/brit/

How much would it cost to have a lunch with Brendan Fraser?

>mfw normans get depressed over money

If you don't have at least 30-40% of your income left at the end of every month you're doing something wrong

>>76313907
Cleadon???

can't walk with my hands free, think I have the virgin walk

have to be holding a bottle or phone

want to share a webm but the file is too long what do

>>76313954
>>>/wsg/1741897

>>76313967
thx sweaty xx

been eating lots of fruit and vegetables but still quite constipated lads. stomach feels all full of poo.

>>76313939
>he has the virgin finances

Lightning is finally passing. I've survived.

Ah yes, my culture
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1498025333971.webm

>>76314018
bit weird to see almost white people acting like this desu

>>76314018
your police look similar

>>76314013
Why do you live on a farm?

>>76314050
Just the greenbelt actually

>>76314008
Would honestly rather have the virgin finances than the chad debt

wtf puerto rico is an island
thought it was in south america

>>76314018
didn't realise so many of you lads wore the flag as a shirt desu

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>>76313967
i don't understand why someone would do this

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off to work lads

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>>76314071
this was in a Chicago """"""""""pride"""""""""""" parade
I want to believe it's just reekan chicanos who behave like that

>room mate is an ocd unironic redditor yank
>im a disgusting slob edgy 4channer brit
we're like the ORIGINAL odd couple

got atrocious facial hair

>>76314105
sha tin?

>>76314107
Do you have a mustache?

work: full time mummy
education: university of life

>>76314081
if you mean the OP post, money

>>76314122
>googled it
>there's actually unironically a place here called shat in
SCREAMING
but no im not going to doxx myself

>>76314123
yes. I look even worse without it, which is the problem

>>76314105
do an AMA about living in Hong Kong

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>>76314150
Me too

anybody recall the cuckio meme

>>76314151
alri
ama

>>76314146
what are you doing there? are you a student?

>>76314164
yeah studying here for a while but all my courses overlap so i basically have about 3 lectures a week and the rest of the time im just seeing the place

the backlash against that refugee video is even on reddit, wew

Going to see All Eyez On Me. Love Tupac. fuck the police haha

>>76314198
What video?

>>76314198
link

>>76314163
what do you do for a living
what are working conditions in Hong Kong like
is the british influence very notable?
how would you rate it for tourism from 0 to 10?
every time I see videos about India, Hong Kong or some african shithole, there's a brit in
do brits like visiting their former colonies a lot?

>>76314198
negative minus 190k that's like half of europe, hope the EU are listening

>>76314182
wew how does that work
what's your home uni and what are you paying to study abroad?

>>76314217
https://youtu.be/Lxbdvo2vFwc

>>76314228

https://www.reddit.com/r/youtube/comments/6ih068/so_why_is_there_a_refugee_video_and_not_a_fathers/

>>76314233
the EU know what people think and they don't care, they've had their own agenda for years now

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>>76313928

he's finally unfucking his shit

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>>76314249
>>76314258

>>76314299
watched the new mummy the other day and was disappointed. it's a mess

hollywood is pumping out such trash these days

what bank should I switch to lads

>>76314340
commonwealth

>>76314331
stupid antisemite

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>>76314340
bank of america

Things I want to do in a given day:

Sleep 8 hours
Eat breakfast
Make and eat lunch
go to the gym
do a set of 50-60 odd maths problems
read/study from a book or two
eat dinner

constraints:
work
travelling to and from work
gym being always full-ish (after work it's completely unusable)
sharing kitchen

how do i do it lads. so far i've just been sinking into depression because it's impossible to have a life outside of work, so i'm now just sad-eating and shitposting instead of doing what i want.

>>76314018
Who was in the wrong here?

>>76314340
anz

>>76314340
Look at switching bonuses.

get a cheeky hundo squid for switching ur bank (and then do it again and again and again)

>>76314299
it's not his official account, you knobhead

>>76314353
>humans are not allowed to sleep a normal amount due to work
disgusting

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my house is:

>10ft from the neighbors
>50ft from the highway
>1/4mile from the interstate
>1/2 mile from a railway depot
>1 mile and downwind of a blacktop plant
>1 mile from a cheese factory

the sounds and smells are too much lads
moving to a new area in a month

>>76314198
well yeah reddit is practically google with the amount of content it has, if it hasnt got over a thousand upboats I would take it seriously. Also take a look at those comments, these are the people shitting up this website

>>76314353
i know how you feel, i had a job for a few months last year and it was a nightmare, i couldn't even keep up with any of the latest /brit/ gimmicks

am neet4life now

>>76314388
Bit inappropriate

>>76314229
studying so i dont know about working conditions, but from some interns ive met there is a very hostile work culture here (for the first couple of months in a place your boss will actively try to make you quit)
british influence is noticeable in stuff like street names and the use of british english words (like "lift" instead of "elevator") but thats about as far as it goes
10, this place is stunning
I've met a lot of brit students here, but more americans than anything else
>>76314241
cos they planned it out really badly. Nice try GCHQ

>>76314372
yes it is

How do I talk to Irish girls?

>>76314384
I can sleep a normal amount.

It just means that I have to forsake something else:

eg not going to the gym at 6:30 in the morning
or not eating breakfast
or not reading books in the evening.

>>76314422
Make sure to emphasise your Irish heritage

>>76314420
It's a fan account, you thick nigger

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Toil in 22 minutes

>>76314386
>tfw live near the middle of london
>mostly quiet
>no pollution anywhere near my windows
feels good

>>76314434
except it isn't

>>76314445
*drives a truck into you*

>>76314448
But it is. It clearly says it is, you petrol-sniffing child molester.

>>76314432
I'm of German descent, but all memes aside, how?

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>>76313902
>whales

Thoughts on refugees

>>76314464
yeah but you see the thing is that i'm right and you're wrong and no amount of creative name-calling is going to change that

>tfw the tories call me lazy for despising work

there is literally nothing meritous about sitting around in an office all day doing mindless drone tasks, and forsaking the opportunity to do other things pertaining to self-improvement.

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

muh equal rights

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40330048

>>76314422

Move your mouth

>>76314482
Sadly not, Abo. You're always wrong.

>>76314488
Sport should be paid by revenue.

Women's sport makes no money and should be paid as such.

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>there is literally nothing meritous about sitting around in an office all day doing mindless drone tasks, and forsaking the opportunity to do other things pertaining to self-improvement.

>>76314488
>Nobody can force United to set up a women's team - not at the moment anyway.

Fucking state of these people.

>>76314488
does anyone take women's football seriously

>>76314488
do people not get that women's football is not as profitable as men's football and that football clubs are private firms operating as profit-maximisers.

>>76314505
it's almost like you're willingly bluepilled

perhaps you'd like to try a website that's more geared towards people who share your line of thinking, might i suggest reddit or maybe tumblr?

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>>76314488

off to do the daily wank
>>76314366
it was a fight between two dykes for another dyke
>>76314418
thanks la
Hong Kong choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0qA38h9w3o

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>>76314534
>abo getting this upset about being wrong

>>76314514
>can't go to the gym because of work
>can't read books because of work
>can't see my family for more than 2 days because of work
>can't get enough sleep because of work

>can sit around in an office muddling around on excel all day because of work

Is this really laziness? I reckon I would be way more productive working from home 2bh. I think it'd do wonders for my wellbeing.

>>76314445
highly dubious of this post
doubt living in a city could possibly be quiet and peaceful

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>>76314551
>it was a fight between two dykes for another dyke

>Australia is 1% aboriginal and 40% Chinese

fascinating

>>76314565
London's street planning is fairly illogical - thus there are places where cars and people would seldom go (because the street doesn't lead you to anywhere interesting).

there are also parts of central london that are fairly dead outside certain hours.

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>>76314488
hehe its not Womanchester United

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>did GCSEs got told to do A-Levels
>did A-levels got told to go to uni
>go to uni got told to find a job
>find a job in policy, have to do that until I retire

there are some days when I wish I'd just done my GCSEs and done an apprenticeship or become a brickie, honestly looks like such a laugh. There's also apparently a huge drought for young talent in construction over in the states because no one goes into it any more so wages are going to rocket in the sector

>>76314018
women are such runts at fighting

all of them just charge with their backs arched and their arms above their heads

>>76314554
you're pointing to something that doesn't exist, but from my current understanding of your psyche it seems that delusions aren't uncommon for you

again, reddit and tumblr are full of people you might get along with who share your distaste for rational thought

>>76314632
I would love to do something in aviation or the rail network but my parents want me to be a office runtoid

Never known anyone named Garth

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>>76314632
>There's also apparently a huge drought for young talent in construction over in the states because no one goes into it any more

Gee I wonder why

>>76314632
honestly just want to win the lottery. not because i want to buy a lot of shit, simply because i just don't want to spend my life working

crease

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvcrt2OcvUQ&feature=youtu.be

>>76314653
None of this excuses the fact that you're wrong and incredibly angry that you're wrong.

>>76314688
the lottery is fucking shit

even £5m is literally nothing unless you're good at investing

>>76314705
give us 5million then mate

can't picture being a london commuter office runt for the rest of my life

>>76314705
you can comfortably just live off the interest in a regular savings accoutn with 5 million squid.

that's all i would aim to do. as i said i don't want to buy shit. i just want to be relieved from work

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>>76314632
I quit all that, I am going to be a pro fighter

>>76314732
almost as nigger as apehoop

>>76314725
current london commuter office runt.

considering office runting in a far off country like mozambique or burma or something (if they'll have me)

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>>76314742
Cool

merchant navy sounds fantastic imo, shame I didn't get into it earlier

>>76314697
you wear a fedora

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bogpill me on british squirrels

>>76314753
It's alright if that's what you're inro

going into the army as an aircraft technician or vehicle mechanic

good or bad decision?

>>76314782
being a pawn for the jews is always a bad idea

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it's only 8 and its already too hot!!

id rather watch anything other than mma webums

>>76314705
wouldn't turn my nose up to it mate

you don't even have to be good at investing just stick a fat chunk of it in a market tracker and you won't ever have to work again

can you really get high sniffing cat piss?

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>>76314809
Boxing?

>>76314774
You have a fat nose

might get into mma (cagehug)

winning the lottery in the US utterly wrecks your life, it's so fucked up there

>>76314802
you pommies are always having a fucking sook about the weather

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>>76314816
Is petrol going out of fashion in Aus now?

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Admit it lads. You have all thought about cutting your jugular as a means of suicide but feared that not only would it not kill you, but that you would also awake in a hospital bed worse off with a permanent fucked up voice like Mr Krabs.

Just won £950,000 in the lotto

chump change desu

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>>76314632
Got into tree surgery after fucking my GCSEs and I'm now doing a degree in ecology, get to look at bugs and plants all day in the woods and get paid for it, how does it feel knowing you're doomed for the rest of your life because you played it on the straight and narrow?

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>>76314848
only crackheads buy lottery tickets

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>>76314841
>cagehug

>>76314870
good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww9S7YWD-Ew

>>76314872
I know you runts have to do you job because of diseases and such but it infuriates me when I see you lot cutting down trees

literally cannot stay awake anymore without having a bump of speed every few hours

morning lads
morning nonce

you must literally have a sub 80 iq if you play the lottery

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>might get into mma (cagehug)

>>76314872
the straight and narrow is the biggest spook

the fact that i live no better off than the runts from school despite being in a high flying job (mostly because they're in a poorthern shithole where you can get away with being a welder or whatever, and i'm in london) is like a constant reminder just how fucked it really is.

you can argue that my career trajectory will take me to higher places. but honestly all i want is a house and the odd trip to a random country everyyear. i don't want fancy clothes, to buy new shit all the time, to eat at fancy restaurant and i don't want to do upscale grocery shopping.

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askin u fuckin queers one last time, why the fuck isnt sophie ellis bextor popular in the uk anymore?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw8cs3GhVUg

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>>76314886
why do spooks LOVE dancing SO MUCH

>>76314919
Guy in yellow looks like Joe Rogan haha

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*telepathically commands everyone to stop posting fight webms*

>>76314791
what was that poncy little spin about?

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>>76314933
*obeys*

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Ahhh, that first sip of the day

>>76314897
Same here lad. 'muh threat to public health'

Glad you can understand though, wish the people who used to come and moan at me while I was working would listen/understand.

>>76314924
her tunes were big because they were big tunes, not because they were done by her if that makes sense

if she releases another anthem like murder then she'll be in the charts but people aren't going to jump just because she's released a new track

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>>76314930>>76314933


you mad whiteboi?

>>76314953
>people who used to come and moan at me while I was working
christ

>>76314955
no

>>76314705
How retarded are you that you can't live off 5mil pounds?

>>76314872
what sort of job you looking to go into?

they should bring back gladiator fights with swords and shit, none of this pussy mma wankery

what are the gcses and a levels

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>>76314937
memeing

>>76314975
their equivalent to our SATs

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>>76314954
(ur actually a retard)

>>76314971
Hat

>>76314989
yeah but there's 2 different tests and i cba to google

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>>76314975
a waste of time

goodnight cucs

got cystic acne

>>76315001
they graduate highschool at 16 and go on to "6th wave" school which is basically junior college

toil resumes

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>>76314992
>ask a question
>cry when you get the answer

>>76315001
you need gcses to do a levels
you need a levels to get into uni

>>76314968
Ecology offers a lot desu, lots of jobs with the council if you want a nice comfy wagecuck job, would like to get into research if I'm smart enough, if not then I'd just become a woodlands manager

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bit bored honestly

>>76315020
>6th wave
FOY

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>>76315020
>6th wave

>>76315043
i forgot the name of it hah

got a first lads

would love to be a park ranger in a big yank national park

dream job 2bh

>>76315031
Me at lv2

All I want is the financial security

fighting is for mongs
the pen is mightier than the sword

>>76315041
y'll jomp nottin
y'll jomp nottin

>>76315078
what is financial security?

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Ahhh, that first sip of the day

That one person on the bus who has obnoxiously loud keypad tones

>>76315070
this Tbh, just spend your days making routes/clearing trails

bliss

>>76315062
you'll get a fist to the noggin shortly lad

hotel receptionist at a small hotel seems like a comfy job

>literally just sit there on your lappy doing whatever you want until someone comes in asking for keys

>>76315086
To be almost certain that you will be able to maintain your chosen lifestyle whatever happens

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Post some tunes lads, no normie shit because I'll of heard it already

>>76315098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvewGmGO06Q

>>76315126
I used to do this, it was alright

>tfw you spot a yank with an exotic European surname but they just live in some generic small town with a generic accent

weird to think their ancestors hunted in the mountains of Norway or whatever

>>76315127
oh i sort of already have that.

the only thing i don't have is a property to myself. but i save more money than i spend and I'm a fairly stable career

it's called 6th form

i remember now

>gf's first day at her summer job so I make her breakfast (omelette and coffee)
>she takes two bites of it and then throws it in the bin and starts crying because she's upset about going to work
fucking hell that omelette was delicious and she chucked it
I'm shaking right now

Is kotyank really a yank or is he southern?

>>76315150
>>76315126
don't you have to answer calls and arrange stuff though? that's hard :s

>>76315150
Could you get away with sitting there reading books or using 4chan or playing games? - provided you were ready to interract with customers

>>76315162
FONT

hmm no thanks

https://youtu.be/5zTO7CyirkY?t=82

Aaron Bastani is such a twat

>>76315162
>something breaks
>have no idea how to fix it or even the mental capacity to try
>worry constantly about my looks
>spend a ridiculous amount of money on facepaint so boys will notice me
>there's a heavy thing
>unable to lift it
>chav girl bullies me
>never been in a fight
>smallest event happens
>emotional turmoil for the rest of the day, maybe even the week

The life of a woman. This loss of independence sounds fantastic

>>76315164
he's asian

>>76315165
>>76315167
it's really not hard mate,
>hello I want a room for X people on X day
>okay I can see there's a room available I've booked it
>thanks
that's about it

I worked night shifts mostly which involved just being on call in case there's an emergency. The reception wasn't 24 hour so after about 10 I just got to go to my room and do whatever, only once did I get woken up by a customer

>>76315199
really? what type?

Currently in a mental hospital, slit !y wrists right down to the sinew and muscle couldn't find the vein then got found

I don't miss the turmoil from having a literally mental gf

*shares a Jonathan Pie video on facebook*

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>>76315206

>>76314870
no, if i was gonna die i'd go with a sword to the heart

couldn't fall asleep last night lads haha

current job perks:
>no one cares if you come in an hour late (its just presumed you'll stay for another hour afterwards
>by contrast no one cares if you leave a little early
>no one really monitors me
>presitigious job or whatever
>pays fairly decently

disadvantages
>work becomes very stressful very suddenly
>work revolves around attention to detail (which i have very little of)
>usually have like 15 things to do in a given day

>>76315221
hate that gimp

>>76315213
never even remotely understood the appeal of self harm

>>76315230
don't care

>>76315213
sorry mate /brit/ is a freak-free zone

>>76315233
I imagine it's a great distraction and gets you tons of attention

>>76315230
Work in retail banking

Disadvantages
>almost everything

might go to bed

>>76315230
>presitigious job
curious now lid, what is it?

>>76315230
Sounds like my job

>>76315228

>>76315257
*taps my nose and smiles at you*

>>76315240
hmm........

>>76315257
team leader at argos

>say nigger publicly once
>your whole life is ruined
makes you think

>>76315279
you're either the GCHQ Essex runt or the Whitehall runt

I'M NOT A RUNT I'M NOT A RUNT I'M NOT A RUNT I'M NOT A RUNT I'M NOT A RUNT

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>>76315294
>Whitehall runt

mentioned

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>U.N. Calling for Worldwide Ban on 'Cultural Appropriation' of Property

what do they mean by this?

>>76315294
no.
i'm the runt who is trying to decide between to try to pursue phd from a top uni from within the confines of my current job

or whether to take up my fast-stream offer.

>>76315312
why would you keep that secret
civil servant more like civil slave haha

>>76315318
white people are now illegal, please make your way to the local concen- I err I mean local detention centre

>>76315318
it means non-whites can no longer use electrical appliances or modern medicine

>>76315332
that's what it seems like they're alluding to

seems like a "white people can't have culture" law

>>76315325
>make friends with the right people in the civil service
>whore yourself out to the private sector as a lobbyist
>sit there for a few years, making more contacts
>leave that and become a consultant, doing the same thing but for exorbitant prices

literally free money for making friends

>multiculturalism is great
>but white people can't take part

hmm

Lovely cool morning weather today

Reminder your career growth is limited by your face and height

There was a study which showed that something like 98% of CEOs were above 6'1

>>76315359
civil service runt help me:
>>76315322


a shot at a Oxbridge or UCL/LSE/Imperial PhD or civil service runting?

wish I was a girl so I could go out in underwear and it would be fine

4chan has been compromised with exploits in recent weeks. Someone is collecting user data to build a database linking 4chan posts to your actual identity. It could show up on wikileaks in the coming weeks.

If you haven't been blocking all connections to ekansovi.com through NoScript or uMatrix, you are most likely fucked.

>>>/pol/128985470

>>>/g/60797824

I wish we had some sort of labour revolution whereby we worked fewer hours for the same salary.

>>76315388
>muh CEO studies

literally doens't matter, EVERYONE here is barred from prestigious jobs because we were born in to runt families(i.e not the top 0.01%)

>>76315405
don't care
i've never used social media of any form

How can fascists hate this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxbdvo2vFwc

>>76315318
>U.N. Calling for Worldwide Ban on 'Cultural Appropriation' of Property

Lefties don't realise what they have done if this is true desu. Culture will be classed as intellectual property and the owners will be supranational organisations and states.

Hope they enjoy their EU designated berets and lederhosen

what's going on here then?

>>76315454
go away slav scum

>>76315417
my dad is unironically a ceo

>>76315392
for fucks sake mate every time you've posted this I've told you what to do

what is your end goal? do you want to work an academia? do you want to be in the private sector doing something related to your industry? what industry is it by the way?

>>76315432
95% of refugees are male economic migrants

>>76315475
make me you leb cunt

>>76315454
*wallops you*
*you drop like a sack of spuds*

>>76315432
>those likes/dislikes

kek

>>76315454
KURCEM U CELO

>>76315517
comments are even better, youtube is deleting them as fast as they can

Was a suicide attempt you don't understand how hard it is to get the vein

my dad is unironically the president of the universe

need gf

The waitress forgot to take my ORDAH.

ORDAH

ORDAH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo

tune

very tired
woke up at 5pm to be h

stay up all day or sleep now?

getting a haircut on Saturday lads. hope I don't get another runt amateur barber like last time.

>>76315538
What are you referencing? I'm guessing negress or New York Italian.

>s. Johnston Dennis

>>76315529
alri jesus

I'm 6'8 and got all As on my A levels and my dad owns Microsoft and apple

>>76315578
Speaker of the house

the majority of qualifications prove nothing more than your ability to remember facts

my can of deodorant hasn't run out after 1 year of daily use

having a cappuccino (pronounced "cah-PUTCH-in-oh" because fuck italians)

>>76315556
i haven't had a real haircut in 8 years hahahahahahahahah

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>>76315546

>>76315589
Ah, plus the powdered wigs and laughter and we've got ourselves a viral video.

>s. Johnston Dennis

>>76315605
state of you

>>76315495
I don't want to work in academia nor in the private sector.

My goal job ideally woudl to work for a big international organisation like the UN or the WB (or possibly smaller ones), going off to random countries to sort of their problems.

Most of those seem to require PhDs to be honest. but idk the fast stream seems more fun than my current job, and I'm curious as to whether it would also be possible to join those organisations (perhaps the smaller ones) via years of experience in the civil service and becoming an 'expert' on a certain area.

>>76315605
>he gets the virgin short back and sides

>barber of several years quit
>all the other ones are incompetent
>all the other barber shops in the area have shit reviews

ahhhhh yeeees

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>>76315622
usually cut my own hair desu
just grab some buzzers and lob it all off every few months

having a boipucci (pronounced "boy-POOCH-ee")

gf

>>76315641
let you gf cut your hair

>>76315641
My local barbers is a husband and wife and sometimes the wifes boobs touches my head

>>76315605
Because you didn't need that job anyway, Cody?

>>76315631
>My goal job ideally woudl to work for a big international organisation like the UN or the WB (or possibly smaller ones), going off to random countries to sort of their problems.
Okay, go get shoulder tapped by a free mason first. Then ruthlessly network with only other masons or Jews. Then create a resume that furtively catches the attention of specific internship hiring officers. Then keep saying "I'm willing to do whatever's necessary to.." before everything else you say.

It's bulletproof from there.

>s. Johnston Dennis

a bad haircut is the last reason someone wouldn't hire me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWa2BNMYY68&t=76s

thoughts on this?

>>76315631
>UN or the WB (or possibly smaller ones), going off to random countries to sort of their problems.

*gets sent to the congo and shot by a 13 year old who can't count to 10 but was given an AK by the local warlord*

i simply shave all my hair off when it gets too long and you're gay if you do anything else

kony 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4500cyqJb4

Jesus, the fucker had it all going for him and he decides to dick around in Silent HIll: Oriental Boog-a-loo for some odd reason.

>s. Johnston Dennis

>>76315631
>My goal job ideally woudl to work for a big international organisation like the UN or the WB (or possibly smaller ones), going off to random countries to sort of their problems.

I'd like to do this too, but realistically it's going to be tough. It is possible to be groomed by the civil service to reach the sort of level where this is possible but even still, making the jump from the civil service to the UN is not likely, especially if you're looking for humanitarian mission type stuff. I would recommend doing the PhD personally. Only advantage of the fast stream is that you get to skip some of the shit levels of the civil service but you could probably do that anyway with the diploma

actually cannot believe I did it lads

>>76315721
Does that not change the hair shape/form/structure once it grows back?

>>76315748
no

Ossoff lost

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>>76315777

>>76315405
doesn't appear to affect /int/

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>>76315785
that file name

god damn anon. god damn

>close a slip road onto the A1 for road works
>the diversion already has road works on it
ahhh yes

>>76315529
Alri ganesh

>>76315825
how do you know?

also, i lurk /pol/ but don't have that cookie. is it cause i use adblock?

>>76315777
american political ads are really great

https://twitter.com/stwalljckson1/status/876743525592858624

>>76315858
Use uber flying taxis

>>76315825
shows up here with ublock origin

>>76315891
"he's one of them" haha that says so much with so few words

32c in london

fried bollocks on toast

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>>76315870
doesn't appear as a 3rd party resource.
>is it cause i use adblock?
if you use a particularly aggressive one that doesn't rely on blacklists alone, perhaps.

got a big fat willy between my legs

*makes a thrusting gesture in your general direction, my flaccid willy flapping wildly about*

>>76315937
is it umatrix?

>>76315939
whose is it?

>>76315902
I may be inadvertently blocking it with something else before it reaches umatrix

>>76315958
yeah

don't know what this thing is but I'm probably safe with incognito

suns out guns out, wahey!
*rips off my shirt, travelling my 14" pythons*
*you recoil in fear, clearly intimidated*
what's wrong punk?

hate thailad
hate germanlad
hate puertoricanlad

>>76315993
what about me?

>>76315937

Where do I check if I've got its cookies then?

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got uni results
need a job now

>>76315990
>tfw arms are only 12.5