Please, colonize us!

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HOW DARE OF YOU SPEAK NICE THINGS OF BRAZIL YOU DONT KNOW NOTHING BRAZIL IS THE SHITTIEST COUNTRY ON EARTH EVERYBODY IS BROWN LOW IQ MISERABLE COMMUNIST MONKEY THAT KILLS NEGROS AND FUCK HIV WHORES STINKING OF PISS AND SHIT BRAZIL IS SHIT 60K BR MURDER BEST DAY OF MY LIFE SHIT SHIT PISS FECES FUCK YOU I AM BRAZILIAN AND WISH I WAS ANYTHING BUT IT JUST KILL ME WITH YOUR SUPERIOR LIGHT SKIN BLONDE UBERMENSCH 300 IQ BIG WHITE DICK PLS COLONIZE USA

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>>76310479
Reminder that every single Brazilian loves and wants to live in Rio de Janerio. Woah.

>>76310479
fuck that looks awful

>>76310479
But they tried

>>76310479
Brazil must carry on our legacy of burger after our empire crumbles

America from 2017 is not America from 50's anymore.

They are full of SJWs, leftists and degenerated teenagers.

They will never kill all commies anymore.

>>76310479
gib bunda and we'll consider it

>>76310479
>Please, colonize us!
I can haz cheezburger?

>>76310592
Brazil is pretty much the future version of the USA. You are already brown and full of degenerates. Though it is not too late for America.

>>76310479
Gib quiet seaside house in Southern Brazil pls

We can be good friends :)

>>76310479
I've seen several cringe posts through the years but this has to be at the top 3
Unironically kill yourself

>>76310663
this one is more
>>>/pol/130744820

>>76310615
>gib
>Take
U clearly misunderstood the principals of Brazilian COLONization.
U don't ask for it bro, those are not the mechanics of rape.

>>76310719
laughed

>>76310641

Yes. It is. Politicians like Bernie Sanders were an abomination in 50's

>>76310518
if by awful u mean beautiful then yes

>>76310697
>he used my OC
:')

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Paparapaparapapara clack bum
Parapapapapapapapapa

>>76311077
MORRO DO DENDÊ É RUIM DE INVADIR
NÓS COM OS ALEMÃO VAMO SE DIVERTI

No thanks.
If brazil became an american state then we'd have majority spanish speakers.

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>>76311161
>we'd have majority spanish speakers
>implying

>>76310644
>Gib quiet seaside house in Southern Brazil pls

They cost 1 million dollars on average. You better get one in Los Angeles, at least you will be in the first world.

>>76310663
>through the years
this thread is a fucking monthly repost and long time /int/ tradition, newfriend

>>76311161
But America already is the biggest Spanish speaking country. Adding us would be irrelevant

>>76311179
The American education

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make it happen, it would be easier being america's puppet if we bordered them

>>76310663
Do you have a problem with Americans colonizing Brazil?

>>76311244
It would tip the balance.

>>76310641
Sad but true.Though I still believe there is time to fix my country before we get to African levels. Removing commies and big states ideologists would be a start.

>>76311265
U don't need borders as long as u have the banana Chiquita.

https://wearechange.org/blood-and-bananas-chiquitas-deadly-history-drugs-corruption-coverups/

>>76310663
Newfag, cuz we do posts like this since I can remember..Been on int since 2014

>>76311265
holy shit

>>76311271
> wanting to be colonized yet again
Portugal is still playing hide and seek with our gold. It's not even funny anymore and the twats still haven't gave it back
Have you learnt nothing? Do I have to beat some sense into you?

Only Americans and South Brazilians truly understand what it means to be white.

>>76311390
>our gold

it was theirs lol it was their land

>>76311410
It's a meme you dip

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>>76311265
>>76311358
ftfy

>>76311403
>brazil
>merica
>white

>>76311444
Colombians are also white

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>>76311437

>>76311459
>spanish columbia
>white

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>>76311437
pretty unaesthetic, should've went with the old one

>>76311403
South Brazil was similar to Alabama up until 1990s, then thug culture took over and now it's a huge shithole.

>>76311535
I second this.

>>76311535
The 2 shades of blue don't really go together that well

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>>76311596
>>76311535
ftfy again

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>>76310479
>>76310518
I made this in literally a minute.

>>76312562
That could just as easily be French Brazil

>>76312688
it's an ameriburger just ignore him lol

>>76310479
i'll colonize ur wimminz

>>76312688
just like Iceland could easily be British Sweden, but that didn't stop them with their flag
>>76310479
we can barely handle our own country right now. you really, really don't want our involvement

>>76310479
I got jobs nigga but first I'm hitting up DE to sell my tech portfolio

>>76312841
are you really a burger? tell us how it is in iceland

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I want you to beg more, it pleases me