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Culture Pals - /cp/

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GAMBIA, the smiling coast of Africa edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs around the world!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE? Sign up at
>www.interpals.net

OP pastebin:
>http://pastebin.com/8MT3uBwG

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
>https://mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script (javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension)

https://pastebin.com/h5A30AW7

Previous thread:
>>76302373
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Ameribull thread
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>>76311682
Let it be so.
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>>76311575
I'm sure someone's catfishing me because I get so many of these sub/sissies from my location visiting me profile the past year.
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What is manlet status on interpals? Post your heights to prove you are not a manlet.

>187 cm
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sometimes a nigga gotta do what a nigga gotta scooby dooby doo
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Where can we find a final solution to the koreaboo problem?
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>>76311682
South America representing
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>>76311750
kill urself so u don't see it anymore nigga
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>>76311607
lolno, I got your post perfectly. You're butthurt because you feel emasculated by not getting any attention from women on the internet or real life. Look at how you felt the need to assert how much stronger you are than some dude who has like 3 pictures of solely his face on his profile. This isn't about you actually wondering why women are attracted to him; it's about you being mad about not getting girls. Hell, you've probably been in the same number of fights as you have had sex without paying for it: zero.
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>>76311740
>cm
Fuck off back to Canada faggot. 6'.
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Reminder that if you are under 6' you need to change your gender on interpals to female
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>>76311734
plz message me
I live near you
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>>76311802
maybe ill finally get messages
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>>76311808
Look elsewhere
fetlife.com
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>>76311834
tfw no flypet
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>>76311855
Good way to discipline a pet.
If they don't pay attention, you can yank the string and decapitate them for punishment ;).
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>>76311872
K I N K Y
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>>76311872
t. Estonian serial killer
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>>76311855
cute
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>>76311887
The fly will be my Estonian serial killer
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>>76311909
>tfw no estonian serial killer
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>>76311909
yall wild lol wyd guys
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>tfw all your qts are asleep
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What snacks do you eat while you are hunting your qt's on interpals?

I have peanuts and pistachios
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>>76311952
Are you the guy from Brooklyn?
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>>76311968
Cherry poptarts, vodka, and crystal meth.
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>>76311968
Pizza rolls
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>>76311968
water
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>>76312005
yeah. Be honest what's the chance of me getting a gf
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>>76311968
Works great with tea.
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>>76312028
Download Tinder and you'll be slaying p*ssy 24/7
You're very good looking, I don't know why you're on InterPals tbqh.
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>>76312038
>tea
Why is this not considered gay in other countries? Tea is quite obviously gay.
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>>76312089
I'm a 6'2 virgin. Tinder has trash girls
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>>76312130
Are IP girls better at all? Both are pretty normie tier.
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>>76312130
you're a trash guy too you not playing anyone
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Why are 16 yo qts the best qts
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>>76312140
IP girls are autistic as fuck and significantly better.
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>>76312148
i'm telling on you
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>>76312148
Because you're a degenerate shitskin.
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>>76312130
Good facial aesthetics, no hetero. 6'2 is just a bonus.
Some girls like virgins. The girl is not worth it if she can't overlook that.
Try OkCupid?
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Remove 1 country from interpals
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>>76312172
That must be why the white girls like me so much ;)
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>>76312204
whitch one
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>>76312143
mean

>>76312200
WHY CANT YOU JUST BE MY GF
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>>76312204
Muslims. The Ummah counts as a country.
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>>76312208
You don't get girls, we all know you're the finnish-boo fan girl.
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>>76312290
i'm sorry i didnt mean it
psych
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i want to breed a binnish mongol girl and give her my aryan seed
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>>76312290
sorry
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>>76312351
I want to breed a pure mongol girl and give her my seed
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I want to fill the womb of a qt blue-eyed jewess with my aryan seed and watch it leak out of her cunt as I slowly retract my uncut cock
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IP girls have that perfect blend of autism and daddy issues that you just cant find anywhere else
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>>76312361
do you have a boyfriend
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>>76312475
>tfw no IP gf
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>>76312556
yea me nigga
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>>76312556
We were born alone
and we die alone
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>>76312594
for serious tho. you and serial killer poster something?
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>qt missing
E M E R G E N C Y
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today qt deleted profile because of moroccans, turkey, algeria
asked for my facebook before she scooted, don't have one
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>>76312683
should've told the dumb bitch she could've blocked those countries
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>>76312683
>qt deleted profile because of moroccans, turkey, algeria asked for my facebook

why is that her business? jealousy?
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>>76312328
Is Chilean Finnish fan girl that big of a thing? I see her all the time
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>tell russian girl her dacha is mine now
>she blocks me
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>>76312708
You would rather be in a relationship with a white bitch so she can create Satan behind your back and you will pray it doesn't come out with a black cock
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>>76312781
Pshhh... bitches cant take banter
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>>76313124
fr she just mad she doesn't have a dacha anymore
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I hate aussies
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>>76314375
moot pls go
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>>76314526
I also hate brown people
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>>76312755
I'm not
I'm only coming here lately because I get random days of peak retardation
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is Erikgb in?
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>>76311740
174cm
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>>76311740
162 cm
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>>76316105
>>76316519
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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>>76316549
what's funny about my height?
my ex was around 162 cm too
was quite perfect for kissing and not feeling like a little girl.
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>>76316673
How tall are you?
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wew lads
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>>76316867
162cm
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>>76316888
Not bad
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ahhhhhhhh my fucking austism
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>>76317313
what wrong
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>>76317356
ruined convo with qt because me autism
don't know how to react to events irl
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>>76317449
what say you say to ur qt?
cant fix?
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>>76316870
>falling for this obvious bait/bot
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I'm not german you fucking gook
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>>76315471
Yeh bebe
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>tfw you get a bunch of qts to message you but they live on the other side of the planet.
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>>76317571
>implying I'm falling for it
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>tfw a literal hoe rejected me
(as in she gets naked and begs for money)
Not gonna make it lads
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>>76317806
what kind of person wouldn't reject those kind of messages, seriously

>please respond!
lmao
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>>76317806
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>>76317806
>please respond
kill yourself, virgin
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>>76318057
But then I will always be a virgin
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>>76317897
Need Inv lad.

t. Winnie
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>>76317721
are you actually a soldier? lookin cute bb xo
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>>76318351
I was in 2015; my conscription year. Thanks bae
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>>76317806
tragic
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>>76318391
was it fun?
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>>76318480
Yeah it was, but it was so little military like desu. My service was base security but we mostly watched Netflix, played ps3 and ate kebab
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>>76318519
well I'm guessing you're not too heavily involved in wars atm

I've always felt that I'd like to have done a year or two in the army, I wouldn't mind if the UK had conscription
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>>76318136
?
>>76318519
at least that seems kind of comfy
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>>76318563
I met plenty of British lads on nato exercises here. Granted the lower tier grunts were fairly white trash but still, they were fun to drink with. But if I were you I'd attempt officer or not at all. The progression for normal enlisted was apparently super fucking slow
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>>76318596
T-texas?
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>>76318637
wait, you're the dude with the awesome cats
hi
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>>76318637
my parents considered putting me through Sandhurst when I was a kid lmao but didn't in the end

always wondered how my life would have turned out if I'd taken that route
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>>76318701
What are you doing with your life now then? Better be a neet
>>76318694
Damn right that's me
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>>76318892
>Better be a neet

why's that?
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>>76318892
I can help you with Spanish if you're truly interested in improving your language, men who appreciate cats deserve the best.
Of course I'm just a granny tier non qt so that's the only relevant thing I can offer. I wanted to learn Norwegian at some point but I'd rather focus on Finnish because Finland is the country I'm obsessed with.
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>>76319008
>learning Finn
sad!
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>>76319069
I've gotten fairly decent at it. Pronunciation is really easy at least.
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>>76318694
Get on my level
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>>76319130
That's a fairly delightful looking feline
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>>76319212
>those eyes
We /cat pals/ now
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>>76319008
I appreciate the offer, but unfortunately im not really serious about spanish anymore. Its kinda been a on and off commitment, mostly on the off-side.
>>76318928
because neet is love, neet is life
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>>76317782
what are you look for on interpals anyway? unless you're like some upperclass romanian you probably don't have the money to go visit any qts.
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>>76319737
makes sense, I assume most interpal guys asking for language exchange mostly just want to meet qts from countries that speak those languages anyway
your cat is gorgeous
this thread is as good as some of you said it was :3
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>>76319808
No i was serious about it in the past, partly why i made an interpals was to help me get better at spanish for school. Then i gave up, then i decided to keep trying. Now im considering switching to French, but its going to be just way too difficult
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>>76311740
183cm a.k.a 6ft exactly.
>tfw just past manlet status
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>>76312140
interpals girls are not completely normie. They have a slight level of autism.
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>>76319919
French grammar is a bitch, lad.
t. had 3 years of French

Spanish is probably much easier.
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>>76312204
USA so then all the English learning qts will come to the rest of us anglos
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>>76319984
I know, spanish was doable once i got into it. French is offputting merely because of the difficulty, i really dont want to deal with it even though i really wish to be able to speak it
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>>76319998
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>>76320075
What is your problem with Spanish senpai?
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>>76320121
my interest just dabbed off and im a lazy fuck
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>>76320160
Same thing happened with me. I think the solution is to try out another language.
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Guys what do i reply?

Fucking muslims i swear
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>>76320493
Make up a story where you almost died and Allah appeared to you
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>>76320493
Say for you
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>>76320493
Erik, we don't care about you.
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>>76320493
"I like the idea of worshipping a goat fucker and child molester, as we have mutual interests."
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>>76320493
say you want to fight a jihad, too much degeneracy in the west
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>>76320538
>>76320545
>>76320553
>>76320590
>>76320626
and now we wait, i will in the end hit her with this tho; >>76320626
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>>76320718
nice one m8
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>>76320718
good lad
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>>76320718
Kek good one
I wonder if you're on NSA watchlist already
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Who else has fucked a qt he met on IP here?

Shit was cash and it's only just beginning
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I would never say no to oral.
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>>76321256
where was she from and what age?
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>>76321512
19 and neighboring country
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so is this like tinder for autists?
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>>76321256
Had the chance to fuck some local cuties, but I was too pussy to proceed. Now I'm talking to this barely legal qt and might eventually go for it.
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>>76321280
She doesn't look like she's good at giving head
>>76321623
It's like tinder for men who like exotic puss and have a dream of banging girls from all over the world
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>>76321658
Dude, no matter how nervous you are you can't let it stop you it's always like first hour or two it's awkward
Then it gets alright
Then you go in for a kiss and get laid

JUST DO IT
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>>76321674
With the added bonus that they can't stop you from messaging off that bat, so there's a big barrier gone
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>>76321698
Thank you chilly bro. I will do it, fuck it.
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>>76320718
*cringes*
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>>76322434
Look, she fucking bought it
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>>76322531
*cringes*
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>>76322531
Pls get her WhatsApp and send her audio of you pronouncing that magic spell
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>>76322531
>ashkadu anna abduhu

that fucking incantation topkek
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>>76322694
He's on enough watch-lists as it is ;^)
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>>76322531
>ashkadu
She's pronouncing it wrong. But don't bully her she hasn't done anything wrong
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>>76322694
>>76322705
>>76322822
im considering asking her to help me by sending me a vocaroo, then i'd send one in return ending it with allahu akbar and some explosion sounds
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>tfw another lonely morning
>tfw no qt European bf to make breakfast with
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>>76324056
post benis
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>>76324316
After you.
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>qt sent nice reply addressing entire message
>she didn't view your profile
what did she mean by this
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>>76325039
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>>76325131
EUGH this guy
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>>76322531
so thats all I gotta say when isis has a machete to my neck?
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>>76325223
nah i remember a vid where they made christians convert, then beheaded them right afterwards
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>>76324035
>>76325039
>>76325131
what's the gist here? catfish profiles?
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really want to click profile but cant remember if i did once before already
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>>76325424
Who cares, just do it.
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>>76317449
what happens to me is i usually sort of reach the bottom then i feel like i’m doing so bad there’s nothing to lose anymore & i start taking risks again (”doing dangerous things cause u lowkey wanna die”) and so far it always turned into me discovering i’m actually able to do things, things in general. it’s like if i was so exhausted by feelin bad that my mind and body start refusing it and stop thinking and feeling, then i become apathetic and just throw mself into things cause idc how it’ll end & eventually smth makes me happy. infatuations always give me a kick tho, that’s another thing, even when i know they won’t last, being into somone always motivates me alot. idk if i’m actually doing better tho, tbqh, it hasn’t been long so i’m constantly expecting a relapse, but i try to keep myself busy - keep doing whilst i feel “good” to achieve goals that i know will give me motivation if i were to fall down in the anxiety trap anytime soon.i keep teling myself that things & ppl are not scary as they seem & if u address situations with honesty nothing will go wrong, cause there’s no “wrong” when u’re being true to yourself. you’re an amazing human being & it’s incredible how self-aware and attentive u are, u might feellike you’re not improving at all but i’m sure u will realize how much you’ve actually walked forward as soon as u make it to get out of the anxiety loop for a while, that’s what happened to me, i was feeling like iwas stuck in a sortof hole for 3yrs while all that suffering actually taught me so much. i know no advice seems to make sense when you’re in “the loop”, but what i’m telling u is that i’m sure the work u constantly do on yourself will be compensated, u’re already building up ur future happiness and you’re putting a lot of effort into it and sooner or later it will b there, you’re too clever to be unhappy but also to always be happy, balance builds up on contraries.
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>>76325591
come on son, I aint reading all the shit
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>>76325779
it's ok. that reply is for another anon
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tfw no Svetlana gf to watch the footy with
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/Valya4

Russia, are you serious? We in the west were thinking you are the last defenders of christianity, but you allow even this?
Not even here in what used to be Deutsches Reich.
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I had a dream about interpals.

I had been going to the gym for a while and I had a really nice body. Anyway I uploaded a photo and got tons of comments saying things like nice face and a ton of new messages.
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what the fuck is his problem
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>>76326374
>tfw talking about the game with ruskie qt
Didn't even know there was a game today, she was the one that told me.
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>>76326531
Algeria is his problem.
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>>76326516
Uk flag strikes again
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>>76326516
Sounds like an easily realizable dream. Do it, faggot
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>>76326516
dont let youre dreams be youre dreams
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>>76326516
Lifting doesn't fix your face though

t. /fit/
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>Is ready to communicate on this topic in a letter.
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>>76326775
I know, but it was one of the dreams when the feels just hit you after you wake up because you didn't realise it was a dream straight away.

>>76327021
I know, I've seen your face.
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>>76327078
>one of the dreams when the feels just hit you after you wake up because you didn't realise it was a dream straight away.

Whole new meaning to "crushing sadness", tbqfh, lads.
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This girl has a boyfriend lmfao
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>>76327078
Oh it's you.

I'd urge you to start lifting regardless of the trainwreck you're sporting
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Your angelic, alluring, come-hither, symmetrical, facial beauty is only matched by your seductive senseualness.That libidinous gaze, is so gloriously, incomparable such magnificent winsomeness. Your gaze says fucking classy while your alluring deep brown eyes say lets party.
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Is everyone on interpals a fucking INTJ what is this

xDDDD le unique and edgy personality type
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>>76327154
did you post it before?

if not there was someone who made exact same type of text before
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>>76327217
ALWAYS
UNIQUE
TOTALLY
INTERESTING
SOMETIMES
MYSTERIOUS
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>>76327157
I don't know what you mean by that but I was just saying it was quite weird how I had a dream about interpals
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>>76327217
why are so many people on 4chan INTP? is that the official shitposter masterrace? can someone point me to a study on the link between INTP and memes?
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>>76327289
Just banter. Maybe you're on there too much and it's seeping into your subconscious
>>
>>76327354
>can someone point me to a study on the link between INTP and memes?
No, but I can probably point you to one showing a connection between INTP and autism ;^)
(Not even kidding, desu)
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>>76327248
No. I just received the text now. She is still sending some paragraphs kek
>>
I had a gf for a while from here and I honestly wish I'd never met her. Should've broken both her arms looking back on it
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>>76327458
Come on, greentext it.
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told the russian cuck finally his wife was sending nudes. His response was kinda weird. He said he would be divorcing her and that was all.
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>>76327499
Wtf, nigger?

Gonna post that video now? ;^)
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>>76327354
I'm ENTJ lad
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>its another north african guy messages me
when will it end
>>
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>>76327559
>i suffer with too many massages
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>>76327441
that's probably it m8. cept' it's more of an inward autistism. not much sperging out
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>tfw the messages were paragraphs but they keep getting shorter
every fucking time goddammit
>>
>>76327546
not gonna lie lad, Im rather jealous. ENTJ may unironically be the masterrace
>>
>>76327742
A-at least they're responding, r-right?
>>
>>76327386
Meh, it's my Aunties wedding coming up in a few months and my looks are really stressing me out. Let's face it, the photos will stay around for the rest of my life and I will have to constantly look at them every day. My family will have the photos up everywhere: in family albums, in their house and all over social media. If I don't look somewhat decent I might just purposely overdose on something the night before so I can say I had an accident and was in the hospital.

I have been skipping everyone's birthdays because I know the photos will end up on social media and I hate the way I look. The only photo of me this year is an Instagram photo of me at a house party which I'm not happy about and I didn't even plan to go to but it kind of happened after a night out drinking.
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>>76327639
i dont, i only have 3 views today and 1 of them happened to be some guy from Morocco and his message is my only message of the day
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>>76327529
I already posted that russian sluts vids. Sorry you are late bro :/
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>>76327921
Are you actually a teenage girl?
>>
>>76327962
Oh, I thought you were the guy with the Turk milf.

Mind telling me where I can find it?
>>
trannies are disgusting
thank you
>>
Do you guys message a girl if she views your profile?
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>>76328144
>messaging first
lmao @ ur life
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>>76328144
if I have something in common with her yea. otherwise, nah it's not worth it.
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>>76328144
do you?
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>>76328144
>>76328196
I did it yesterday only cuz she was a real qt
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>>76328020
ebin post, thanks

>>76328144
only if qt
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>>76328249
Only rarely.
>>76328259
Idk like at least 90% of them are qt af

Most of the girls I message never viewed me so no idea which is more effective
>>
>>76328355
well there are plenty of attractive girls but this one made my heart beat a little even if she's not model tier
now how do I flirt idk
>>
>slightly older qt views profile
>view her profile
>only accepts messages from people her age and up
fug
u
g
>>
>>76328001
Same guy. Hunter of milfs :^)
it was few months ago when I posted her vids.
>>
>>76328460
Ah, k, cool.

I already came so don't really care for the vids now ;^)
>>
>>76328460
What about the .rar with Turkish milf? :3
>>
>messaging qt french girl obviously struggling with English
SO CUTE WHERE IS MY FRENCH GF REEEEEEE
>>
>>76328687
>check flag
You should have, at least, 5 years of French at school, desu


>>76328657
^ this
>>
>>76328839
Very few anglophones in Canada actually retain any of the French we learn in grade school
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>>76328950
Well, 12 years it is, then.
>>
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>>76326494
She's quite aggressive. Wouldn't be surprised that she will someday bomb the poor ivans.
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>some Indonesian starts speaking to me in broken english
>bored so I play along, telling her about what I do
>now discussing the intricacies of the Brexit negotiations with her and responses from the stock market

this wasn't on the script
>>
>>76327499
bit out of order mate :(
>>
>>76329211
kek why did she send you this?
>>
>>76329316
why?
>>
>>76329546
dunno I just feel bad for her for some reason

she just wanted a bit of fun

is this the iranian?
>>
/MaeOseki
>I need money please help me.


Finnbro, help a poor lady out?
>>
>>76329598
Nah she isn't Iranian. She is the Russian one.
If you are married and still living with the guy, you shouldn't do this to him. Sending nudes to some guy and telling him master etc.
>>
>>76329851
Get a life desu.
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>>76329745
sent 20€
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>>76329911
I don't think your dick pics are worth 2 euros each, lad.
>>
i just cant find the perfect qt
>>
which sickfuck of you is superova
>>
>>76330337
nobody can m8
>>
Been hiking and swimming in the Yorkshire Dale's today lads, very nice weather for it if I may say so
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>>76330742
quite jealous mate
>>
>>76330781
The water was ice cold, refreshing as fuck
>>
>>76330742
Nice weather here too. I've been building a hiking trail through the forest in my backyard. Hoping the manual labor will help me get /fit/ and burn off stress
>>
>>76330742
fuck sake m8, you're making me feel envious now. I need to get out more, but there isn't much countryside in London.
>>
>>76330337
who knows maybe is near to you and you still haven´t noticed her senpai
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>>76311740
180
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>>76319778
that's some serious salt right there, alpine jewbro
>>
When is a penis considered big???
>>
when it doesnt fit in ur bro's mouth
>>
If I message a Canadian, and if he misgenders me can I report him to the police and have him arrested??
>>
>>76331037
but i think i'm wasting too much time on this, even if it's a side gig.
>>
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>>76327217
i'm that, ages ago that one seemed to be the most common type on 4chins, when did it switch to INTP?
Also, ENTJ is master race
>tfw <10% extrovert
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My turkish milf met her ex-husband today to which she is still legally married to.
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>>76331706
No, that only works in Commiefornia.
>>
>>76328460
Give us an update on the turkmilf situation, lad
>>
>>76332355
following this saga very closely
>>
>>76327217
I am ISTP iirc
>>
>>76330742
>not taking your boat out to the North Sea
lmao peasant
>>
>>76327217
I am ISTJ
>>
>>76332355
so she convinced herself that you're still real? top kek
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why don't the qts message me or when they do they dont ask to see my peepee
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>>76332545
mate please tell me this isn't you
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me ISTP master raise
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>>76332571
>>
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>>76332568
nah this is me
>>
>>76332545
let us see your peepee
>>
uhm are you a girl tho
this is a blue board so ill do a rough sketch
>>
CAN JUST ONE SWEDISH GIRL REPLY TO ME JUST ONE FUCK
>>
>>76332530
mate, she just said she loved me to my korean fake. She is lost.
>>
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here's a rough sketch
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>>76332767
wow)))))
>>
>>76332855
thank you m'lady
now its your turn to see your boobies pls :)
>>
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>>76332919
i'm a gentleman but here's a rough sketch))
>>
>>76332998
omfg hot
>>
>>76332733
How can you hold the fake persona for so long?
Do you suffer of split personality? Severe autism?
Your work is impressive kek
>>
>>76332731
Nej
>>
I FUCKING HATE WOMEN

I wish I was gay sometimes t b h
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>>76333083
dra åt helvete jag vet att dom gillar babbe kuk
>>
>>76333115
Why do you hate women?
>>
>>76333145
Heartless
>>
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>>76333183
what happend
>>
>>76333129
Men inte din
>>
>>76333266
serberna = bästa svennarna
>>
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>>76333062
>How can you hold the fake persona for so long?
>Do you suffer of split personality? Severe autism?
>Your work is impressive kek

Maybe depression.

Here enjoy some HueHue tits.
She just sent me today.
>>
>>76333376
can I get a quick rundown on what you are doing
>>
>>76332545
show pee pee
>>
>>76333515
doing what?
>>
>>76333515
Ruining women for the rest of us tbqh
>>
how do i make my brofile more interesting
>>
>>76333515
using a fake korean profile to take advantage of koreaboos
>>
>>76333617
already did bih >>76332767
>>
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>>76333661
post profil
>>
>>76333670
this sounds like a great idea but unfortunately i respect women too much
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>>76333774
>i respect women
>>
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HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>
>>76333774
Why? It isn't as though they respect you.
>>
>>76334364

hmmmmm
>>
>>76334364
Hmmmmmmm
>>
>>76333692
/todflanders
>>
>>76334364
>>76334468
>>76334526
really makes u think
>>
>>76334364
hmmmmmmmmmmm
>>
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>>76333183
people in general are selfish jerks that don't mind hurting others if they get something out of it, even if it's only brief amusement
>>
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>>76334592
i dont actualy have idea sorry
>>
0 online
interpals is dead
>>
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>>76334044
>>76334365
my only problem is that I respect women too much
>>
>>76334592
take a picture with you staring at a potato and have a caption saying "my ancestors"
>>
>>76334975
why wont they fix this fucking site once and for all
>>
>>76335074
any "fix" they do will just make it worse
>>
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>>76335074
the russian who owns it is only interested in datamining for fsb
>>
I'm really fucking lonely.

Should I get interpals?
>>
>>76335275
is that you smalteser?
>>
>>76335320
N-no. Who?
>>
gonna go have a cigarette but pretend a new thread was made and i posted "first for big dicks and slangin bricks" as the first post
>>
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>>76334594
>>
>>76335320
lel what a fucking uggo she is
>>
>>76333774

LMAOIN @ UR LIFE
>>
>still 0 online
what have I become
>>
>>76335577
you're already dead
>>
>404 Not Found
>>
new thread please
>>
Hour 48 of SEARCH FOR MISSING QT
Either her phone is dead or she is. Not looking good
>>
>>76332496
Don't have a boat nor do I live by the sea
>>
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I can finally leave these threads
>>
>>76335275
It can go one of two ways

>you either have good game/are good looking and can talk to a constant stream of QTs, even get nudes

Or

>the lack of attention you get from girls reaffirms your beliefs that you're ugly and will never get a gf

I say go for it. If you get rejected enough you can go full edgelord and troll qts, or make a Chad account like the Netherlands lad and troll them
>>
>>76336034
I've had nudes from girls when I've used a blank profile with no pictures. If you can't get anything from girls on Interpals you need to reevaluate your life.
>>
>>76336034
>>76336067
Well it was nice knowing you pals, I'm ending it
>>
>>76336067
Medal's in the post mate but why are you telling me this? I have no trouble getting nudes off birds, I'm giving this lad advice
>>
>>76336034
Good points. Will consider it, thanks.
>>
>tfw nudes don't fix your lack of motivation to live
Hello /cp/ remember that nudes are easy to get and you just need practice with talking
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>>76336543
I can talk fine but I can't get nudes >:(
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>>76336591
Have you tried being more attractive?
>>
>>76336668
im ok looking except on snap when i look like a sloth
>>
>>76336725
Snap is the easiest place to look attractive. Play around with angles and try to get their nudos before they see through your bullshit
>>
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>>76336725
If you use a doggy filter u'll look like a dog instead of a sloth
>>
>>76336797
FUCK!!!!
i need more charisma tho

>>76336855
i got one good pic of me with a dog filter but it look like a thottie
>>
>>76336855
DONT use doggy filter if not ironically (and you gotta point out you're ironical with some joke)
>>
>>76336884
are u a gril
if ur a boy send it to girls so u can be their gay friend and they show u their asses in tight clothing to ask u which dress theyll buye
>>
>>76336927
that plan seems solid lol
>>
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>>76337008
trust me

hmmmm
>>
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>/cp/ will never learn to make a new thread after 300+th post
>>
>>76337247
so make one
>>
helo u prety woman i have sexx wit u pls
>>
>>76336034
>can talk to a constant stream of QTs
Doing this, though convos seem to die after a few messages
>even get nudes
I can't do this, not that I'm trying
So I guess I'm just average
>tfw not Chad
>>
>>76335059
weak
>>
>>76337681
Right there with you, pal
>>
new thread
>76338108
>>
>>76338143
you sick bastard
>>
>>76338143
fk
>>76338108
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