ITT: Post international jokes

>>76315345
Hi Angela, still mad I see.

Good, good..

No
we gonna get bullied again ;_;
not nice

V4 > G*rm*ny

>>76315345
Each of those countries are better than Germany asshat.

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>>76315345

>>76318169
cuck

Ireland

What divides the animal kingdom from the human kingdom?
The Mediterranean Sea

>>76315345
I don't get it

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contributing


literally the biggest joksters in yurope


alnong with russia that is (if theyre even considered yuropean anyways)

The king of Belgium is fed up that the Dutch make jokes about how dumb Belgians are. He goes to King Willem, of the Netherlands, and demands that the Dutch should do something stupid, so that the Belgians can laugh at the Dutch. Willem wants to maintain good relations so he says; "meh, we will build a bridge in the Sahara". The king of Belgium approves and so it happens; the Dutch build a bridge in the desert.
They became the laughing stock of the world. The king of Belgium is pleased and says to king Willem:"Ha ha that was funny, you can remove the bridge.
King Willem responds: "We can't, there are Belgians on the bridge trying to fish."

>>76325584
if we will fill in the Oost- and Westerschelde in Zeeland Belgium will be fucked hehe