Floyd Mayweather edition
/cum/
beb
>>76309381
Foy
>>76309364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxbdvo2vFwc
only a matter of time before they disable the comments/like bar
take this with you
think i got a first class degree lads
>>76309396
don't mind me i'm one of the "lads" hehe
>>76309402
minger and sideways 2/10
>>76309434
eff oh why
e
hey guys!
Where's Mexi–fat lad?
>>76309308
apparently, he was so fanatic that he desired taking a political banner to remind him of the Great Leader Kim.
>a 1 minute 8K video file is 10GB
ah yes
>>76309506
Hiya!
>>76309362
Maygregor will literally be fixed like WWE to let McGregor win that Floyd can finally get his net worth over a billion from the 2 rematches after that
After Anthony Joshua said he wanted to become the first billionaire boxer Floyd got worried as fuck
>>76309397
dont get why people hate this so much, yeah it's a bit cheesy but it's not like it's saying "evil whitey accept all the muslims or you're a racist"
>>76309529
yeah well 10MB was considered a lot 20 years ago
How many people do you reckon regularly post in /brit/?
Talking everyone that even spends a couple hours a week in this thread
>>76309545
floyd will want to finish his career with no losses. i genuinely cannot see him throwing this regardless of the price tag.
>>76309563
don't like pro refugee propaganda. doesn't need to be blatant tumblr cancer
25 year old havinig sex with a 23 year old. noncey?
babestation
>>76309598
Genuinely reckon he cares about money more than absolutely anything else
>>76309603
so you're saying all refugees are bad?
which way am I supposed to angle my blinds if I have neighbours above & below
>>76309643
Of course, he's black.
>>76309643
he's already getting an enormous amount of money in this fight. if anyone's going to throw it, it's macgregor. he is in the perfect opportunity to just make a shitload without any career repercussions.
meanwhile, floyd losing is basically his vision of himself as the best boxer ever losing to a young MMA fighter.
just copped
just came to the stark realization that i'm a normaloid lads
was out mowing the lawn and the neighbors came over to chat and i instinctively struck up a conversation with them
>>76309692
How can 'mac'gregor throw the fight when there's 0% chance of him winning it lol
>>76309726
go down easier so he can avoid any "serious" injury meaning he can rebound right back into UFC asap
>>76309648
white ukrainian refugees? not a problem. the goal of this video is propaganda for mass migration of muslims however
>>76309721
FOYNT
lightning bugs are out :3
>>76309591
about 100
>>76309737
ukrainians aren't white
and they aren't even a people
>>76309591
just you and me with a shitload of proxies
>>76309737
slavs aren't even human, they're a cheap chinese knockoff of real white people
>>76309591
~40 hardcore regulars
~100 soft regulars
>>76309810
>>76309795
hello noseberg
>>76309591
i post here every day for the past couple years
>>76309819
alri stanislav slavnovskovich
>>76309838
Which yank are you
Name the most notable things you've done or posted
>>76309851
shartposting
Describe life in Britain in five words
>>76309851
me
>watching mock the week and eating mince pie
>mum comes and tells me to take out trash
>Mock her nasally voice and the word trash
>Tell her to fuck off, the stupid bint
>she leaves to get me da
>hear my da coming down the corridor, can hear him because he's fat and yank houses have paper thin walls
>he says he'll kick my ass if I talk that way to my "mom" again
>I say "mom, ass, fuck off you stupid yank"
>He counters by telling me that I've never left the country, let alone do I even have a password.
>Scream FOY
>He smacks me
>I cry and mutter under my breath "yanks cant handle the banter"
>He leaves and slams the door
>The only sounds left in my room is the sound of my sobbing, and the rustling of my top gear posters from the breeze of the door sla
>>76309819
get holodomor'd kiddo
>>76309816
i post in /brit/ all day every day and have been doing so for over two years
proud of myself desu
really hate Liverpool fans
they're fucking everywhere.
what happened to caralad
>>76309851
only thing memorable i remember posting is how i had a crypto gf in highschool who was 22 years old, 4'11, smoked, had a big butt and wanted me to fight her boyfriend but was too beta to get it in
>>76309925
Died
also what happened to the israeli who posted fucking machines
Not a fan of muslims personally.
/dead/
>>76309892
all tunisians should be killed
brit is slow tonight
everyone too warm to post
Is poley dead?
>>76309990
nah
>>76309944
t. Li Zhang
any black man in
10:16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsS1oJrpdnk
to the people about to start uni
normies always find each other in the end
it's quite weird really.
>>76310014
Are you the gay Tunisian sissy who wanted a white boyfriend and kept spamming a while back?
imagine actually being a muslim in a modern western country
>>76310027
hope they find me lol
>>76310028
No I almost never post in /brit/
>"tea or coffee? i will have coffee now but be warned i do enjoy both"
*surreptitiously googles where tunisia is*
>>76310050
who are you trying to offend with this post?
>>76310042
i'd imagine 'murican unis being worse as sport is actually relevant and therefore more normies and chads there
>>76310050
>Drinking cofe
wagie tier
>>76310057
me and it really hurts
>>76310050
can one person -- literally, ONE person -- ELI5 why the alt right gets so much hate on this thread?
>>76310027
will a semi normie do well
>would you like your new gf brown, reggaeton, or shithole?
you know what, gimme the works
>not a fan of corbyn personally
>>76310082
pic related, simple as
can't wait until i'm 45 and bitterly divorced hemorrhaging child support money and spending every day drunk in front of the tv
>>76310113
memes aside, you have to admit he DOES look kinda badass
another one of my gimmicks/catchphrases. anyone remember me? ringing any bells? been here for years
LOVE coffee
LOVE expensive tea without milk or sugar
HATE cheap tea with milk and sugar
just had flashbacks to the first few weeks of college where i pretended to be a normie to make friends
oh god
>>76310086
no, subnormies get the worst deal.
normies are among each other in nightclubs
incels are among each other in political/gaming societies
sub normies stick out like sore thumbs in both these places and there is nowhere for subnormies to be socially, people acknowledge they're there but they question why?
Look at how 7/10 womyn bang 10/10 chads but 7/10 men can barely get 4/10 chubbies
this is the life of a subnormie.
>>76310125
fuck OFF
>>76310128
sophomore year when i was roomed with a freshman one of his friends came in and i was in my sheets with my laptop on my knees and he said "no jacking off!" and i said "i'll jack off if i want to" trying to be light hearted and he just looked at me weird and walked away
>>76309844
that's more pseudo-yugoslavian than pseudo-ukrainian, but hey, I'm posting to an Auslander who probably has balkanic neighbors.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ukrainian_name
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serbian_names
>>76310130
oh god you're talking about me
AAAAAAARGGGGGHHHHHHHH
>>76310145
don't care
it's been nearly a month since i got my wisdom teeth removed and it still hurts
>>76310130
>but 7/10 men can barely get 4/10 chubbies
plenty of ugly mother fuckers bang hot chicks because they have animal magnetism, while you just have the 'tism
when she starts saying "small mouse in a tall house" over and over again about 8 minutes in i realized asmr is for autistic people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXCuzu-Z-Hc
Just got an american gf.
>>76310220
Fat enough to be considered a local girl lmoa
>>76310159
not even started 2bh
>>76310187
this literally does not happen unless the womyn has an ulterior motive.
>when somebody is your best friend but you're not theirs
>>76310220
sToP tAkInG oUr GiRlS
>>76310235
I literally have 0 (zero) friends
>>76310235
>when the closest friend you have is barely an acquaintance
>>76310220
what's xir name
>>76310231
>this literally does not happen unless the womyn has an ulterior motive.
you should step outside your mom's basement more
off to the ol' 7/11 for lunch lads you want anything?
>>76310235
>when you have lots of friends but none of them are close
>>76310235
Honestly you've never meant very much to me
>>76310281
hot womyn dont want to be with ugly men unless they can provide
this is an absolute fact.
Looking back at the LOTR trilogy: Denethor did nothing wrong.
>>76310245
revenge for the battle of brisbane m8
>>76310282
this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AwGV6u26wQ
Goodnight
>>76310294
luckily for us, you'll never have to worry about being forced to provide for an evil, manipulative woman who's raising your kid by the misandrists who are keeping you down
9/11 Was an inside job.
7/11 was a part time job.
And Bush did 4/20.
>>76310314
night :*****
>>76310374
'ddit
>>76310294
alri 190
>>76310220
good lad she better be white
would rather starve than buy a Y*NK anything at the 7/11
>>76310411
not bad, the realisation of finishing uni and not shagging any top tier girls is dawning on me.
any of you lads remember the img_1142 lad meme?
>>76310430
I have to know: is this guy Australian or British?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U3PLxUvhIc
>>76309892
Think I'd need more words
>>76310440
you still trying to get the perfect girl to show off to your parents?
Found out I'm around 15% British (Irish) from my DNA test and was thinking about visiting Brittan/Ireland, what are some good places to visit?
>>76309816
soft regular masterrace
sounds like a nice tripname
really REALLY need my willy in a vagina lads
it's been two weeks now
hi /brit/ can I hang out?
>>76310440
Shouldnt be a big deal. you honestly have more pull when you're out of uni and working
time for bed
anyone wanna tuck me in
>>76310543
For what reason?
>>76310496
FOY
>>76310456
yeah, maybe I should scrap that.
>>76310532
depends 2bh, i'd like a comfy office job so I'd imagine it'd be ok for me. Still though, I wanna shag a fit 18-20 y/o whilst it's still not creepy.
>>76310543
aussies take the whole shitpost thing very seriously
>>76310543
Unpleasant post
>>76310543
you must have a cute small butt then... post butt
>>76310543
kek
Anyone here got Hypothyroidism? It's really starting to piss me off lately with how I can feel extremely tired one minute and not needing to sleep the next.
switzerland is a literal utopia lads
>>76310543
there is a hair in one of those poo bits
>>76310578
take L-thyroxine
Haven't had a good cry in a while. Reckon I might need to let some stuff out lads
ah yes the first election since trump and the conservative beats out the liberal
just thinking about how assmad leftists are around the country gets my knob a bit hard desu
>>76310581
nah
swiss girl at my uni said it was very expensive
No matter how many times ye post, it excuses not the fact that he beat his wife
Ron LeGone beat his wife,
Did ye know: John Lennon beat his dick to Mister Spic?
>>76310591
I am and it's still making me more tired and fucking up my sleeping patterns more
>>76310496
What's the rest? Slav
If mcgregor wins I'm getting a tattoo of the irish flag.
>>76310599
*offers my shoulder*
>>76310556
I get that, but you'll start becoming more attracted to fit 23-26 year olds and even be annoyed by fit 20 year olds and care less that you didnt shag them.
poo on finger lad: was the poo satisfactory?
>>76310618
Really. You got dealt a bad hand, lad
>>76310304
Amy is p qt
CLEANUP ON AISLE 3 JANNY
POO POO
POO POO
BRUCIE MADE A MESS
>>76310605
>democrats
>leftist
>liberals
>leftist
hooting and screaming and hollering and bellowing and roaring and wailing
>>76310634
OH NO AN AMERICAN FORGOT TO MICROWAVE HIS POO POO
T H I C C
>>76310625
this makes a shit load of sense.
doesn't explain these millionaires marrying young womyn tho
>>76310630
Actually it was a rather bad poo, had a bit stuck to my bum afterwards so had to do extra cleaning duty. Far too pasty in its consistency.
Not at all like the solid logs I usually have.
>>76310449
'strayan, now stop asking.
>>76310631
>Tfw my own body even hates me
What's the real way to stop Islam, lads?
I have far less pull on the dating scene now that I'm employed and experienced compared to when I was unemployed and inexperienced at uni
Praise kek
noticed something strange about london, a lot of the high streets can be poor and filthy yet the residential areas immediately surrounding them can be middle/upper-middle class
does anyone actually remember the cuckio meme?
haha
>>76310711
no....
>>76310713
>bring the people up
>roof collapses
>now they're all in the hole
hmmmm
Anyone remember Sir Billy?
Seriously thinking about going downstairs and making some chicken and rice lads.
>>76310690
Maybe you shouldn't walk around with poop on your fingers?
>>76310655
yes it does. they're insecure people who want to keep reliving their glory days in their late 20's and early 30's where they slayed a lot of younger fit girls. those marriages are almost all vanity.
>>76310566
this post really puts things in perspective
Tears are falling lads
why do yanks talk to me
>tfw this is the first night with your new flatmates and you've waited until almost 4am to take a shit because you don't want them to hear you.
>>76310794
>sharing
oh my days
>>76310782
dildo
Insomnia is literally hell. I'm shaving years off of my life, I can barely function, and every time I try to go to sleep for work, I get so scared that I can't get to sleep and will endure another day at work with 0 sleep, and it keeps me up all night.
The only thing that gets me to sleep is drinking, and since I only have 2 hours to get to sleep for my 12 hour shifts it has to be whisky. Half a pint I sleep like a baby.
The problem is, I'm not an alckie, so I only occasionally have the stuff on hand, and I can't predict when I'll be in the grips of sleeplessness.
About once I week I go 36+ hours without sleep.
>>76310229
Your women are only better because there are more whites and they are proportionate.
Most American women are a fucking mess.
>s. Johnston Dennis
>>76309362
>pass a random car inside the town
>wew its an unmarked police car
>pulls me over
>why did you feel the need to pass me?
>if I would have slowed down the throttle body would have closed causing overpressure and ruined the turbo **point to light that comes on when the car goes over 4000 rpm** that light comes on when I should ease of the the throttle slowly
>he buys it
Amazing what people will believe
>>76310782
Cuz you got poop on your fingers
>>76310820
think I have developed insomnia from constantly shifting my sleeping patterns
>>76310825
nice
>>76310825
Didn't know your country needed policing.
I always assumed your horses and lineup of World's Strongest Man gym members would take care of mischief on the local level.
>s. Johnston Dennis
>>76310794
this cant possibly be true.....
If I ever made a New edition it would be PG tips edition
>>76310640
>the political spectrum through american eyes
fucking whatever man i don't even fucking care anymore
whats with those motivational speakers who fixate on one/two people throughout the entire speech?
>>76310926
>expecting autismo yank not to be retarded
>>76310933
you right mate
>>76310818
>le free stuff
not an argument
>>76310933
At least wash the poop off
>degree results in 8 hours
>>76310967
>tfw 2 years ago i failed my degree
ahh is it that time of the year already. fucking hell where is my life going
>>76310972
this is actually true
read the mexican fisherman story
>>76310870
Lmao
>>76311017
doing that in 8 hours desu
>>76311017
i'm a 30 year old virgin who's been a neet for 8 years, fuck off
>>76310876
I wish I was joking. I have notoriously loud shits.
>>76311025
Sell XRP, Sell ANS, BUY DGB!
>s. Johnston Dennis
doing a p p p p p p p p p poo
(to the tune of talking heads psycho killer)
>>76311037
how
>>76311039
how many more days until you feel comfortable shitting with them awake in the flat?
If you were Yoko Ono's husband would you not beat her?
It's totally cis/hetero-normative behavior that is filled with toxic masculinity and promotes a patriarchal white-supremacist capitalist monarchy. dont get me wrong im not saying you shouldnt listen to his music or admire other things he did but ignoring that or criticizing people who try to talk about that normalizes that behavior and helps to shoe under the rug serious issues.
for example one of my favorite musicain charles cohen i deeply admire but he attempted to meet up with a teen boy romantic/ sexual interest and hes in his 60s... do i value his contributions as a queer poc in experimental electronic music and breaking barriers in the cishet white male centric circle of western art music? yes.
Do I admire him for being one of the ealiest art musicians to generate safe spaces for queer poc? yes, greatly.
Do I think its important to acknow he tried to stautorally rape a kid? mmm-nnaaaa
>>76311069
depression
>>76311070
Probably never. We all work shifts so I should get ample opportunity to shit alone
>76311055
this gimmick is fucking cringeworthy. i bet no one responds to you after this.
>>76311086
please keep me updated if you do go with them around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvcrt2OcvUQ
ah yes, the beeb
>>76311086
mate, just do it before a shower. turn the shower on first, take your shit and then shower
anyone remember the cuckio meme
anyone remember the any memes meme
wheres thailad
>>76311123
>brits pay for this shite
screaming
>>76311150
probably busy
>>76311150
Diddling incoherently. Give him another hour.
>s. Johnston Dennis
>australia
lol
Ossoff lost lads, thank god
>>76311150
engaging in his mandatory daily noncery
Anyone remember the duckio beam?
birdcucks are up
doth one reminisce the cuckold mario meme?
>>76311184
https://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/georgia-congressional-runoff-ossoff-handel
howling
>>76311106
Back to the ole 'dit witcha'.
>s. Johnston Dennis
Next stop - Artarmon
fuck off yank
your butt stanks
do a poo
have a wank
fuck off yank
normies are irritating me with their presence lads
>>76311231
>still a greater shift towards republicans
wew, thought trump ruined their image
>>76311148
yeh
>>76311254
he who fights monsters
>>76311231
>(((Ossoff))) vs. (((Handel)))
We really are through with ourselves.
>s. Johnston Dennis
>>76311281
Handel isn't Jewish
This stop is: Chatswood
(((76311300)))
hmmmm
>he plays overnormie
>he plays league of normies
>he plays any twitchcancer garbage
Truth.
>using the word normie
Rewatched the giant human vs robot battle in the animatrix
I don't know why, but I found it particularly horrifying.
Leave if you aren't one of the following:
INTP
INTJ
ENTJ
ISTJ
>>76311300
>>76311352
>actually taking that test
mong
>>76311281
>>76311300
>>76311316
What does it matter?
fuck off yank
>>76311352
>ENTJ
me
Leave if you are one of the following:
American
>tfw you emigrate
(((76311376)))
might move to barrow after watching the 'ddit video on it
>>76311352
>INTJ
BOOM
>>76311231
ahaha
b-but muh trump
the current state of liberals
>>76311393
give alaska to canada
>>76311413
seems only right doesnt it? AK is pretty comfy too
Another hot teacher fucked her students on multiple occasions
Met an American trump supporter in a hostel in Madrid
He thought women going to nightclubs and dancing and having a good time was "indecent" and it shouldn't be allowed
>>76311434
dirty nonce
needs to be jailed NOW
>>76311438
he's right
>>76311438
hes right
>>76311438
was he southern? didn't know trump voters had passports
>>76311333
sounbites are simple, facts and reality are more complex.
>>76311438
women are objects
>>76311123
females cant be nonces
>he didnt want hot teachers to breast feed him and spank him if he got detention
Was Jezza always a manlet?
>>76311438
hello nigger
>>76311468
No he sounded like he was from the northeast
>>76311262
i live in a Dem city and most people i know either openly or secretly support trump
>>76311413
This
>>76311498
doubt [x]
>>76311489
he's 5'9
I think that's average for someone of his age
>>76311478
sum1 fedora this cunt pls
>>76311438
But it is
You wont find a decent women in a nightclub
>>76311508
yui is my gf desu
Hate whites
Hate the West
Hate Christianity
Hate Britain
Love Islam, communism and sharia law
Simple as
>>76311518
average white male in britain is 6'2 according to /brit/
p-p-p-p-p-part and parcel
>sum1 fedora this cunt pls
>>76311533
that's for modern males in their early 20s and late teens
woes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu7NeLrYM28
>>76311533
honestly sounds plausible for 16-20yos maybe
>>76311524
yui likes azusa and you will never be a part of that relationship
>>76311567
they're just friends desu
>>76311566
https://www.google.com/streetview/#thailand-highlights
>>76311580
alri
>>76311566
lots of fun things desu. lots of normies drinking as well
people "finding" themselves
Death to traitors
Freedom for Britain
recycle
>>76309369
>>76309369
>>76309369
>>76311566
Thailand has amazing beaches and islands
Some of the most beautiful places I've ever been
>people think that ritsu isn't best girl
>>76311573
keep telling yourself that
wouldn't mind muslim refugees if they only let qt sandnigger girls in
>>76311580
>>76311597
>>76311613
AlRIGHT already, I'm going, I'm going.
>s. Johnston Dennis
>>76311512
it's true lad
>>76311434
starting to think this happened a lot in my high school, but they never got caught
the teachers then were really hot