/CUM/ - CANADA + USA + MEXICO

Nothing wrong with clapping

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Minnesota isn't white

Hate those geese

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>Never wasted my time being racist, anytime spent being racist is time well spent

Nothing wrong with homolust

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*yawns in front of your gf*

think im going to go lay down and watch baseball until I fall asleep or the game ends

>tfw you are the person who breaks the ice and introduces yourselves first in groups and makes a great first impression
>tfw it quickly fizzles out when people start to form connections and you become the loner
don't know how to stop this

Nothing wrong with /dixie/

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10th for Tejas es blanco

>>76273716
You just made yourself an enemy for LIFE!
Just kidding. I hate these ascetically pleasing pests too.

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>>76273740
They realized you were boring

>>76273751
Good post.

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>>76273743

*burns down your cities and Sherman pretzels your sister*

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First for Nova Scotia being best province

>>76273734
N-NO

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haha just making little steps to keep improving haha :'(

haha just reposting because nothing to do with my life haha

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I don't like coasties, partners

My dad just left for the week and told me it's okay to bring girls over. Wtf?

>>76273769

South Dakota-tier post

>>76273769

Only darkies live on the coasts. Middle America is White America.

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>>76273740
I know that feel.

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Love racism, hate niggers; simple as

>>76273757
tfw alone forever

Gulf Coast > East Coast > Landlocked States > West Coast

fuck

>>76273799

>putting landlocked states below east coast

except for midwest, they fucking suck.

>>76273786
Ummm that's not nice

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>>76273782
>chicago is white
>new england is darkies

really made me ponder

>>76273782
>touches the ocean
>haha fuck them coasties

>>76273785
shit, what do we do? our extroversion is a facade

>>76273808
please be patient they have autism

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its not called the BEST coast for nothing

>>76273810

Texas touches the gulf and that is not an ocean.

>coastie education

>>76273807
Desu I was originally just ranking the coasts but decided to include the landlocked states as well.

>>76273786
>stealing /brit/ memes

>>76273816
you ever use poloinex?

Worst coast is shit. Beast coast is the only relevant part of the country

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>>76273782
Wisconsin is the only white state

>>76273810
>our extroversion is a facade
I am reading how to make friends and influence people. Talk about what interests other people and you will seem interesting to them.
The extroversion will always be a facade for me though.

im an anti-semite

seattle > washington > oregon > oregon > southwest > texas > south > commiefornia > portland > east coast

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nth for /cuties/

>>76273852
Post the other 3

>>76273841

Least coast*

>>76273852
would love to see her blacked

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>>76273767
>>76273767
>tfw when i stop using drugs I turn to porn and food
>tfw when lost all my self control sometime along the way after psych ward
>tfw when a neurotic loser who has nothing to show for himself

I was going to wait to kill myself until my parents died but I think it has to come sooner. I have no motivation, only sin

>>76273852
ARGHH WHY ARE GIRLS SO HOT

>>76273827
okay, I admit I'm wrong, but a coast is land that contacts an ocean or sea, and the gulf coast is a marginal sea

get btfo you sunburnt runt

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@76273831
Better than any memes you ever made

>>76273834
Nope because I've heard bad things and the way my IP works here I can't open access it

Thoughts on Maryland, lads? I got kicked out of /dixie/ ;_;

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Calling it an early night. I had fun spending the day with you buds, goodnight.

Hate Merrlund

>>76273890
that's where D.C. is, right?

>>76273890

>Maryland

Literally the worst state in the country.

>>76273890
Good seafood

>>76273843
I try, although it sometimes devolves into me interrogating them. I am getting better with practice. best of luck to you

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>he's a coastie arguing for the supremacy of coasties
P pathetic
>>76273901
Night, partner

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>>76273877
yeah they fucking suck. 4 days ago I bought a couple more ltc through them and only one went through and the other ones were pending. Ill leave the one in there but im taking the rest of my money out of there, good thing I bought all my others ones on coinbase

>>76273890
Y'all are waay too liberal for your geographical location. Literally one of the most progressive states on the east coast outside new england

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>check out dixie
>it's literally five people
>two of them are from Pennsylvania and another is from turkey
>half the posts are conways or someone else posting 6 times in a row
what the fuck

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>y'all

>>76273890
Most unaesthetic state borders, alright state flag.

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damn im so horny but also hate myself

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>>76273782
>texas
>white

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the new aqours singles were very good

>>76273931
pennsreich grows larger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8oFKS84-yc

>>76273890
unironically worst north eastern state

even worse than new jersey somehow

>>76273929

Maryland is basically New England except poorer and with more darkies.

>>76273909
yeah, the entire western shore is basically a DC suburb

>>76273911
rude

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>>76273941
You can succeed in quitting porn, just keep it up. I believe in you

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>too liberal

>>76273935
Fuck off y'all is fine

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>>76273925
Tried signing up for GDAX but I waited 20 minutes for them to verify my ID when they said it took 3-5, ended up getting my laundry while I waited and the thing failed

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>Fuck off y'all is fine

>>76273951
>maryland is basically new england
what the fuck man what the fuck are you trying to trigger new england? they don't even accept interior NY as part of new england

>>76273942

I seem to recall a certain someone who is the brother of that sad cuck you have just memeposted and he's from here.

Oh wait, he was born in conneticuck I guess he really wasn't one of us after all...

>>76273931
It's a general that never has more than 3 people posting at once, it shouldn't even exist but this board is so dead it doesn't matter.

>>76273958
i already dont watch porn though

Maryland is pretty nice in all honesty. I love the parts around the Chesapeake bay.
>>76273961
Yinz is better

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>Someone was autistic enough to make this

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>Y'all? Nah dude that's, like, hella gay!

>>76273991
me

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>>76273977
Don't even accept conneticut as part of new england if we're being completely honest

>>76273977
this
was gonna say it but didnt wanna sperg

coastie states:
georgia
texas
mississippi

non-coasties:
vermont
minnesota
colorado

maybe they have a point....

Texas could HEEM every single state in a 1v1 war.

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>>76273984
Good, I knew you could do it. You can make something of yourself with such a willpower.

>>76273991
>Americans
>ever tolerating Francophones
lolno

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>howdy pardner, why dont you giddyup on over and we can spoon over some whataburger

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forgot saul season finale was tonight gn /cum/

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my new gf

>>76274032
greater bucks could honestly 1v1 even without MATO

If you have a problem with the word y'all you aren't american

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>>76273977

>doesn't understand metaphors

Why are east-coasties so autistic?

>>76274036
i want to make myself someone with a different body and life and also i want some percs and ASS

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>>76273991
What an awful flag. Why not just use the actual flag of New England but put a cuckstamp on it and put the tree on the right?
>>76274055
What are you even talking about?

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>>76273842
idk this wisconsin woman is pretty brown

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>If you have a problem with the word y'all you aren't american

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>>76274013
Oklahoma is here for the non-coasties too.

We're perhaps the least degenerate state in the country, like Texas only without the cancer

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>>76274046
>better call reddit
2bh I used to watch it, I think my dad watches it actually

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usFFKNRB2z8
80s looked lame desu
>>76274069
>doesn't recognize MATO
typical golden circler
>>76274064
don't lump all of them together with me la

>>76274093
What?

>>76274077
its dank

>>76274075
me on the left

>>76274076
>least degenerate state
>still get pounded by God on the daily with F5s
LOL

>>76274076
>Oklahomo
>least degenerate

I know somebody on your famous college gymnastics team and he told me most of them are homosexual.

really wishing life was like a school anime right now

>>76274101
has something finally happened in it yet?

>>76274115
Also they are the earthquake capital of the US now

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>living in areas prone to tornados

>>76274076
Oklahoma is our autistic little brother.
Also our college football is better (2016 was a hoax and possibly rigged by the Jews)

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>>76274120

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>>76274118
LIFE IS A HIGHWAY

>>76274118
>wanting to exist in 2 dimensions
t. Edwin A. Abbott

>>76274141
I want to take it for a few miles and then take an exit

I'm a Texan and I reluctantly admit California is the best state in the union.

>>76274141
i want off the ride

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>im gonna be lawyer
>no chuck you're meany
>the end

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>>76274115
Hardly anyone ever dies, it's a neat spectacle of nature along with the constant earthquakes
>>76274116
>male gymnastics
>ever being anything but homosexuals

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There is absolutely nothing wrong with using "y'all" in everyday conversation. Take your autism somewhere else "please", you damn yankees.

Won't even reply to that awful post.
See you tomorrow, /cum/

>>76274076
Whereabouts, fellow Okie?

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>There is absolutely nothing wrong with using "y'all" in everyday conversation. Take your autism somewhere else "please", you damn yankees.

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>>76274157
>California is the best state in the union
RIP

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>>76274172
>tfw "You guys'd've" masterrace

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>>76274141
At 5pm on a Monday

>>76274169
to be fair I think the earthquakes are caused by fracking, but idk maybe not??

>>76274201

need to send those flips to concentration camps, tbqh

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>>76274135
>college football is better
>2-2016 was just a hoax!
Can't make this shit up
>>76274134
>>76274133
Not that bad at all

@76274196

Why would you use a picture of a coastie when replying to me?

>>76274216
Don't Mexicans hate them? Shouldn't be long then before California does that.

Well it's after 11

Time for late night/x/

i don;t use the word "guys" except when referring to something that is intended for male use

The only people who hate cali are people who don't live in this based state

>>76274236
You guys don't use it as a universal term?

>>76274236
I call everyone guys. Including females

>>76274239

I hate central cali, our state legislature, the weather, and all of the Los Angeles Metro area

>>76274201
easy. dont live in a spic neighborhood

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>>76274215
They are
>>76274190
OKC

>>76274236
hmmm, I use it with females too

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So how should Trump retaliate for that Warmbier guy being tortured to death by the Norks?

>coasties are posting in this thread right now

fucking drumpff x)

>>76274283

deport all the gooks living on the west coast

>>76274267
Tulsa = civilized gentlemen
OKC = dirty cattle wrangling hicks
Agreed, yes?

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>>76274291
stance up nigga say somethin

>>76274291
Whats up landfag we got like 20 miles of coast

>>76274245
>>76274251
>>76274278
i would but when addressing a group i say y'all so it doesn't come up

maybe in a situation i might say something like "those guys" to refer to men and women but i might also use other phrases there

>>76274291
front bucks and you're gonna get a face full of sick ass verses

>not saying ladies and gentlemen then bowing when addressing a group

How do I get a horny Colombian gf?

>>76274340
be me

>>76274296
you won't be able to shake me la

>not saying dudes and dudettes then doing a kickflip when addressing a group

just smoked some fine-ass DUDE and am about to make some mac n cheese grilled cheese

will update l8r with pics

>kickflip
>not doing a reverse ollie

>>76274296
Most gooks I know are kids of the south Vietnamese elite. Sucks if you got just riceniggers.

i dont address groups in formal settings

really i cant think of a time i addressed a group outside of my lab last semester in the last year

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>Russia threatens to target NATO jets over Syria
Who here /WWIII/?

>>76274363

gooks, chinks, japs, flips, just about every zipperhead under the sun

Kind of want a brown gf

>>76274383
finally

>>76274363
I went to a Vietnamese restaurant for dinner

>>76274359

>reverse collie

that is called a nollie

>>76274393
what did you had and did you enjoyed your dinner?

>>76273931
don't be buttmad oyster guy

it's all water under the bridge

>>76274300
Pretty much minus the meth

>>76274402
i had this rice vermicelli with pork dish

it was okay, this is a new Vietnamese place that just opened and it isn't as good as the other two I like

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How does that post have anything to do with you? Didn't even realize your existence until recently, I can be rude sometimes don't take it to heart

>>76274383
Russia says a lot but does nothing.

>>76274414
>not being a meth smoking civilized gentleman

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>>76274437
>South Ossetia
>Donetsk and Crimea
Y-Yeah never gonna happen...

>>76274435
i don't blame idiots for their actions bb

keep posting those paypays

>>76274460
hmmm, nice image

>tfw no qtpi crimean gf

>>76274432
ah, i know dish you ate. why did you go to it if it isnt good? just to try it out since its new?

I put my music on shuffle and realize I don't like any of it

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>it's still bothering him

>>76274435
nae nae bae bae ray ray dae dae din din

>>76274470
yes, the Vietnamese women who cuts my mother's hair recommended it

don't think I'll be returning to this location

why do euros hate us :(

>>76274485
Is this vietnamese?

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>tirisian wetlands
feels good man

>>76274482
yeah, just a little

but it's okay dude

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steam summer sale should be coming next week

>>76274494
euros hate everything including themselves

>>76274494
speak for yourself

>>76274491
did you had dinner with mother? :o

haha tfw your entire race is carefully and subtly recommending henrico into discontent

>>76274510
so they're texans?

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>eating ethnic food
This is why we have too many immigrants in North America

>>76274505

$20 says it will be shit, just like last year

>>76274505
name 1 game you want

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>>76274498
REEEE WTF U R FRICKING RAYRA AY !!!!!!!!!!!! FRICK OUY

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I think I had vietnamese food today as well, or maybe it was thai. Noodles and curry and the like

>>76274514
y-yes

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>>76274531
STOP

I'm 22 and I still eat lunchables

>>76274522
halo wars
nier: meme ass
prey
xcom
attack on titan
kingdoms of amalur
bayonetta
divinity orginal sin 2
elex
everspace
styx
road redemption
kindergarten
shark cards

>>76274522
ummm
uhhh
TWWH2 preorder

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13236217

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want a cute mestiza gf

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>>76274561

lunchables kicked ASS

>>76274540
good lad

>solar energy

god I can't stand this liberal meme energy

>>76274562
Just pirate

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>>76274562

>shark cards

>>76274584
don't worry, the southern states, who could capitalize on it, don't believe in it either

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>>76274575
Didnt you two lovebirds go on a nice date?

the current lead will be my cute blonde gf

>>76274570
russia would get demolished by germany alone, and germany fuckin' sucks nowadays.

the Vietnamese killed my great uncle

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>>76274588
but im not poor

@76274596
heh...thanks for the (You)...kid...

>>76274577
>>76274561
>Mom never let me buy the nachos
>Always had to get the pizza ones or the deli meat ones.

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>>76274616
No...it was me.

I'm sorry

>>76274597
>"""capitalize""" on a energy that only works half the day for half the seasons

>>76274614
But what about nukes

>>76274616
RIP. may the communists crumble.
the white man nearly killed my grandfather in laos.

Does anyone have any experience of crickets itt. I think one is in the house and now I can't sleep. It's incredibly loud and won't stop.

>>76274627
>killing an officer during the Tet offensive

i WILL be pursuing treason charges

>>76274642
hopefully

>>76274656
i own the game cricket revolution but I've never played it

>>76274661
where was he KIA?

>>76274602

yes

>>76274656
Fill your entire home with carbon monoxide, that will kill the cricket, bom dia.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13236249

>>76274691
don't know, I could ask, im sure my relative know

saw his name on the Wall in DC once

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Not responding to the strawpolls

>>76274693
Here is some advice: An hour of play can reveal more about a person than years of conversation. Take her somewhere you guys can play and let loose. I don't know what kind of games they play in third world shitholes but they are amazing for bonding

t. the master of dating

once we develop AI independent of human interaction we will have a nuclear war and humanity will be wiped out leaving our machines as the only remaining form of intelligent life

>>76274706
I don't think any national leader or junta- even the norks- are dumb enough to thrust the world into hypothetical nuclear winter.

I have a really, really important question

should I eat a bag of donuts then jack off a few times and watch anime

or should I not eat anything and study

please pick the one you know I want

>>76274751
This a true story?

>tfw I'll dance with my sweetheart to this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZiBgFdA8sg

>>76274763
yeah

>>76274762
Donuts and studying.

>>76274633
it wouldn't be WW3 if there were nukes involved

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>>76274751
Haven't you seen the animatrix? AI will wipe us out after all out war and then use us as energy sources

>>76274740
what does it mean if a girl crushed me at arcade games and the only ones I beat her at were because they were strength related
>>76274751
not if i side with the railroad

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alright buck-os time for bed

night buds

>>76274740

I dont believ you are master of dating at all.

But what kind of games honestly would you even play with a girl

Why is /cum/ so gay?

>>76274777
Lucky sevens, let it be

>>76274796
You aren't strong, stop lying and saying things that LITERALLY never happened

>>76274827
A lot of animeposters

>>76274828
but srsly what does it mean if she beats me at all arcade games?

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Can't be conquered by robots if we become cyborgs and the best between robot and human

>>76274827
Fuck off fag you're trying to start gay posting and I know it. /cum/ is a hetero general

>>76274820
>I dont believ you are master of dating at all.
That's because you're a dumb beaner, fuck you wouldn't expect third worlders to understand what human compassion and helpfulness is

>But what kind of games honestly would you even play with a girl
Use your imagination paco

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What is /cum/ listening to?

https://youtu.be/AbiCIwAAIP4

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We should post our dicks

I am dating a guy

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>>76274857

>>76274782
hmmmm
an interesting proposal

>>76274877
kys

>>76274844
That you're bad at arcade games?

>>76274882
No. I'm gonna get fucked tonight

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gn

if i go to the therapist like my mother wants will they take away my gun rights in the future? serious question

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>>76274904
Yes
>>76274879
What kinda music is this

>>76274904
maybe

>>76274904
depends on your state. check your state laws

>>76274904
Perhaps, see one off the books

Reminder that therapists are the second most unhappy profession and have one of the highest suicide rates of any profession. They are unstable like their patience

>>76274917

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5GCn1BKkxg

>>76274857
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0HQqXllXpfQ

My parents say i should see a professional

i say i want them and to get me the contact to see one

then they play dumb

why

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>>76274953
wait dont

They secretly want you to kill yourself

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>>76274860
>tfw no dick to post

>>76274970
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>>76274978
NYC
Y
C

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>>76274978
Everyone has a dick

i already posted my dick before

Great now homos are here

I will remember who was a bad poster and who was a good poster when I reach lamboland...

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>mexicans

>>76274950
money

>>76275016

dont even have to ask where i am.

reminder that i do actually know something about ormal finances so i can be an asset on lamboland.

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>>76275016
Nothing gay about waiting to see another mans dick

What does one do with a gf? I have one now but what do I do with her? We just text, but she's coming over tomorrow

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>>76274936
>>76274941
I like both, good stuff
>>76274950
My parents want me to go back to the psych too.

Being in conflict with the interests of others often warrants this kind of concern. What problems put you in conflict with others, or yourself?

>>76275030
I'll have business certificate in two weeks, I know a little myself

>>76275041
haha le ebin post my friend, haha le so funny hehe ahahHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYAAAAAARRRRGGHHHH

JUST FUCKING OFFFYOURSLF HHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Didn't /cum/ used to be overrun with traps

>>76275080
Yeah, glad those faggots stopped larping.

>>76275080
>used to be
Hehe
>>76275064
Netflix and chill

>>76275080
Some guy from Montana used to post pics and there was a fad where all the latent homos would post their thighs

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>>76275078
You seem upset anon? What's wrong?

>>76275023

not a problem

they dont wanna accept im crazy

>>76275019

better than c*lifornians

>>76275119

rude

>>76275102
What's good to watch on netflix?

Nothing wrong with California

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>>76275107
PEOPLE ARE STRANG

WHEN YOU'RE A STRANGER

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i did it buds

>>76275140
>implying you actually watch anything
Oh anon. You don't watch netflix while taking part in netflix and chill
>>76275159
Yum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5fFT_KpBJ8

>>76275152
okay?

Shoah is probably the best collection of film ever made

>>76275151
Well something finally did happen

>>76275152
henrico your mom looks like a respectable lady

>>76275221
my mother has a little bit darker hair and green eyes

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Mister mojo risin

smoking from my weed pen lol

i want a 1967 mustang shelby dark blue colored

>his favorite film isn't Taxi Driver

I'm just waiting til after I'm married to have sex. S-seriously okay

>>76275271

of course not

Robocop is

>>76275270
>mustang
wew you might as well tattoo i have shit taste on your forehead

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>>76275242
I know it's not your mom, I'm working on my first drink

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My dad owns one of these, hope I inherit it

if you never been to l.a. or own a mustang you can listen to the doors

everyone knows that

there is literally nothing wrong with driving a mustang

LA sucks, I just like their music

>>76275287
Fuck off dude mustangs are true american classics

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this ugly looking piece of shit will be the 2017 GOTY mark my words.

>>76275293
i meant cant of course