list every poster by name and address

This whole thing about depression being utterly different from sadness and having some chemically dysfunctional source in the brain is just a meme. Nobody who gets diagnosed with any depression gets their brain juices checked anyway.

Depression is the realization that you are utterly impotent in working against the sources of grief in your life until it has a deadening effect on your mind. Everything related to functioning seems purposeless; you cannot muster any motivation to do things like work or shower, because whatever you do, the structural grief in your life remains.

fix the country idea: you can vote in local elections from 18 but not in general elections until you're paying income tax

>>76320790
I'm famous now?

>>76320809
*groans*
Yea you know what fuck you all I don't give a shit see if I fucking care

Watch your fuckkng back buddy

easiest way to farm (you)s: deny depression exists

>>76320830
*groans*
Yea you know what fuck you all I don't give a shit see if I fucking care

Watch your fuckkng back buddy

I actually do have depleted serotonin because I spent much of my early 20s rotting my brain with stimulants

but it was worth it

shut up

ENTP

>>76320856
>>76320854

not one (1) drop of seratonin in my brain
only sulphuric acid

>>76320871
*groans*
Yea you know what fuck you all I don't give a shit see if I fucking care

Watch your fuckkng back buddy

>>76320750
slightly gay

might unironically buy a dildo to push my hemorrhoids back in after a shit

That battlegrounds game is pretty fun with m8s actually

no seratonin actually reachers my glands. hormones dont travel well through lard.

>>76320910
*groans*
Yea you know what fuck you all I don't give a shit see if I fucking care

Watch your fuckkng back buddy

have exactly one year to find a tour of Italy gf

>>76320885
Laugh, and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone;
For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth,
But has trouble enough of its own.
Sing, and the hills will answer;
Sigh, it is lost on the air;
The echoes bound to a joyful sound,
But shrink from voicing care.

Rejoice, and men will seek you;
Grieve, and they turn and go;
They want full measure of all your pleasure,
But they do not need your woe.
Be glad, and your friends are many;
Be sad, and you lose them all,—
There are none to decline your nectared wine,
But alone you must drink life’s gall.

Feast, and your halls are crowded;
Fast, and the world goes by.
Succeed and give, and it helps you live,
But no man can help you die.
There is room in the halls of pleasure
For a large and lordly train,
But one by one we must all file on
Through the narrow aisles of pain.

I had all the serotonin in my brain replaced with cup-a-soup powder

Might order some domino's pizza

Going to go camping in Islay

Get myself some whisky

whaddya know its 13 o clock already

>>76320967
>>76320971
>>76320974
*groans*
Yea you know what fuck you all I don't give a shit see if I fucking care

Watch your fuckkng back buddy

>'WE HAVE TO': One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has come under fire for wanting autistic children removed from mainstream classrooms.
howling

>>76321003
I fucking hated every retard I was forced to come in contact with in school.

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>>76321003
even our turbororkes don't go that far

>>76321003
*groans*
Yea you know what fuck you all I don't give a shit see if I fucking care

Watch your fuckkng back buddy

nigger!

Australians? Yeah, not a fan..

>>76321040
BIT RACIST M8

SORRY FOR CAPS BUT I HAVE TO SHOUT EVERYTHING I TYPE OUT LOUD AS I TYPE IT

>>76321003
Good idea actually. All 'tists should be put into a special school and turned into a reality show

normingtons... no....

I predicted this

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we have our own pints in america

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>>76321086

>>76321003
>if you continue being disruptive, we'll have to
>it's autism
>sorry, carry on

fire drill at work lads

currently standing outside the office. makes for a nice break

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me and the lads having a pint down at the local

does anyone know anything about using the darknet to procure mind altering substances

asking for a friend

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Might just bugger off to Amsterdam this weekend

Some virginrunt is posting on /int/ on this bus I'm on lads

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copped this

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>>76321128
just make them wear one of these
perhaps stitch an 'A' or something onto their sleeves too so they're easily identifiable

>>76321144
comfy, your roads are so small they are qt

>>76321149
just want to use that bum as a pillow
nothing sexual

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>>76321171
w2c??

>>76321202
Rapist

>cloudy as fuck outside
>still 20°c and no breeze

Ah very impressive

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40353408

This isn't satire. Yanks aren't even human

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Time for our daily debate runts

If ANY of you can prove to me that communism isn't a superior future for humanity, I'll give you 500 roubles paypal

>>76321229
>Yank students are so unruly that their teachers need guns

>>76321242
are jez will prove it for me in a few months time sweaty x

gonna have a wank

>>76321242
Proof: I'm not a communist and I'm the main character of /brit/

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>>76321229
you wont be laughing when there's NO MORE SHOOTINGS YOU COMMIE FAGGOT
]
ITS A SMART POLICY

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>>76321242
oh FUCK OFF with your boring politics shite

>>76321146
I heard you can get it delivered by installing Tor and going on Alphabay. Apparently, if you're careful about stuff like where you give your address, who you buy from and only buying using bitcoins, there's more risk of getting ripped off by scammers than being caught by the law. Using reputable Alphabay vendors is supposedly a reliable source of all kinds of drugs.

I was half-tempted to buy shroom spores and grow my own back in the day, but I bottled it.

>>76321229
imagine being american

grim

just finished the last Easter egg, now I've got no choccy left

>>76321332
alri fat cunt

>>76321343
>been able to keep his easter eggs until June
>fat
hmm

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Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every election, I can feel my class... and my wage... even my workers. The seats I've lost... the industries I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our trains.

>>76321356
quite obvious he stocked up for his late-night feasts, playing the long game as it were

>leftypol discord doesn't want to post in a christian thread

IMAGINE MY SURPRISE

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>>76321003
Pauline is gonna catch these hands son when the boys of the Autistic Republican Army find her

>>76321293
no matter how many people tell me it's totally safe I still feel it's really sketchy having drugs sent to your house through the mail
I'll stick to good old sketchy street dealers I think
it's just that I really want LSD and lost the number of the only person that could do it years ago

>>76321415
pussy

>>76321428
pussy with no criminal record

>>76321428
foy

>>76321415
I once had anthrax sent to my house in an envelope and I almost died

>>76321436
you wouldn't for a first offence.

>>76320750
A tad homo

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>got offered the job

someone just pooed through my letter box.

>>76321149
Just want to insert my penis into her vagina, nothing sexual

>>76321454
Can you explain

need to lose some weight lads

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K-pop is for betacucks. The music and language is shit, and if you're obsessed with the gook women that's literally more pathetic to wanking to soft core porn and you should kill yourself.

>>76321356

>had so many eggs they lasted until June

Alri fatty

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>>76321128

>>76321479
are you gonna talk about it or are you gonna do it?

>>76321486
agree except for the softcore porn bit
sometimes like a bit of softcore

watching a show on 'flix about british hoarders x

If your fappy and you know it fap your willy
FAP FAP

>>76321511
not a fan of this post

>>76321144
Black cock mentioned

>>76321503
I unironically think hoarders should be gassed

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>>76321478
Anthrax is dangerous

>>76321524
>gassing people for owning too much property

alri jez

Had my medical today and I'm the tallest guy in a company of 2500 people and I'm only 6'4

manlets absolutely BTFO

Take a cold shower depression will go away

>>76321539
if you want to call soiled nappies and empty milk jugs property I guess

>>76321552
Not true

Would the U.K. declare war if the U.S. assassinated the queen?

>>76321541
1 (one) entire foot taller than me

>>76321541
>only 6'4
hello manlet

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c'uh I see some ID please mate?

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>>76321578

>>76321577
yes

because why would the US assassinate the queen?

>>76321577
do you know something we don't?

The new Zelda game is complete trash

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>1 (one) entire foot taller than me

>>76321486
Watching pOrn is slavery

>>76321501
>sometimes like a bit of softcore

pleb tier. Lesbians is where it's at.

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>>76321577

That would reawaken 100 years of pent up anglo bloodlust, no one would be able to stop us

Went and got a first in physics lads

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>>76321594

>>76321590
worst are the cunts who ask how many drinks you've had and where else you've been to try and gauge whether youre drunk or not.

there's been times when some bouncer who's got an IQ of 80 and watch too much mentalist reckons i'm too drunk after 5 drinks, while others have let me in so cunt eyed that I am a liability to everyone

>>76321601
July 4th, it's time to pay, Briton

>>76321564
Agreed

Give me one good reason why school teachers shouldn't be armed

>>76321607
look how not gay I am: the genre

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>5'4 """men"""

as gimpy as they were lads I sort of wish I was in the cadets when I was a kid

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>>76321388

>>76321652
I can't???

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>>76321628
still waiting for the results of two modules but am on an 80% average atm
same

Give me one good reason why yanks should be armed

anyone who was in the cadets is a certified gimp

>>76321666
queg

>>76321640
just power plays innit

one of the luckiest times was when I'd had a date with a few lines of beak and tried to get into the club and I noticed they had UV lights and machines that ran UV lights over your hands to look for powder, for some reason they didn't test me and I got in but fuck me I almost had a heart attack there and then

just failed my year 6 sats lads

>>76321628
nice lad, you've only gone and told us 4 times now

aren't you going for a well deserved pint with the lads.... you are one of the lads right?

See a loser like you succeed and depression will go away

feel like having a cry
it's so fucking hot lads

got a first in physics lads

>>76321691
delete this post mate before i delete you

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*inspects your ID*
*runs it under uv light*

>wots your star sign mate?

>>76321727
32 today but next few days are cold down south

>>76321727
Same here. It's a sweltering 10c here

>>76321743
lol

got a zeroeth in physics lads

>>76321743
can someone give me a quick rundown on the bouncer on the left

i lift to this

OOH I'VE PIERCED ME FOOT ON A SPIIIKE

>>76321766
Michael McIntyre got stung by a wasp

>why YES, I DID put myself £30,000 in debt to the government for a piece of paper that says I can do thing

HOWLING, enjoy the dole runts, welcome to the real world, all that matters is connections, it's who you know, not what you know, brainlets

any sweaty man in

>>76321670
Stupid pic, I'm literally fuming

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got a 3:3 in football studies from southampton solent university lads WAHEEEEEEEEY

>>76321652
>You in the back, stop making noise
>I SAID STOP MAKING NOISE
>I S A I D
>*unzips gun*
>*BRRRRTRRTTTTRTTRTRTTRTTRTRRTR*
>class silent

>>76321758
wtf i love iceland now

got a 2:2 in geography from UEL lads hahaha wahey gonna get absolutely smashed tonight

>>76321731
unironically same

>>76321808
aha if you don't fail first (all) year(s) then you didn't do uni right!!! wahey!!

Me and my mates go to the same club so much the bouncer doesn't even ID us anymore just waves us through

This club sees 5k people a night so that gives you an idea of how regular we are for him to be able to remember us

>>76321670
don't understand what this image is trying to convey

>>76321652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_jTehZJT1Q
american "students"

>>76321786
*raises sweaty palm*

discovered the master race subway desu

chicken tikka, cheese and toasted, onions, lettuce, green peppers, sweet chili sauce

>me and my mates go to a club

the absolute STATE

>>76321652
winding up teachers is part and parcel of school life and giving them firearms is an accident waiting to happen

>>76321701
kek we have nothing that high tech here as far as i know. surely if you got caught though, you'd just get told to knob off rather than get into shit?

tbf doing that here would be redundant as I reckon over 50% of the people out on a saturday night would be on pills or coke.

>>76321826
haha nice one mate

*walks off and talks to someone else*

>>76321859
>winding up teachers is part and parcel of school life
hello nigger

>>76321670
>тopжecтвo хpиcтиaнcтвa
>the victory of christianity

>>76321835
dont know how the teachers do it
i think i'd give up after one day trying to teach black americans
not a racist just cant stand their antischool/authority culture simple as

>>76321855
>master race
>just "cheese"
>no southwest sauce
pleb

got a 1.1 (predicted, grades aren't out yet) in electrical engineering from imperial lads
also got a job at a defence company haha

>>76321885
teaching at an inner-city school full of kids from broken homes must be one of the worst jobs in the world

>>76321895
grats m8

>>76321766
-Customers bow to Bouncers
-In contact with police
-Possess gorilla-like abilities
-Control the door with an iron fist
-Own velvet ropes & red carpets globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient bouncer bloodline
-Will bankroll the first under-18 clubs on Mars (Boundergrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of UV scanning research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bouncer babies
-both bouncers said to have 15+ IQ, such intelligence in Bouncers has only existed deep in Watford Oceana & Fabric
-Ancient Liverpudlian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of security and unprecedented bodily searches with them
-They earned their Bouncer qualifications in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the Bouncers
-The Bouncers are about 3 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope we get free entry before 12

>>76321855
>chicken tikka, cheese and toasted, onions, lettuce, green peppers, sweet chili sauce
[picture of a small barely active brain]
>meatball only with extra sauce, extra meat, double cheese, chipolte mayo, parmesean and black pepper
[picture of a large brain bursting with power]

>>76321873
teachers pet, I eat runts like you for breakfast

>>76321865
>you'd just get told to knob off rather than get into shit?
pretty much but as it was a student town there's always feds showing their face around the clubs

>>76321524
hoarders who live alone far away from society might as well be left alone
hoarders who have kids or other dependents are scum of the highest order

>>76321919
good post

>>76321919
screeching

>>76321888
>southwest sauce
FOY

Give me your lunch money or I'll give you a wedgie

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Good morning

>>76321970
nonce

>>76321941
>feds
FOY

>>76321919
hooting and hollering

>work at University
>internal report on student recruitment
>EU students down 14% compared to last year
>UK students down 9%
>overseas students up 15%
>Chinese up 30%
>Indian up 27%
>Nigerian up 20%

ah yes

>>76321919
kek

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>>76321919
pretty good post

would lovd to mess with a hoarder
pick up their rubbish and fuck it in the nin while they're strapped to a chair and have to watch

>>76321985
>hollering
FOY

wish I was a girl so that it would be easier for me to get a job

>>76321991
overseas students pay a lot more dough so it's not hugely surprising

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>>76321919
Nice lad

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don't like fat people
glad I don't have to look at them irl anymore

Can't believe it, May has unironically requisitioned 68 luxury apartments

>>76322034
went to a job interview last week and as soon as I saw the interviewer (attractive mid 20s blonde girl) I knew I'd get the job
perks of being decent looking haha

>>76322048
>mummy will never requisition 69 from you

wish I was a girl so that I could get through life with a minimal skillset

>>76322048
u mad rich boi

wish I was a girl so that I could get through life with a minimal skirt

applying for a job in the Greens party but I hate lefty twats
going to have to swallow my pride for this cover letter lads

>>76322048
brb burning my gaff down

Kensington will do, but I'd prefer Mayfair thanks, oh and Home Gym/Pool/Spa WILL be a necessity

>>76322066
It doesn't really work like that

>>76322048
not seeing this on the BBC

>>76322066
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>>76322066
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>>76321967
i used to get bullied like that for years, but being a turbo autist i went apeshit one day, kept kicking his head and he went into coma for 3 weeks kek

>>76322099
just got a notification on the phone app

>>76322110
lies

>>76322092
be the change you want to see, work from the inside
Conservation that isn't conservative always misses the mark
we need a extreme right Green party

>>76321941
kek imagine having such little to do that you're going after the people using the drugs rather than the suppliers of them. australian drug use is so common that you'd have to be nuts as an establishment to do that

Might filter this Viet commie leaf

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>>76321829
how religion is weaponised and used to lead workers astray

>>76322097
maybe I was just the ideal candidate despite having precisely 0 experience hehe

>>76322127
suck my cock you filthy teanigger

>>76322110
which one of the french are you?

>>76322099
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-40357280

>>76322162
FONT

any good games I should buy in the upcoming steam sales lads
I mostly like roguelikes and WRPGs

the vietnonce is the philosoleaf from a few months back

>>76322072
girl I know put a picture on facebook today about her bf graduating with a 2:1
she said in it "im this much closer to being a housewife"
what a handy life

>>76322172
Thanks Jeremy Corbyn

>>76322198
dont care

>>76322172
>stealing labour policies after 2 years of stealing UKIP policies
absolute state of the tories

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>>76322131
just want to put my willy in lefty birds

might literally just start drinking right now

I have absolutely nothing better to be doing

>>76322162
Probably
This doesn't happen in the real world

>>76322199
Good lass desu

>>76318537
it wasn't enough for japan.

>>76322198
oh shit really? the vietleaf seems much more polite and less pseudo intellectual

>>76322164
Why would someone just go on the internet and lie

>>76322142
you don't get done for possession?

>>76322228
yes it does desu
not fair but it happens. deal with it

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>>76322225
heeehhhh

>>76322225
if drinking is the best thing you can come up with then I pity your pathetic life lmao

>>76322252
Underage

>>76322225
just play oldschool runescape you pathetic sweaty worm

ate a lot of lollies and now I feel ill

>>76322228
ah ok in that case I'll just take your word for it then

>>76322271
nope

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>>76322257

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Wonder what she's up to

>>76322194
never played it but Darkest Dungeon looks good and is on sale
ever played Nethack online?

CANNOT fathom how wogs have weather like this year round and actually enjoy being a greasy state

>>76322280
nonce

>>76322279
even if I was going to play that, why would I do it sober when I could do it drunk

>>76322301
looks ok but I usually can't get on with turn-based games
no i have not

dont care

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wish I was in Italy

>>76322142
clubs in dublin have undercover police who try and buy drugs off you and then arrest you. They don't care about users.
Some clubs don't even care about users, they'll pat you down and if they find a bag or whatever they'll take it and then let you in

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C71_QwZt69A
tune lads

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ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

>>76322346
as if I'd fob my hard earned drugs off to strangers

>>76322363
sounds like fake news

>>76322373
they're fishing for dealers

>>76322248
you do if you're carrying but you have to be acting like a real twat to be pulled aside by police if you've taken it all which would sitll show up on your hands

>>76322363
>permanent
I doubt it

>>76322363
good

>everyone on brit has a 1st in STEM
what happened to the neet meme

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>>76322350
best choon from an amazing albume

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxbdvo2vFwc

>all those comments

So glad people have woken up lads

>be paki
>illegally emigrate to the UK
>hide in a flat
>flat burns down
>government gives you a luxury apartment in London
>rent it out to other pakis
>send the money home, move back and live like literal royalty

>>76322408
>meme
exactly

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>>76322413

>>76322414
/pol/ raided it

>>76322414
The EU will take one look at the top comments and send the buggers back

>>76322346
>if they find a bag or whatever they'll take it and then let you in

and where do the drugs go from there?

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>>76322363
Some chink, arab or russkie is FURIOUS right now

>>76322418
Last few memearrows are unlikely

had to ask for more tables and seats once because so many people asked to sit beside me at lunch in primary school. get fucked virgins

Business idea: move to london, burn down house, demand luxury replacement

>>76322414
quite funny but it's not like bombing a YT video with dislikes is going to solve anything
they will keep on coming

>>76322462
we are at stage 5 already

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>>76322447
oh come on lad
i see comments like those everywhere i go these days
do you really think pol is omnipresent? hahahhaha

dropped my baggy of mysterious pills at the club and the ticket lady just gave them back

>>76322488
Yea

>>76322451
Nah those aren't chink arab ruskie luxury.
More like some mid 40's investment banker is furious.

>>76322408
Im in stem but I'll probably only get a pass haha

>>76322449
probably sell them themselves

love salt and pepper flavour crisps, me

>>76322350
>/metal/ memes
its a good album though
glad people here don't speak proper because I was listening to this loud earlier outside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-x59ON5Q88

>>76322408
we grew up and became normies

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Lads aha x

how are we aha x

>>76322350
pretty good lad

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>>76322408

>>76322528
you do good shitposts
if indeed you are the real COCOCUNT™

Despise all poo skins besides Indians

>>76322548
hello Rajesh

>>76322548
Despise all indians besides poo skins

>>76322548
alri 'jeet

>>76322548
Ranjeet

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wonder what he meant by this

>>76322548
t. Ishaan Singh

>>76322363
Seems a bit excessive, surely there were cheaper options

Despise all poo skins especially Indians

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saw this Texas steakhouse nearby and am going to try it out
hopefully they have some real Texas steaks and not tiny manlet meats like literally everything here

>>76320731
underrated webm

which type of brit are the best? english, irish, scottish, or welsh?

I think the welsh are the least cucked

>>76322488
Pol and reddit right wing merged to form a big pool through Twitter and it brought many real world people into their cause. Real world people can't go a day without YouTube so the result is this

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>>76322541
he he

>>76322575
daily grind of playing out of tune guitar in his pants and swiping down is just wearing him out i expect

>>76322488
Though I have to say, the YouTube comment section was like this 10 years ago too

>>76322652
English

business idea: regressive metal

>>76322575
always think it's strange when tim swears

>>76322652
english then welsh
the rest can fuck off

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>>76322644
>>76322644
>>76322644
>>76322644
>>76322644
alri lads

youtube has always had the highest shitlord presence of all the main internet media platforms

>>76322732
Nu thread

>The complex includes a 24-hour concierge, swimming pool, sauna and spa and private cinema.

wish my house burnt down

>>76322408
because you have anything less than a 1st from a rustlers group the runt hive swarm you with greentexts, so nobody mentions if they went to a shit uni or got a shit degree

>>76322652
8/10 union jacks is England so you'll mainly get their replies
It's actually Scotland though

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>>76322717
>when you don't take my bait

>>76322652
english: standard banterous gimmickmasters
northern irish: religious, love flegs and smashing things
scottish: hate the english. hate the union. love referendums. simple as.
welsh: annoying accents but they make nice little cake things and generally loyal english sidekicks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMs0GnYze34

i like this song and i don't give a shit what people think of me

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AYYYYYY YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>76322786
I called Irish "British" in a brit/pol/ thread and got about 50 replies calling me a stupid American. I was so confused

They started ranting about something called "Ulster Scots"

>>76322732
>>76322732
>>76322732

>>76322363
imagine how pissed you would be if you bought one of them
value will be more than halved