/brit/

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/polska/

anyone here signed on with the job centre? Do you actually have to look for jobs and do the shitty things they ask you to do?

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got a first lads
can't see my result online for some reason though

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British documentary
>Here, in the steel citadel of Berlin, Hitler's charisma was higher than any law.
>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of Hitler yelling in German

American documentary
>Sinister trombone playing in the background
>HOW COULD SUCH AN INSANE SOCIOPATH EVER HAVE RISEN TO POWER?
>Rapid jump cuts of Hitler and an awestruck German crowd
>WITH HIS BIZARRE MUSTACHE AND OBSESSION WITH "GERMANY FOR GERMANS," HE MUST HAVE SEEMED LIKE A MASTER CIRCUS PERFORMER.
>More flashy jump cuts
>BUT THIS LITTLE MAN WOULD BRING UPON THE GERMAN NATION A DISASTER IT COULD NEVER HAVE CONCEIVED OF. THE FURY OF THE FUHRER WAS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED.
>More flashy jump cuts
>Hitler face zoom-in, colors become photonegative
>Strange rattlesnake and screeching metal noises are dubbed in
>Slow mo replay of Hitler waving from a car
>FROM FAILED ARTIST TO FAILED MAN
>HOW DID HITLER
>BECOME
>THE MOST EVIL MAN IN HISTORY?
>Starwipe to next clip.

>>76318555
don't you have to to get bennies unless you have a disability or something

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>6 hours until 8 hours of toil for mrs noseberg

Found myself using American English more and more recently. It's better on the eye and much easier to type out.

How the fuck did people survive hundreds of years ago?

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>>76318558
good lad
check email, my transcript was sent by email

>>76318589
>mrs
haha cuck

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best prodigy album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx72hqZfRhQ

>>76318555
job centre was the grimmest thing I've ever done, you get treated like shit by dunces who couldn't care less. Don't even set foot in there unless you're chav scum and thus used to being treated like an animal or if you actually cannot afford to live without it.

>>76318598
with great difficulty
that said in feudal times they worked much less than we do today

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business idea: bring back the death penalty but anyone sentenced to it is allowed to live out the rest of their life in prison on the condition that they have experimental drugs tested on them

>>76318503
what's the aversion to running a vm anyway?

>>76318603
have, nothing there
rang up it support and they too confirmed i've got a first, just can't see it online myself

doing a shoot with bound gods

alright nobody post

>>76318733
ok

>>76318516
Dumb weeaboo slut has no arse or boobies

poo

>>76318733
ok

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>>76318763

fuck you im millwall

might apply to work for the Greens
hate leftie cunts hough

morrissey is the only person that understands me

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aaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>76318806
>hate leftie cunts hough
why

>>76318733
*nods silently*

>>76318785
>that little asian cock (assuming that's hard)

>bought a bicycle
>tried to ride it around my hilly suburb for the first time in almost 10 years
>could barely pedal uphill and the chain kept coming loose because i didn't know how to shift bike gears properly

morrisons is the only supermarket that undercharges me

>>76318829
he's at least 8 inches desu

TOMMY TOMMY ROBINSOOON

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>>76318817

>>76318821
cos fuck em

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Bones

>>76318853
definitely not

ARE LIZ

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About to marathon my first Paul Joseph Watson video, what am I in for?

"Get your skates on, first race is half past two"

HOWLING

Is there any point going to the hospital for a sprained ankle?

What can they do?

>>76318862
don't reply to me nonce

>>76318937
bind it

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>>76318937
i don't know lad
i went to the doctor about a tooth ache and she basically told me to suck it up in the nicest way possible

>>76318953
y-you too

>>76318937
No
They will say to rest it and take ibuprophen

>>76318976
>$2000 plus tip

based dennis skinner

>man randomly washing our windows
>woke me up from my neet sleep
won't be paying him for this totally uncalled for will be ignoring the doorbell when he rings

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>>76318924
a man shouting in front of a map about the media and lefties

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>>76318863

>>76318992
free desu

>>76319002
innit mate

>>76318976
>let me just circumcise you and take out those wisdom teeth as a precaution

>>76318992
*buys health insurance*
wow, that was remedied fast

The queen is so cute :3

>my government
>my ministers


reeeeeeeeeee

>>76319035
wrong un

what's the origin of the hammer on the door routine

>>76319011
dickhead

>>76319035
reverse nonce

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downloading a kinum

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STAY WITH ME SIR, YOUR GUARANTOR HAS ALMOST AGREED TO THE LOAN FOR YOUR INSURANCE

>tackle the gender pay gap

How can you tackle a myth?

might chop up some of the weaker runts and stew them to feed the stronger runts

>>76318937
I went to the doctor for bruised ribs and they did nothing
felt silly

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_Opening_of_Parliament#Royal_summons_of_the_Commons_to_the_Lords.27_chamber

>>76319082
>[
reddit

>>76318862
wtf i love thainonce now

https://twitter.com/Number10gov/status/877476411853987840
>copying Labour policy

>>76319104
meant for >>76319065

>>76319088
>he died, sir

>Mr. Noseberg will not be happy about this!

>proposals for a digital charter

Fuck sake that's going through?!

>>76319035
OAPdophile

>>76319104
FUCK OFF BLACK ROD

popping down to the offie lads
want me to grab anything?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/journalists/andrew-gilligan/10122496/Anti-fascists-fuel-the-fire-of-hate.html
>2/3 arrests at "right wing events" were actually violent anti-fascists

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nice

>>76318924
Absolute bullshit from a badly closeted homo who can't interpret all aspects of a piece of information to save his bloody life

the queen can't read

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>>76319129
>he was 3 days from having his premiums slashed - THREE DAYS
>it doesn't get any easier rookie, now come on, we have a lot of paperwork to do, it's what he would have wanted
>he had fucking kids man, three kids
>I know, with trust funds that I'm sure the bailiffs can claim from

To destroy DESH.

Love, learn to read.

>>76319174
nonce

>>76319190
can't she?

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>>76319181
>tfw too intelligent not to mince around Prague's vibrant gay district

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>>76318516
>>76318785
She got crushed

daesh are more scared of you than you are of them

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>tfw you live in objectively the best country in the world and your life still sucks

>>76319206
>oh, what's this word? Desh? at home we just call them ragheads

what's int he golden boxes that the Prime minister and opposition minister speak from?

twat in the news last night said is was going to be 34 degrees today but it's not.

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>>76319244

>>76319171
>bourgeois capitalist state arrests its opponents rather than its defenders
huh...wow... truly shocking...

why isn't the queen wearing the crown?

>>76319327
left it in the taxi

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>>76319301

>>76319301
dont understand whats wrong with this, as if any /r9k/ cuckold would hace even the faintest chance with this woman

Might become an MP. Looks like a right laugh x

>>76319306
>everything is a capitalist conspiracy
literal schizo

>>76319337
it's in front of her on a cushion

maybe it hurts her neck

>>76319327
it's in the dry cleaners

only 24 degrees today
quite pleasant

>>76319365
temperature peaks around 2-3pm lad

Mad how there is the same sapphire in the queens crown that Edward the confessor wore a thousand years ago

>>76319365
says it's going to be 33 at 6pm la
>tfw I'll be at work with no aircon

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>>76319341
Crushed

>>76319376
good thing I was referring to peak temperature DINGUS

Nipping to the shop while it's raining, you lads want owt?

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>>76319393
31 peak here
26 right now

>>76319399
'netto

>>76319399
Funyuns and a Yoohoo

why are the tiny chocolate bars called fun size when I have much more fun eating the big ones

>>76319446
Lol! Upboat to you my good sir!

Edit: Thanks for the Gold kind hearted redditor !!!!
Edit2: Wow I did not expect this to reach so many upvotes xD

fan blowing wind at me

imagine having a separate rolls, chauffeur and guards just to transport your hat

Only 15 degrees here

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>>76319467
one of the worst posts in the thread

croatian arse blowing wind at me

imagine shitting your pants
jsust imagine it

>>76319467
rip your inbox!!

>>76319509
what the fuck is going on with her hair when he punches her?

>>76319541
there's a reason she was nicknamed ''mouldylocks''

>>76319561
I know she has dreads but watch the video, is it from where it's been stabilised?

should introduce rape as a punishment for attractive women who break the law

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>>76319509
sharting at this webm

>>76319578
t. 190kg

Drank water after 44 hours. Muslims can't beat that

i have no suitable summe clothing

might go out and get some lunch and die of heatstroke

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When will my phone anxiety go away

what's the point of this we'll just end up doing another queen's speech in a fortnight

dreads are so disgusting on girls
they should be banned

>>76318516
Speaking of graduation I have my final presentation in a couple o' days. Wish me luck la's

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comfy

>>76319645
Queen's got to burn the last of the budget otherwise the illuminati slash it

i'm literally going to get fired at this rate
i keep going to sleep at 11pm, but then only waking up at 1pm. I've been 4 hours late to work everyday for a week. I even set literally 20 alarms on my phone - not one of them woke me up.

literally what is happening to me?

>>76319641
http://www.planetnlp.com/nlp_exercises.html

>>76319684
aids

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>>76319684
bloody hell mate that's a proper fuck up

Just ate an entire ball of mozzarella and I'd do it all again

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>>76319684
could be worse
I worked nights for a year and for the first week I kept falling asleep AT work during breaks and having to be tracked down by a manager

>>76319684
B12 deficiency. Go to the doctor.

>>76318937
Tie that 2 mtr cloth around your

>>76319684
I've been turning them off while you're asleep :3

>>76319684
when my depression kicked in I regularly started sleeping past alarms

hate the baggy suits mogg wears

how can he not get fitted

>>76319684
I sometimes switch alarms off in my sleep. Happens to quite a lot of people.

Put your alarm on the other side of the room out of easy reach.

mental what a couple a fairy lights can do, ye could put them on a deed body n id be like omg that's fucking lovely get that oon ma instagram

>>76319757
he simply doesn't care

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>depression

>>76319757
90s are coming back

>>76319766
he's so into tradition he still wears his dad's clothes

need a cuddle :3

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>>76319767

>>76319789
actually it's the 2020s when 90s style and music make a comeback

depressedfroggie1.jpg

>>76319798
you gay?

anyone listen to kero kero unironically

>>76319798
would but you probably smell

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>>76319767

>>76319814
no
>>76319818
don't

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>76319798
I will if you're a girl. I've never hugged a girl before.

>>76319815
their 1st album is poor but generation is full of bangers

No mentioned of Trump visit to the UK in Queen's speech

owned

*smiles at you*

>>76319842
if I say yes will you stop posting this?

>>76319838
you actually can eat silica gel. it isn't toxic

>>76319841
post torso

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>>76319767
>t. person who doesn't suffer from depression

>>76319855
*averts my eyes*

>>76319872
oh ok i'll delete it forever for inaccuracy

>tfw work in retail banking

Would rather be cleaning toilets

wanking my willy as I type this

looked it up in the archive and the cuckio meme never existed

took me a little longer to get out of bed this morning lads
better get the doctor to prescribe me a truckload of mind-altering drugs and take a month of work haha #depression

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a dpd van just stopped outside my house

willy
willy willy
willy
willy willy
HAVING A WANK LADS

>>76319872
I got some with a new wallet on Monday, it says DO NOT EAT on it.

>>76319916
seen a white cat up to no good outside the flat
think he's conspiring with the dentist

poo poo willy willy bum bum wank wank

>>76319896
how is it inaccurate if he's eating it

>>76319934
timmy?

hate depression
hate SSRIs more
simple as

do some exercise

>>76319940
stop criticising my bfs publications ok?

Get yer skates on, first race is half past 2

>Day of Rage
Swear to fuck I'd bring the gallows back if I was in charge.

>>76319933
it's a choking hazard for kids, that's why

does the job center take students that only want work until september?

REALLY wish I lived in Italy lads
might do a cheeky move there when my inheritance comes through

*does a shart*

>>76319957
retard

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>>76319767

>>76320007
just saying what worked for me, dont h8
SSRIs are terrible for you unless you are literally suicidal

Anyone else see the 4 minute long BBC news fuck up last night?

teared up a bit at the end of Marley & Me
guess I'm mentally ill now, better go sign on haha

>>76319986
depends where. Only Tuscany and above is liveable.

>>76320027
yes

>>76320027
yeah it was totally underwhelming

>>76320036
South Italy can be nice tbqh

>>76320025
I've been on them for over 3 years and I'm fine

Boiler's leaking again. No sign of it stopping this time. Landlord's on holiday. It's only a little drip every 4-5 seconds, but still an unsustainable situation.

do blacks peddle antidepressants lol

Carol kirkwoods nudes are nice desu

>>76320056
hello dago

>>76320059
don't you think it's time to come off them? they just made me feel like a zombie

>>76320025
They work for some people, but not all. They did absolutely fuck all for me but they cured my gf of her constant panic attacks within about a fortnight.

>>76320056
nah its grim. poor and corrupt as fuck.

got a scratch on the roof of my mouth that i can't stop tonguing

>>76320061
try masturbating, you'll feel better

>>76320082
feeling like a zombie is a hundred times better than literally spending all day in bed starving myself wishing I would die

>>76320120
use your finger

I'm with the australian on this depression issue

>>76320109
t. visited /ita/ once

>>76319684
m8 just set your phone at the other side of the room under some shit, it will wake you up trying to find it

you losers should try therapy instead of destroying your minds and bodies with chemicals.

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FROGS

i was born in the wrong generation

>>76320130
>>76320098
fair enough
I just resent them because I tried so many and they were all absolute gash that did nothing but shut down my emotions and fuck up my sleep

>>76320109
sounds like england

Is Prince Phillip ok lads

>>76320061
you utter drip lmao

>>76320163
yes dr. noseberg

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>>76320130

>>76320156
Visited Italy a number of times actually.

>>76320176
he's 96

>>76320163
therapy is expensive, drugs are cheap

>>76320185
so have I
South Italy is nice
compared to Australia all of Italy is poor and corrupt

Wish I'd lived in the late 1700s or early 1800s, back when the world was a bigger place.

>>76320200
therapy is free on the NHS mate.

turtle you in lad?

>>76320210
but if you got cut you would die and there was no internet ;)

>>76320213
CBT is, which is rubbish
6 month waiting list too

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>>76320205
>south italy is nice
>but all of italy is poor and corrupt

>>76320233
why are my taxes paying for degenerates to have cock & ball torture?

>depression

abloo bloo I'm so sad >tfw no gf why don't I have a girlfriend when I spend all day in my room
boo hoo I'm so sad

fuck off you pathetic spineless cunts

>>76319887
*approaches*

>>76320218
yes lad
>>76320240
it's nice beyond that
corruption doesn't really effect you if you're just visiting

>>76320249
mentally stunted individual

>>76320249
weak bait, must try harder

>>76320233
wrong on both counts.
the only people who dislike CBT are the idiots expecting a magic wand to fix their problems without putting any effort in.

*cuddles you*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aQe6earoR0
choon

>>76320267
am not baiting, I thought I was depressed for about a month when my dad died then I just realised I was being a pathetic sap

>>76320271
*lets off a little toot on your leg*

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>tfw too intelligunt to beleev in DEPRESHUN

tfw no gf

doing a depression

my doggo doesn't like the heat, it's 33c already in greater London

https://youtu.be/GiSDX8xOW1s
Loving the new strand of videos

>>76320283
well yeah, that's grief not clinical depression you plank

>>76320283
bereavement isn't depression

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>>76320271
*curls up very tightly next to you*

north italy is good
south italy is a shithole

Need a gf/bf in Brisbane

Business idea: publicly execute cold callers

Spreading my depression via post on 4chan

>>76320334
>>76320342
clinical depression hahaha man alive

absolutely pathetic that you can't get over yourselves

>>76320283
lmao thick cunt

>>76320356
really made me think

>>76320356
I reiterate: poor bait

>>76320344
central italy is best

>be a white male born in the 21st century in a first world country

WAAH IM SO SAAAD :((((

>>76320356
why are you projecting this hard?

>>76320344
parts of southern italy look gorgeous

>>76320356
yeah lol, fuck what all medical professionals say

Lmao, depression is a made up "illness"

>>76320377
Racist

>>76320352
I'll allow it this once

I miss alcohol. Life just feels dry and stale. Everything I drink seems pointless.

everyone, I have decided to not get a job and instead spend all my time in bed wondering why I don't have a girlfriend
lazy? oh my no, I'm not lazy, you see the chemicals in my brain make me like this

depression is a choice

done up like a kipper

>>76320377
you're right if i were a nigger i'd off myself instantly.

*argues the scientific merit of depression*

>>76320404
being an alcoholic is fun except the mornings and having to rotate between different shops to not be judged

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w h e n

>>76320377
>money is the only factor in happiness
Are you that shallow?

got some poo in my rectum and keep doing risky farts

>>76320430
>having to rotate between different shops to not be judged
You're not a real alcoholic if you care
t. alcoholic for 7 years in my late 20s early 30s

do you get benefits for being depressed?

loving all these spineless runts itt getting angry because I dared called their 'illness' a fallacy

>I AM SAD REEE, I AM SAD MY DOCTOR SAID SOOOO!!!!

need a sarah midori perry gf to cure the depression

>fit bird i've been talking to on okc has the week off
>is heading to a nearby park to lie in the sun drinking wine cos she's got nothing better to do today
>just invited me along for the afternoon
>i'm stuck slaving for noseberg
kill me lads

>>76320433
imagine if he were flat footed

>>76320442
hahahahahahaha good post australia

>>76320462
Seems like you're the most excited one in the thread 2bh pal.

>>76320462
embarrassed for you m8

>>76320462
look how hard he's trying

>>76320462
Actually agree with you 2bh. The state shouldn't cater to mopey runtlets, but depression is real: it's a structural sadness.

>>76320459
Depends if a doctor thinks it's stopping you from being able to get a job.

depression is sadness + powerlessness, white people have the power in society ergo white people can't be depressed

educate yourself

>>76320495
>>76320496
>depressed mongs feeling sorry for themselves AND other people

christ, has their arrogance no bounds

>>76320498
>structural sadness.
Explain?

>>76320462
where's your medical degree m8

>>76320521
kill yourself

got called a woggy twat in job centre plus

>>76320521
Fine publication.

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21

>>76320521
depression is neurological illness. what most people feel is just regular highs and lows of emotion

new
>>76320502
>>76320502
>>76320502

>>76320542
Whew, bold statement in a thread dominated by """"depressed""""" runts

>>76320563
no subject spackr

actual new
>>76318537
>>76318537
>>76318537

>>76318537
>>76318537
>>76318537

>>76318537
>>76318537
>>76318537

>>76320433
Me on the right

>>76320377
>born in the 21st century
MODS

>>76320433
Brb from pol

>>76318516
Wat a qt