Culture Pals - /cp/

first for fuck the brits

Second for never trust Polish girls

>tfw 18 days left until i'm married with my qt

>>76282549
quick rundown?

>>76282549
Green Card game?

>tfw have people in the house and they don't stop moving so can't fap
Fuck, I have shit to do, come on!

>>76282703
Shhh don't crush his dreams, Sven

>>76282719
Lock yourself in the bathroom

>>76282719
They're doing you a favour

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>>76282741
B-but I don't have a smartphone.

>>76282786
Think of your oneitis and beat the meat as people did in the middle ages

>>76282782
I want to fap to my mudslime qt, though.

>>76282858
Don't really have an oneitis.

We all know they used goats back in the middle ages ;^)

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I think I am being catfished. Which fucking autistic fucking brit is catfishing me??

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>>76282922
It looks like a guy, right?

>>76282963
Most definitely.

>>76282922
>>76282963
It certainly doesn't look like the picture

>>76282963
Guy who hasn't been out in months desu

>>76282963
Hahahahhaah holy shit, that's fucking hilarious. Tell him he's going to have to do a lot better than that to catfish you.

Just came back from vacation in Turkey with my Russian qt. It was fucking tits lads.

>>76283041
Pics?

>>76283019
>>76282963
>catfish
>drinking beer alone
>r9k look
Is this the drunk brit?


>>76283041
>It was fucking tits lads.
Cool, gonna post them or nah?

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>>76283062
Sure. But none with her in it because then you autists will message her.

/Cansu03

This 100% a catfish, right?
How can a 14 yr old muslim girl have a piercing?

>>76283079
Could very possibly be. It's early to be drunk already tho

>>76283138
>It's early to be drunk already tho
Guaranteed replies.

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>>76282922
>>76282963
I am still not convinced this is a girl. Fucking british girls. I am out. I know it's one of you guys. Go fuck yourself.

>>76283178
Well, that's certainly the pic of a girl.
If it's a girl behind the keyboard or not... who knows? ;^)

>>76283079
She wouldn't let me take noods sadly. But she let me fuck her multiple times a day so whatevs.

>>76283160
>not even 1pm in britbongland
>being drunk already
Only qts they should talk to are their therapists

>>76282549
Good on you bro. Where she from?

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Don't give up on your dreams lads. You too can have a sex vacation with your slavic, asian, and possibly even mudslime qts.

>>76282963
Her hair is just tied back, get a grip fampai.
>tfw i assume everyone's a catfish

>>76282922
Are you the one with a korean fake?

>>76283996
???

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>>76284023
Caves of Cappadocia. We went to Istanbul for 4 days and then 3 in Cappadocia.

>>76284103
ah, I wasn't really reading the thread. did you have fun?

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>>76284193
Had a blast m9

>>76284215
>Had a blast m9
>a blast
>only one blast
Wtf, how did you only cum once during 7 days of fucking? ;^)


How old is she, btw?

>>76284386
She's the same age as me, 25 days younger.

>>76284431
I wasn't asking the age cuz I thought you were a pedo (although you probably are, this is 4chan ;^).
I wanted to know at what stage you guys are in your life.
Studying, working, retirement ;^)

>>76284503
Working, 30.

>send messages to several people
>still appear in red after several hours, although some of them have been and/or are online.

Am I doing something wrong?

Tried to say more than 'hi' for some of them, but it's kind of hard when nothing in particular catches your eye @ their profile.

>>76284595
Have you tried being sexually attractive?

>>76284595
>when nothing in particular catches your eye @ their profile.
Then don't message them.

You'll probably have to learn this the hard way, lad.

>>76284632
Any tips tho?

Should I rather leave comments on their wall instead of sending private messages?

>>76284686
>Should I rather leave comments on their wall instead of sending private messages?
Unironically lol'ed at this ;^)

No, you should try to find interesting qt's.
If they have no good conversation starter on their profile, then you're going to have trouble starting the conversation, that's just how it is.

>>76284763
Found plenty of qts from Belarus, Russia and Ukraine. Hopefully some will respond.

>>76284528
>30 year old
>ruskie
>female (quotes not necessary, I hope)
>recent 7 day vacation to Turkey (probably hasn't logged in for the same amount)
>not too slutty, but not tradwaifu tier
>probably has something on her profile about being committed
>probably cute, but not 10/10 (7-8/10, max)

Fire up those chad profiles, boys! We have a qt to steal!

>>76284848
She doesn't log on anymore lad, hasn't in 5 months. You'd be wasting your time.

>>76284848
>stealing qts to /cp/ homies
no thanks I'm a good person

>>76284949
ree

>>76284965
>spooks

>>76285056
She messages me on whatsapp 24/7. The girl is too busy for IP now.

>>76285096
Still in the infatuation period, ah?
I'll try again in a few months ;^)

>>76284595
Gotta say something shocking
I called a girl's music taste pleb and got a conversation going

>>76282600
>chat with qt
>meet every like 2 to 3 months
>marry after 1.5 years
>move together next year

>>76282703
think whatever makes you feel better

>>76283303
Ukraine

Anyhow, lads, is it really possible to get a qt waifu on this site?

>>76285225
My pic is in the thread. Doubt you're better looking or have more money so you're welcome to try. I'm not afraid of a little competition.

>>76285345
Post her profile then

test

>>76285332
Yes it is.

>>76285362
Again, she hasn't been on in months.

>>76285332
yes

>>76285442
So what are you afraid of?

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>>76285380
>tfw i'm daydreaming about getting married to east slavic qt now

>>76285454
You're a gold hoarding mountain jew tho. Doesn't count.

>>76285535
Your mum is a gold hoarding mountain Jew

>>76285565
t. eternal anglo

>>76285479
Nothing, just too lazy. 36 hours of flights and layovers back here m8. Also seriously fuck London for closing at 10pm on Sundays.
>>76285503
Follow your dreams brah.

anyone actually moved and now lives in their qt's country instead of them moving to your country?

>>76285585
Yes, I am extremely eternal

>>76285332
Yeah. Just aim for the slavic grills.

>>76285604
As long as you know the language, why not?
>>76285613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsLhNxzwK1Y

>>76285265
>Ukraine
They're poor af but nice people, pretty much the best qt's, no?

I think I would try living together before marrying, but k.
Good luck.

>>76285345
>I'm not afraid of a little competition.
>>76285442
>proceeds by avoiding competition

Hum, really nogs the nog in an amusing way, ah?

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>>76285627
Am mai vazut si niste bozgoroaice frumusele, da alea creca-s infumurate.

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>>76285635
Me desu

>>76285651
Ukrainian girls just as any other Slavic girls are known as being soulless golddiggers.

T. Currently living with an Ukrainian flatmate

>>76285684
>tfw no UDMR gf

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sad

>>76285788
Am vazut si cateva bozgorite(?) din Miercurea Ciuc.

>>76285535
just be yourself mate, if you find a good girl she won't care about your money.

>>76285651
not all of them are nice, lot's pretty much are golddiggers and miserable people

>I would try living together before marrying
wasn't possible up until a week ago. besides that we already lived together for more than a month at once.

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>>76285788

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Btw lads, does the icon change when you get replies? Don't like compulsively checking for new messages.

>>76285684
Nu prea am incercat cu ele. Cel mai bine mi-a mers cu tipele din fostul spatiu sovietic (Belarus, Ucraina, Rusia).

>>76285907
it should have a (+1) next to Messages but it's pretty retarded, at least for me

sometimes I get like 3-4 new messages and the icon's still the same

>>76285940
Is si multe frumoase.

>>76285907
It's been bugged for a long time now
You gotta check yourself :(

>>76285907
not change

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>>76285949
>it should have a (+1) next to Messages

it never appears unless you open it in a tab

>>76285993
perkele

Also, red doesn't mean that it wasn't read, only that it wasn't checked as such, right?

>>76286040
>not read
>just checked as such
how can she check it without reading/ignoring you???

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>>76286040
>doesn't mean that it wasn't read, only that it wasn't checked as such

it wasnt checked as not read?

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>>76286079
>>76286090
So it isn't like FB where you can 'ignore' a new convo and for the sender it appears as if they didn't read the message?

What's an INTP/INTJ?

>>76286157
>I
A cuck.

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>>76286128
i dont understand you BUT you can not read message in a way that leaves it as red, if that what you mean

>>76286157
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test

dumb meme that makes people feel special

can I get a French waifu from here?

>>76286228
Sure but you'll have to convert to Islam.

>>76286128
If click on that, the other user will see the message as read

>>76286250
>convert
did you not see his flag senpai

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>>76286186
They still see the preview tho, so they can discard it without fully reading it.

>>76286282
Oh my bad, you're right.

You're all set Canadistan-kun.

>>76285798
Rolling

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I just want a single reply fml.

>>76286551
Post profile and I'll message you

>>76286551
Tried messaging Thai's?

>>76286581
From qts, not north-western swedes.

Which cunt has the worst -boos?
I feel like we're a contender

>>76286687
obviously Korea

>>76286638
I've been told I'm fairly qt, don't you believe me?

>>76286687
korea
probably japan
white people
no idea after that

>>76286761
t. Loki

>>76286551
Just write something stupid related to the number of marriage proposals they receive from turkish goat herders and tell them you're not like them

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-2 wievers
-1 message

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>>76286808
Pls no bully

>>76287001
>-1 message
Was it the british catfish? ;^)

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>>76286551
>set your filters up
>script
>wait 15-30 minutes, you should have some messages
>ghost the gollums
>reply to qts

good luck vasile

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>>76287071
how should i know whos catfish, whos not

>>76287122
You forgot >don't be unattractive

>>76287148
Ask for pics of their penises.

>>76287122
I don't use a script. Gotta select the qts manually.

>>76287148
you dont, everybodys a catfish

>>76282963
that's just a girl with her hair up, these virgins wouldn't know

>>76283497
ooh give us the story anon, I'm gushing

have you met before? organising a holiday together is pretty bold

>>76287964
Shit, maybe.
It looked like a guy with short hair, but maybe you're right.

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>>76282451
Finally lads

why do fucking 30+ East Asians look 16 what do they put in the water there

>>76288082
>there's people on this planet who get 1 view a month
Feels good to be ""white"" from a ""1st world"" country

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>>76288082

>>76288082
That's a catfish

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>>76288043
red is the outline of her skull, which is what it would be if it was a boys head (assuming he has short hair)

the green shows a clear 'extra' bit where her hair is tied up at the back

>>76288151
Post profile finnboii, or was it you whom I viewed yesterday; some Holm guy

https://www.interpals.net/draghejongen

that's the cancerest profile I've ever seen

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>>76288164

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>>76288231
unless theres two nords here youre already seen it, but not yesterday

>>76288261
fucking hell, looks like my piczo page back in 2005

>>76288150
it depends on how active you are too
I was getting that or less and today I have 45

>>76288402
If you stay online just 15 minutes a day you can get a handful of views, depending on how good looking you are in your propic

>>76288261
>"I don't have anything to talk to orientals from Japan, Korea and derivates. I don't know anything about your culture and I don't have the interest to learn it."
>"If you are South Asian, please go away from me. I'm not looking to marry or buy a Thai/Indonesian/Vietnamese girl."
>60% of page is filled with INTJ shit

kek joao kill this smug faggot already

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>"racemixing is ba-"


/Oliviahayes

>>76288029
We had been talking for six months.

And fuck you britfag, London sucks and it was the most miserable ten hours of my life. Nobody who works at your airport can even speak fucking English.

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>>76288429
then it's not that being white or from a first world country gives you that much of an advantage... right?

>nose bleeding

Goodbye qtpals, have a nice life with your qts.

>>76288645
It does from my experience. Also being good looking.

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>>76288581
>danish/irish

>>76288610
lmao don't cry you fucking gimp

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>>76288581
solid 10/10 and anyone who says otherwise is an unironic faggot

>>76288785
>the man checking me, an American, for entry into England is a paki poopskin who can't speak English
Your country is over.

>>76288645
Being good looking is the most important thing.
Country comes second and doesn't usually ruin the deal if you're good looking. The two things combined are a huge bonus.
Same with colour

>>76288868
fucking christ you're a pathetic spastic aren't you

>>76288215
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

Oh well, less qt's for ((dutchposter)) means more qt's for me ;^)

>>76288819
let's hope she like de white boi pasta because I just sent her some

>>76288955
I literally saw less women in trash bags in Istanbul.

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Friendzoned again :(((

>>76289019
good luck dutch chad™

>>76289072
hahaha pathetic yank bellsniff throwing his toys out the pram when he sees a brown person even though his country is 62% white

jog on you absolute runt

>>76289117
You got this. She wants the D.

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lads

>>76289146
Your capital and only relevant city is zero percent white and filled with people somehow less civilized than the Turks.

>>76289189
how did you get her to want your D so badly

>>76289189
Send her a pic of your taint.

>>76289248
being white helps

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>>76289218
you're like a baby that hasn't been fed in a while, just crying over nothing because it took a while to get through passport control

pathetic child, embarrassing yourself by taking off your nappy and smearing shit on yourself

pic rel is you right now

(by the way your capital city has 38% white people, London is 45)

>>76289305
Our capital city was literally, unironically, purpose built to be a shithole.

>>76289248
honestly I'm not quite sure, want to retrieve nudes but don't want to escalate too early and lose all my progress

>>76289275
>UK
>white

how's the lads

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>>76289305
>45

>>76289391
oh it's totally fucked but I'm not about to sit here and be bantered by a Yank when their demographics are far worse than ours

cheeky cunt he is

>>76282549
Where's my invitation?

>>76289513
instead of bantering with fellow whites over who has the most shitskins in their respective countries, why don't you go banter with the politicians allowing hordes of non-whites into western countries.

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She's not playing along chaps

>>76289382
Good Good

>>76289648
That is quite literally my job. I lobby on behalf of firms that want stricter controls on immigration amongst other things

>>76289783
The time is right. Send the dick pic.

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>>76289831
Ffs she's pretty dry

>>76289831
Don't send dick pick right away.
She might be interested tho.
Britbong, ask her if she could give you better stuff if you were offering your vision (or whatever bullshit you're playing along) close to her

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>>76290032
I said "your exchange rates are questionable" and she sent this

Need some input here, will of course be posting them here if anything comes from it

>falling for a qt who isn't looking for anything and we're only making normal conversation
i didn't ask for this

>>76290127
Tell her you believe in fair and equal capitalist trade, like all anglos, and therefore you're willing to trade her one pic of you topless for one pic of her topless.

>>76290340
Nice suggestion lad, but I played it out a bit more

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A few weeks I approached this russian qt. She sent me this pic today. Hope I can get some nudes.

>>76290402
Don't be that straightforward. Remember, never ask directly nudes. Tell her you're willing to take fair trades, but don't add the bullshit part like "topless pics pls". Wait for a 100% sure green light

>>76290459
Damm, that's a nice bunda.
Good shape.

>>76290459
Russian qts have fantastic asses. How do they do it lads?

>>76290556
Starting to think it's inversely proportional to the money they make, desu.

>>76290459
GOOD lad

>>76290556
They feel competition against each other so work towards improving their looks instead of indulging into body positivity movements

>>76290600
Mine makes quite a lot of money for Russia though and she has a great ass. Might be all the walking in heels.

>>76290883
Is she a prostitute?

>>76291080
Sales manager for a silver/jewelry company. Kinda similar.

>>76291182
What's her age, btw?

another day with 0 new views

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>>76291618
sad!

another day with 80+ views

another day with a fresh qt messaging me

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>>76291734
>>76291806
Another day with both things

>>76291618
Another day with dying conversations.

>>76291734
Is that with the script or without?

>>76291948
Script and probably his chad profile.

>>76291948
i'd rather have dying conversations than nothing at all

>>76291948
No script, but I am American. I believe we get a lot of traffic because of that.

>>76292046
This is true.

Though a lot of it is from men and asian women with penises.

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that feel when most hated cuntree in intern pals

>>76292225
Turkey?

>>76292225
You are not India

>>76292266
>>76292277
Does anyone even come close to these two? Seems like there is a mammoth power gap between two and three.

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>>76292352

>>76292352
Pakis? Algeria? Marocco? Israel?
They don't have the manpower though

>>76292407
Israel is alright desu. I doubt interpals is 4chan.
Most of the people from Israel are fine to talk to, if you're not a LARPING nazi type.

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where the fuck can I go from here? ffs love play the game

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>>76285265
>ukraine
>thinks she's not in it for the money

this fucking guy

>>76292707
Is she talking about your relation in specific?

>>76292800
I asked what she thought nudes were worth in return then made a joke saying that we were talking about mine specifically so they'd be worth a lot more

>>76292873
Then tell her that you live far so there aren't many options left and you're not interested in money ;)

>>76292042
I don't know about that. My initial response rate is pretty good, but I guess people lose interest in longer messages or I'm just horrible at maintaining interest. I also get random responses like two days later, which is weird.

>>76292981
Maybe they have a life and the messages two days later doesn't seem like a long time for them because they only log in 5-10 minutes a day and generally have better things to do?

>>76292923
It's clearly a trap, lad.
If he says he's only interested in nudes she'll say she's not interested in exchanging nudes ;^)
The right answer is C, aka a relationship.

>>76292389
Never knew Algeria and Morocco were playing with the big boys.

Is there like a daily message limit or something? I have some weird kind of shadowban going on

>>76293225
>I have some weird kind of shadowban going on
iktf

>>76293225
No. Must just be a bug or God hates you.

>>76293081
>Maybe they have a life
Ah right, I almost forgot what it was like to have one of those. t-thanks for reminding me

>>76293225
no you're just ugly and generally not interesting.

Just kidding, I wouldn't worry about it even on my chad account it took a while for girls to respond, I would message around 15 girls until one responded in a frequent manner.

Talking about chad accounts I made a fake bumble last night and have yet to get one match. Online dating is a joke.

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>>76292389
>south korea
>united states

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Now we're cooking with gas

>>76293361
its more funny irrelevant Ukraine made the list.
Russians are so butthurt.


USA has a lot of old perverts on this website, as well as being despised by Middle Eastern nations; not surprised it would be blocked sometimes.
Though I've personally never been country blocked on anyone I've wanted to talk to.

South Korea probably gets blocked by Japan and such placs. + a few butthurt turbovirgins trying to rebel against the Koreaboo epidemic.

>>76292981
i leave my profile online for the entire day sometimes and get nothing my man

/account_activity.php

Shit, does this mean we could see each others ip's when we logged into that japs account?

>>76292389
what's even interpals.net? never heard of it but there's South Korea on the list.. which makes me wonder.. and it's sorta funny to see North Korea on the list since most of the North Koreans don't even have access to the internet. (especially when it's a foreign website.)

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>>76293394
She hasn't got a clue

Timewaster

>>76293865
its a website where you get easy nudes from dumb whores.
They pretend Korea has a unique culture even though you've just borrowed everything from everyone else.

Basically you show up, deal with their annoying "OMG I LOVE KOREA" shit until they get naked. Then rinse and repeat.

>>76293937
You mean she fucking rekt you nigga

>>76293937
Or she just called you fine art

>>76293937
tell her she would make something else grow)))

>>76293937
You're dumb nigga, stop it with the "mother nature" thing, just get her wet and you're good. She's def wiling to deliver.

>>76294008
Also this.

>>76293795
most likely yeah

>>76294056
I dropped that ages ago, she's still harking on about it

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>>tfw it's getting weird now. I just want to see her butthole.
>>tfw she is going to make a video of her spreading her butthole. Only been talking for like 5 days.

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>qt is at a korean cafe
>literally eating fucking corn dogs you'd get from a shitty county fair in the USA
>they will pretend its good and unique because the place is Korean.
what a rich culture those Chinks have!

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>>76294156
lmao the way you write to her, how can she fall for that?

>>76294156
Quality post as always dutch bro
Make sure to post video when it comes

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>>76294156
kek what the fuck

>>76285364
rare flag for /cp/

>>76294183
Tbqh, I can understand weebs, but Koreaboos completely and utterly baffle me

>>76294235
Usually turkish women are very obedient.

>>76294235
he's handsome and she's rebelling against her failed marriage.
She knows he's a fucking idiot but doesn't care because she's having fun with a handsome guy.

Women treat alphas and betas very differently. A whole new set of rules apply depending on who the person is.
They will never "have fun' with a beta, but they will eventually marry one when they need to.

>>76294156
Did she ask for any photos of you? or she's just there to please you?
>>76294235
She's a koreaboo, so I'm not surprised she falls for it.

>>76286128
I used to screen messages through my email, unfortunately IP doesn't show you the message in their email notifications anymore.

>>76294402
just go on insta and find some faggot korean idol, that most of them don't know. You are golden then.

Those koreaboos will answer you within seconds, some of them will cry if you don't answer them in an hour etc. It's kinda sad really!!

>>76294857
sad!

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>>76294317
This one wasn't really obedient though, now she is.

>tfw just got a milf spreading her butthole and calling me a master.

>>76294857
so sad!

>>76295114
Bost blease

>>76294235

Koreaboos are stupid m8. They will do anything for a Korean.

For a Koreaboo a Korean is magnitudes more appealing than Chad is for normal girls. Like it's on a whole other level, even Chad has to put SOME effort to get a girl naked. A korean only has to ask a koreaboo to get naked and it's done. Koreaboos are willing slaves for Korean cock.

>>76295524
True, only few steps are needed though

1. Tell her she is cute
2. Tell her you want her and you to live in Korea
3.???
4. Profit, make her your slave.

>>76295662
Do you use brokean korean though

>>76295749
Lol, u think those girls want to talk korean?
hahaha

>>76295851
Y-you gonna post that video or nah?

>>76295851
I meant broken english, my b

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>>76295948
Maybe one day, not today :^)
>>76295970
Not really, I put on IP that I learned english for 7 years.

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>>76296105
>Maybe one day, not today :^)
Wtf, nigga?

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>>76296105
>>A russian qt sends me this. I guess she was almost raped?

>>76296105

Fuck man I love sandwomen.

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>>76296105
>Maybe one day, not today :^)

bit out of order

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>>76296228
She is actually going to Canada, no joke. Going to learn english for 3 months. If you are in Vancouver. Go fuck her.

>>76296348

>Vancouver

I'm not Chinese m8. I don't understand why everybody coming to Canada goes to Vancouver or Toronto, these cities suck and will take all your money.

>>76296405
I preferred Toronto to Montreal Tbh

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I dont get Turkish men wanting foreign women when girls like this live in their country.

>>76296525
turkish women don't want turkish men

>>76296525
>>getting nudes from a shitty cosplay player.

It was not worth it lol. FML

>>76296575
you have her nudes? she's not >>76296105 is she??

>>76296525
app?

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>>76296744
No it's not the turkish girl. It's pic related.
It's supposed to be gamorra from GoTG

Like I said. Shitty cosplay player

>>76296925
but you got nudes off her?

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>>76297176
She is not worth it.

>>Just saw my milf perfect poophole :3

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>>76297289
yeah, nice arsehole mate but is that a ballsack?

>>76297289
>dat tiny but perfect gape
Fuck, did she finger it too?

>>76285798

röll

how do I turn things sexual with my qt without coming off creepy? right now our conversations are purely friendly, but we've both said that we like the way each other looks

>>76296525
app?

>>76297692
make a lame lewd pun at some point

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Tell me a good opener.

>>76297692
talk about how hot it is, how you've had to go skinny dipping in your pool or something

>>76297885
show me a profile and I'll give you an opener

>>76297885
hi how ar youre? :)

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I just want a gf

>>76297885
you wait until they message you first, its worked for me

>>76297961
>>76297976
>>76298063

EPIC :^)

>>76298063
Me and girl keep viewing each other about 5 times until she gave in and messaged me :^)

girl's complaining about her bf to me. is this a sign she wants to cuck him?

>>76298295
It's a sign you're just a shoulder to cry on for her

do you guys all have "language exchange" under the looking for section?

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>>76298569
Guys you can all rejoice. She is now seeing through my bullshit. I sent her an old video when she asked me to see "my fake korean"

I think soon she will block me. Anyways, I saw her totally naked, so soon I will make a winrar with all her pics/videos. Lets see if I can bullshit my way through this though.

>>76298459
fug. why do girls do this?

>>76298743
Nice, show the reaction when she finds out

>>76298869
They crave attention

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>>76298743
i believe in you Luuk, you can do it

>>76298743
typical fucking woman.

Thinks your fake after she sends nudes not before.

>>76296348
I live in Vancouver. What's her name dutchbro?

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>>76298910
>>76298872
Yeah she is hamstering now. I made her do stuff she never did online for some other guys. Like sending full nudes with face. Making videos where I can see her face while she is spreading her butthole. ETC ETC.
I think it's over, or she might convince herself tomorrow that I am still her "real korean chad"

>big fat paki tits
Noice

>>76299155
Seems like you saw everything she had to offer anyways
Probably now she'll go slower but won't ditch you. If you really want to wait, give her 1 week and she'll have forgotten

>>76299155
You gonna give us her name if she realizes you're fake korean chad?

>>76299380
Nah I always double down on that shit. Sometimes it works. I make her think, it's all her fault, why I am not closer to her, maybe it's our culture, and she doesn't understand me. Soon, most of them say sorry and how much they want to understand "my korean culture" (which btw I don't even know about it)

>>76299413
Sure bro, fuck her for all I care. She wants to be fucked in Vancouver I guess. She is not taking her son with her. She has plans to get her holes filled there I am sure!

>>76299453
Could you show us the last thing she said? I'm just curious

>>76299453
>korean culture
Not even Koreans know that cause it doesn't even exist
Gave me a good kek. I'm curious to see the continuing of the story

>>76299490
Based as fuck.
How old is she if she has a son?

>>76299621

Mid 20s makes sense.

I talked to a burger girl who was like 27 with 2 kids (After a 8 years marriage, so not a slut), had an amazing body and personality too, too bad she disappeared.

>>76299783
>burger girl
>27
>2 kids
>not a whale
What are the odds

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>>76299783
>>76299621
Nah, she is 29 next week.
She only has one kid, but is sorry for that because sometimes she just wants to be alone etc.
She wants to slut it out in Canada. She is an easy target. Seriously. only thing you need to do is just talk to her. She told me she didn't have sex for like 3 years now.