>mfw cars sold in Slovenia only have 3 gears because they

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>>76316245
Will they ever recover?

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>go for a 10 minute bike ride in eastern europe
>end up in portugal

>>76316290
>take a 10 min bicycle ride in america
>police shoots you for unpatriotism

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>>76316290
>go to portugal
>get burnt

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>cum in the netherlands
>flood the entire country
>own a butter knife in britian
>go to jail for possession of a deadly weapon
>be finnish
>actually be somalian
>be czech
>half of the national GDP comes from porn

>>76316329
>take a 10 minute bike ride in Finland
>get hit by a rallye car

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>go into the Sudety region
>It Ain't Me starts playing as the sounds of Vietnamese entirely replace Czech

>in Slovenia at the beach
>lie down
>head is in Italy
>feet are in Croatia

every time

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>>76316395
Don't forget
>be Ukrainian
>half of country's GDP come from mail order brides.

>>76316506
>>76316245

>tfw you didn't know slovenia jokes were a thing outside of former yugoslavia

>>76318107
>in Bosnia on a beach
>lie down
>head is in Croatia
>feet are in Croatia

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>>76316290
>go for a 10 minute grocery shop in America
>driving around 5 minutes before scooter breaks
>end up dying of starvation 5 minutes later
>family sued for bleeding on Walmart property
>10% of court fees are sent as a Freedom Tithe, to Israel
>President Citrus declares war on poor people

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>>76316329
>you have to tip the police

>>76316290
>go for a 10 minute bike ride in america
>beat the national record for longest bike ride

>>76320697
>the previous record holder was black
>get shot for cultural appropriation

>>76318107
>in Bosnia on a beach
>lie down
>kidneys in Italy
>liver in Switzerland

>>76316245
still double the size of my country of origin :(

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>>76320806

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>mfw cars in america don't have gears because our "petrol" isn't outrageously expensive

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>I can't think of anything funny

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>>76320280
>he thought this was funny

>>76320896
>cars in america don't have gears
American """"""""""""""education""""""""""""""

>>76320896
i dont think you know what gears are lol

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>>76316245
>a Czech goes hiking
>he dies

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>>76320896
>be American
>drive around in a go-kart because your mobility scooter collapsed due to you weighing more than 60000 imperial cheesburgers

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>>76321085
>be italian
>eat spaghetti every day unironically

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>>76321383
>be american
>unironically eat bullets everyday

>Fly a jet for 3 hours
>Take a train for the night
>Still haven't left the country
>Barely traveled half of it

>>76321432
>wasting bullets

>>76321459
>try to move away from Russia
>die of old age before reaching the border

>>76320806
nice

>>76321494
>Drive to Netherlands
>Discover Atlantis

>>76321073
lost it

>what is the most impossible sight
>a jew walking dawn the street throwing his money behind him and an armenian collecting the notes and trying to return them to the jew

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>>76320896
The absolute fucking state of American education.

>>76320953
>Trumptards this arsehurt
By this point, you're like religioustards who can't take a joke even when it is legitimately funny. Spend more time outside of your /pol/tard echo chamber, fatboy.

>>76321687
why do australians even feel the need to comment on american elections? go pluck an emu for dinner and welcome your asian boat neighbors.

>>76322305
>be a redditor
>get triggered