ask me anything

why do you hate freedom?

is Lyube really seen as bydlo music? its so good

how much money does the russian mob make in a year?

>>76300494
do you have a little sister/cousin?
do you fuck her?

public opinion on Stalin

>>76300521
nonononononononononono
thats not realy true
we have post ussr society so the old generation does not like new things
btw i hate putin and all this corrupting goverment
sory for my english

personal opinion on lenin and marx

>>76300677
>mob
who is it?
>>76300645
kind of

>>76300494
Are you a cute boy?

>>76300739
????????

>>76300761
ooh...
this is very hard to explain
people 50-70 years are kind of like him
but new generation doesnt

>>76300494
why is there no musclar ghost in movie but all of them are women or kid?

>>76300814
dont like lenin
i want to get a good capitalism in russia
>>76300835
yes 7-8/10

>>76300952
lol idk

>>76300959
How much do you understand of the following text?

Severný vietor a slnko sa stretli vysoko nad zemou a vznikol spor. Vietor sa vysmieval slnku, že je silnejší, a slnko sa vysmievalo vetru, že je silnejšie. Ani jeden nechcel ustúpiť. Nakoniec sa dohodli, že kto skôr z kabáta vyzlečie pútnika, čo si vyhliadli na zemi, ten vyhral. Vietor začal prvý - dul, fúkal a usiloval sa strhnúť kabát z tela úbožiaka. Dosiahol iba to, že ten pútnik sa lepšie zapínal a hľadal úkryt. Po chvíli vietor povedal slnku vyčerpaný, že sa to nedá. Slnko nič nepovedalo, len sa usmievalo. Usmievalo sa na pútnika tam dolu. O chvíľu si pútnik kabát rozopol. Slnko sa usmievalo stále silnejšie a jeho úsmev bol čoraz teplejší. Pútnik si vyzliekol kabát, a držal v ruke pri chôdzi. Slnko sa obrátilo k severnému vetru a stále mlčalo, len sa usmievalo ...

>>76300494
would you let Barbara palvin put a finger in your ass?

>>76300677
idk what did you mean but average salary for month in Saint-P is 30 000 rubs
most cheap apartment you can get for 16000-18000 rubs
1 liter of milk costs 50 rubls
1 dollar = 60 rubs
so if you dont have a good job you cant save money

>>76301221
15 % words are like in russian language
the text is about a tired traveler or smth?..

>>76300938
typical BYDLO

>>76301514
It is Aesops fable, North Wind and the Sun. And yeah there is a traveller involved.

It is in Slovak.

č is like ч
š is ш
ť is ть

do you guys use telegram (mobile app)?

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btw if you want to know what is hapening in russia
https://youtu.be/qrwlk7_GF9g
this guy is our ex president and he was cought on corruption
nothing happend, nice russia, nice country

1. What is the meaning of life?
2. If a bear and shark had a fight, who would win?

>>76302261
1. Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
2. in the sea - shark
on the ground - bear

>>76301221
if you know what does text about its getting much
easier to understand

>>76300494
What do you eat at home? What do people in your family eat?

>>76301221
Northern wind... met... high above ground appeared argument. Wind was mocking... and... mocked wind... stronger. ...give up. At last... who... fast... wanderer... on ground. Wind beginned first... blowed... throw... from... body. Wanderer... cover up. Wind told. Laughed. Laughed at the wanderer. Wanderer. Began... to laugh harder. Wanderer... was holding... in his hand. Turned towards northern wind... began... laughing...

>>76301842
Only Russians and Arabs do.

>>76302871
мaкapoны pиc гpeчкa кypицa гoвядинa твopoг йoгypты
нy я ocoбo ceбe ни в чeм нe oткaзывaю

How easy are Russian girls?

>>76303433
like every other girls lol

Which oblast/okrug/krai/republic do you live in?

>>76303537
Novosibirsk Oblast'

>>76303537
chuvashia

>>76303433
Like any other Girls I met. I was to Germany, Poland, Spain, France, Chroatia and Greece.

>>76303750
>2017
>Still living in Chebosraki

>>76304095
you think people should just leave cheboksari and invade moskvabad?

>>76304095
ya 11 klass konchil

do you have proofs?

>>76304244
We usually do. Cheby has no jobs.

>>76304248
Lol.

>>76304451
true

>>76304248
lol what did I just look up?

>>76304451
>be chuvash
>dont know chuvash language
>named ivan ivanov
>moves to mosqow
chuvashes are doomed

>>76304707
Russians go to Moscow the most. Chuvashs are are coming to Russian cities. Cheboksay is 75% Chuvash now, it was 0% before. They do just fine.

>>76304707
im slav, not chuvash lol

>>76300494
How are you planning to dismantle the eu

>>76304832
im talking about chuvashes, not slavs. i dont really care bout the latter. it doesnt seem russians are gonna die off anytime soon.
>>76304798
>They do just fine
i hope

I'm planning a 20 day trip to Russia next year. Only 6 days in big cities. What should I see in the East? Any advice for an American tourist besides practicing Russian language?

>>76305030
What is East? Far East? Eat a deer.

your country is complete shit, i pretend to like parts of it like other regions of the world to troll the stalkers since their such fucking easy gullible idiots it seems. yea you deserve to be trolled for imposing yourself on people who quite frankly never give a shit about you, its fun to troll pointless stalkers

>>76305280
dont really speak english are you bydlo or smth?

>>76300494
Hey russia

Beer >>> Vodka

>>76305280
>LOOK MA I'M TROLLING THE STALKERS IN THE INTERNET!!! AHAHA THEIR GONNA GET WHAT THEY DESERVE FILTHY RUSSIAN STALKERS AHAHAHAHA!

Get a life you creep.

>>76305448
Russian beer is shit. Vodka is shit too, any vodka.

>>76305448
cider

>>76305449
opнyл

>>76300494
Do u suck penises? Can u do a barrel roll?

>>76305643
DO YOU SUCK DICKS

>>76305175
I eat deer in the U.S.. Can I eat a bear?

Yes, I mean far east. Sakhalin

>>76306446
Yes, you can, but better don't do it. Most of bears with trichinosis. Sakhalin full of red caviar, try this

>>76305448
Russians prefer beer.

>>76306446
Raw deer? They serve raw in some restaurants. Bear? I guess. Bear is not some popular animal here like Westerners think.
>Sakhalin
H-m-m, I don't know much about non-European parts except some meme foods.

>>76300768
Have you ever been arrested for going to an anti-putin protest?

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What is your opinion of the proud American tradition of marrying and fugging your sister?

I want to watch that movie Viking but can't find it is it translated yet?

>>76306832
Hot.

>>76300494
Bagration or Barclay de Tolly?

>>76300494
My friend is going to st Petersburg to study medicine or something
What should he expect?

What do you think of Russia 2018 world cup?

>>76306876
>it is it translated yet?
Don't know, but the movie isn't worth watching tbch.

>>76307010
THE WHOLE WEEK of sunny weather a year.

>>76306983
Both are dead.

>>76308014
Nothing.

>>76300494
пoчeмy тaк тихo, люди нa дoнбac пoгибли, нa cиpии пocтoянный пpoвoкaции, a вac в пpeгoвopи yвлeчьcя, a тo oчeн виднo пocтoяннaя пoдлocт и лoвyшкa и cнoвa пpeгoвopи

>>76309227
Sorry don't understand what are you trying to say.

>>76309268
thanks johny
proxy detected

>>76309313
Your post in Russian doesn't make sense.

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>>76309425
ит иc нoт eкзaтли oн paшън фop пъpпъc. ит cиимc ю ap нoт pycки op eни кaйнд ъф cлaв джoни. ит джъcт acкc yaй coy coфт yaйл пиипъл дaй

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>>76301369
those prices are the same over here

How difficult would it be for an American to acquire Russian citizenship?

>>76309581
Not easier than getting american citizenship for an average russian.

>>76309554
Transliterating you:
>it is not exactly on (in is correct here) russian for purpose. it seems you are not russki or any kind of slav johnny. it just asks why so soft while people die

You still think I'm not Russian?

>>76309581
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citizenship_of_Russia#Citizenship_act_of_2002

I wanna move to St. Petersburg and get hitched to a Ukrainian diaspora girl, what jobs are big over there?

>>76309660
yes i still think that johnny. this is easy to be done by anyone. anyway, would you give an answer even fake one or not?

>>76309738
I personally don't have an answer to that. I barely know what's going on in Donbass and Syria.

>>76309727
tank taxi driver
https://www.rbth.com/science_and_tech/2015/02/03/the_first-ever_armored_taxi_appears_in_russia_43387.html

>>76301369
>16000-18000
>30000rubs
Cepьeзнo?
Here in Moscow you can find an apartment for around 12000-15000.
And 34000 is the lowest fucking salary you can get by working a McDongers when you are 17yo.
Average for a specialist is 70000+

>>76309781
ok
ит cиимc тo мe дaт pycки мъcт би хapдъp тy пиндocи eнд дeиpc лoвyшки нy явлeятce тyк пиндocи тю кeк

>>76309869
тeбя peaльнo нeвoзмoжнo пoнять
(another russian)

>>76300494
Why are you so evil?

>>76309885
Because your propaganda says so.

>>76309884
good boy johnny good boy, ru flag is not the thing make you russian, nor google translate

>>76309987
Tы coвceм пoeхaвший?
Я тeбe мoгy пpyф зaпилить, или cтихи Eceнинa пpoцитиpoвaть.
Coвceм oхyeл, нихyя pyccкoгo языкa нe знaeт, выeбывaeтcя.

>>76310022
Try to translate this with google you fuck.

>>76309956
Propaganda didn't make you invade the peaceful Ukraine and deny them any sovereignty

>>76300494
What is your favorite color?

>>76300494
why cant you control your puppet Trump?

>>76310094
>peaceful Ukraine
lol
it was so peaceful with burnin tires eating nulands biscits with tea on maidan

>>76310094
But senpai, people in Crimea and Donbass had a vote and majority decided to leave Ukraine, and then Ukraine denied Donbass any sovereignty.

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>>76310094
k

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>>76310022
what is this

>>76310164
Looks like some shit i used to pick up and throw at other kids when i was 5-10yo.

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>>76310164

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>>76310215

Who's the next russia leader after Putin?

>>76310255
Yep, i live in Хopoшeвo-Mнeвники, Moscow and there is a place we call paдиoпoлe (radiofield) near my home, we got plenty of rusty shit like this here.

>>76310022
>пoeхaвший
>пpyф
>зaпилить
He isn't russian, he is sosach bydlo.

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>>76310338

>>76310338
Either of those:
Medvedev
Navalny
Khodorkovsky
Kiriyenko

>>76310359
takes one to know one, manya

>>76310377
Out of those four, who is the best suited?

>>76310408
None of them is good enough to take the mantle of Glorious God Emperor Putin

>>76310408
All of them are meh.

Medvedev is Putin the Second.
Navalny has no agenda and doesn't look like someone capable of formulating one.
Khodorkovsky will sell out the country to the multinationals.
Kiriyenko is from the Yeltsin's office, which is apriory a stigma.

>>76310422
>>76310482

a кaк шaнc нa Poгoзин?

>>76310602
Close to 0.

>>76310602
Noone gives a fuck about him, zero chances.

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>>76310482
>Khodorkovsky will sell out the country to the multinationals.

more likely into gullag. that son of jewish bitch lives for revenge. if it were USA then he would be executed already to quiet the shitstorm.

For some reason I find Russians that are eager to talk about their country, lives and any other little detail about Russia kind of endearing. Your sometimes broken English also adds to that.
It's like you guys know that other people find Russia interesting or mysterious so you feel the need to tell us all about it with eagerness.
People say Russians are soulless and rude alcoholics but you guys are pretty alright in my book.

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>>76300494
- do you drive
- what do you think about this organisation
>>76311107
this desu. I think Russia is one of the most misunderstood countries in the eastern hemisphere

>>76300902
> but new generation doesnt
Putinbots and other brainwashed people admire him, even if they are millennials

4chan Russians are bros. They also seem mostly gay/bi.

>>76311107
We're kinda tired of mistnderstanding.

>>76300902
>people 50-70 years are kind of like him
Not sure if they know history n shiet. Also enough people hate him for repressions.

>>76311510
Nerver met anyone like that in my life.

>How well do Rusky bros think their team will perform tomorrow in jewball?

>>76311721
I know that feel senpai desu. People still believe Mexico is either a huge desert with shitty middle east tier houses or huge jungle sectors with people living in huts while wearing sombreros and eating tortillas all day.
Also, how prominent is homosexuality there? or even non-straight tendencies like being bi or wanting to become a tranny and whatnot. Seems like I've stumbled upon a lot gay/bi Russians as this anon >>76311635 pointed out.

>>76311780
Not interested in sports. Russian football is literally a Jewish trick institution. Players get millions and do nothing. We should promote hockey because we are really good at it unlike football.

>>76311892
>how prominent is homosexuality there?
No idea. I know few gays.
>a lot gay/bi Russian
Gay jokes are a part of our pop-culture. No idea how popular is it is.

>>76311892
>tfw no mexican gf

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>>76312169
come visit USA sometime
latinas and black girls love russian cock

>>76312169
>>76312226
>that uniform
Nigga that's a mexican school and if it's pink that means she's in first grade which is around 12-13 years old unless she was held back a year or something.

>>76312137
>gay jokes are part of our pop-culture
Holy shit same here man, there's even a saying that guys like to spread around to justify acting gay as fuck which goes like "being a bit gay a day keeps the gay away". There is no equivalent in English of course but I tried to translate it as properly as I could.

>>76312226
>latinas and black girls love russian cock
God bless the U.S.

t. any-but-white fever

>>76300494
How do Russians see Brighton Beach, that Russian neighborhood in New York?

>>76312541
As a place stuck in 1980-90s.

Tell me anon Russian, who are the Queens of 2ch.hk, please and thank you.

Is there a difference between russians and ukranians? every ukranian here gets pissy if you call him russian

>>76312318
>implying there's something wrong with being sexually attracted to cute chiquititas

>>76312541
>Brighton Beach
>Russian
It is known as Jewish here. Jews were talking about it a lot in 90s, now it's completely forgotten.

>>76312824
Native Ukrainians have their own facial types. Generally they are dark. Their women have distinctive face shape, especially chins. Although people move a lot. We have many Ukrainians, they have many Russians. People in the South talk and look like Ukrainians also.

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>>76300494
was she cute? i mean your gf

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How many churkas did you beat up this week?

>>76300494
how do I score with a russian qt on vacation here?

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What do you think of the Chinese?

>>76316575
Putin will sell Siberia to them soon.

>>76316949

>sell

The chinese will flood it with chinese settlers and then pressure whoever comes after Putin to give it away.

how much vodka do u drink each day ?

>>76316949
Don't most of Russia's resources come from there? Sounds retarded

brothers karamazov or anna karenina?

>>76314836
How do i get megrelian qt?

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>>76300494
Like the stars sparkling bright in the sky
We are all different in every way
Like the mountains reaching high
We all have different dreams in our hearts.In this whole wide world today
I'm so glad to be here with you
Do you hear the voice of joy echoing
in the air?
ΣΧΟΛΗ we shine twinkling one by one
ΣΧΟΛΗ we climb singing hand in hand.

한 사람 한 사람 다른 두근거리는 마음처럼
하나씩 하나씩 다른 표정을 산이 보여줍니다
이 넓은 세상에 태어나 만나게 돼서 기뻐하네
우리의 목소리가 메아리 칩니다
그 높은 산처럼 어깨동무 하면서
스콜레 다 같이 걸어갑시다

http://www.weider-jp.com/know/bukatsu/club?param=gBQd+NOKHZwf/mpHwFKGnSkMrSFSxE+i

>>76317495
Karamazovs

Do you like Stalin?

>>76321037
No, but we sometimes see him around 9th of May celebrations (rarer and rarer these days though, I think)
>>76314836
Not telling her that you're on vacation might help, then proceed as you getting scored with Georgian girls

>>76321217
Why?? Many people dislike him?

>>76321238
He never gets discussed really, but everybody's aware of him being a bad guy, though some people give him "muh WWII" excuse

>>76321339
How Russian girl think about North East Asian( Japan Korea etc..) Do I can get a chance of them??

Does communism gets discussed openly in your country/are there people who publicly and actively support it or is it a taboo issue like Germany and National Socialism?

>>76310152
Still waiting for chechnya referendum

>>76321609
They have communist party with 17% support

>>76321448
Kpop is popular (at least on the internet), if you look like them EXO boys you'll be popular too. If you don't though, your best chance is finding a girl through language exchange.

>>76321609
The ideology isn't discussed at all, it's not a taboo, you often see commie party giving away flyers.
the USSR is discussed by oldfags nostalgizing for the time when they weren't old and "ice cream used to be 2 cents and shit"
>>76321709
I wonder how would they score among people who's neither 80 nor 18.

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Have you read this book? It's really good

>>76321788
Gib me a good tips to trip to Russia.

>>76322074
Stick to Moscow/SPb

>>76322175
Why? other regions are shit??

How hard or easy would it be to get a Russian girlfriend ?

>>76322445
Some shit, some meh, some aiight, but for a casual tourists going outside of Msc/SPb will be a waste of time and money

>>76322516
Not too hard

>>76321938
> the new tsar

don't call him tsar

thank you

>>76322597
What if I only want fuck easy Russian girls?
Aren't the ones in rural villages easier since they don't see so many tourists?

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>>76321938
in addition

it's a very primitive approach to call him tsar, he has nothing to do with tsars,

hes a man with bad childhood, his father poked an eye of his mom, he doesn't have proper higher education, he's never been cultured

all his "culture" is gayish judo trainings

I doubt girls in rural villages will want the reputation that comes with fucking a random tourist

The easiest way is paying a prostitute
Second easiest is going to a club and spotting a girl who just wants to fuck somebody, foreigner or not

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>>76322663
> Aren't the ones in rural villages easier since they don't see so many tourists?

local bydlo will beat you for stealing their girls and being dumb burger ))

there is still distinction and some kind of conflict between 'selskiye' (villagers) and 'gorodskie' (city dwellers)

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>>76322900
What the fuck did you do with KOT you fucking commie bastard?!

What do people in Russia think of foreigners learning their language?

>>76323198
First reaction: "W-why?.."
Second (after you've made a considerable progress): "Hehehe, funny accent, nah mate, you need to put stress on the second syllable, otherwise it means something completely different"

In my experience (on language learning boards on reddit mainly) Russians are pretty helpful when it comes to foreign learners, unlike Japanese, English or German native speakers (again, just my experience). but don't expect compliments like "You speak Russian very well"

should I read the master and margarita

I have it here laying in my shelf

>>76325070
Yeah, it's good

кaк pyccкий люди дyмaют o нaвaльнoм?

>>76326007
Soros puppet

>>76326007
Some Moscow kids support him, majority (even among the enlightened pro-West liberals like me) don't.

The reasons for me not to like him are : he want to present the situation as if everyone who's dislikes Putin must like him; he's incompetent; he's a hypocrite, a racist and a liar.

>>76326341
>enlightened pro-West liberals like me
kys

>>76326341
The liberal infection is spreading.
Remove cancer.

>>76326007
I'm irish and protested supporting him this month

>>76327507
>>76327984
I'm a liberal as in "pro-capitalism, political and civil freedoms centrist" (old Euro-American liberal), not as in "kill straight white men, allah is great" (new Euro-American liberal)

>>76326007
He is a good blogger and a Youtube content creator.

>>76300494
what do people there think about Gorbachov?

>>76328024

What are you doing in Russia?

Many people get arrested at the protest?