>wake up >aliens have invaded the earth >wat do?

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>>76270955

Funland
Try to fry them in butter to see if they are actually russians.

Surrender

>>76270955
Can I fuck them?

>>76270955
Ask them about why humans hate benises.

Ask them to wipe out wh*tey once and for all.

SPACEMEEEEEEN
I ALWAYS WANTED YOU TO GOO
INTO SPACE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN (INTERGALACTIC TRIAAAAAAAL)

get high (get it?)

>>76270955
#NotAllAliens #StopXenophobia

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Accept their ideology, hand them jews and collaborate,

AIN'T WE PROGRESSIVE!?

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join them

collaborate and fugg them

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>>76270955
Make a non aggression-pact, promise them to share the world with them. Then backstab those filthy alien cunts!

>>76271469
Basicly what they did with u but on reverse, got it

Thats what u get when u trust on those filthy Macrobs

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>>76271441
>>76271456
>>76271461
>>76271469
Glad we're all on the same page.

>>76271550
mein führer, pls no more STO

>>76270955
Die. Any species able to span the stars will be like we are to ants. Like that Marvel comic says, do you parley with insects before you spray them with bug spray?

>>76270955
>grab my weapon
>take my car and go to my gf as quick as possible
>pack everything what we need to survive in nature
>move into the mountains
>live in a cave or tree house and hunt dears to survive

>>76270955
>move to nazi base on the moon

Put them in a ghetto.

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dispatch starfleet and liberate asia again

>>76270955
>rape an alien girl

>>76271841
do u mind if, now that i know of your plan, pearaps i could swing by the wood, in the companie of our alien overlords to pay u and your gf a visit?

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>>76270955
build a wall

You cucks would be hoping America saves the day like usual

Participate in a suicide mission like that crazy pilot guy in Independence Day

Declare war on everyone and hope for the best.

>>76271922
Go away you traitor! They will sterilize us!

>>76272053
t.getting jigy whit it