Good game edition
gg
the anime gf
why still no news of read dead redemption 2
or gta6
literally the only games i care about
>>76311633
post boi pucci
https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/grenfell-tower-fire-fighter-what-it-was-like-a7798766.html
the true heroes of that terrible night x
>>76311616
ritsu seems like the type of girl to become a drug addled slag after high school desu
Sargon yeah. he's are man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UI9cF9OJaU
>>76311655
>rdr2
>only a console release afaik
boo, decent xbone emulator when?
module marks are OUT lads
no transcript or classification yet though
>44% in a 4th year module
J U S T
>>76311674
chRIST THATS HOT
thaliad!
quite liked oblivion. couldnt even play more than a few hours of skyrim
>>76311655
because rockstar havent finished snorting all the cocaine they bought with gta 5 monies yet
wtf? how could you have a problem with this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxbdvo2vFwc
Skyrim was dumbed down normie shite like all videogames now
Dead industry
Go and get a second mcdonalds?
hungry and i dunno what else to do
legitimately got 35% in my year FOUR cosmology exam
just fuck my whole life up
Crass. Brash. Witty. Acerbic.
/BRIT/
>s. Johnston Dennis
Dad's in hospital with jaundice cause he's been drinking too much, cons of being a pint man
Grim reminder he'll probably die soon
if you play any single player games you are the definition of a casual normie. only competitive multiplayer games should be taken seriously
>work in 9 hours
>>76311788
>>76311788
would like to have a job
just hate applying for them
simple as
Thoughts on RS2? Doesn't feel the same dynamic but still fun, just called in a nice arty and shot down a cobra with the ole' rpg
Love killing yanks
>no work ever because i'm a NEET
told my girl about thailad
>>76311788
As an Irishman aren't most of you lot just counting down the days until you die from cirrhosis?
>english "people"
>>76311738
took a codeine and i'm a bit fucked up haha
think i got a first
according to my spreadsheet anyway
awaiting transcript in the morning
probably necked himself thinking he had 15 years of hard labor and waking up to this
https://streamable.com/256nq
do feel awful for his family
>>76311835
More or less I suppose
>>76311624
>>76281552 →
Hate Corbyn
Hate marxism
Hate venezuela
Love classical liberalism and rational debate
Simple as
>>76311839
Enjoy! Just don't make it a habit lad.
Just flogged the noodle to a 4K Elsa Jean POV scene lads.
found a picture of thailad
remember when shit like neverwinter nights was considered good graphics
fucking hell
>>76311845
Bolshevism was only invented to degrade Russia, strange to see how it spread all across the world
did sargon even go to uni?
seems like the kind of lad who just reads wikipedia articles and thinks he's intelligent because he knows a bunch of random trivia
>>76311880
this pic puts me on edge every time
>>76311854
first one ive taken in like 3 weeks
what time do they start doing breakfast at maccies lads? really want one
>>76311880
What a strapping young man
>>76311880
always thought those were back freckles but just now noticing he's covered in seasoning
>>76311920
good lad
>>76311904
doesn't he have a degree in history or something?
>>76311904
>>76311938
He has a masters from the school of HARD KNOCKS
Employed as a full time mad bastard
>彼は190cmよりも小さい
あなたの状態でハウリング。 私は女性が大嫌いです
So much for the tolerant left
500mg of heroin straight up the basilic vein
I cannæ spend this summer staying up this late playing vidyagames and wankering my willard
Need to:
1. Get a job
2. Drink doon pub with boys
3. Get my hole
4. Stop posting here
Thoughts?
> https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D1%8B%D0%B9#Russian
> https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B2%D1%8B%D0%B9
How can the Left ever recover?!
if I had an anxiety attack combined with sleep paralysis I think I'd just fucking die on the spot
What does an anxiety attack feel like
>>76311992
me too, need a gf too
>>76312013
Throat closing up, can't breathe, fingers and toes cold and tingling, like you might pass out, heart is racing, sometimes arrhythmia.
>s. Johnston Dennis
>>76312013
hollow feeling in chest, pins and needles all over body (literally everywhere), rapid breathing and feeling of numbness. and ofc the normal feeling of panic
>>76312013
it is really horrific, it feels like you're trapped in a nightmare, you want to just kill yourself, there's an incredible sense of doom
honestly just thought it was something for tumblr snowflakes before I had one
>>76311975
good post
>>76311992
good plan. get your sleep schedule sorted out. it helps everything else
>>76312024
>>76312030
Was expecting someone to say bag of sand or salty coins
>>76312040
>>76312030
>>76312024
well hello there tumblrinas
>>76312024
that's a panic attack
I'm fucking shit at chess
I reiterate
What are your thoughts on rising storm 2?
Ah yes glad I have to travel to Phoenix in a few weeks.
Why are humans arrogant enough to live in the desert.
That's celsius btw
>>76312076
Fuck that, it was 21 degrees today and i nearly got heatstroke
Would love to live in a tin shack in the crisp desert air tho
wish these yanks would fuck off
Ah yes, it's an all-nighter episode.... a classic, one would say
think i've only gone and done it lads
never thought i would
>>76312076
>celsius
fuck off
ADHD doesn't exist
It's just a ploy to sell more drugs
>>76312076
Will be in Scottsdale for a week in July.
>s. Johnston Dennis
>>76312095
>>76312104
i am fucking off
night lads. leave you with are hannah
Salutations friends
changed system locale and now the 'top is stuck on 'Getting Windows ready, don't turn off your computer'
ah yes
CHAMPAGNE FOR MY REAL FRIENDS AND REA PAIN FOR MY SHAM FRIENDS
>After dating 5,000 guys, Thai woman creates course on catching rich white men
posting anime in celebration desu
>>76312157
Jut don't believe it
That's like 3 dates a day over the span of a few years
Successfully made two girls fall completely in love with me in the last couple of years
I enjoy the love I receive from my current gf but I don't think it's enough. I want to be out there pulling a different slag every night :(
do you think i could use a picture of my year 1 school picture taken in 2001 with a timestamp showing that i was clearly over 1 year old at the time, as id to buy booze?
Chocolate rain, some enjoy the pain
>>76312165
>s. Johnston Dennis
Oh no...
>>76312192
yes definitely, can't see any problem with that
please try it
>>76312108
literally bullshit. there are thousands of scientific studies on it. if it didn't exist we would know by now.
>>76312188
You sound like my ex
lads America doesn't have chip and pin yet, or contactless
they literally have to swipe and sign everything
So I still have snapchat installed on my phone from years ago, I was looking through it.
I accidentally clicked on someones name on snapchat, I pressed a letter but held down on it so it wouldn't type and then quit
Will they still get a notification saying i was typing at 3am
>>76312179
yeah that has to be bollocks, she's charging $400 USD for the course :/
>>76312236
yes
>>76312188
women are incapable of love, they're attracted to money and, most of all, status
me on the left
>>76312221
(((studies))) by ((((((((((((experts))))))))))))
>>76312232
All my cards have a chip and I just used it two hours ago at Ralph's.
>s. Johnston Dennis
>>76312256
yeah that must be why they both fell in love with me when i basically had nothing lel
>>76312236
Sadly yes
t. someone who made the same mistake as yourself
>>76312246
what do I do?
>>76312293
literally nothing you can do 2bh. just have to hope they never mention it
>>76312291
>>76312307
I'd rather they asked so I could explain
>>76312330
then wait and see if they ask
don't offer an explanation out of the blue, or it will just seem like autism
>>76312293
>>76312307
Not a big deal, if someone has snapchat then they'll know why you did it and it obviously wasn't to talk to them. The amount of peng tings I've hit up in chat because I click like fuck when my phone freezes.
Litchruhly having some sort of reaction to a new pair of shoes I purchased. Fucking ankles are itching something fierce.
>s. Johnston Dennis
>>76312364
I enjoy yours and master Roy's posts
help a brother out lads, which to get?
obviously the hash brown is a given
the jan man absolutely FLIPPED
>>76312382
Skip the sandwich and buy two hash browns.
>>76312378
Good lad. I aim to please.
>>76312386
CLASSIC JANZIBAR!
>>76039348
>s. Johnston Dennis
>>76312386
kek
the mods are even worse than redditors these days
since when does it notify you when someone types something?
thought it was only when they message/screenshot
>>76312382
Sausage and egg mcmuffin is fucking peng
>>76312411
I'm not too fond of your gimmick to be honest
>>76312382
For me, it's the Sausage "n" Egg McMuffin, the best fast-food breakfast sandwich.
>>76312422
done it for years
you get a notification as soon as they start typing, and then another when they send the message
>>76312382
Sausage and egg mcmuffin
They don't do bagels here so I don't know what it's like
>>76312433
>I'm not too fond of your gimmick to be honest
There is no gimmick, I just decided to come out to the sub because I enjoy a little bit of identity.
>s. Johnston Dennis
new
>>>/tv/84130609
>>76312382
Fast food is awful for you but I'd go browns that have been hashed, a coffee, and a compliment from the negro cashier.
>>76312382
Breakfast wrap, lad
>>76312424
>>76312439
>>76312454
good lads, was already thinking the sausage and egg. think i'll be greedy and go for the double though
Love to belittle the jan man whenever possible
>found this stupid netflix ripoff called chillax.ws in a /g/ thread
>can literally watch absolutely anything on the website even though they only give you ten minutes before making you buy a premium account by right clicking the page, viewing info and copy/pasting the video link into another tab
https://pastebin.com/JhPCYh2E
imagine being this incompetent, screaming
>>76312486
Better get a hash brown too
>>76312504
virus. do not click under any circumstances
Imagine being a retard who has to click around and copy-paste while watching his video every 10 minutes
>>76312504
Nice ransomwAre you bogan fuck
Thank gosh I have nort antivirus
how much is this sausage egg thing
might become a lifeguard
imagine getting payed to sit
>>76312504
>opening an Aussie link
I'm good m8
>>76312533
you do it once and they're all HD movies/tv shows
don't see the problem desu
>>76312537
Prefer not to say
>>76312504
>imagine being this incompetent
It's difficult to protect media files
>>76312543
*sit and watch girls in bikinis
>>76312504
Can torrents still get you prison time on your sub-red.. I mean sub-continent?
>s. Johnston Dennis
>>76312543
>>76312565
Took a pretty grill to see baywatch last week lads
>>76312576
did she piss herself watching that litty as fuck raunchy little r-rated summer flick?
>>76312567
nobody's ever served a day in gaol for internet piracy here, there have been hefty fines though
>>76312593
Yeah bro it was a frickin cracker
>>76312567
>thinking a website called chillax.ws pays for their content
howling at this yank runt
they probably just have a network of google video accounts and steal it from there
Unironically think I've either got testicular cancer or an STD
I'm afraid it's the latter
>>76312621
there are a million testicular problems that can be mistaken for testicular cancer
might be banned from /tv/
>>76312606
You sound like the type of dude that gets down with a 12'er of tall boys at the cement pond on weekends while watching some foosball.
>s. Johnston Dennis
>>76312621
it's testicular torsion lad
>>76312676
then he would be in extreme pain
>>76312692
For you.
>s. Baneston Dennis
>>76312653
It's itchy, red, there's a lump and my stones have swollen to immense proportions
>>76312676
No it's not that
>barely 5'9
Kill me please
>humanity has found a way to stop cancer, build skyscrapers, fly, clone living things etc etc
>still can't find a way to end the rampant wealth inequality in the world
hmmm
>>76312723
degenerate bogans and shitskins don't deserve to be as rich as intelligent well-bred people though
This post is an acknowledgement that it is currently real niBBa hours
https://youtu.be/pJk0p-98Xzc
>>76312723
Do you not see how you can't have one without the other?
Wealth inequality gives people the drive and motivation to do something with themselves.
Post-scarcity represents a dead civilization that can only be held up through automation.
I'll gladly go bald if they can re-spindle me telomeres and increase my height.
>>76312744
Is it fair that 1% of people control 99% of the wealth?
reminder to recycle
>>76312761
No, but nor is even distribution
>>76312745
You mean working only 2 hours into my shift?
Yeah, those are the REAL JUST HOURS.
I'm in a Torquemada chamber with Piers Morgan whinging about dead Syrian children.
>>76312761
the statistics are a little bit skewed here, most 1%ers earn about 500k a year
it's just a few ancient jewish families that control most of that, and if you cast aspersions on them then i'm definitely with you on that
>>76312761
Yes because if you have enough game you can own infinite slaves
og kush "proof" shatter straight into the arteries
i suspect jacob rees mogg is a closet gay, he looks the type
probably smoked his fair share of pole in eton
would really like to live in NYC/boston/chicago
>>76312817
>chicago
*shoots you*
>>76312817
and get shot by niggers or irishmen?
Just want to move to Louisiana and become a swamp monster xDD
>>76312838
>>76312832
they are segregated
I already live in london which is great
>>76312842
my mum says there's a lot of black people in louisiana
>>76312862
Haven't u herd da werd? Irish ppl r white negroes! I'd be right at home eatin gumbo and doin d louisiana swamp romp with my soul brothers :PP
>>76312761
>>76312874
>Irish ppl r white negroes
wouldn't say that, you're more like the slavs of the west
Daily reminder that without the primordial energy harvested from the melanin of minority children western civilisation would collapse
get super autistic over cutlery
>>76312895
i watched snowpiercer too bud
>>76312874
DIS NIGGA RITE HURR KNOW WUSSUP!
>s. Johnston Dennis
>>76312903
Iv never seen the domestically produced Canadian gay porno you're referencing! B-b-b-bud!!'
>>76312927
youtube is massively censoring the like bar and comments
Lousiana swamp romp or Appalachian swamp stomp?
Which is it lads?
>>76312923
i'll pierce your chin with my knuckles if you make a remark like that again
Rate my fit
>>76312945
Ive never seen the domestically produced Canadian gay porno you're referencing! B-b-b-bud!!'
>>76312939
they're not doing a very good job
>>76312962
*flicks lighter*
>>76312945
Couldn't pierce a wet paper bag with those meagre meathooks! PS tell ya maw that's I'm comings rounds to pierce her and fill 'er up with snow if ya get me, bud
Why were the Vietcong so effing based?
>BTFO japs
>BTFO french
>BTFO burgers
>BTFO south vietnam
>BTFO oppressive cambodian Khmer Rouge
>Live peacefully for the next decade
So frickin epic!
>>76312966
howling at the comments
maybe what they say about gen Z is true
>>76312966
Honestly, 100% stunned at how successful commenters and people disliking the video have been.
They usually have 1000s of these runts on the Stephen Colbert channel.
>s. Johnston Dennis
is the video really about refugees complaining that they liked it better back home?
>>76313007
I just think the majority of people realise multiculturalism isn't working and they're tired of the diversity narrative being shoved down their throats.
>he says while living in thailand as a white british man
>>76313001
Nothing to lose but their rice and pot-bellied pigs.
>s. Johnston Dennis
>>76313048
mass immigration isn't happening here.
>>76312966
>this racist doesnt want a cute muslim girlfrie...
>>76313059
i'll mass immigrate you with my fist if you know what i mean
>>76313067
I think you mean you have no arguments
business idea: allow refugees, but no single muslim men
>>76313073
rused
>>76313078
*teleports behind you and raises your rent*
got a call from the sex magazine I applied for
woman on the phone would tell I was a neeky twat so I doubt I'll be getting an interview
Could heem any Irishman from here to Kalamazoo using less than 3% of my actual strength.
>>76313108
Not so fast, Finkleberg.
namibians are white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEfJ3j11YtM
tune
imagine being so pathetic that your life being so sad that it's dominated by things like immigration
>oh no 1 black man has entered the country! the world is ending
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radical_centrism
doing a read
>>76313186
radical pacifism is the way forward
>>76313239
stfu you radical nonce
don't want to sound like a tumblrite but pizza seriously is one of the top 10 things humans have invented
British girls, lads
>>76313270
>pizza
>invented by Italians
>western civilization
>invented by Italians
Keep going...
>s. Johnston Dennis
>>76309369
This game sucks and so do you if you like it.
>>76313273
hello, reddit
jesus christ the Dems are losing the mid-terms as well hah
Tiocfaidh ár lá, laddos.
https://youtu.be/uSIMf1hm4kI
Why is Irish music so comfy?
Back from the climbing gym laddos
Feelin swole and sexy
I'm the ugliest person in the world, at least a definite top 10, most likely number one. Like, I look awful, like really really terrible. Worst looking guy on the planet probably. Like, I bet people see me and wanna beat the shit out of me until I died just because they saw my disgusting ugly circus sideshow looking freakshow ass, it's that bad. When I die, my rotting corpse would not look much different from the way I look now. I look like a literal piece of shit, if not even worse. I'll most likely be alone for the rest of my life, I'm pretty sure of it in fact. I can't see why anyone would ever love me, there's nothing likable about me whatsoever, let alone lovable. I'm honestly a waste of life loser nobody.
gf just taped this to a brick and threw it directly through my window
why do normies post here? I post here because I'm an ugly mong with not much to do
you are literally wasting your life
>>76313351
I come here to shoot the shit with the lads and laugh at all the lamewads here
>>76313351
Boredom.
https://youtu.be/t8HCwLPoG70
>>76313351
define normie
Why aren't you contemplating the vaginal jew?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9LSW4aK3cE
>>76313389
not you
don't worry haha
>>76313407
I wouldn't necessarily disagree
>>76313389
you
feel lie we're living in an alternate dystopian universe where the nazis didn't win
fuccbois btfo
>>76313488
desu don't think my grandpa was the love letter type. He was a pretty straightforward guy it'd be a real out of character thing for him to write flowery bullshit rather than just go say things directly.
>>76313420
faggot
couldn't sleep because a fucking gecko invaded my room yesterday
>>76313351
prefer not to say
can't sleep because my sleep cycle is beyond fucked and i'm quite happy about uni results x
>>76313549
When that happens to me it's because I am worried about the gecko.
don't acknowledge it
don't even look at it
the spic is here
OOOOoooo love a bit thunder and lightning x
Just been to the door but the cat wouldn't come in must be hiding x
am doing a levels lol (not underage)
>>76313610
which ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBn3V6yknGs
doin a rave
>>76313583
we have the fucking ugliest ones. They move disgustingly too
>>76313585
I always think these posts are about me
>>76313601
where is it thundering and lightninging
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f92_1498012416
My grandma has asked me to cut her grass but its like a foot and half long. How do I tackle this?
Would a strimmer do it?
geckos are cute desu
>>76313628
Up in the sky mate x
>>76313549
The ASO hispanic colonial remnant island chains located 45 degrees south of Key West, just to the right of an island crawling with rastafarian bicycle thieves.
Really feelin' for ya' mi papi chulo.
>s. Johnston Dennis
You might not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>76313650
ahh you little scoundrel
*ruffles your hair*
Piccadilly
>>76313655
>that colour scheme
>>76313635
>traumaleak
shan't
>>76313641
these ones yes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q_1KW0Q-10
>>76313651
>mi papi chulo
just had a cheeky erection
>>76313655
Dem Germanic genes.
>tfw the English don't speak a dank Scandinavian language
>>76313635
There's something so white trash about LiveLeak yet the comments always have me in stitches.
>Her name is Suk Long Dong and she is from the Deep Wang Province of China Posted 2 hours ago By dindunuffinupagus
>@dindunuffinupagus Nah, she's from the Banana Republic of Suki Wang Shlong
>s. Johnston Dennis
>>76313680
i want one that looks like a poo
still cant sleep
>>76313680
rate my spanish cholo
*clears throat*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJDGFGFDGFDGDG
morning lads
>>76313704
Come 'ere, runt.
*spreads topical tranquilizer on your cock*
G'night!
>s. Johnston Dennis
Praise Allah
jk i'm an atheist
just filtered the yank's shite gimmick
>>76313741
I just have the flag filtered
>>76313704
no need to lad it's morning. time to get up and get things done.
costa rican is really interesting
>>76313688
wow it does. Does it scream?
Give me some plum and I'll give you an even more exotic poo
Looking for an old video from earlier YT, around 2009ish, of three labradors playing in a pool and the one lab is on the diving board teasing the other two labs in the pool desperately trying to get him and he keeps pretending like he's going to let it go and pulls it back each time.
Looks like it's on a big piece of land/farm.
Please find that, thanks.
>s. Johnston Dennis
>>76313741
same
>>76313756
will be tired in a few hours desu
>get things done
where do you think we are?
>>76313707
fluent
N/M found it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edyi_YcQy3g
>s. Johnston Dennis
oh it's puerto rica not costa rica wtf
>>76313764
i know the video you're talking about but i'm not going give you the link because you're a namefag and a yank
tata
>>76313773
we're not all mongy wastemen like you lad i'm up and getting things done right now.
the midnight snack
>>76313820
wtf is that?
Lightning is getting closer lads. Not sure am going to make it.
also know the vid the yank is on about but not helping cos of his shit gimmick. filtering him instead.
>>76313830
Ice cube soup
>>76313830
bowl of ice m8
>>76313831
Same here lad
This is the end times
Holy shit the lightning is right outside
>>76313854
Pics
hungover again
suicidal again
>>76313831
>>76313854
unironically living in newcastle
2017
>>76313880
What's wrong with Newcastle?
can't walk with my hands free. think I have the virgin walk
have to be holding a bottle or phone
>>76313880
forgot your meme arrows m8
white people are better at making fun of black people than black people are at making fun of white people
>>76313859
Couldn't get one of the lightning but the rain is the heaviest I've ever seen
>>76313880
Literally don't even live in that shithole. Try again sweaty
>>76313907
Wew
Are you a country bumpkin?
>>76313900
true now that i think about it
their insults and jokes usually fall flat
>>76313919
am I close?