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Laci edition
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>>76307182
Why haven't you taken the sister pill?
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Islamist extremists have conquered a large part of Syria and Iraq for the past few years and Europe has routine terror attacks by Islamists. far more than from the much larger indigenous population. Should the media not report the news? Maybe they should just make up news? "Nazi terrorists have conquered Iraq and Syria and are enacting strict Aryan racial theory!"
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Decided to become a nonce hunter
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why do JK Rowling, James O'Brien, Owen Jones, Polly Toynbee and Hope Not Hate go into posting overload whenever there's a white terrorist but just give calm "what an awful incident, we will endure" whenever there's a Muslim terrorist?
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>>76307199
they already look a little inbred
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>>76307182
You know she's dating Idubbbz now right?
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anyone else just fatigued by all these attacks now?
don't really care any more, just grunt and move on
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>>76307211
you've got to be 10 years old to die to those low level wizards
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this one seems a reasonable fellow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iLKD1QcAzc
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>>76307220
you're really asking that?
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>>76307226
they're just british
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>>76307220
Do these people not understand the majority of people in the country are white?
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>>76307182
i'd literally cut my left pinky off if it meant i could impregnate her and she'd bring the child to term
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The jig is up boys
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>>76307219
and I, I am Nonce Boy, his sidekick/bait
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>>76307238
both faggots
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>>76307251
i don't understand the leftist mentality, how their logic and emotions work

need a leftist to explain it all to me
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>>76307220
Because wh*te """"""people"""""" need to die already, there is nothing wrong with PoC killing a dirty wh*te subhuman. I hate wh*te """""men"""""" sooo much
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>>76304998
let's keep talking about this lads
any more news?
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>>76307220
>1/3 of terror suspects come from 87% of the population

Mad that 2/3 terror suspects come from just 13% of the population
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>>76307220
its her fetish to make millions off white kids then shit all over them when they're adults and turn their heroes gay
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>>76307219
why don't you start with me hun? xd
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>>76305182
>Caллi Pyнi
Я никoгдa нe чyв o нiй.
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>>76307220
so that means 2/3 are middle eastern muslims hahahaahaha what's that population percentage??
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P2PBSH
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>>76307294
if your hero is a fictional wizard you probably deserve it
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>>76307182
Laci is a massive fucking idiot desu.
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>>76307260
They live in London and only ever think about London

London is probably around 50:50 white to non white seeing as at the 2011 census it was 60:40
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>>76307292
all your posts will be in an online database soon
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>>76307292
i think it's just a meme. this code that's supposedly run by that virus or w/e it's supposed to be https://gist.github.com/anonymous/2817663df6d7eb8103d6c9936005fd88 was posted the same day that thread was made. i think it's just a regular advertiser cookie. i had a million of them but i just deleted them all
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>>76307317
2011 census listed muslims as 4% of the population

probably around 6 or 7% by now
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>>76307325
JK lives in edinburgh
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>>76307182
/pol/ here.
Fuck off /int/, Laci is our queen-waifu nao.
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>>76307317
Are most terrorists even middle eastern Muslims? Think a load of them are black Muslim converts like the Lee rigby killer
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>>76307293
>87%
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>>76307323
appearently she turned a new leaf or something. she's dating a dude who's job it is to make fun of SJWs
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>>76307219
bit 'rly for that, 'al.
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>>76307292
smells like something to do with ads

none of /pol/'s theories make sense
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Hate whites
Love Islam

Simple as
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babestation
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>>76307238
Really? I bet she is dominant
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just did a watery poo that made my ring sting. bliss!
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>>76307369
'lo 'ger
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>>76307355
>56% (non-hispanic white)

fuck up
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>>76307355
87% at the last census which is the only reliable number
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>>76307355
those in glass houses should not throw stones
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>>76307220

how many of those are white muslims?
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>>76307247
Christ the poor man truly looks dead inside
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when's that asian century starting
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>>76307355
t. 56%
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>American is less than 60% white
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https://youtu.be/q3q-fkzf6BE?t=28s

someone tell me who the guy on the right is
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>>76307294
Don't worry at least she made sure there were no American actors playing kids in the movies.
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>>76307400
dun no but bet they're all ginger
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>>76307387
'ey, 'rish 'ismo
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>>76307211
There is a road in Kelvin where death is almost guaranteed.once saw on TV a bus driver tells the passenger to get down and cross the dangerous area on foot because the bus may fall. And it did happen. Bus fell in the valley with the driver on camera
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>>76307416
just an /int/ meme. we're 80% strong bud
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>>76307416
you're literally becoming a minority
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>>76307411
it more or less has, China is transitioning rapidly into a free market-endorsing hegemon while drumpf is isolating the US from the world
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>>76307356
So she's pretending to think a certain way because of her new boyfriend...
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>>76307356
chris ray gun
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>>76307428
>Kelvin
Lelgium. F*ucking autocorrect
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>>76307440
nothing wrong with isolating ourselves to be honest
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>>76307292
i had it, just removed it to be safe
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>>76307428
sounds like a really smart idea to keep driving over it then without adding any more safety precautions
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>>76307428
this post is so Indian and so good. great story
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>>76307411
You tell me
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>>76307416
Jews, Italians, Irish and other South and Eastern European immigrants were not initially considered white
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>>76307426
hello nigger
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>>76307411
Soon. Let me gain my superpowers
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>Anglos are the master race
>Italians aren't even white
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anyone else here hope they get those spam survey calls because of the massive ASMR they achieve?
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>>76307431
63% non-hispanic white 7 years ago

it must be easily under 60% now and that's not even including illegals
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>>76307353
>>76307343
right yeah obviously assuming quite a bit there but the logic is still the same.

reminds me of that statistic released by a feminist group that 1/4 homeless people is a woman
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Within 20 years hispanics will be classed as fully white in America, they already class Arabs as white in their official statistics
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>friend is taking sertraline

ah yes very impressive
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knickerless virgin
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reckon Hitchens is right, emigration is needed now

anywhere in the world that still has good European socially conservative attitudes and a good standard of living?
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>>76307478
>two white women and a nigger
>three brown lasses
not sure what you're trying to prove desu
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>>76307495

SSRIs are toxic jewish shit
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>>76307440
nah
china still has a role for a strong state and it is certainly not into free trade bullshit
great societies are built by strong state intervention to spur industrial growth, tariffs to protect native industry and control of resources, nothing to do with free markets
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>>76307478
theresa is cute and ruth is okay
you've just used bad pictures of them
and that hideous and mentally ill negress isn't native
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here goes a serious question are those buildings houses or apartments with multiple people living in it
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mum found the trap phone :/
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>>76307503
Northern Ireland
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>>76307503

Aland Islands
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>>76307495
they prescribe that stuff too easily instead of just trying to help people sort their shit out
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>>76307495
on the old 'ertraline myself
100mg
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just disabled 3rd party cookies on firefox. i thought i had them disabled but turns out the feature was actually pretty well hidden.. you have to click on "remember history" and choose "custom settings" and then don't accept 3rd party cookies. the reason it's important is because if an advertiser has the same ad on multiple websites, they can read all the cookies you have for them and see all the website you go to and piece things together. probably not a big deal but no reason not to do it unless you want to see custom tailored ads stay safe xx
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>>76307507
not sure how this meme started. they have been doing wonders for me
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>>76307503
British Virgin Islands
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>>76307527
well they will tend to be divided into multiple apartments
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>>76307416
White alone we are 62%
>>76307431
With Hispanic "whites" we are only 77% white which oddly is an increase in "whites" since 2010.
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Question:
If Normal powers can suppress their citizens easily then superpowers should easily be able to suppress Superman. But in movies that doesn't happen. Does this mean America is not a superpower and only a paper eagle?
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>>76307493
already happened la
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>>76307527
Apartments of course

In the 18th/19th century they would be individual houses for the middle classes however became split up later on

Not too sure what the situation is in NYC or wherever that is but that would 100% be the case in London unless its in a super upper class area where they are still individual houses
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>>76307527
that's new york suave my man
those things run 1.2 million plus starting
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>>76307512
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>>76307556
delete this image mate
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Can't wait for GTA 6 x
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>>76307527
depends on ehich city but they're probably single story apartments.
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>>76307503
rural Britain is still full of socially conservative people
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVt6KF9gtR0

big fan of this channel
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>>76307476
You're south Asian. Only east Asians will be part of the Asian Century.
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Got smelly socks
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>>76307566
why would one pay 1.2 million to live in a studio the size of my bedroom
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>>76307551
>White alone we are 62%

yes 7 years ago we were. expect those numbers at the next census to be around 55% at the high point. there are several states where the white population is actually decreasing because deaths outnumber births and others that have simply plateaued.
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>>76307493
you'll get the same eventually with the pakis and arabs that interbreed with the native british women
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>>76307459
Tell Belgium. They're your neighbours
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What's the best economic field of thought
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>>76307478
Probably because Italian men vote for women based on their dicks like that pornstar Cicciolina who they voted into parliment.
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>>76307600
it's new york, there are people who pay more for less because.. it's new york
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>>76307590
based winston

really dispels the whole mystic oriental meme
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>>76307538
Where is it lad? I can't find the option to turn them off
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>>76307619
are there no single houses in manhattan (except for inwood)
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>>76307556
ok some of these are ridiculous. one guy's just straight up black. they have to be mistakes
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>>76307493
/Pol/ is responsible for that
>Based Zimmerman
>Iranians are white
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>>76307614
the labour value system
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>>76307614
https://propertarianism.com/2017/06/12/the-not-so-austrian-school-vs-science-and-mathematics/
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>>76307632
everything in manhattan is high rise or townhouse

standalone homes are for the rich and are usually above 10million
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>>76307628
i just told you triple nigger. google it, disable 3rd party cookies and then clear your cookies
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chinese people seem so friendly, not yet corrupted by blatt & co it seems
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>>76307199
my sister is 15 and I see her with her sexy panties daily
sometimes i cant hold my self
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>>76307619
Not true I have to live in this shithole for work. My sister dates an actor (mostly theater and some TV) and he's also limited where he can live.
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Really sick of missing out on good concerts cause my friends dont share my taste
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>>76307614
neoliberalism
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>>76307674
>sometimes i cant hold my self
fuck I know this feeling bro
love my little sis'
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>>76307662
thanks. one last question if i order pizza from an apartment do i have to go down to street level or will the pizza man take the elevator.
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>tfw want to leave college but mum says I'm not aloud

I have a far superior intellect than any of my peers. I would thrive in the working environment as a stock trader or something which requires wit
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LOL
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>>76307674
the state of yuropoors
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>>76307674
>greek flag
>>76307695
>american flag
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>>76307704
saw a short guy on roids wearing a "lift mad" tank top today in the gym
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>>76307590
Cant put my finger on his accent, is he south african?
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Cuckfact: Parliament has not goatskin parchment, but VEGAN parchment.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b08w94xp
see @ 35'
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>>76307697
pizza men usually come to the apartment door
the pizza place up the street from me is owned by Chinese people, no lie
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>>76307591
Thanks
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>>76307674
Why are greek such nonces? it seems to be prominent in your film industry

>>76307719
I believe so
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>>76307695
>>76307674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myhnAZFR1po
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having a think
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>>76307667
haha just read it again, im a fuckin nonce arent I
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Late to work because my buses were late

Mr Noseberg is gonna flip!
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alri
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>>76307715
it's weird like i want to love on her sometimes, especially when i get drunk, but the more i feel sexual towards her the more it becomes revolting to think about so it definitely is i just love my little sis' and love to want to kiss her on head as she smiles
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what the FUCK is this nonce infestation and why is nobody objecting to it
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FOY
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gonna do a wank have
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>>76307590
whoa ive been looking for this guys channel for ages. remember years ago just watching his videos where he'd have a beer and talk bout how things in china are
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>>76307762
ehh

it's too hot today
nobody really cares to speak up about it
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>>76307755
>noseberg

never gets old
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watching the brad pitt episode of friends
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>>76307734
post greek kino
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>look up at the post count
>it's 150
>my head starts to think it will hit 200 when it reaches 160

Ah yes, the old American """"GENE POOL""""
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>>76307632
Historic ones mostly and maybe a few others. I've found one for you btw. I expect my finders fee.

http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/110-W-15th-St_New-York_NY_10011_M43435-26101
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>>76307323
>american

into the fucking trash lmao
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I like how bears were hunted to extinction in the uk
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>>76307794
he makes lots of positive videos on china too

he will probably get shut down eventually
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>>76307697
You buzz them in. I am on the second floor of a three story and after I buzz them in they walk to my door. Everything is through apps so you usually don't even have to sign anything.
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new joisey
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She's puuuuurfect :3
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I can probably post some pics of my sisters panties if you wish
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>>76307721
>pizza place up the street from me is owned by Chinese people, no lie
Where do you live? That sounds shitty.
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>>76307902
Fuck off disgusting nonce
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>>76307704
>all the problems you've had with your height
going to assume he's an actual dwarf
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wish i could just receive a letter saying i inherited a townhouse in nyc from distant parents sigh
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>>76307904
in a pretty nice 2 bedroom apartment on the outskirts of brookline ma, so it's actually not shitty at all.

chinks are everywhere, that is all
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>>76307590
>Chinese people are Super Friendly
>China LACKS good Samaritans and it's TERRIBLE!
...
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>>76307614
Marxian.
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>Just got home from work
>Have to leave for work in 12 hours
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>>76307674
Damn, the ottomans really got to you, huh?
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>>76307958
boston is peng
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who is ekansovi?
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>>76307614
the Hellenic Economic Field
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WARNING
POST NUMBER
>>76308058
IS THE ONE BEHIND EKANSOVI
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>>76308009
don't worry about it
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>>76308001
summers in Boston are fucking awesome (#IFuckingLoveBoston) but our winters are brutal and i really want to move to a coastal town in the south without a lot of blacks
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>>76307674
>>76307695
!
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I would rather not go
back to the old house
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getting a number 1 and buying a lonsdale shirt
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>>76308001
this
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>yellowstone may erupt in your lifetime
>a large solar flare may knock out all electronics in the world in your lifetime
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>>76308050
bruins
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>>76308136
i wish
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>>76308122
looks nice, but boston seems to be a real hub of muh heritage which would get tiresome to listen to
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>>76308136
not likely. i'm only going to live for about 50-60 years and the total lifespan of human inhabited earth is waaayyyy longer than other. so it'll probably happen to some other sucker
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Sooo fuck Brexit lads?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4622162/George-Soros-says-UK-forced-reverse-Brexit.html
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me on the left
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>>76307820
Κυνοδοντας
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTFfbAKl1h0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PRZXizwpgQ
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>>76308164
it's just a hub for billionaires
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>>76308009
Bongdongoff brothers' mentor
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4jHKQmqL9Z0
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>>76308168
yeah

housing bubble's going to explode again
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love cute anime girls and love cute real girls. is this the radical centrist position?
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>>76307844
She's much worse. She's an American with a Mormon mother and an Iranian Muslim father. It seems like an unholy union. I wonder how many years untill she "finds god" and rails against her past life of sin.
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>>76308177
thanks for inviting me to your channel, cerpent, your videos are compelling, will like and subscribe
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>>76308212
are you wealthy?
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>>76308213
will i be able to get a house for cheap
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Do you wear a watch, /brit/?
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gimmick concept: use a stochastic model to determine which stocks to invest in
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>>76308190
seems i'll fit in well

*sips from champagne glass*
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>>76307958
Cool I'm in Bushwick Brooklyn. It's crowded and dirty and full of illegals but is still expensive. At least there are nice places to eat and drink and cute girls.
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>>76308238
if you have the money, yes
mortgages might be tricky
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>>76308252
my wrist is too thin
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old /int/ used to be full of yanks who were really kind and typed like middle aged men
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>>76308275
iktf. i could never wear one with short sleeves
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>>76308148
I went to a school with a kid whose father's company made the diamonds on the grinders they sharpened their skates with. He was the only Bruins fan in Whaler's territory.
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making money on crypto is so easy with /biz

just wait for the next pumps and get 2x-3x gains then hold onto a few in case it skyrockets

not even that good it's been easy
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Hay fever has me dancing with death
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>>76308298

and now you are a middle aged man who is really kind?

will you be my mentor?
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mates going to nk soon
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>>76308345
>dude, it's just a poster! wtf, i thought you guys were joking!
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thought black yanks hated america
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*do a sippy*
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>>76308360
No thats just the woke crowd, which judging by social media is like 80% of them

There are a lot of very proud black americans since a lot of their grandparents and stuff served
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MW explaining a joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8FBz5f0Ugo
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Might go to kip x
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>>76308416
>x
no thanks but here's a o
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FOY FOY FOY
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euro tourists are playing shit music outside again, I swear they are stuck in 2004
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I wasn't ready for this movie lads.
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miss the american gf
miss the chinese gf
miss the french gf
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>>76308440
nothing wrong with the past
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>>76308433
speak English, zhang
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>speak English, zhang
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>>76307444
The vast majority of women have no political beliefs of their own, they just believe whatever the men in their life believe.
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>>76308455
>chinese

FOC FOC FOC
>>
>>76308455
Good lad
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>>76308492
very true
>>76308483
unironically 50% of my neighbors
>>76308383
is the joke that this guy has to very slowly explain such a simple fucking joke to all of his subscribers?
I sure fucking hope so.
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>>76308440
>2004
better than 2017, that's for fuckin' shure
>>
>>76308177
fucking love this lad. like his crazy friend even more
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>>76307238
>tfw he gets to enjoy those milk jugs every night
>>
doing a poo
having a wank
simple as
>>
ds9 is peak 90s sci fi
>>
why so dead
>>
>>76307199
just woke up from a dream that my sister held me down and raped me

feel dirty
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>>76308658
you posted this 18 hours ago
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>>76308651
>>
might get glasses tbqh
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will yanks ever convert to the metric system or is it too far gone now?
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>wahey
>yehaw
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>>76308672
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Will New Hollanders revert to the Imperial System of have they gone too far?
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>>76308588
agreed, especially for the space jews
>>
>>76308722
will i pull out in time or have i gone too far?
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Ah yes, everything going as planned for the team at work
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>be 25 year old virgin autist
>start getting into hygiene
>girls start noticing me
>start chatting with one of the cute ones
>she is smiling at me and playing with her hair the entire time we talk
>i dominate the conversation with funny stories and funny bullshit
>she is into me
>ask her out last night
>we go into a club and get drunk and do what the young kids do
>tell her that it was all bullshit and she hasn't experienced what i need to have in store for her
>i love to cook, as i have already mentioned her, and i will cook us a perfect dinner at my place
>she is ecstatic about it and surprised
That is today at 7pm and its 2 am now, i have less than a day.
I have no ideas and i need to make it perfect.
I have no idea what the girls are into considering food, i have some frozen veal slices, yet i don't know what else to make
I have potatoes that are dead, i mean the sprouts died a month ago.
I'm drunk and pissed myself while trying to clean the mess my flat is in and i still need to sleep to get ready for tonight
The toilet is clean and i had to borrow a small bin for the toilet and air freshener.
The dinner is still a big task yet im dead on ideas.
Pls be useful just this once /brit/, i love you, but im in deep shit and all out of ideas.
I cant order takeaway and say its mine, i need to make a romantic dinner, its all up to the food now.
I'll buy anything i need but i need a dinner
pls
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>>76308776
you going to the training on the 4th?
>>
>start getting into hygiene

Is this code for 'had a shower'?
>>
>>76308787
kill yourself
>>
wheres a good place to move to before the inevitable civil war kicks off?
>>
>>76307704
>dogtooth is greek
>cunt is as poor as mine and makes movies like dogtooth
not fair
>>
>>76308787
ask /ck/
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>>76308825
Quite enjoyed dogtooth desu
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>>76308787
also she will be expecting you to make the first move and theres a good chance she expects to have sex with you dont fuck it up
>>
>>76308809
Yep, see you there bud!
>>
>>76308854
the actress that played the younger sister died
>>
>>76308890
What the fuck! She was hot
>>
>>76308787
do a jamies """"15 minute""""" meal

the length of time is a meme but theyre relatively easy in terms of abilities required
>>
I once invited a girl over to my (empty) house for lunch after having gone on a date with her.

We had the lunch I cooked and watched some Dexter on the couch. Don't think I even snuggled up to her or anything. I saw her out after that.

Looking back it's amazing how little I thought about sex or intimacy at that point.
>>
doin a watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q_1KW0Q-10
>>76308854
it looks good, been on the watchlist for a while
>>
>>76308717
but stopped to whine about it
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wew lads
got my uni results - got an award for best performance
hope it's not a glitch and i've actually done that well
>>
>>76308992
Sorry mate that was a glitch, it was meant to be an award for best poo
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>>76308992
proud of u sweatie xx
>>
>>76308982
stop whining
>>
>>76308992
is UEL(university of east london) a good Uni?
i heard its only for minorities
>>
>>76309049
no its one of the lowest ranked

https://www.theguardian.com/education/ng-interactive/2016/may/23/university-league-tables-2017
>>
>>76309046
it's all I'm good at
>>
>>76308821
civil wars can't happen in first world countries anymore
>>
if your uni is lower ranked than huddersfield, you go to a shit uni
>>
dear God,

please give me a husky voiced girlfriend like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjGAxdi170Y
Thanks you god and thank you jesus, i love you.

Amen
>>
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4621086/Mum-s-broken-Finsbury-mosque-suspect-s-sister-says.html

he was mentally ill lads
>>
>>76309030
thanks lad x
>>
Good morning
>>
At Glastonbury festival lads
>>
Here we are...
>>
it's all a bit mad
>>
where is everyone?
>>
>>76309210
The lads....
>>
doing a communism
>>
>Otto Warmbier
literally a warm beer
>>
>>76309290
intellectual post
>>
Some of you are some absolute nutters. Like borderline crazy. Seek help
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>>76309290
hope he liked the DPRK
>>
Just finished RE7, really liked it.
>>
>>76309251
It's like 2am go to sleep
>>
jesus

more yanks in here than /cum/
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>jesus
>more yanks in here than /cum/
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youtube is frantically deleting comments on that refugee video lol
>>
>>76309076
probably got the award for showing up.
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>>76309320
tbf cum is terrible and brit is vacant through the night
yank refugees welcome
>>
>>76309306
oh really?
>>
any leninist man in
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>>76309348
Link
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>>76309369
>>76309369
>>76309369
>>76309369
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>>76309371
>>76309373
gj
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>watching serpentza vidoes
>just saw other lads post saying its 2am

fucking christ I need to fix the old sleeping schedule.
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