london edition
sophie
fuck white people
NEED a fat gf who's trying to lose weight but not doing a good job of it
check em
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7zjhYKkOW0
does going to uni make you more left-leaning, or are naturally left-leaning people more likely to spend £30,000 of other people's money on getting drunk and avoiding real life for 3 years?
Gen Z are more conservative than ever
sorry hehe sweety xxx
>t. 1998
give a hand for claire lads
>>76283507
The second one
>>76283529
peng
saw a couple of young kids calling each other cucks hahah fucking based this proves gen z is 100% conservative and will btfo the libshits when they're old enough to vote praise kek
>>76283529
http://www.news.com.au/finance/census-2016-reveals-the-typical-australian/news-story/35e6e30c8dca8559ec60309c43180462
>>76283512
not ever but more than millennials. and millennials will get more conservative with age like all generations do. the future is conservative
>>76283529
Every Australian tells me that Aussie girls are the worst in the world.
>gen z are more conservative than ever
>>76283529
>born in australia, as were both of her parents
lmao
who /firstgen/ here
>>76283529
>Unpaid
/brit/? My arse!
Mum forgot to pack a freddo in my lunch
NOOOOO!!
Bones
>mum knows someone who works in a charity shop
>says her co-workers have PhDs, masters, etc
grim
>Year of birth
>Height
>Sexuality
>Employment / Degree
>MBTI type
>Political ideology
go
>>76283563
Soon bhaijaan
>>76283319
you think your census is gonna be bad we already did our 5 year one in 2016
just look at the numbers
drinking a mango and lime ribena
rorke revenge edition
>>76283596
cringe
>>76283551
they are
>>76283563
back to guangzhou chang we're full
>>76283596
shan't be part taking in this mass data collection operation
work in 9 hours
>>76283599
are the south africans white/
>>76283554
>right wing women are the sexiest
>teenagers keep getting sexier
hmm, forming a hypothesis, doing some calculations, looking at the data
>>76283596
Detective
is sealposter here
>>76283600
Drink litchi milk
>>76283596
1999
6'4
comfortably bisexual desu, but only because 4chan ruined me
administrative services/year 12 degree
haven't done a runt test yet
radical centrist
>>76283633
Mostly
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpN_SXTTWEI
ah yes, london
>>76283633
pretty much all of them, they came over after apartheid and make up 75% of perth's population
>1999
>>76283596
1993
5'11
Heterosexual
Software programmer
INFJ
Libertarian
>it's a everyone on 4chan is 6'4 episode
>haven't done a runt test yet
>radical centrist
there's no need for the test...
>>76283678
i'm almost twice his age LMAO
>>76283597
>>76283617
british mother am*rican father
>>76283687
everyone has over a 7" cock too
>>76283596
1992
5'11
Straight
Software dev
INTJ
Conservative
>>76283687
I am though, how do you want me to prove it? Take a picture with a measuring tape?
>>76283596
1989
6'5
straight
Phd in maths any job i want 300k starting
dont know what that gay shit is
leftie obviously because i am educated
Lunchtime, wagies?
just noticed poo and wee are extremely easy to type
both keys next to each other
poo
wee
hahaha
>work in a warehouse
>all friends look down on me
>actually a crypto-millionaire because I bought BTC and ETH early
I love the smug sense of self-satisfaction I get when people think I'm poor
>>76283695
Alri grandpa
>>76283724
G-go away!
>>76283596
1997
5'10
Straight
Waiter
ENTP
Reactionary
>ETH
>>76283596
>1936
>6'6
>high
>football fan
>type 2
>literal Nazi
>>76283724
its 20 past 10 mate
>being born in the 80s
alri gramps
>>76283687
6'4 isn't exactly gargantuan m8, plenty of younger white australians do reach that height pretty easily, I know this because my bus route coincides with a private school and they all look like greek gods
>>76283776
janny
where are my 5'8 friends
>>76283776
fuck off gook child
>>76283596
doxable information
doxable information
doxable information
doxable information
ENTJ
Radical Centrist
Canal smells like a butt
>>76283744
*snaps my fingers at you*
*you hurridley scurry towards me*
*as you come through the door are Daz jumps on you with a bucket*
heh another successful runt hunt
>ENTJ
>Radical Centrist
doxxing this runt right now
>>76283816
>vietnam
ahh yes a canal full of mercury and lead how fun
>>76283816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn1R3O46JLU
so frank was right all along?
Eat faster, wagie. Mr. Goldstein says eating doesn't take more than 20 minutes.
Back to work, off you go.
>>76283837
fuck off reddit
did any famous people go to your schools lads? There was a fairly successful youtuber in my year
alri
>>76283786
6'4 is the top 1% for adult males
1953
6'8"
Hyper male
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrikant_Jichkar
INTJ
contrarian centrist
>tfw kids today are all tall and handsome because they grew up after the "baby formula" craze of the 90s and were breastfed until 2, probably eat all organic, don't watch tv, and start lifting at 15
>>76283860
a millionaire or two
>>76283860
yea I used to spar with mcgregor after P.E.
always used to floor him aha
>>76283735
Post Blockfolio
>just copied people on /brit/ and /biz/ and made 1000s
sister isn't wearing a bra
>>76283860
ed sheeran
>>76283869
now narrow it down to upper middle class anglo-celtic australians between the ages of 15 and 18 who live on sydney's northern beaches
>>76283860
i went to school with poleaboo
maisie is the human embodiment of poo
>>76283902
nonce
>>76283902
Pics x
>>76283907
no sweetie x
>>76283885
lifting before you're fully developed actually stunts height growth
whats your mothers maiden name lads?
>>76283900
Tfw holding 2 precious Ark
BEEP BEEP BEEP Oh noes, is that your alarm clock? Better rise and shine wagie! Doesn’t matter that the sun isn’t even up yet, time waits for no man, and neither does Mr. Shekelstein. He needs you to slave away to get him those hard earned shekels. But its okay. You’ll have two or three hours of free time tonight after you sit in traffic for two hours trying to get home.
And what will I be doing all this time? Well, my novel is almost finished, I believe I’ve told you about it before, and I’m learning three musical instruments. Basically I’m living as man was meant to live. I haven’t even had to leave the house in a month. So no sitting in traffic for me.
Have a nice day!
>>76283943
dunno, she lost it before i met her
>>76283932
hormones in the meat counter this
>>76283860
I went to the same sixth form as poleaboo but two after he'd already left for uni
>>76283943
policerunt fishing for personal information - many such cases! shan't be fooled x
>>76283943
Erdogan
>>76283885
>tfw wasn't breast fed
is this why I'm a manlet?
dont care
i have really bad posture (rounded shoulders/forward neck) would i be taller if i fix this now or is it too late? im 20
>>76283909
christ...
>>76283992
>tfw not breastfed
6'4" tho so didn't hurt me
LAAAAAAAAAAAAADS
finally saw the new housemate
verdict: not fit
windsor > buckingham, to be honest
>>76283860
A childhood friend is a big film actor. I'm not sure he is the same guy though
reminder that roughly 100% of males are 6'4
imagine all americans falling into a volcano
>>76283943
Lyashko
>>76283995
half an inch difference perhaps
just do some exercises and stretches
>>76284022
youre probably some posho indian
if either your first, middle or last name start with J, you may be a literal runt
me climbing
>>76284054
James and John are great names
>>76284058
hope you fell x
was measuring power with a black lab partner recording the data and I thought I'd be a bit cheeky and say 12 niggawatts instead of kilowatts. can safely say he was not impressed
>>76283596
1991
5'11''
Straight
Masters
INTJ
Far Right
>walk into town on my lunch break
>go to the big sainsburys
>pick out some nice things for lunch
>get something to cook for dinner
>queue up to pay
>get to the till
>left my wallet in the office
had to give up and leave my basket there
>>76284008
>>76283992
do you have an unhealthy attraction to breasts or a lactation fetish?
>>76283596
>1999
6'4
Straight
MEng
INTP
Right
>>76284045
kek no. see>>76283944
There is nothing wrong with being attracted to 14yo girls who are capable of bearing a child
>>76284054
GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN
>>76284096
>do you have an unhealthy attraction to breasts or a lactation fetish?
unhealthy attraction to breasts? in what way?
no lactation fetish, im lactose intolerant innit
>>76284061
alri runt boy hahahaha
>>76284123
girls can be impregnated successfully the moment the moment puberty begins, which can be as young as 10-11
>>76284123
think you replied to the wrong post mate
daytime /brit/ has a higher percentage of NEETS than night time /brit/ i feel
you know the heats bad when...
>>76284132
>im lactose intolerant
hello nigger
1995
5'7
Straight
MEng (Software) at #1 Uni in Australia
ENTJ
Centre-Right
>>76284156
what time is it where you are lad?
>>76284156
>hello nigger
always yanks that post this
>>76284090
>>76284090
what do you study
>>76284168
>at #1 Uni in Australia
ah yes the /brit/ job application
will forward this information to HR immediately
>>76284168
>#1 uni
oh?
>in Austrialia
oh.
*settles back down in chair*
>>76284179
prefer not to say
>>76284179
half past 8
the youngest I'd be attracted to would be a 15 year old because some admittedly have peng bodies
would only fuck 17 year olds and older though
>>76284196
literally better than your uni unles you go to oxbridge
>5'7"
>>76284140
it's perfectly natural to impregnate them as soon as possible
>>76284206
good morning yank
>>76284181
yes
any more questions?
>>76284123
obviously not. but let me tell you how the jew works. they've made 14 illegal so when a non paedo feels attracted towards a 14 yr old girl he ends up thinking he is a pedophile. which leads to chain reaction and he ends up becoming a real pedo
disgusting nonce invasion
>>76284209
Spooked
Funny how almost everyone over the age of 18 is aware that all Abrahamic religions follow the same formula and stem from ancient superstitions regarding stars and all that, yet STILL refuse to say out loud that they are all a load of shit, that their flying maymay man is real and sits in the clouds, watching us. Just because you believe in religious values does not mean you have to follow the religion itself.
>>76284211
:^3
>>76284211
https://www.topuniversities.com/university-rankings/world-university-rankings/2016
ANU is 22 so a fair amount of /brit/ would be higher I'd reckon
>>76284209
No you wouldn't, and 9 out of 10 men wouldn't either. But it's understandable not to speak openly about it even on an anonymous forum, it's a very dangerous taboo.
>Funny how almost everyone over the age of 18 is aware that all Abrahamic religions follow the same formula and stem from ancient superstitions regarding stars and all that, yet STILL refuse to say out loud that they are all a load of shit, that their flying maymay man is real and sits in the clouds, watching us. Just because you believe in religious values does not mean you have to follow the religion itself.
>>76284221
*sharts in your favorite mart*
>>76284211
Oxford
Cambridge
Imperial College
Univeristy College London
LSE
Durham
are all better than yours i think mate
>>76284253
wouldn't what?
>>76284235
"Religious values"
You think before religion people didn't grasp the fact they shouldn't be killing, raping or stealing?
Laws are invented
Signals of fertility are natural
who /University of York/ here?
>>76284270
none of which you go to
jog on
giving death in june a listen
this is cringeworthy shite
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40338987
howling
Here's a Japanese portrayal of the difference between American and British people.
Opinions?
Gunna get a guy to suck my dick AGAIN lads cant wait
>>76284282
le native americans had no morals meme
>>76284273
You wouldn't only fuck 17 year olds and older. If there's no chance of getting caught I believe 9 out of 10 men would fuck a 10 year old.
>>76284246
didn't think any in australia would be that high desu
at least we can tell canada to fuck off
>>76284253
Continental Europeans have fewer morals about sexuality than we do
The British people have always been very protective about children
If my favourite mart is Amazon?
>>76284331
except for our police force, apparently
theres a crackhead outside making weird noises
>>76284317
nonce
>>76284331
Madeleine McCann would disagree
>>76284342
or our political class, or the etnertainment business
>>76284309
you're an anime nonce. it's a fact not an opinion though tbf
>>76284317
you fucking wot m8
>>76284317
>10
unironic turbononce, considering reporting this post
15 year olds I can understand, they have chebs
>>76284301
wrong la'
>>76284235
the philosophical concepts are more important than the historical circumstance that helped us to realise them
even worse that people still subscribe to this purely materialist view of history
>>76284331
>1000s of young girls being raped
>1000s of you altar boys being raped
>systematic child abuse in the highest levels of celebrity and government
>nobody did shit
>still novody is doing shit while it continues to happen
>protective of children
Fuck off
the people who fedora anti-religion posts are all religious cuckolds right? exclusively targetting those posts makes it a bit obvious. just a bit of feedback.
>>76284400
>purely materialist view of history
really would avoid using this phrasing because most people will assume its dialectal materialism. i think you mean the positivist view of history.
>>76284342
>>76284361
Yeah there's a reason I said "the British people" not Britain as a whole, our institutions are terrible for child abuse.
But our outrage towards this is fiery
>>76283460
Found a bunch of these coins in my car lads
Where is it from
>>76284373
>all these anime hating normalfags
You're going to have to get over it because I can post as much anime as I like and the mods won't ban me because this is 4chan. So long as my posts are on topic, they're fine with it because this entire website was created in order for weebs to discuss various topics.
>the people who fedora anti-religion posts are all religious cuckolds right? exclusively targetting those posts makes it a bit obvious. just a bit of feedback.
Iftar time la's
>>76284317
Its not not being caught that stops people you fucking nonce its
>not wanting to commit an act of rape on anyone
>even if they 'consent' not wanting to damage a young vulnerable innocent member of society who probably needs a caring adults appropriate help and guidance to get through whatever makes them want sex at such a young age
You could make it legal tomorrow and I wouldnt dream of doing something so vile
ENTP lads
>emma watson has ten A levels
>went commando to work today because I had no clean monks
>only just been informed that my willy has apparently been entirely visible against my trousers the whole day
haha looks like i'll be quitting that job tomorrow
>>76284439
belgian franc
front end is NOT programming
with that out of the way, what do the lads program in?
>>76284438
No it isn't. There was a few weeks of faux outrage and its still happening and people stopped caring. It wasn't fiery in the slightest
>>76284492
font end
>>76284471
literal waste of time
A levels are just about time, not any intelligence
so shes sunk twice as much time as most people have into learning a bunch of subjects at a trivial, incredibly basic level
what a fucking idiot
>>76284461
>>76284461
I thought that was outside his window and he is in a rail
>>76284471
and she's still too retarded to have a career
>>76284501
still need them to do worthwhile degrees.
>>76284471
yes, the class system is very beneficial for those at the top to achieve their very best
>>76284317
hope you're moroccan desu
>>76284492
vb.net
>>76284317
Absolutely true
>>76284302
stick with Stormzy mate
>>76284492
working on your mum's back end at the moment m8
>>76284519
you need 3 to do worthwhile degrees, not fucking 10
absolute waste of time
>>76284479
Just wear something dirty
>>76284519
yes and if she was doing 10 degrees then i would be impressed
>>76284434
no I mean historical materialism more than positivism since that has had a greater impact.
only with the rise of social "science" like sociology had positivism been gaining more ground and people seek psychological answers for philosophical questions
its all pseudo science though
>>76284492
javascript
(node)
>>76284480
wew
>discontinued in 2002
>car is a 1985 model imported from germany in 2003
wew
wonder how it got there
iraq didnt fully recover from the mongol devastation of that area until the 20th century.
they really did a number on the muzzies lol.
Are you religious? (truthful question)
>>76284446
That's a common mistake most people make. 4chan is not anime website. Quote me for more information
>>76284501
>A levels are just about time, not any intelligence
They've changed them. Previously it was about pure revision and copy-and-paste knowledge, not anymore
drinking an orange juice
>>76284543
Unsure how this helps me after the fact desu
>>76284569
alri
ULSTER SAYS NO, MR BUSH
>>76284584
Well you were a mong, no excuses
>>76284570
didnt they change them so you do all your exams at the end now? no splitting up throughout the 2 years.
seems like an exercise in memory to me.
>>76284492
ffmpeg
to fuck list: drumpf
LOL wha Eve the one painting this picture hahahaha do christfags really expect ME to believe this shit hhahah hohoho
>>76284566
Yes (truthful answer)
>>76284584
no one minds a bit of visible willy outline in the workplace lad i wouldn't worry about it
its all going down in my DMs lads
>>76284479
>monks
What
the lads
>>76284570
Literal child complaining that a levels are harder for him than everyone else
while our attitudes towards sex and age are quite repressive and socially constructed, it's the lesser evil when you realise the alternative is appeasing sinister nonces
>>76284618
runty
>>76284618
Deano and his pet Deanodwarf
hate religion but love all the art and architecture that was made because of it. apart from islamic art. thats boring as fuck. just geometric sterility. how fucking autistic.
>>76284561
Turks did more damage because they cut down all the trees and destroyed lots of irrigation systems so they could put their livestock to pasture
>>76284618
runtish
>>76284352
>>76284376
>>76284394
>>76284402
>>76284466
>>76284524
>>76284529
Thanks for all the (you)'s you all fell for my elaborate trap
anime is shit
hate anime twats
they should be hit with cricket bats
anime is shit
hate anime rats
they all wear gay hats
anime is shit
hate anime batties
all a load of ugly fatties
>>76284619
No, I just happened to do it during a big shift in specifications
>>76284608
ah yes, cheeky bit of the ol' VWO
>>76284623
That clenched fist
>>76284640
still reported you to the belgian authorities though
good luck explaining that one, skip
>>76284640
>JokesonthemIwasjustpretending.png
Fuck off nonce
P
A
K
I
edit: ALERT ALERT ALERT ... what the FUCK is this lads?????? never seen the bottom bit before
http://imgur.com/a/nqP0m
cute
>>76284623
wow Harolds twink bf is super hot
>>76284534
it is though, sounds like a depressed dad who's written simple two chord strumming tunes and badly sung some vaguely deep sounding nonsense over them
if dougie wasn't a fascist and didn't have interesting imagery on his album covers nobody would rate him
>>76284618
waheyyy
>>76284674
shant be clicking this
>>76284668
you're just helping the Google AI learn by doing that.
>>76284650
Child
>>76284647
read this post and couldn't give two fucks
don't really like this nonce called bucks
I was scrolling down the thread feeling quite cosy
until I seen an awful post from josie
>>76284659
reporting to the queen for cyberbullying explain that one sweety x
>>76284661
reported to mama merkel for cyberbullying explain that one sweety x
>>76284634
Islamic art is great you philistine
if you can't appreciate the simple elegance of geometry taken to extreme and extraordinary levels then idk what's wrong with you
they truly capture the essence of the "divine" by boiling everything down the the most basic level then building up from that
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40171105
Ah yes
This is surely good journalism that deserves public funding
dorbz
Ah yes, (((multiculturalism)))
>>76284683
>Rasheed
>Ginger
>Stacy
>Poof
>>76284710
>reddit spacing nonce thinks Im actually German
>>76284715
they look a bit asian mate
>>76284561
Mongols are myth
>>76284587
You see, while it is true that adtrw was anime club, 4chan was supposed to be futaba of the West. And futaba is an otaku website, not anime website. 15 yo moot thought otaku=creepy anime fan
But otaku is basically being unhealthily obsessed with your hobby, whatever it might be. (Guns, planes, whatever)
found the Bollocksposter in central london last night
reading the thread and having a cry
someones bein mean and i dont know why
i just wanted to make a funny
so sad now my nose is all runny
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40339730
>49C
kunt
>>76284756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PYt0SDnrBE
>>76284716
lol he got punk'd in the womb
>>76284757
i think it works better if the hands + arms are plain red
>>76284752
meter's all over the place m8 you're shit at this rhyming business
>>76284756
love this picture
really would be cool if cats had philosophical reflections on life like we do
cornhole
>>76284724
baited yet again lol
it's too easy to bait you brainlets
>>76284623
Modi Miyazaki kfc
>>76284558
Many G*rms live in Franco-Netherlands (proportional to its pop.).
>>76284736
>asians look asian
???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-KrBKyg4E8
>>76284780
i wasnt rhyming actually so stfu
>>76284775
>>76284680
it's not trying to be deep
>>76284613
Trunks.
>>76284608
Lady co-worker commented on it. VERY embarrassing.
>>76284788
Bad amphi
>>76284757
Good amphi
>>76284716
it doesn't get any public funding
>>76284826
she fit?
>>76284826
Well she was obviously looking
She wants it
>>76284789
>super adventure club thinks hes smart cause he fucks kids
>>76284168
>1995
>5'7
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-40326003
>>76284852
Ye
>>76284853
The only positive I've got is that it's at least big enough to be noticed.
would love to knock one of these thickos out
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
>>76284897
fit bird commented on your knob lad. that's a good day. dunno what you're moaning about.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40317709
lol btfo. good.
>>76284935
that is not welsh you cunt
stop mocking our language
>>76284964
say it, say the play
klanfiresomething