You wake up in a Black Neighborhood

Doesn't seem so bad

don't fear them because I'm /toughguy/

find a big ass black bitch and the nearest KFC asap

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blend in. get out.

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Get me a big booty hoe, pop some niggas on my turf, become the hero the hood deserves.

Niggas better swerve

>>76308094
I will please the neighborhood with my boipussy.

>>76308126
You should be fine until night falls.

American blacks are the scum of the earth. Went on vacation to Mexico, Panama, Colombia, Cuba and had no issues with any of the locals. Came back to the US, had a layover in LA and this black guy tried to steal my bag.

>>76308094
Здpacтвyйтe, тoвapищи.

>>76308094
Proceed with my daily routine

>>76308094
>Go into crumbling, abandoned building
>Get lumber
>Use my white privilege to start fire
>Wait for fire to burn down into coals
>Pee in the coals and mush them together into a black paste
>Paint body black for camouflage
>SJW walks by
>Thinks that I'm doing blackface
>Starts shrieking about racism and stuff
>Attracts some of the local gangs
>Several gangs all go to mug her at the same time
>They start arguing about who gets to mug her first
>Gunfight breaks out
>Guns going off left and right, carnage everywhere
>After a few minutes, the gang members have all killed each other
>They didn't see me because of my camouflage
>SJW somehow wasn't caught in the crossfire
>She blames my racism for killing all these people
>I try to explain my case to her
>Make a very well articulated argument about how her ideology makes no sense
>She's forced to confront the logical fallacies of her point of view
>We start hanging out and talking politics and philosophy on a regular basis
>We become friends
>Then a Jihadist runs up and blows us both up
>RIP

>>76310237
what sort of awful fucking post is this, holy shit

>>76310261
I'm a leaf. It's part of my culture.

>>76310261
I found it pretty funny

>>76309657
this, our blacks are just poor

how did you yours become so rabid?

Go on with my everyday life...

Fuck off racist.

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>>76308094
hey i know where this is, it's the superior in Compton next to the pollo loco, right next to the Metro station. I used to live a couple blocks away from there

>>76310261
I liked it desu.

I'd drive away. Honestly if you keep your head down and move quick you'll probably be alright so long as it isn't night.

>>76308094
Should be fine. Europe has muzz neighborhoods after all.

>>76310290
according to them it's because of slavery and too many years of discrimination. I blame rap music.

>>76310346
It's called: No go zones

lol half of 4chan would shit their pants and roll into a ball and cry

>>76310277
>>76310323
this website really is collectively 16 isn't it

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>>76310318
Same here senpai

>>76308094
I do every day

Get attacked

I live in a middle class black neighborhood.

>>76310318
>pollo loco
sounds like a dish cooked with marihuana

>>76308094
I'd see if I can get away by roleplaying as mexican, if it's works then I'd probably racemix with a qt nigress and movvilize against wh*te scum

>>76310290

90s black music and nigger culture

Leave it. I am smart.

we have no black neighborhoods, fuck segregation

>>76310318
>>76310922
Oh shit. /int/ has actual gangstas

>>76311800
Segregation is good

>>76308094
Calmly walk out

>>76308094
I already live in a majority black neighborhood

>>76312026
Why?

>>76312032
Im poor

I'm a white girl, so it's not a problem, desu...

>>76309657
You are American anon.

>>76308126

Found the C--UCK! Australia, you're all kinds of FAIL.

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>you wake up in a black neighborhood
>you look like pic related

what do

>>76312048
I'm sorry anon

>>76311113
How long until it gets gentrified/wannabe yuppufied.

T. My neighbourhood got gentrified and now I can't buy a house at a reasonable price anymore.

>>76312077
Get some fucking sleep cause I look like a fucking stoner....

>>76312081
they arnt too bad, they are mostly Caribbean and black muslim immigrants, lots of arabs, turks, and vietnamese here too.

>>76312026
same, expect its all black and i'm not it's straight though things have calmed down

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>>76308094
call my homies, we need to kill some negroes

>>76310290
wh*te oppression

We, colored people, must take care of ourselves and fight cumskins

>>76312123
So Mexicans in USA are also a bunch of fat asses...

I thought they would be a little less.

>>76312123
>acting worse than niggers

>>76312070
Oh shit I got cyberbullied again