Pepe edition
how can I become this alpha
when will I get over my asian girl phase?
>tfw learning chemistry and physics
>>76311389
Can't believe Pokemon still exists
>tfw meow
>>76311370
i dont like getting drunk to be painful
any recs? im likinf honey jack a lot.
>Counting down to new episodes of anime
okay, didn't think people got this bad
>>76311389
Pikachu is a fucking pimp
like touhou and like marisa simple as
>>76311394
Get any job that makes you interact with slants
these threads could really use more boipucci desu
>>76311377
8th for paha
9th for conway
>>76311427
the only anime I'm counting down to is the season 5
>>76311448
abysmal post
should I resub to wow or play a better game
>>76311432
i love marisa and alice!
>>76311417
have it with ginger beer
this is what I listend when I drive from work to my house
>>76311417
jack daniels cinnamon whiskey is one i recommend. very easy to down straight and not a bad after taste at all.
>>76311484
>nothing
Didn't know Mexicans were so stoic
Does liking tomboys make me gay? I like women with boy-ish attitudes, but I don't like princesses
>>76311481
Are you gay?
Does wanting a boyfriend in a non-sexual way make me gay
>want some from amazon
>ONLY 2 LEFT
>"guess I'll buy one"
>order it
>following day check to see if its down to 1 left
>ONLY 10 LEFT
>>76311529
very
>>76311514
>>76311529
it makes you a fucking tease
>>76311538
not
Would anyone like a hug
Why do canadians think they won war of 1812?
BOOBABBALABBOOO
>>76311562
Why do americans think they won 'nam
>>76311501
I don't even have a car or a job
btw
>>76311555
i do ;____;
>>76311562
>Americans invade
>don't keep anything
Simple as
>>76311579
Because we did.
>Tfw someone downloads from you on Soulseek
nice to know i'm doing something nice
>>76311555
yes
>offer something free
>no one wants it
Would you humiliate yourself in public for a gf?
>>76311594
hence it was a stalemate not a canadian victory
>>76311604
They probably just did it out of pity.
i love the sweet after taste it makes feel happy
1488
2013
>>76311625
Its an everyday thing for me, so it wouldn't be a problem
>have important exam today which determines whether or not I pass my first year of uni
>it's at 9AM
>my dumb ass druggie comes home at 3AM, forgot the keys and woke me up to open the door
>haven't slept since then, it's 5AM now
hold me /cum/
I-I need somebody atm
Like boobs
Dislike butts
Like cocks
simple as
>>76311665
I'd name her my gf
Live In Indiana. Is offing myself the only way out?
want to get rid of non-whites simple as
Race mixing is only okay if it is between a black male and a white female.
>>76311686
Go to bed
What's the exam on?
>>76311686
*holds*
*touches*
*gropes*
>>76311688
>Dislike butts
>>76311709
>Declining black population
good. good
>>76311695
but what about if she was 3D!?!?
>>76311709
I don't mind that whites are disappearing. I'm just upset that they're being replaced with ugly mexicans.
Race mixing is only okay if it is between a black american male and a white french canadian female.
>>76311686
*rapes*
>>76311703
You could be in ohio.
>>76311719
>>76311703
Selling your body on the streets of Indianapolis to afford a rural cabin in Alaska is another option
>>76311725
its funny because they have a higher birth rate than whites but are literally killing each other so much that it doesn't matter
>>76311744
I approve of this message.
>>76311709
wow. This country will be solid republican fir a decade if that soothes you.
>>76311744
That is the cuckiest thing I have ever heard in my life
>>76311739
I have a 3D waifu I've been married to since august of last year
Been in search of a 2D but I may be in luck tonight
>>76311725
Its barely gonna change. If you annoy you know the'll annoy you then. A little less of them won't be enough to stop them.
Fixed my Nvidia drivers
woooooo
>>76311770
t. Pierre Dubois
>>76311715
Linear Programming. I'm wide awake now sadly (but head feels heavy). I guess I'll just revise for now. Bye buds.
where do gf's come from
>>76311793
do you make your wife dress up as a 2d girl?
>>76311825
quebec
Wish the media would stop normalizing Islam
>>76311826
No my waifu is a normie celeb who doesn't like 2Ds
Wish the media would normalize anime and shitposting
Like jazz
hate rap
love rock
simple as
>>76311814
Good luck
>>76311826
if i ever got this bad i would actually end my life
christ
white male genocide when
Q: Is this the ideal woman?
A: YES!
>Like jazz
>>76311869
>upper and middle class Mexicans commit mass suicide to prove their whiteness
JAJAJAJA
>wants a gf
>posts pictures of 2D and has a whole folder of them to share on a Japanese basket weaving forum
i heard
>I dislike jazz
Don't reply to it
hi
psych nah bye
>>76311886
Man hands
Imagine those suckers groping your cock
>listens to a piano once
>love jazz so much
>Not liking free form jazz
Pretentious asshole
>jazz? not a fan
>>76311847
that sucks
when i eventually get a gf i hope she is into strange things
>>76311868
girls can like 2hu too
last digit is minutes between next shots
haha i like jazz, my favorite jazzer is Bill Evans :)
>i like jazz
would hug a cum boy
>>76311962
>>76311959
are you a wizard
Anyone like jpop?
Is there anything fun to do in NYC that's also cheap?
>>76311976
Jpop isn't even the best asian pop.
>jpop
>whats good about jazz? Its just pretentious wanking on a saxaphone and clarinet
>>76311976
Dont like jpop
like naked girls
simple as
Jews
amirite fellas? amirite?
>>76311976
nope but i do like naked asians
>>76311976
Worse, you are poor examples of men. Men, good men, defend women. They do not attack them.
To which end: To defend the honor of Anita Sirkeesian, Zoe Quinn, Leigh Alexander, or yes, Anna Anthropy, I will be willing to meet any of you, on horse or afoot, with sword or pistol, at a time and place of your choosing.
>>76311981
I also like mongolian throat singing
>>76311977
kys, eat rats, or live in the sewers.
the only thing worse than JPop is listening to jpop
>>76311999
>defend women
women seduce us to protect them so they can mate with us without fear
>>76311976
Japs are smart as fuck but they dont have artistic talent...
People there seem pretty soulless and dead inside desu.
im the shit im fartin i don't know how to potty
yeet
I have crippling ADHD and possibly depression
Vietnam loves us and hates China
>>76312035
I sleep in a racing car
>>76312023
>no artistic talent
>inventors of anime
go sit in the corner think about what you just said
nothing wrong with babymetal
>self diagnosing mental problems
Every single night I can't sleep. thinking about my life makes me angry and upset. I regret everything. I want to go back and do it all again.
>>76312039
vietnam is the most underrated country on earth
Why not study science?
>>76312035
I should start posting more.
>>76312039
It's weird how they barely care about the Vietnam War.
schools be racist bc they be using whiteboards
>>76312039
even after we destroyed them at war they still love us
>>76311976
i like Love Live, babymetal, mostly but also AKB48
>>76312063
BECAUSE I STUDT APPLIED SCIENCE
>>76312063
because u study it and i dont want ur stink
NOTHIN CAN STOP ME
I'M ALL THE WAY UP
ALL THE WAY UP
ALL THE WAY UP
I'M ALL THE WAY UP
I'M ALL THE WAY UP
I'M ALL THE WAY UP
NOTHIN CAN STOP ME
I'M ALL THE WAY UP
>>76312066
why would they care? they won, the US was just one of many foreign imperialist oppressors that Vietnam has fought off, it is a victory to those in the north and a war where they fought with America to those in the south
>>76312041
>tfw no big bed and wife
>>76312066
They see it as a civil war that the US meddled in for a little while (which is what it was). They also know that most Americans didn't support it.
t. one of my professors was born in Vietnam and this was his answer when people asked him what he thought about it
>>76311279
There is nothing girly about that imo. That looks like it'd be pretty good
i need a cute mestiza gf
>>76312098
except me
*stops you*
>>76312083
cuck
>>76312117
used to have one of those
>>76312115
okay, girls better not make fun of me when i have it in my room
>>76312106
>why would they care?
Because it was an extremely important part of their recent history and caused millions of casualties?
>>76312115
drink my nut
one with a nice figure would be nice
>>76312117
My girlfriend is hotter tho..
>>76312136
They care more about China invading and trying to annex land off of them.
http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2015/04/30/vietnamese-see-u-s-as-key-ally/
Remember: hour of play>lifetime of conversation
if you really want her it's the way to go
Why are Chinese languages so hard to learn? And how come they're some of the most widely spoken languages in the world, but there's like next to no good learning materials for them?
reminder that viets are no good gommies
>>76312146
lol if you say so
Nobody else can see this post. Just you. We're using secure post tunneling.
You're target is the junior senator from your state. He'll be at a town hall in the capitol in a month. The museum roof will provide an unobstructed vantage point.
Come back and make a post about having no gf and we will wire the payment
>>76312136
not really, the had fought off the French only a little bit before and afterwards they fought off China
The French had colonized them for a long time and China had been a threat for as long as they have existed
it is a much bigger deal in the West than it is to the Vietnamese
>>76312063
Because the actual work is dull as fuck with shit pay.
>>76312146
Cuteness > Hotness
>>76312162
don't bother it's fucking impossible for a westerner to learn
>>76312171
Fuck off, I like Merkley.
>>76312159
i wish i had the balls to invite her out again, let alone plan what id do.
>>76312134
he's bullshitting you. drinking honey liquor is one of the most girly things ive ever seen in regards to alcohol.
>>76312147
Yeah, once Trump was elected they sent a large contingent and spent millions on influencing the fledgling administration about Vietnam. They have one of the biggest foreign lobbies now iirc.
I'm really good at learning languages, I just don't care to do so. Never leaving USA desu
Asian?
Ripe for a razin
Lads how do I stop being so awkward? Even the people I talk to online are starting to tell that I'm still a virgin.
>>76312171
porque me hablas en ingles.
>>76312177
Explain all the videos on Youtube of white people speaking it, then.
>lads
FOB
>>76312189
but i like it...
>>76312173
>kill a million gooks
>give them cancer with agent orange
>they don't even care years later
>in fact they love the USA
Truly the most powerful cunt
>>76312201
Being white doesn't necessarily make you a Westerner.
Asian?
Ripe for a raisin
>>76312214
They do specify that they;re westerners. Some of them even have British accents.
I will never get tired of watching Democratic schadenfreude.
>>76312201
they probably have some prexisting experience with multiple languages. Listen to me, don't learn chinese it's the hardest fucking thing I've tried in my life.
>girls with black hair and brown eyes look better pale
>girls with blonde hair and blue eyes look better tanned
God is toying with us.
>>76312211
start drinking straight vodka. cannot imagine being a man who can't down hard liquor on their own. it's like being a man shorter than 5'8, just pathetic.
>>76312234
So then why can't you learn it? Are you some kind of retard?
fucking mods
>>76312187
>>76312187
So you're just going to mope about not being brave enough to ask her out again? Yeah that's an amazing plan, sure you won't regret that when she find someone else and you no longer can. If you did it once you can do it again, if you're to lazy to even plan what to do well you don't deserve her, you can always give her my #
>>76312213
>burger
>no pickles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYwL-FzFDKQ
/cum/ is shitty this time of day
reminder that med girls are the master race
>>76312176
Nah... Wrong I would rater have a hot than a cute one..
A hot girl could not be that pretty but she will fuck you like a goddess...
The cutest girl could be good too but thats isn't for granted.
>>76312259
>clearly has pickles
Original blue eyed people had dark skin, not even memeing
>>76312242
I also have preexisting experience with multiple languages. My best friend is also Chinese.
learning japanese and none of you nonces can stop me can you
>>76312275
>shitty wavy cut pickle medallions
>not long, length-wise strips of pickle
Canadakun, please say hi to my kik because my phone was reset. I'm truly sorry.
Think I'm gonna try to go to sleep again
>>76312299
*stops you*
>>76312280
>tfw the original light skinned European people had brown eyes
I also read /int/+/pol/ shitpost articles
>>76312245
Wrong on both accounts.
Mexican intellectuals (yes, they do exist) began referring to Mexicans as a raza de bronce (“bronze race”) to highlight the historically maligned indigenous contribution to the nation’s gene pool. The bronze metaphor was simple but genius—bronze is a strong copper alloy with a golden-brown shine not unlike the skin color of millions of Mexicans. Secretary of Public Education José Vasconcelos expanded on this concept further with his 1925 essay, La Raza Cósmica (The Cosmic Race), which posited Mexico’s race-mixing of whites, blacks, Indians, and Asians as a natural, desirable goal in the evolution for humankind
>>76312310
shut up retard
>>76312273
Nope, mid european girls are the masterrace, think about it: France, Northern italy, Ukraine, Czech republic, Hungary, all the countries in the middle region of Europe have the best girls
>>76312306
Not every picture on the internet is a shitpost.
>>76312305
>Think I'm gonna try to go to sleep again
*stops you*
Am I your favorite star?
>>76312305
Why did my regionals disappear for this post?
>>76312324
*stops you from stopping me*
BTFO
ill find a nerdy girl that wants to get drunk on honey jack with me you'll se :3
All around me I see artists, athletes, and intellectuals. I quite wish I was like them.
But they've got a real head start on me...
>>76312310
>mexicans have to do this to feel good about being mexicans
why not just build a great country like the us
>best girls
No such thing.
>>76312310
What the fuck are you talking about Juan??
Stop drinking fucking tonayan.. XD
>>76312322
People only post them here as shitposts though, either way shows how shortly light skin/hair/eyes evolved in Humans
>>76312321
masterrace girls are in east asia and vancouver
Will try going to bed again. If you see me post again, I've failed.
>>76312329
>Honey jack
So you're saying you want a girl with terrible taste in booze?
>>76312306
Don't read any article written by a media source let alone 4chan interpretations of them, I follow genetic anthropolgy blogs and read the actual studies. Origin of light skin and blue eyes is still unknown as of now, their were multiple unrelated light skinned groups, blue eyes was most common among dark skinned groups though
How do you stop thinking about suicide for good
>>76312336
Nah is good shit senpai.
Our vice president equivalent is some chinese dude, nobody gives a shit, everybody is mexican unless you are a nigger.
how in god honest fuck can someone live in Arizona. The entire week it's 110 degrees. That's like, lethal man.
>>76312303
Saya menghantar mesej itu
>>76312349
True..
But they have no boobs and no ass...
*listens to 3 days grace*
*looks at the floor*
*moves hair out of face*
woah...this REALLY makes you think
>>76312343
hmm beg to differ laddie
>>76312357
girls that like me tend to be a lil odd
I still think about the girl who smiled at me in hope depot desu
I don't get out often
>>76312349
>talking to Chinese friend, born in Hong Kong
>tell him that people online call Vancouver Hongcouver
>"Well, they're not wrong"
>>76312371
>split the bill
Then you wonder why she doesn't want to go
im going to kill the guy who named the tropical storm after my ex
>>76312363
americans are pussies.
>>76311401
;_;
>>76312368
what are you a child?
>>76312343
thats where youre wrong
>>76312384
honestly the "Hong Kong" part isn't at all the worst part
Hong Kongers are generally very well behaved, are very good at speaking English, do well for themselves and hate the everlasting shit out of mainland chinks. The big problem is immigration from mainland china, since those people are complete and utter subhumans (even the wealthy ones who hide their money in Canada, you can tell they're nouveau riche and still have that fundamental uncivilized mainland chink aspect going on).
I often shitpost in tune with the music I listen to.
>>76312371
>trans "women" are desperate
really gets my ticker tickin
>>76312404
>18% humidity
>>76312435
>Hong Kongers are very good at speaking English
?????
The czech language is actually okay
Yukari is an ugly whore.
>>76312459
We awe white peopre
>>76312443
you are me
you are of the mine
>>76312472
TAKE THAT BACK
I want to pay for my dates' meals but I think it's getting to the point where women are actually making more money than men.
janman tryna hold a brotha down
>>76312452
>>76312474
>chinese occupation was terrible
>leaving behind skyscrapers, hospitals and high education standards
>>76312459
Well, in Canada they are in my experience.
Maybe in Hong Kongers in HK aren't so good though, I don't know.
how much money did you spend today?
>>76312474
if you are actually a hongadian can you answer me this, why do hong kongers have the worst fucking accents? It's unintelligible what they say.
>>76312474
I really, really, really, really, really like this image
>>76312495
truly that is suffering
>>76312497
>a bunch of things that are directly because of foreign ownership
i am so fucking high
It's 92 degrees here almost everyday yet I run 3 miles 5 days a week, I worry more about skin cancer and melanoma than the heat
>>76312500
10 on lunch.
>>76312494
FUGG DE JANNIES
>>76312494
Same
>>76312497
it's the Brits who accomplished that
Chinese occupation started less than a couple of decades ago, and in that time HK has only seen its rights constantly violated, its Cantonese culture drowned by swarms of mainlanders migrating there, and its economic relevance diminished as the CCP sabotages it by forcibly relocating its industry elsewhere in order to make them more dependent on Beijing.
>cryptocurrency
>>76312511
well in july and august, it starts raining and the humidity gets way worse and we probably have highs above 100 everyday
>>76312506
I am not a yellowboi, it's probably because they speak cantonese instead of mandarin. There is a literal chinknadian in vancouver who posts here from time to time though, so ask him.
>>76312500
My time is worth at least 50$ an hour, and a day has 24 hours, so 1,200$
>I dislike making money
okay
>>76312510
Small percentage of Hong Kong chinks unironically consider themselves British and suck british/commonwealth dick whenver possible.
>>76312570
/our guys/
i'm pretty sure singaporeans do the same, even down to faking a british accent
>>76312570
because the brits at least gave them democracy and freedom
>>76312373
girls that like me tend to be 2D
pic related my current gf
make japan white again
>mfw cute italian girls all around me in two weeks
>>76312586
That is a cute burger.
what i like the most about this pic is the houses
>>76312609
>Canadian education
>>76312623
Texas is literally no better with heat.
>>76312625
>*Burger
>>76312623
Too bad Phoenix doesn't actually look like that
Well, maybe some retirement community somewhere
Kek, Bezos looks like fucking goon here, I can't believe he will be the wealthiest man in the world
Im bored
>>76312662
*I'm
>>76312662
*throws your keys in the bushes*
>>76312670
I've lost keys this way
i deserve suicide
I'm sad.
>>76312705
n-no
what did zitto animale mean by this
>>76312685
>>76312696
>>76312705
*kidnaps you*
*drugs you with cocaine and amphetamines*
*throw you in arena*
*force you to fight lions and crocodiles*
i love everyone here and id befriend all of you if i could
(with obvious exceptions)
>>76312646
Well Bill Gates always looks like a high school substitute math teacher. I guess they are too rich to care.
>>76312746
lol I've never heard that but he does look like mine from high school.
>>76312738
*throws your keys in the river*
>>76312730
Imagine firing up a proxy just to make incoherent posts so people think you are a real jap.
>>76312746
Yeah but Gate's looks happy with a goofy confident, Bezos has the "fuck I just shat my pants again" look
>>76312756
*catches them*
*steals his car*
>>76312772
*confidence
Should I take up smoking cigarettes?
Should I take up alcohol? I never really did in college.
>>76312790
no i smoke and it sucks
>>76312790
>>76312814
Yes, all the cool kids are doing it.
>>76312790
take up vaping instead
*sharts*
>>76312843
quick wheres the mart
>>76312868
STOP MAKING EARLIES CARA
>>76312868
Shant be posting in an early namefag thread
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNRbP7U0Iq8
>>76312303
They aren't sending anon