/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

i cry

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>13 posts early
What is wrong with you?

>>76312865
3rd for me

Is it bad that I fantasize about how I would kill myself almost every day?

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first for kurva anyatók

Literally everyone makes early threads but when i do everyone criticizes me.

ill go cry in my room desu

>>76312886
if you have never read a history or philosophy tmob, yes

>>76312902
tmob?

>>76312902
>>76312916
*tome

People make them at like 305, not 297...

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ABOOBLEEBABABA

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>>76312943
He made one at 289 or something recently and the janny heemed his thread.

>>76312943
anything past 300 is ok
297 is NOT

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im going to kill the guy who named the tropcal storm

>>76312957

nOT TRue

i posted that shit at like 305.

Janny was on my back for like 2 weeks.

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Business idea: White Nationalism

>>76312990
*invests*

>>76312990
>White people existing anywhere on their own
RACIST

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>Good condition Fiero for sale
>Cheap as hell

>Still can't afford it

*gets skin cancer from 1 one hour on the beach*

>pontiac fiero

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Should've invested in crypto poorfag, now I'm on tack to lamboland and you cant even get to fieroland

want to drink the milk from a lvong mother gf

Its true, they gave me vicadin I got burned so badly at the beach. I've got burned bad too many times, many dermatologist trips in my future

>>76313016
me in this post

i have had two relatives get skin cancer

>>76313063
me

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>>76313022
I want one

learn to swim you idiots

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>>76313063
he gott tu hydraded. remmber to drink watter end sta hydratd

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i want a cute mestiza gf

i know how to swim but drowning is the best suicide method

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goodnight sweet prince

>>76313110
Nope. Totally wrong. Drowning is prolonged and painful.

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>I want a cute mestiza gf
>but I don't want to ask her out or plan a date
You obviously don't want her that much, meanwhile all I have to do is show her my crypto and one plane ticket later we'd be in my lambo

>>76313117
its romantic

>>76313131
my uncle I'm named after died of drowning

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>>76313115
Makes Brendan Fraser look like a success

>>76313136
nice

person im named after was in the coast guard but didnt drown

>>76313152
It's not nice, he wanted to be an artist and my dad was very close with him

>>76313162
>he wanted to be an artist
thats literally perfect

>>76313136
did he know how to swim

>>76313122

i honestly didnt care for her a lot since a long time but i just saw her the o6her day and looked so pretty

im just really dumb

>im just really dumb
I think this is the first true post Cara has made

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Southeast getting hit a tropical storm.

>>76313147
Brendan lost weight and is back making movies.

>>76313192
Thanks doc

>>76313169
I still have some of his art

>>76313177
Yes, he drowned in a storm and was wearing heavy boots and clothing

>>76313181
You're infatuated, it happens. Messes up your hormones and plays with the way your brain works. I don't understand why you're being so beta though

>>76313201
Oh well, another day.

>>76312865
LOVE SINALOA

>>76313207

Because i am one lmao, and also because she is close with some of my family (thats how i know her) and dont wanan do anything dumb.
>>76313220
LOVE YOU TOO

cum LMFAO

>>76313233
No you don't

You always ignore me :(

>>76313233
That's how men and women traditionally met, through family. They will just joke about it if you fuck up like "Hey Miguel, remember when you asked out Pacarella and she rejected you? AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA! Well she is coming over today, try not to cry." Being dumb would be leaving yourself upset for not trying

>>76313260

Who are you.
>>76313263
yeah yeah whatever i hate when my familly talks about women i like

im super shy desu

No one will love you if you're unattractive

>>76313274
How did you even ask her out on the first date? I hate it too, I remember when I was 18 my mother bought me randomly condoms and she said "I hope you don't use these until you get married"

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>>76313274
It's me

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>>76313289
Unless you find someone even uglier than yourself

>>76313289
I'm starting to realize this.

>>76313289
NOT TRUE

>>76313296

Well basically i was helping her and my cousin buy some tickets for some bruno mars concert and she mention something about wonder woman and i idk but i felt confident and asked if she wanted and said yes.

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No one will love you if you don't invest in crypto

Alright so now that that's established, how do I make myself attractive?

no one will love me if we arent blood related

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Every summer makes me realize that I'm a boring person who will die alone. The only social interaction I usually get is in college and without college, I'm completely alone. I used to be able to play video games to bide the time but I don't like video games anymore. I can't get past the main menus anymore.

>>76313337
What tacos did you get on your date?

Also did you ever end up getting a 4chan pass?

>>76313314
Oh, what happened?

>>76313337
1 hour of play>lifetime of conversation>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hour and thirty minutes of watching jewish femenist propaganda without speaking to eachother

At least you got your foot in the door and you know she doesnt mind spending time with you. Really all you have to do is plan something fun and take a leap of faith and ask her out again

No one will love me even no matter the circumstances.

>>76313345
What about the online girl who is teaching you spanish?

>>76313381
true

>>76313353
Just wait until you have to work and the only thing you do on weekends is shitpost and go to the grocery store.

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>>76313381
>No one will love me even no matter the circumstances.

fuck

>>76313398
Work will at least keep me busy. Right now I just sit around doing nothing but listening to music and looking at my desktop wallpaper.

Fun fact: My ex was inbred, analyzed her dna on gedmatch and her parents share a common relative 6 generations back

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I wrote even on accident
DO NOT BULLY THE MENTALLY RETARDED

>>76313415
good thing she's your ex now

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My 4chan pass expired today
Still pooing toi

>>76312865
>red lipstick
when will this meme die?

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no

>>76313439
PERRO?
https://youtu.be/3S10V8BuQxo

>>76313470

=)

>>76313473
waste of water

>>76313447
Humans have evolved to like red lips anon, it's a sign of circulatory fitness.

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Every time I try to make a certain post I get a "connection error"

Janny and Jew Mook can't stop me from posting Anzu. Everyone is conspiring to silence me!

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>>76313487
wtf I love Janny and Jew Mook now!

>>76313470
That's cute.

>>76313486
not on that face

Canadakun, say hello to my kik please. I've lost my contacts because phone's reset. b-b-e-n-i

>>76313509
It's not sending

>>76313495
>Brady you are super bowl champ now
>will you choose brazilian chimp giselle or butiful asian waifu?
>...

>>76313470
>communism

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>6/20/17
>posting pepe
Fucking racist Trumpanzees.

>>76313520

socialism*

>>76313520
*charity
They respect little frogger, he's a valued member of the community even if he lacks resources

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>>76313523

Disagreeing with me is a mental illness.

*boots up anime*

Disagreeing with me means you're incel.

>Mexican National Institute of Statistics and Geography posts statistics how Black Mexicans are inferior
>Liberals blow up like fireworks in July 4th

Apparently, only 23% of Black Mexicans have finished Elementary school against 90% of white Mexicans.
And there is a 44% chance of being the leader of a business or representative if you are White against the 20% if you are black.

Saw a young black girl with a nice booty and legs today on the track

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>>76313566
>white mexicans

>>76313566
>Mexico has liberals

Learn something new every day. Are they obnoxious like ours?

Eric Holder will be a great president.

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*sharts*

>>76313611
Terry McAullife will beat him.

>>76313593
Yes.
Thanks to them the gun law change has been stalling for months.

My life is going really well

*talks to your mom*

>>76313512
c-could you "re-add" me please?

cara de vergüenza o lo que te llames te prometo que podemos hablar esta noche si no me ignoras otra vez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RwVJVjjNA4

>speaking mexican

Should be illegal.

did a cry in the shower

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>>76313709
That feel? I CAUSED IT

Might do a pretending to shoot myself in the head later.

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AAAAAAHHHH

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Is it time for anime?

>>76313792
kill nico

>>76313661
Did you log back into your account? I still have you added and it's not working.

>>76313792

>tfw watching anime but my internet keeps shitting itself

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>Ace of Base isn't the greatest band of all ti-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_gs4gCyGKs

>actually watching anime

>going on 4chan and not watching anime

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>>76313821

>>76312865
Cara is fucking shit

>watching anime made after 2004

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>>76313806
Ummm no

>>76313843
I watch it to masturbate to it

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>>76313877
That is a CUTE duck

>not masturbating exclusively to pixiv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWjCStB6k4o

How can ABBA even compete?

Ah yes, I love having paralyzing panic attacks over the future and death.

>not watching Space patrol luluco
>or Keijo
>or Little Witch Academia
>or Gabriel Dropout
>or Flip Flappers
>or kiznaiver(DEBATE ME, fags)
>or Shimoneta

>>76313905
shut up, you fucking weeb

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I wish I had a pet duck...

>>76313923
I wish I had a pet fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0T-EQqzm5Q

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i wish i had a mestiza gf

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okay faggots this general is still shit after these years gon by but now we gonna post anime as is tradition and idgaf that it isnt fucking super real nigga hrs its fucking 1 08 am
post that anime if you are fucking up

>>76313974
i don't have anime, i've only seen avatar: the last airbender

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Just made this

I need to do something new with my life.

Maybe sex.

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everyone ignore tennessee he is a fucking idiot.

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>>76313972
b-but, you ARE my mestiza girlfriend!!

>>76313974

>11PM
>RNH

>>76313990
???

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>>76313974
fuck anime

>implying anyone here uses redditflags

im white

>>76314009
>no single admissions

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>west coast time

>>76313990
Don't get it

>>76314009
>>76314025
Read the sign you nerds

>he lives in any time zone other than Pacific Standard

sad!

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Local hockey team jersey revealed

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>>76314024
BC > Canada

pls dont post best gril like that
>>76314007
>going by communist time
>>76313981
basically fucking anime

Awful meme

coasties lol

not a fan of that Oreimo girl

>>76314037
>What should we call the new team in Las Vegas?
>Idk the Aces?
>NO, we need something that makes sense

>>76314039
chink colony

Not a fan of movies.

I only watch Jeopardy and C-Span.

76314051<<
Rude

>>76314076
Still nicer than your shit hole and dog tastes OK.

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not to say I wont post amine

but RNH doesnt start until 12 PST

why would anyone live in Vegas.

>he says while living in mexico

Let us embrace the point of no return

>>76314103
self-hatred

Just imagine being an immigrant in the 1850's and choosing to go to somewhere else in the new world other than the US

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i legit need a friend

im starting to hate my friends they are too needy and heavy, like i dont think they understand that if im missing some reunions because im pissed with them and cant stand them right now

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wtf

>>76314139

This is literally fake and even if it was real Chihuahua's governor is a huge clown that would pardon the kid on national tv or some shit like that.

>>76314131
>be poor irish idiot immigrant
>get drafted
>get killed by hicks
no thanks

>>76314183
Should've been better fighters lol.

Received a filtered (you)

>>76314136
Maybe if you were kinder to people you would have a friend, you are very rude

>>76314139
fake

>be Irish soldier in the US army during the Mexican-American War
>defect to Mexico en masse because they're Catholic while Americans are protestant
>get executed for treason later
This is why all Catholics should be killed.

>>76314196

My problem is my friends are out-ruding me they always do, and im not liking it.

I still fear a Chilean naval assault on the Pacific Coast.

We shouldn't underestimate the power of the Chilean navy.

Chile will be the 63rd state (after the the 13 provinces and territories of Canada)

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So I am playing Uncharted 4 and during the prison sequence I am prompted to press O to roll and evade attacks.

Um... in a tight corridor... with 10 other enemies... that is quite dumb, no?

Of course we all know Souls games and rolling in full Havels...

Think about action movies even the most iconic action movies from the 80s. Nobody rolled there. Rolling in a H2H fight in real life is NON-EXISTING. Rolling means you don't see jack shit, you have to stand up and reorient yourself, while you are rolling you are open to be shot/ slashed from above and can't do shit about it etc. etc.

Nobody rolls in fights in real life - why are 3D games forcing you to roll?

Souls, Uncharted, Witcher 2/3 etc.

Stop it. It does not make any sense.

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nighty night

Is Chile white?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FOAVlqDBP0

>>76314103
Its comfy
>>76314067
Gambling related names were banned by the nhl i believe. No fun allowed

>>76314243
>Americans want another California that will always vote for the Democrats, guaranteeing no Republican will ever be president again
Never understood this meme

>>76314304

Idk dude i stayed for like a week in vegas and it wasn't comfy at all, quite the opposite in fact. for one the weather is shit.

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>Californians always vote democrat

what did he mean by this?

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THE ANSWER, MY FRIEND, IS BLOWIN' IN THE WIND

>no one says goodnight
fuck you, I hate you all and im not kidding

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-xpJRwIA-Q
does a song ever remind you of your parents

>>76314364
this is just proof that multiculturalism is peace

the other day on the highway there was a fire next to it, i was like 4 lanes apart from it inside a car and i still felt how intense the heat was

cant imagine what those niggers in portugal must feel tbqhwyf
>>76314365
the reason i dont say goodbye is because is implied you are leaving not staying to see who said bye you whore

>>76314365
fuck off, you big baby

>>76314365
night boo boo

My daddy says that life comes at you fast, we are like blades of grass, we come to prime and in time we just wither away.

Received a filter (you)

good night :3

>>76314378

last train to london

because my mom always reminds me that the only time my dad took her out to dance they danced to it.

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>>76313974
Anime?

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FUCKING SUNBURNS

NEVER GOING OUTSIDE AGAIN

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*does the robot*
beat that, fuck face

so /cum/ if you died right now what music would they play at your funeral

mine : the doors, no doubt in my mind.

>>76314459

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npn34yn8GJE

>>76314459
I'm a Slave 4 U

>Man in Brunei won't stop viewing my interpals profile
Talk to foreign qt's they said, international gfs they said...

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>>76314438
>his skin doesn't protect him from the sun

>>76314320
A lot of people don't like it but
I like the heat actually. It's good to party in the desert. Cold actually kills me since I'm born and raised here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU

Britney Spears is unironically good.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A47RcHC7YXc

>>76314547
should go to their countries if you want to do that instead of trying to date them on the internet hmmm

>>76314646
Are we Britneyposting?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4FF6MpcsRw

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>>76314573
>he inherits sickle-cell disease
heh nuthin personnel kid

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>>76314634
Don't you dare be mean to this man you hear me. He is an angel.

>>76314701
nope

>>76314701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzybwwf2HoQ

>>76314691
>go to muslim country and talk to grills
Don't think that would work, besides on IP they talk to me from all over the world.

>>76314720
no way we'll be excited to have him. It's an expansion team so you can only expect so much.

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It's 2:00am let's pretend to be little girls!

>>76314755
I can't I have to do homework
But I'm going to shower first to procrastinate

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>>76314755
I'd rather not
>2:00am
Fix your clock it's RNH

>>76314755
faggot

>>76314730
Remember when BritBrit invented anime?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQFIKP9rGhQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQvNoOWw0pQ

Britney Spears can't compete.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eknfVxCQOEw

>>76314787
literally who

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>>76314776
What's gay about wanting to be a little girl?

dont be mean

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The quality of my posts has declined over the past year.

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>friend request from a guy from US outlying islands

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Or maybe my posts have gotten better...

>>76314959

nope

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>>76314421
yes anime

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mmm hehe

really enjoyed koe no katachi. The only problem I had with it is I doubt a girl that cute would have been bullied. seems unrealistic

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>>76315013
Really makes you think

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>>76313974
>tennessee

Feeling nostalgic for the smell of wrestling mats atm.

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It's getting VERY hot this summer.

Please remember to drink a glass of milk with every meal.

I need a kiss right now

>>76315040
hey MC

>>76315025
Crazy if you think cute girls are exempt from bullying.

>>76315066
*kisses you*

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anime

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>>76315066
got u fám

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>>76315066
>>76315084
>>76315095

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>>76315120

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>>76315072
hi

>>76314459
merzbow

also, i want my grave to be a thousand feet deep so that shit goes on for 15 minutes

>>76314459
brass monkey

https://www.vevo.com/watch/robin-thicke/blurred-lines-(unrated-version)/USUV71300526

So hard to /cum
without alcohol.

I feel like someones watching me. When I'm boozed up I just whip it out and beat that failed breeding encounter right the fuck fuck fucking fuck out.

Being myself makes me feel like I can't touch the ground.

>>76315264
Our burger technology is far ahead of the USA

>>76315277
Do it like you did when you were 18 bro. Imagine that hotty in class or the one you saw today, or your girlfriend or future wife, grab your dick and go to town on it.

Increase speed and focus on sex, even your enemies having sex. Because pity the warrior who has defeated all his enemies.

*coughs*

*farts*

>>76315456
Hello there.

Everyone seems to have left.

Tell me about yourself.

>>76315481
Smells like someone else is here

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I don't know what this says, but I hope it's funny.

>>76315481

hello, fellow calianon

>>76315515
Yeah, is me
what up son?

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Oh... that wasn't funny at all.

Good night.

>>76315554
>here comes dat anon
oh shit waddup boi

>>76314139
Nuevo Leon made a law to avoid this.
Its fake, but legally can happen in any south state.

Not in Chihuahua or Sonora thanks to the self denfense state laws, meanwhile in the other north states its a mess.

We need to remake laws, hell, its still legal to kidnap someone to marry in my state.

>>76315642
>its still legal to kidnap someone to marry in my state.
Why don't you have a gf then?

>>76315657
can't fit a mexican woman in a compact car

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>>76315685

One, two, three... *italo-disco music* plays

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katsuya draws the best tits 2bh

*shuffles feet*

Do you guys ever scroll down these threads and think this is my life?

not sure why I have these condoms in my room.

>>76316200
explain further

>>76316200
all day every day

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I fucking did it lads, after 6 years of non-stop work and school and getting degrees I finally got a spot with my local symphony orchestra

>>76316200
Nah, maybe I would if this were all I did.
>>76316654
Congrats!

>>76314021
Cara soy mas blanco que tu

>>76316654
dang, I wish I could get paid to do nothing too.

>>76314136
>legit need a friend
>ignores me
>ignored my dm

>>76316720
I-It isn't nothing. And the pay isn't that much, not that I care, this is a dream come true.

>>76316788
K post a video and shit when you play something

>>76316788
just kiddin nigga
any 1st world civilized country will always value the arts. congrats though for real I know music is crazy competitive and you have to be real good to get on something like this. tfw no talent

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>>76315534
Don't be disillusioned Caesar, Alexander was a foretoken and you were both driven by the same force.

>>76316878
iktf, I used to play bass guitar in a punk band but I just followed what the guitarist was doing. coudln't ever write bass lines which sucks. Don't know HOW it is possible to not be good but bass but I manage

It's 2 a.m., so tired is my sleepless soul. All things I see, they swiftly change.

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>>76316952
A lot of "musicians" manage to be garbage at it.

don't forget today is the longest day of the year

B A N G
A
N
G

Lads help me. I'm a recent grad and I have my first job interview Monday and I'm shitting bricks. They're gunna be testing my French.

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>>76317339
Greetings Sir Latvia. How do you do?
>>76317436
find. French. gf. NOW.

>>76318109
Im in Venice now, really hot

you?

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>>76318223
Venice... Italy?
It has also been very hot here lately (California). The pavement burned my bare feet as I was walking outside yesterday. I just count myself lucky to not be living in Phoenix, AZ right now. It has been averaging around 50°C there, the heat has caused flights to be cancelled.

>>76318571
Yeah the italian one.

Also I cant wait to get back to my little northern country where the heat is bareable

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>>76318904
Your flag is still Latvia. What do you take me for, some kind of darn fool?

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>>76319089
>american education

mobile net keept the original countries flag, welcome to Europe

>>76318109
Been tryna find that for four years now bud. And I live in Quebec too. If I had a gf I wouldn't be on 4chan.

drinking a coffee

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>>76319225
I don't appreciate your attitude. Didn't know there were black girls in Latvia.
I wouldn't know, I still use an old keyboard phone. There's little point in upgrading when you don't leave your room. Enjoy the pizzapasta.

>>76319243
>If I had a gf I wouldn't be on 4chan.
It's cute that you think that.

>>76319225
>american education
How in the fuck was anyone supposed to know that, and in which class is such a thing supposed to be taught?

>>76317005
iirc they didn't even plug Sid Vicious's bass into an amp, and he's one of the most well-known bassists.

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>>76319528
>>76319583
oi, calm down you double cunts, its a joke

also, ive mentioned this miracle before, loads of times infact