shut the door edition
cuckio meme subedition
>>76274429
Do you remember metal gear cuckio?
*reminds them of the cuckio meme*
*frees kekistan*
alri?
i just want to bathe in her sweat
not sure who's more cringy, leftyrorkes or naziboos
>>76274433
nah but I do remember grand theft cuckio V
hate kiwis
hate thailad
hate yanks
>>76274458
what about abos?
>>76274458
can you unfilter me mate?
>>76274458
>hate thailad
We've all agreed that vietleaf is the superior SEAsia poster, thailad, you're free to leave whenever you want(i.e right fucking now), nobody wants your pseudo-intellectual rorke posting anymore
>>76274458
Every post I make goes through an extreme vetting process, as a result of have 2.11 (You)/Post ratio
you can fuck RIGHT off
>>76274472
have a day off mate
>>76274472
>nobody wants your pseudo-intellectual rorke posting anymore
i do
hate rorkes
hate sheeds
hate radcens
hate leftyrorkes
hate commies
hate everyone
simple as
>>76274472
>nobody wants your pseudo-intellectual rorke posting anymore
i do
imagine being a woman and knowing men are probably only talking to you because they want to fuck you
skinner is a wiener
if you reply to it you're part of the problem
>>76274543
i teared up a bit tbqh
>>76274543
women do the same thing
Can't sleep because a cricket is in the house and is now generating an ear piercing noise. Anyone have any experience with this?
Also do crickets make VERY loud chirping constantly for ages because that's what it's doing. It's bizarrely loud.
I come hard hittin' like my name is McGregor,
I'll leg your ass to the curb when I'm sippin' on Jaeger.
The Judge said, "Son, you've got a bit temper,"'
Cause I wreck more cunts than cervical cancer.
All I wanna do is fuckin drink and get high.
And work as little as I can to get by.
I abuse the ABV,
More than my mom used to abuse me.
>>76274625
>I come hard hittin' like my name is McGregor,
not very hard at all then
>>76274543
hope she doesn't blame her autistic kid on anyone else when she tries to pop one out at 45
time for the ol' pre-exam wank
>>76274641
knocked out aldo with one punch
>>76274644
someone post that webm where the niggress has like 10 kids running around a hotel and she's saying "someone need to pay fo all my keeds"
>>76274543
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
UH, YUP, OKAY, YOU ALREADY KNOW
BRING IN THE CATS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0rrNcZp0CQ
>>76274663
>>76274657
lets see him knock out a real fighter and not a meme m gay fighter
>>76274658
what make you think you could post this in reply to me?
gonna do a wank then smoke a bowl
>>76274679
he's gonna knock out mayweather in august.
Stop wanking
>>76274742
all me
>>76274742
half me
>>76274742
wrong
>>76274489
wouldn't be in your best interests to get lippy with me sammy boy, my thainonce file has some quite incriminating data in it
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>76274771
>anything but tomorrow
>>76274742
I have a trip though
Why is my room so hot? Its like a humid sauna
The door is shut so heat rising doesn't apply
>>76274792
who are you quoting?
>>76274792
>>76274803
>>76274795
>>76274771
>>76274767
>>76274783
FUCK OFF YOU PIECE OF SHIT YANK YOU DON'T EVEN BELONG HERE
FUCKING CHRIST GET OUT
Although this sub's for guys who identify as straight but get off to gay porn, every gender and sexual orientation is welcome. We also function as a sexual fluidity and spectrum-sexuality support group.
>>76274817
all me
>>76274778
crack on mate, consider this me getting lippy as fuck you big smelly poo head.
>>76274843
>>76274799
>humid sauna
bell end has a very nice musky aroma
>work in 4 hours
Haha jk x might go play some halo later
anyone remember the candlejack me
imagine if /int/ went back to having no flags. the nonce would neck himself because he can't be a pseudo tripfag anymore
>halo
>>76274893
no, what's that was it any go
>>76274910
rorke killed a muslim lad
FAR too many yanks in this here thread
>>76274889
alri rafi
believe I have developed insomnia
the downward spiral begins here
r8 the midnight snack
>an aussie telling a yank he doesn't belong in a british general
>>76274951
best NIN album
>>76274908
the entertainment value peaked long ago, I'm just coming here out of habit these days and get more abuse than fun out of the flag.
>>76274928
begun the race war has
>>76274957
It's that gay autismo Ozzy that hates everyone but posts pics in his undies
14/7/2017
>>76274952
stop culturally appropriating
>>76275003
never understood cultural appropriation
does that mean non-whites should stop using electricity and internet lmao
>>76275003
rich coming from the cunts that stole the pavlova from new zealand.
>>76275003
this
>>76275012
delete this racist shit please
should I shave is a normie, why does he come here so much
>asians LOVE electronics!
why didn't they invent it then
>>76274817
unironically majority of these are me
>>76275052
japs have made tons of tech inventions and innovations
>>76275050
was just thinking about this. couldn't be too much of a normie if i post here
probably have some sort of autism or something
>>76275028
liam
leaves are fallin down like embers
in colours red and gold they set us on fire
burnin just like a moon beam in our eyes
somebody said they saw me
swingin the world by the tail
bouncin over the white clouds
killin the blues
>>76275098
I'm not the tripcunt
now i am guilty of somethin
i hope you never do because there is nothin
sadder than losin your self in love
somebody said they saw me
swingin the world by the tail
bouncin over a white cloud
killin the blues
>>76275123
alri liam
any of you yanks post in /cum/
for then you ask me just to leave you
to run out on my own and get what i need to
you want me to find what ive already had
somebody said they saw me
swingin the world by the tail
bouncin over a white cloud
killin the blues
>>76275071
did they invent electricity didn't think so retard
>work in 9 hours
>im the dumbest person in the office and they'll catch on soon
yeah somebody said they saw me
i was swingin the world by the tail
bouncin over a white cloud
killin the blues
Figures a tripfag would be an insecure dumbcunt
>>76275164
Get rid of this imageboard name first
>>76275142
Yeah me x
>>76275189
im tracking my posts for something big im working on
>>76275189
>>76275199
would way rather live in binland
>>76275214
are riley
saw the new housemate finally
she's not fit
>>76275075
I'm telling you to do it mate, what else can I say?
>>76275224
>>76275255
is that your mom?
MAY JUST ANNOUNCED A CRACKDOWN ON ISLAMOPHOBIA
if you say bad things about islam, youre going to jail now.
GG Britain ur done lol.
>>76275239
can't believe you're actually trying to argue finland is more cucked than sweden
* lean over you and starts furiously rubbing my hands over my head and grinding my fingers into my hair*
*starts snowing on you*
>>76275267
no but it is the mother of a brit poster who posted her here in 2015
>>76275278
at least sweden has natural blondes
>>76275294
Blonde hair is so ugly
i wish this country had more cycling and walking infrastructure
we are falling behind the rest of the world
>>76275288
noice
>>76275199
Dude pretty much complaining about swedish food and sauna etc. being more appealing than the one that is finnish.
You want some cheese with that whine?
flat earth is real
*walks into the thread*
*this starts playing*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
morning lads
Too many ozzys and fins itt
>>76275302
Try to live with it.
>>76275330
morning lad
been swiping on tinder for 15 minutes still no matchs
>>76275339
'koff
been swiping on tinder for 15 months still no matchs
>>76275338
Nah
work in 2 hours and I can't sleep
so called insomnia
back from my 3 day ban lads :^)
been banned for like 9 days of the past 10 haha lol
>>76275351
alri
>>76275329
Post more memes
>>76275352
i've gotten 200+ matches since august, but no dates ever developed from them. i did set up a date once, but then literally the next day i was exposed to hepc positive blood and so i never followed up with that. was depressed for a while after that. all the tests came back negative tho.
What happens when you click the spam ads?
insomnia isn't real you mug just go to sleep
>>76275385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3UUpta18w4
>>76275379
Have a wank and relax, you'll fall asleep pronto
>>76275398
literally can't. don't feel remotely tired. could run a marathon right now
>>76275361
Hit me up with some master race bullshit later
>>76275387
You weren't 'depressed for a while' you retard, you were sad because you thought you were infected
>>76275412
I remember this
it's been some time
nice knowing the yanks here aren't newfags
>>76275429
mental to think that loads of us have been here longer than actual brits
>>76275427
what's the difference?
>>76275403
>>76275415
maybe that's because you sat in front of a screen all day
head hurts when my mum makes cheese (ancient meme)
>>76275429
I haven't come here regularly in over a year
>>76275459
I have flux
Top 5 Cities in the UK:
1. Birmingham
2. Manchester
3. Dublin
4. Glasgow
5. Belfast
>>76275441
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Depression
>>76275468
don't care x
>>76275398
HAHAHAHA LIKE NIGGA CLOSE YOUR EYES
>>76275470
>Belfast
I was born in Belfast in the late '80s. My da got out of jail, married me mam, made babies. We were grinnin' eatin' Ulster fries and baked tatties, steak and kidney pies, and glazed gravy. I was a praised baby, but say I'm not—I haven't been praised lately; you know why? Cause,
I WAS BORN IN BELFAST.
HEAR THE SHOTGUN-SHELL BLAST.
AND YOUR SOUL'S GOIN' TO HELL FAST.
YOU TRIED TO JUMP BUT YOU FELL FAST
Fuck surveillance—to hell with the mask!
Fuck commercial I don't sell to the mass.
The alpha - the omega - and the first - and the last.
Hide the verse in the past, but now I've got flows.
I used to curse in the tracks but I forgot those.
And that's my version of events that is told
and so it begins I commence with the golden flows.
Late nights I'm up rollin' cones,
Tryin' to create the classics like The Rolling Stones.
I'm gettin' tapped like stolen phones,
Feelin' brittle though my bones 've grown,
Feelin' little like I'm home alone.
[unintelligible]
And blaze spliff after spliff and reminisce of when I ripped up the shows.
I'm the best, I'm like Robin Hood from cluckin' his bow.
And if I meet a wee sexy bitch then I'll be suckin' her toes,
And quite rightly! N-night-nighty.
Are ya ready for the b-bops [unintelligible rolled-D]?
You're not ready for the lyrical flows that I hold.
I'm a giant of old—trapped! within a modern mould!
I go deeper than a Leprechaun's pot of gold.
should I shave seems like a sound lad
obviously don't know what he's like in real life but seems like a chill sort of dude who isn't annoying. has a very yankish face
Business idea: give people with insomnia a knock on the chin to give em a good night's sleep
>>76275484
virus DO NOT click
need a game I can lose myself in
any recommendations
>>76275304
same here
ah acne again
>>76275513
*looks at your flag*
fuck off troll
>>76275304
not fucking made of money are we (the tax payers)
>>76275508
life
>>76275517
i work with this guy who has bad fucking gross acne on his face. but he's still got a decent shaped face otherwise. thing is he's got a really cool personality, and isn't fat. and our female coworkers gush over him all the time, it hurts.
>>76275304
you think we're bad, try not having a car in america
I'm made of money AMA
>>76275542
already attended the university of life
>Your Boost was a success. Swipe to see everyone who checked you out.
>0 fucking matches
>>76275508
runescape
>>76275554
It's called public transport, you should ride it sometime
>>76275530
?
our cycling infrastructure is shite
>>76275558
Obviously you flunked out
>>76275560
Probably because you're a Yank
>>76275508
Cuckio kart
>>76275557
i got a tattoo of a 100$ bill on my dick because my girlfriend loves to blow money.
>tfw you will NEVER be sexy enough or have enough money to have sex with a girl like this
https://i.imgur.com/hywlgNI.jpg
Suffering = Desire
Freedom from suffering = Freedom from desire
PDR today lads.
Will probably decide whether I get the bump to the next pay level (£51k), I'm about 80% sure it will work out that way.
>>76275565
at least you fucking have some
saw a girl's nipple irl for the first time last week.
it was a drunk chick wearing a hippie-slut super loose dress with no bra. she was trying to climb down a roof and her tittie fell out. a bunch of dudes started to jeer. i looked away very quickly caue i felt bad for her, even though it was her dumb ass fault.
feels great that we don't accommodate for cyclecuck scum here. they can ride on the sidewalk
>the mayor of the United Kingdom's capital city is Muslim
It's gonna take some time to reaaaliiise
But if you look inside i'm sure you'll fiiiind
Over your shoulder you know that I told you I'll always be picking you up when you're dooown
So just turn arouuuund
Oooooooo
>"anybody remember the cuckio meme"
>song lyrics
>FOY
>north/south meme
>morning lads
>brap
>thailad
>hate x love y simple as
this general fucking sucks
>>76275707
thai chicANO is a white nationalist who lives in thailand and enjoy fucking ladybois
>>76275707
off you pop back to /cum/ then
>>76275733
so like the worst white nationalist in the world?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waEB-nV66_Q
underrated jam song
>>76275754
Andrew Anglin lived in the Philippines for years
At this point I suppose I might as well aim for the all nighter to fix my sleeping pattern
>>76275786
always say ill do then fuck it up real bad and fall asleep at 6 am hahah
I knew I wasn't the only who loved
>CARMELLA SHUT THE DOOOOOOR
Fuck I love the Sopranos, I've watched every episode at least twice
he liked to hang out with asian girls, but never had sex with one
>>76275778
hmm.. no plans to go home and make a reverse buzzfeed quite yet.
Someone make a new
How do I go about telling my dad and grandparents that my mum is a narcissist? Worried that they wouldn't believe me even if I told them.
I GOT LOYALTY I GOT ROYALTY INSIDE MY DNA
>>76275865
Well if she were chances are they noticed long before you did. Also what good would come of it?
>metroid prime 4 announced
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
giving my smegma a good sniff lads, good aroma
hints of chocolate and berries
>>76275865
this is literally you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
in reddit........things happen
>>76275880
I get out of this toxic household, cut contact, and start the healing process for 20 years of emotional abuse.
>>76275889
>>76275950
not a cretin that browses /v/ or watches e3
>>76275947
Couldn't you do this without armchair diagnosing your mum?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IASuBG9oBss
tune
this is what made me think of metroid prime so i looked and saw the announcement
Okay, I'm back.
Hopefully the pod litter has egressed.
I am the new character here. Soon to overtake the Thai"lad".
>s. Johnston Dennis
what the fuck is happening here
>>76276010
in /brit/..........things.......happen.....
the doo rags are back fitted hats snorkels and furs
riker's island busses still packed whats the word?
if you browse 4chan for 10 hours a day you have to see a psychologist
Fuck this heat. I wish I was dead.
thailad can you buy me csgo
>>76276040
not really a precedent I want to set.
>>76275811
Andrew Aligns a faggot. People like him are part of the reason why the whites will probably go extinct.
MFW white nationalists fight each other
>>76276023
Psychologists and talk therapy is useless. You pay your HMO to pay your PCP to pay your referred "psychiatric healthcare specialist" to say "how did that make you feel?" every five minutes and occasionally blurt an "MMHMM" every 30 seconds.
It's useless and for corpulent housewives.
>s. Johnston Dennis
>thailad?
>he alri--
>>76275955
Who the fuck would go on /v/ anyway. It's just a bunch of people getting triggered over minorities in vidya.
>>76276079
beto can you buy me csgo
>>76276092
hello chink
>>76276079
#WhatAboutTheMemes
https://youtu.be/G_BQfQMHvDs
>>76276106
G'day, Greaser.
76276109
i am sure that the guy who appears there posts in redd1t
had to explain to the psych what ego death is
tuned her out after that
beto just bought me csgo the madman
>>76276088
Statistically speaking, interpersonal psychotherapy is an effective treatment for a multitude of psychiatric issues, and if you're a late 20's, early 30's guy spending 10 hours a day evading your life instead of living it by browing 4chan / reddit / playing video games / etc. then maybe you should look into getting professional help and trying to figure out why you're doing that and what you can do to change that, because it's really no way to live.
>>76276183
oh really?
>>76276291
not an argument
When your memes are so shit you get BTFO by fat boomers.
Shadilay!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cruRyoo2xiE
when your ideology is so retarded that you get btfo by antifa, retarded baby boomers, and actual nazis, but hey at least your memes are better so you can pretend you're winning the culture war
been wanking to fart fantasies almost exclusively for the past 2 years
thailad
>>76274625
>McGregor
anyone want to add me on steam and talk about rimworld and r9k tier stuff
If you want to be perfect give all your belongings to the poor
and what if i want to give him a job?
I'm poor
TURN THE AIRPORT TO A SHOOTIN RANGE
LET MY NUTS HANG
BIG PISTOL WITH A DICK IN IT
TELL ME WHAT YOU CLAIM
FUCK THE FAME I'MMA RAPE THE GAME
KEEP ON SLANGIN CAINE
TIL THE COP COME
WHAT'S THE OUTCOME
JUST SOMEBODY SLAIN
LAYIN ON THE COUCH WITH SOME MOXXIES AND A FAT BITCH
U THINKIN HE BAD BUT TO ME SHE KINDA AVERAGE
ALL THESE RAPPERS LAME AS FUCK
ALL YOUR HOES BEEN ACTIN UP
I'M CHOPPIN UP SOME PRODUCT FOR YOUR BITCH AND BETTER SERVE A CUT
>>76276471
what caste?
>>76276476
>MOXXIES
it's oxys you dumb fuck
the 'friend
>>76276492
untouchable
My ideology is an awesome ideology
may it reign from the State above
With wisdom, power, and love
My ideology is an awesome ideology
morning lads
seth efrikens sound like kiwi/frogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeKdDCR319s
>>76276535
good morning anon
>>76276426
Have you seen the leaked footage?
>>76276183
I'm in agreement that spending 10 hours a day here is clearly unhealthy and lamentable way to move through this existence.
Where we disagree is talk therapy/psychotherapy/(put similar terminology here).
Talk therapy works better with an objective friend or family member. The therapeutic aspect is more than any revelation a psychologist could coax out of you (more often than not you already know this information). It's the act of releasing bottled up emotions and sharing highly personal information that releases that pent up stress.
Why would I waste my time with someone who has absolutely no personal interest in my life story? Their job is so simple and it involves little to no active prodding or diagnostics on their part. All of that is predetermined by APA and associated bodies.
>s. Johnston Dennis
>>76276544
No, link?
otto warmbier died how mysterious
went to bed at 10
woke up at 1
went back to bed at 3
woke up at 5
FUCKING SUN WHEN WILL IT END
>>76276554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0TMhILSokw
those who live by the sword die by the sword
>>76276582
yikes
>>76276587
but I live by the A61
>those who live by the sword die by the sword
Really good looking but have a shit personality
Wish girls were more shallow
>>76276633
You've completely missed the point, poo
poo poo
My future gf pees by the tree
if girls were any shallower they'd be dry
>>76276637
Wow are you me?
oath keepers vs alt-cucks
who wins
>>76276640
Ikiru was his best film
modern india is the least aesthetic country
>>76276678
fuck off nonce.
Can we get something original going here, please?
Thanks.
>s. Johnston Dennis
>>76276721
my son's a nonce
Do you speak dragon
3 days on(mon, wed, fri)
4 days off
This is the ideal working schedule
>>76276781
personally i would choose monday, tuesday and thursday
>>76276790
you'll speak when spoken to boy
>>76276773
you should have had him chemically castrated for his own good tbph
>>76276801
shut up
WHITEY!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtBy_ppG4hY
>>76276801
shut up dog
IM SORRY MAMA
>>76276773
>>76276807
Imagine having to tell people your son lives in thailand, sure he works as a codemonkey, but the moment you mention "Thailand" everyone knows what he's REALLY there for
shit thread
>steal a poster
>get comatosed
Let us uphold the great Comrades Kim Il Sung and Kim Jong Il as the eternal leaders of our Party and people and as the sun of Juche!
>>76276838
>b-but my crime was only a little crime!
not to the Norks it seems
no sympathy for idiots who dick around like that, or people who smuggle drugs and end up in front of a firing squad
>>76276838
bet the biggest reason he wanted to visit NK was to show off to his "friends" on social media
silly normaloid
>>76276833
she probably just tells people straight off that he's a nonce to avoid the funny looks and whispering
found a pic of the nonce at work
>mr prakaporn approches thailad's desk
>"thairad, code program for me to rook at radyboy"
>OOOO AAA OOOO AAA *beats chest*
>>76276838
what was the spacker doing in best korea anyway? don't know why anyone would go there, especially if they're the kind of mong to go nicking stuff.
>>76276877
howled out loud at this
is puberty a social contract?
off to work lads
>>76276911
thailad told me it was a social construct
>>76276866
how do these giganormies even manage to get into these places?
seems like they can just travel all around the world and do anything without ever working or making any sort of income and just be fine
ob·ses·sion
vietnamese poster is better than thai chicANO
>>76276927
he was already in china for a vaycay
feel like pure shit just want her back x
post cartel beheadings
>>76276911
smart contract
>>76276936
how did he even get in NK, isn't the visa process pretty arduous and you pretty much need to be either a journalist or some official?
such bullshit
I want to go mountain climbing in NK
boy you smoking reggie
Need a final solution to the Yank problem
thailad is the kind of nonce to nonce a nonce nonce
>>76276927
>earn basic money
>start travelling
>open up travel blog/vlog etc.
>???
more money
>???
more travel
i think of all /int/ posters, i probably respect indians the least
mexicans aren't far behind
>islamic extremism isn't far-right extremism
>>76276983
lot more than that for visas and permits and such
and no one makes money from blogs in 2017
>>76276967
You can get tours really easily, for about £500 you can get a 6~ day coach tour where they ferry you around pyongyang with 10-20 others to see generic shit. You're accompanied by guides 24/7
For around £3000, you can get a private tour for a week where you can ask to do better, more unique stuff. You have to have 2 guides for this.
t. wanted to go, but not so sure any more
>>76277019
>£
are you a filthy pom living here or are you just a britboo?
>>76277004
It's FAR left!
Why do some people believe that there were no gas chambers during ww2?
>>76276967
it's shit easy
btw india used to train their officers until two months ago. and also their second largest trading partner
>>76277041
>muslims
>left-wing
>US student dies after release from North Korea
oh that nonce is dead
>>76277062
Depends on the sect x
>>76277048
because there is more evidence for their non-existence than there is for their existence
>>76277016
most backers do just fine with vlogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaQmnTlnnqw
>>76277019
I wouldn't like to try travelling through Japan and South Korea if they give you an NK stamp on your passport desu
>>76274543
This drawing turned me into a male chauvinist.
>>76277086
Islam is inherently right-wing, the bellwhiff
>yanks think the twin towers fell down because of some conspiracy
>not because they were put up cheaply by a cost cutting jew
Very funny lads, Americans will go to any lengths to defend their matchstick buildings
>>76277089
too unskilled and dumb to do any of this