>mfw cars sold in Slovenia only have 3 gears because they would drive out of the country before shifting to the 4th gear anyway
>>76316245
Will they ever recover?
>go for a 10 minute bike ride in eastern europe
>end up in portugal
>>76316290
>take a 10 min bicycle ride in america
>police shoots you for unpatriotism
>>76316290
>go to portugal
>get burnt
>cum in the netherlands
>flood the entire country
>own a butter knife in britian
>go to jail for possession of a deadly weapon
>be finnish
>actually be somalian
>be czech
>half of the national GDP comes from porn
>>76316329
>take a 10 minute bike ride in Finland
>get hit by a rallye car
>go into the Sudety region
>It Ain't Me starts playing as the sounds of Vietnamese entirely replace Czech
>in Slovenia at the beach
>lie down
>head is in Italy
>feet are in Croatia
every time
>>76316395
Don't forget
>be Ukrainian
>half of country's GDP come from mail order brides.
>>76316506
>>76316245
>tfw you didn't know slovenia jokes were a thing outside of former yugoslavia
>>76318107
>in Bosnia on a beach
>lie down
>head is in Croatia
>feet are in Croatia
>>76316290
>go for a 10 minute grocery shop in America
>driving around 5 minutes before scooter breaks
>end up dying of starvation 5 minutes later
>family sued for bleeding on Walmart property
>10% of court fees are sent as a Freedom Tithe, to Israel
>President Citrus declares war on poor people
>>76316329
>you have to tip the police
>>76316290
>go for a 10 minute bike ride in america
>beat the national record for longest bike ride
>>76320697
>the previous record holder was black
>get shot for cultural appropriation
>>76318107
>in Bosnia on a beach
>lie down
>kidneys in Italy
>liver in Switzerland
>>76316245
still double the size of my country of origin :(
>>76320806
>mfw cars in america don't have gears because our "petrol" isn't outrageously expensive
>I can't think of anything funny
>>76320280
>he thought this was funny
>>76320896
>cars in america don't have gears
American """"""""""""""education""""""""""""""
>>76320896
i dont think you know what gears are lol
>>76316245
>a Czech goes hiking
>he dies
>>76320896
>be American
>drive around in a go-kart because your mobility scooter collapsed due to you weighing more than 60000 imperial cheesburgers
>>76321085
>be italian
>eat spaghetti every day unironically
>>76321383
>be american
>unironically eat bullets everyday
>Fly a jet for 3 hours
>Take a train for the night
>Still haven't left the country
>Barely traveled half of it
>>76321432
>wasting bullets
>>76321459
>try to move away from Russia
>die of old age before reaching the border
>>76320806
nice
>>76321494
>Drive to Netherlands
>Discover Atlantis
>>76321073
lost it
>what is the most impossible sight
>a jew walking dawn the street throwing his money behind him and an armenian collecting the notes and trying to return them to the jew
>>76320896
The absolute fucking state of American education.
>>76320953
>Trumptards this arsehurt
By this point, you're like religioustards who can't take a joke even when it is legitimately funny. Spend more time outside of your /pol/tard echo chamber, fatboy.
>>76321687
why do australians even feel the need to comment on american elections? go pluck an emu for dinner and welcome your asian boat neighbors.
>>76322305
>be a redditor
>get triggered