Bringing a traffic cone home from a night out edition
Islam
dun dun dun dun dun dun dadada
psycho killer
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=44a_1408522902
just filmed the 'iends
>>76292881
good tune
Reminder
>>76292881
absolute banger
*takes a roadworker's sign back to halls in freshers*
this is sure to garner favour with my flatmates and will no doubt win me the title of 'banter merchant'
>Islam has nothing to do with Islamic terrorism. No one blamed Catholics for the IRA, you shouldn't do the same for Moo-slims
Pretty sure the IRA killed people because they hated the UK government and wanted reunification of Ireland, not based on Bible teachings or killing in the name of catholicism
>>76292842
Love Lily
https://biqle.ru/watch/-59740963_456239890
>>76292906
dunno who this is but he's clearly taller than that once you consider angle of the camera and his distance from the gate desu
What are your thoughts on Tommy Robinson on Good Morning Britain? Thought it was pretty transparent of the media to have some loudmouth be on the air right after an attack on Muslims. They knew what would happen
>>76292945
her family therapy vids are top drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgKCOAhu6cw
wtf I hate Australians
why do krauts make the worst editions?
>>76292955
Hello Millennial Woes
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
>>76292945
don't click this link, it's literally child porn
Got called a twat in Aldi.
got a willy
>>76292985
its only danelad and he's a sweden yes tier poster and numale
>>76292945
>>76293006
dont trust any link with a .ru domain desu
>>76292991
literally whom
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
still at work boys
been here since 8:00AM
Do you brits feel unsafe when out and about?
I'm legit curious.
>>76293028
proofs??
>>76293068
Definitely going to read all this mate, thanks!
*fucks your mum*
>we're nearly half way through 2017
oh my fucking god help me
>>76292909
>he's not even wearing a traffic cone
not banterous.
alri
>>76293130
>>76293089
only around blacks and pakis desu
not racist they're just dangerous people
>>76292842
Lads, how long did it take you to get your National Insuarance number? They promised that they would send me mail, but they didn't.
Got called a nonce on /brit/.
>>76293084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKhqdmBC1kA
>>76292842
Deano tier
WAHEYYYYYY LADS
>>76293089
only near chavs and other assorted cumskins
>had a look at my boss's willy at the urinal
>it was small
>pretty sure he looked at mine and realised it was much bigger
called this yank nonce a nonce lads
>>76293182
bent
>>76293157
About 6 weeks
>>76293182
Bit gay.
>>76293157
Just ask one of your mates. They may have it saved
Thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxzBQJQwFd0
cringing at some old blogposts i wrote
>>76293182
FONT
>>76293182
I never pee in urinals. I have quite a small flaccid willy but that's not the main reason; I find it impossible to start with someone else even in the same vicinity. Only way I can get the flow started is in the cubicle.
Me
>>76293068
well that's shite
>>76293182
fucking bender why do you look at other men's cocks at the urinal
>>76293182
>tfw adequate schlong
feels good man
have you heard of the high elves?
>>76293134
Over half
Good morning
>>76293258
wanted to see how big my boss's willy was
>>76293278
no, have you been to the cloud district?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxbdvo2vFwc
>this heat
willy is an alright size except when wearing jeans
>>76293278
bah
hngggg
umph
>>76293291
You in charge of math.
>>76293332
june is the 6th month
me n the gf
>>76293326
30 C here and my bedroom is a like a greenhouse with one of those massive victorian windows covering a whole wall and it faces the sun during the day arrrrghj
did a wander around town. nothing more grim than seeing the office drones spill out for their smoke breaks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu5PxhEUMfU
>>76293357
smol brane
>>76293332
Umm it's 20th June and 12/6 = half rorke sweetie xx
>>76293216
That is quite a while.
How long did making a bank account take you?
>>76293222
Asking every day and they keep denying. I would call the agency, but my shift ends after they close.
start making more barb threads
>>76293130
>>76284840
>>76291942
>>76293157
'about a week or so, heavily depends on where you live exactly and how busy they are
>>76293357
The last day of June/first day of July is exactly halfway through the year.
>>76293375
arr rook same
>>76293157
A month or something
But I had all my papers in order
>>76293405
>>76293332
*Maths
got a sweaty pooey hairy bum
>>76293320
*checks like bar*
maybe all is not lost
>>76293409
A week after you have met an employee of jobcenter in person? Or a week after you called them for the first time.
>>76293326
>buying a shitty expensive watch so that it can serve ads directly on your wrist
what the fuck is wrong with normies
>>76293241
>i hope he hasn't noticed how long it's taking me to go
>i hope he's not thinking it's strange how i'm standing here but not pissing
>come on please it's weird now
>he knows i'm just stood here holding my knob
>can't do it i'll give up maybe he'll think i've already gone
>he knows i couldn't go
>he knows i gave up out of embarrassment
the circle of shame is complete
make more barb threads
>>76293456
When did your country get internet access?
>>76293480
yeah the comment section was heartwarming too
the bf
>>76293550
2009
mum made chicken kievs AGAIN
Really need a slag to spit shine my bellend.
>>76292807
Skiing is the best sport, desu.
Watch this beautiful finish.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqafRcnmaEw
>>76293384
Already had one JF cunt
anime
Remember how my friends used to call me a social outcast as a joke and would bully me whenever cooler people were around. Who was the omega of their friend group here?
>>76293579
Good job
*pats you on the head*
>>76293605
garlic butter counts as one of your 5 a day
https://arstechnica.com/science/2017/06/guns-kill-nearly-1300-kids-in-the-us-per-year-and-suicides-are-on-the-rise/
>America
>first world
pick one
>be gay
>claim to like men
>but only men who act like women
>and only men who look like prepubescent boys
and they wonder why people call them mentally ill paedophiles. the state of them.
the gf
>>76293621
i'm the glue that holds the social group together desu
Reply to me
>>76293621
I was the middle neither alpha nor beta
got touched on the shoulder by two women at work today
>>76293643
The one everyone fucks up the arse
>>76293638
>but only men who act like women
that's not gay
>>76293498
after going to the jobcentre, yes.
2-3 weeks in total between arranging a meeting and getting the NIN mailed.
again, it just depends on your location, m80.
still, not having a NIN is not an issue, the law permits you to work as long as you're in the process of receiving your registration
>>76293621
me, unfortunately
>>76293670
reee normies out xdddD
>and they wonder why people call them mentally ill paedophiles. the state of them.
Hate bacon
>>76293616
no one cared when you posted it
no one cares now either
Remembering the time I had sex with a freely concenting woman
>>76293633
garlic butter?
>>76293670
At the same time?
>>76293688
Are you the literature frog? I'm sorry to hear that x.
>>76293649
spineless moderate
>>76293643
>t. omega
Omegas alleviate social pressure and stress.
>>76292945
*does an innocent browse of teh 4chan*
*ends up in jail*
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>76293717
sheed
LOVE making girls laugh in front of their BFs
just raped her again lads
>>76293718
I see. How come Brits are so rude?
the otto warmbier thing has put a bit of a downer on my plans of taking the train from the UK to north korea. unlikely they'd do the same to a British citizen but I wouldn't enjoy the trip at all knowing I might be kidnapped at customs and waterboarded until I'm brain dead.
>>76293680
It does permit you, but it just gives you more security to have that number. Less likely for an employer to screw you over. It is impossible to receive pay without a NI. Thank you.
>>76293728
>tfw have a couple of videos of plowing the grill
they never get old, cant wait to make more in glorious 4K desu
Why the fuck would you have to apply for na NI number? mine just appeared in the post when I was like 15 years old I didn't actually get a job for years afterwards
>>76293777
the kind ones are quiet and the rude ones are noisy. now fuck off
opinions on bugzy malone?
>>76293827
>nu-rap for numales
fuck off
>my plans of taking the train from the UK to north korea
>>76293777
We're just honest you nonce
>Grenfell Tower residents urge visitors to stop taking selfies: 'You want to slap the phone out of their hands'
lol the state
>>76293326
I love Suicide's first album
This Heat are pretty good too
>>76293780
nobody would hire you to screw you over right away.
usually they try to fuck you when you leave.
my employer swindled me out of my fucking paid leave, 500-600 quid down the drain and into their greedy indian pockets.
fucking hate rich ppl desu
>>76293854
ah yes, the peaceful immigrants
>>76293771
you make her laugh he makes her cum
>>76293827
went to shit after the journal of an evil genius
>>76293840
But you're not only honest, you're rude too while being honest. It's something I've noticed about brits on /int/.
>>76293827
handsome guy
>>76292842
I know that feel lad
>>76293877
don't care
I just love seeing boyfriends get grumpy as I do a better job of entertaining their gf than they do
>>76293887
don't care, fuck off and shove a cheese slicer up your arse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DuKsxtLY58
is aj tracey speaking the truth about the grenfell fire here?
>>76293777
We're not :3
>>76293904
>smaller road sign next to it
really ties the post together
>>76293894
shit, meant for
>>76293375
>>76293421
>>76293918
why are you watching this in the first place nigger
BUMS
AND
TUMS
>>76293877
kek
ladbroke grove is where I reside
accidentally swiped right on a really ugly tranny the other day. thought we'd match and then i'd have to unmatch and feel bad for disappointing the lad but the cunt must have left swiped me cos i've heard nothing. very high opinion of himself.
>>76293914
>>76293904
good banter
why the fuck are people naming their sons shite names like oliver and noah?
>>76293960
>>76293904
I once 'stole' a warning triangle off the road and I'm currently using it as decoration in my bedroom
>>76293960
>very high opinion of himself.
you both it seems
... forever
>>76293871
And I have to leave in 3 months for my university. I might fuck with my semester if I don't get my NI and money by then.
>my employer swindled me out of my fucking paid leave, 500-600 quid down the drain and into their greedy indian pockets.
Apperantly such things are common. I know people both British and European that got scammed in a way or another.
>>76293949
wouldn't be able to contain my inner sheed
>>76293904
have those chairs
>>76293918
>if this was a flood in a tory constituency somewhere in hampshire, there would've been the army sent in
is this true
>uni results tomorrow
>>76293616
is skiing in norway any good? norway doesn't seem that mountainous
>>76294047
Hampshire mentioned
>>76294048
same lad
what uni?
>norway doesn't seem that mountainous
fucking stupid runtoid
Is the noble guy still the attraction of that thread ? He used to post a lot and was the son of a lord killed in a car accident.
>>76294047
yeah. but that's standard procedure with floods anywhere regardless of constituency
did well at uni
>>76294074
london met
>norway doesn't seem that mountainous
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YANKS
big fan of the female form
>>76293320
I don't know how to feel about this
>>76294074
not saying
>>76294094
craven hasn't posted here for years
>>76294023
the joy of zero hour contracts, lad.
if you start a job make sure you get your contract AND your jobdescription.
also make sure you understand how your vacation days are calculated and whether they are carried over into the next year or just scrapped, thats how they got me, the fucking slimes.
indians are honestly more greedy than the anecdotal jew
>>76294160
same just not that one
Feeling a tad mountainous today, lads
>>76294108
nice 1
>>76294167
bet you go to my uni
is it rustlers group
Did you know in music videos they're not actually singing but just miming? Literally ruined music videos for me
>>76294179
how about this one la
>>76294189
>is it rustlers group
no
>>76294035
pretty shit imo
might watch some porn
>>76294176
Noted. I will let the administration know I caarefuly log my hours.
Let's see how a turkish employer would play it out.
>>76294194
falsehood
>>76294234
was watching a massage scene earlier with one of the hottest women i've ever seen
found out she only ever did that one scene though
Love women
Love bums
Love tums
Love legs
Dont care for tits much
Simple as
>>76294261
>turkish employer
>carefully logging hours
ha
just linked my toes together and now i am stuck
going to make a burger lads
tommy tommy robinsooon
>>76294066
>norway doesn't seem that mountainous
Norway is little else but mountains my american friend. Mainland Norway is basically a long mountain chain and some fjords and valleys in it. However, the south eastern part of Norway, along the swedish boarder, we have flatlands and highlands.
>>76292906
I've stayed in that exact hotel
Creepy
>>76294286
u wot m8
>>76292881
Psycho nigger
Qu'est-ce que c'est
>>76294294
well isn't that something
*turns around and talks to someone else*
why are british cities so ugly?
>>76294316
tommy for PM
>>76294340
alri mate
>>76294074
West London
>>76294352
leftists
God Bless America lads
Is k-pop a meme? You can't actually like the shitty music with that disgusting language, so are you people just oogling the Korean bitches? Is that the appeal here? Still that's even more pathetic than wanking to soft core porn you betacucks.
It's a shame they don't hire out steam rollers or tanks could have done a tidy job then
>>76294389
this
>>76294392
is google broken?
*checks*
no, it seems to be working just fine
>tommy for PM
hate being in my mid-20s
wish i was still young
>>76294392
the attraction is the visuals not the audio
not a music genre desu
>>76294172
damn I have been on here so long ?!
this barbthread has not taken off like the others >>76293926
>>76294261
if its a shit menial service jerb the will try to screw you over, keep that in mind
>is google broken?
>*checks*
>no, it seems to be working just fine
>>76294442
i think he last posted 2 or 3 years ago
>Heatwave temperatures in UK higher than Los Angeles and Bahamas
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jun/19/heatwave-temperatures-in-uk-higher-than-los-angeles-and-bahamas
What are the essential British cuisine
>>76294442
>>76294480
hasn't posted in the 2 years I've been although mentioned sporadically
same with fatcam
>tfw comfy 16 degrees in the north east
haha die of heatstroke southerners
>>76294477
i was breast fed and i still ended up a KHV
>>76294504
Even the climate wants you to be Islamic WTF
>>76294477
>tfw rejected my mother's milk
always was an arse man lol
love pints
simple as
doing a think
How do you manage to fuck up this badly, lads?
The gf
>>76294352
this is a northern fire
>>76294319
oh, cool. I knew you had fjords n glaciers n shieet.
I have the urge to go skiing now. we used to ski in the rocky mountains twice a year when I was a kid, I haven't been in a while though
hate wogs love pints
>>76294508
Yorkshire puddings and a roast
>>76294570
shocker
next election when?
i really really really really love cats
wish i had one
43C in phoenix AZ
>>76294352
postmodernism and nuclear weapons
>>76294570
State
>>76294614
By year's end. Possibly September.
>>76292842
Nicked a bollard last night. How /cheeky/ am I bros
Doing rows and front squats in the garage gym
28 degrees in here
>>76294634
love my cat desu
young people's votes can be easily bought by offering them free stuff
they don't research policies any further than that
see: labour 2017
Will jezzy Corbyn win the next election
stop being atheists
*saunters into your path*
>>76294699
yes
>>76294703
Peter Hitchens is the GOAT. I love his debate with Christopher where he schools him
*accosts you outside grimsby bus station*
>>76294703 Never was. Never will be.
>>76294651
Tory party conference is early October
start being atheists
>>76294584
Norway has a pretty autistic skiing culture, (as they say we are born with skis on our feet). I've been skiing and snowboarding my entire life. I'm glad you enjoy it too. Do you do any cross country skiing, or are you just doing alpine downhill skiing?
Lefties utterly and supremely BTFO
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/volokh-conspiracy/wp/2017/06/19/supreme-court-unanimously-reaffirms-there-is-no-hate-speech-exception-to-the-first-amendment/
Saw Jeremy Corbyn in Tesco's the other day. I told him I didn't want to be a dick and bother him
>>76294682
nice kot my friend, here's mine
>>76294758
>yank politics
jog on
>>76294746
Uni starts in September. Less students voting.
>>76294761
What was he buying
>over 180k babies are slaughtered in the UK yearly
>>76294758
thank god
>>76294758
>We noticed you’re blocking ads.
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Nah m8
>You will never save Europe and have an entire constellation of stars named after you while you're still alive
What's the point of living at all?
>>76294808
get a better ad blocker
>>76294775
cute cat desu
what's her name (looks like a girl cat)
>>76294796
good
Got anxiety lads
It's lyme disease season boys, that's why I stay in my room
>>76294758
>implying alt-rightbabbies wouldn't shut down Julius Caesar plays under hate speech laws if possible
>>76294831
he's a boy cat called Teddy (my parents gave him that silly name)
>>76294834
>>(((You)))
Watching Stop Making Sense with commentary track on, enjoying it immensely
>24 on thursday
>made a thread to promote anglo-american friendship
>devolves into a shitflinging contest
>>76294586
>>76294796
a disproportionate number are non-white so i'm alright with it
got anxiety anxiety, that is anxiety about getting anxiety
Mum shouted at me because she found out I'm alt right
>>76294955
Should have told her you're just a civic nationalist
business idea : british accent
just realised the italy general always has woes as op because woes is half- italian
>>76294914
anglo-americans are the most hated of the americans
just realised i'm straight
Why do corbyn supporters call eachother "comrade"? hmm
>>76294976
I got a haircut like richard spencer (big alt right hero) and she started crying "my lads a fascist where did i go wrong" then she started telling me some commie shit about all people's being equal and gas the monarchy class war now.
>>76295026
Not true. A good friend of mine has Irish heritage.
Swell lad, that he is
>looks up my state retirement age
>ahh yes 68
>looks up my life expectancy at birth
>ahh yes 76 years
don't let the kraut make the next thread
>>76295047
because as marxists they don't understand history and unwittingly confirm that we're still living in the Roman Empire
>>76295047
They like to roleplay as revolutionaries