/brit/

INTJ

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The gf

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>>76269892
Jews are subhuman

Might put an investment down on a 4chan pass. Do they have some sort of monthly payment plan I can use to afford it?

female orgasm is a myth

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gf and me

>>76269925
$20 a year

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really like anime

ESFP

GET FUCKED

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anime

>Been going on here since i was 16
>21 now

JESUS

This has to stop

>>76269892
>2016

howling you utter queg

>>76269892
>>76269964
You're both an embarrassment

babestation

just got offered 40 grand a year to stick up 2 windmills on my land

>>76269962
been coming here since i was 13 and im 25 now

>>76269943
gf and I*

Imagine being so heavily autistic you enjoy anime

>>76269949
congratulations, you're dumb washed up bimbo: the type

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watched a lad miserably fail at picking up my girlfriend

Honestly though

If you're not xNTx you shouldn't be here.

>>76269949
gross

int pee master runt lmoa

>>76269979
youre joking

id take that without a thought, thats more money than some people make in a year

Been catching myself saying "less" when I should be saying "fewer"

Need to stop that

>>76269962
14, 19

what do these unrelated letter sequences mean and how do I assign one to myself

get fucked if youre not INTJ

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>>76269917

I'm NCR

>>76269962
17 27

fucks sake, I won't have a job in 10 years

ENTP master race

Just did a test and got INTJ is that good or bad?

>>76270000
is that /our mel/?

>>76270032
All the tests are bs

>yeah i shaved like three days ago
(it's actually been a week)

why are all the emotionless ladies who act like men this type:

http://www.celebritytypes.com/estj.php

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me nan baked me a cake for graduation

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who /INFP/ here
T autists out

>>76270060
why

>>76270104
robots

>>76270065
good lad
>>76270066
its ok like

>>76269962
16, 24

JUST

>>76270087
>Blend

It's shit

Couldn't even get a proper single malt cake

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>>76270111
>he fell for the globalist automation scare shilling

>>76270104
killing myself

>>76270014
it'd ruin the landscape

40ish grand that's index linked and adjusts for inflation

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>>76270093

>Tfw INFP but can easily adjust to social situations

>>76270066
That's the sperg one
INTP is the weirdo that's the opposite of a sperg
ENTP is the master race

>>76270133
globalist detected

>>76270093
my gf is one

i throatfucked her and accidentally made her puke on me and she spent the entire night apologising to me

Always knew I was destined for greatness, just wasn't sure the path I'd find it on. I think I'm getting closer now.

the kindred spirits

http://www.celebritytypes.com/istj.php

>>76269803
yup didn't even realise she was a narcissist until a few months ago. Thought all the subtle emotional abuse and projection was normal.

Love whisky 2bh

Reckon I'll end up being an old man who drinks it all the time

>>76269911
good lad

>>76270169
alri merkel

Rum. And only rum.

>>76270155
nothing wrong with globalism x

made diner

love special brew

already a young man who drinks it all the time

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>Tfw ENFP
>Tfw ultimate norman
>Tfw everybody likes me
>Tfw find it easy to meet new people and make friends

Mongs BTFO

what ideology are ENTPs?

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>oi there bruv, brap brap, can 'ou help me home? you look all arms and tonk *burp*
well, do you?

>>76270209
it is 1 o clock in the morning

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*bursts into the thread*

right, next one of you that chats shite about islam is getting a swift kicking from me and the lads

Don't Go Away is Oasis' best work.

quality weed my dudes

>>76270239
dont care

>>76270219
ENFPs are sensitive benders without backbones

used to be one myself, grew balls, turned that F into a T

>>76270228
The radical argue with everyone

>>76270206
just ask the abos they love it lol

if you've been here for less than 8 years get the fuck off this site

>>76270237
What ever happened to caralad?

>>76270245
supersonic is their magnum opus

>>76269917
Barack Obama was my favorite president it's a shame we're stuck with drunk

>>76270139
fuck the landscape, in afew years barret homes will come and buy the land to build houses anyway

>>76270241
Just look at how disgusting they all are on basically every single level.

could quite easily heem every single person here

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Lads

>>76270245
>>76270286
Slide Away lads

>>76269911
Autism

>>76270322
Not too bad

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>>76270274
was about to give you shit but then i realised i've been here 10

time flies when you're having fun

>>76270326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU6yzzESX8Y

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>tfw so high test that i cant maintain a relationship with a girl unless shes a big girl (4u), but dont have the confidence to date a fatty

Its a pickle, lads

>>76270139
Dolla bills yo

Bill Burr isn't funny

>>76270352
virus

how do you stop your shit getting stolen in hostels and stuff

If I had to define my personality I would say I'm a Samantha with a dash of Carrie.

does everyone in britain call their grandmother 'nan'?

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>>76270322
>20% assertive

>>76270313
hello runtelstiltskin

>>76270326

Whatever

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Thoughts on him?

>>76270399
*heemed into non existence*

Gonna gon back to Madrid next week lads

I have an addiction

>>76270372

When I was older sure, but when I was a child I said Nanny.

evening all

requesting an ENTJ gf to bully me and sit on my face

>>76270412
what's so good about it

the temperature is too high. it is 1am and it is 21 degrees. what are the government going to do about it?

Any kekistani man in

>>76270399
natural selective at its finest

>>76270399
4,1,3,2

>>76270159
hot

>>76270368
Usually they have lockers

Only thing I ever had stolen in a hostel was a bottle of shampoo 2bh and I've often just left my phone charging in the room and bags unsecured

>>76270435
praise kek shadilay

>>76270434
*burns more fossil fuels*

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temperature is too high

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>that fucking captcha where you have to click 100 different images

>>76270368

All the hostels I've stayed at are basically hotels but without any form of restaurant

>>76270433
The girls
The nightlife
The La Virgen brewery
Just the atmosphere in general I dunno

ah yes the scummy tourists are committing crime outside again

would rather take a million Pakistanis and Africans than 1 Italian or Spanish

>>76270434
21 is considered high in britain?

>>76270399
didn't he steal the sign to bring back to a girl?

>>76270487
>the virgin brewery

>>76270399
Literally don't care. Why would I give a shit. I live in a comfy northern English city. Why would I give a fuck it literally doesn't effect me fuck your divide and conquer methods making people worry and angry about things that doesn't effect them in the slightest you make me so fucking angry FUCK OFF YANK

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Who was in the wrong here?

>>76270479
>not using legacy captcha

you deserve to suffer for being so dense

What's the longest youve gone without fapping in the last five years?

>>76270500

It's 1 AM. It was 32 C here during the day.

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*subverts your democracy*

>>76270498
How awful

>>76270500
yes at night. would be a lovely high temp, but this is the low

>>76270368
just hold it in, don't know why anyone would want it anyway

>>76270522
day three is coming to a close
shooting for a week, which would be a record

Sorry lads I'm just typing this out so it looks like I'm distracted whilst there's a sex scene on the Tele

Why are ENTP better or is this just /brit/ autism?

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>>76270504
The virgin beer is tops m8

actually beginning to despise this woman cannot bear her accent
4:35
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIYvwpMkMtQ

>>76270530
>implying you did fuckall to our elections

>>76270522
a month

first cum had streaks of blood and hurt my bollocks, thought my life was over

>>76270549
Good lad

I skip sex scenes on TV shows even if I'm watching on my own. Makes me uncomfortable. Porns fine though.

>>76270556
anything beginning with E is bad

>>76270570
How would you know? Burgerfat.

can't be arsed doing anything today, might just go back to sleep

such is the life of the neet

>>76270584
ENTP aren't actually E.

myers briggs may not be an exact science (no study of human sociology ever truly can be) but you have to admit it does a good job and identifying general aspects of personality and attitude/ thought patterns in different people in a way thats just a little too accurate to be purely confirmation bias in the same way zodiac signs are
>>76270556
if you have to ask you'll never know

>>76270577
Why the fuck did you have blood?

>>76270399
>be american
>go to enormous shithole
>expect enormous shithole not to fuck you up

hmmmm yeah

Should I a 25 year old not shag a19 year old (girl)

>>76270614
If they are older than 11 it is fine.

>>76270522
a day or two

>>76270585
because most voters in our country aren't even aware of the contents of those emails in the first place, most people aren't even aware of the DNC collusion against bernie

>>76270614
*reply*

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Is this /brit/ or /mbti/

>>76270399
Looks a bit like me :o

>>76270614

All girls prefer older men, it's normal.

Homes under the Hammer>Cant Pay? We'll take it away!>Place in the sun>Jezza Kyle>Fake Britain>>>>Bargain hunters>>>>>>>>>>loose women>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Doctors

>>76270600
don't know, thought I broke my prostte through abstaining for a month

subsequent cums were fine though

>>76270614
>should a legal adult shag a legal adult?

wow such an interesting question

>>76270501
that's what the North Koreans say

>>76270658

Doctors is great, I love how it isn't even about doctors anymore.

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>ENTP

>>76270675
nonce

>>76270655
why?
and no not all

stop giving this yank trip (you)s

>>76270658
my life when the internet's down
daytime tv is so terrible but I love it at the same time

>>76270697
Because older men are more likely to have more money and a stable life, and fuck them properly

>>76270697

Because they want a MAN, and they view guys their age as children, at least until they get desperate.

>>76270522
3 weeks
no fap is the most pointless meme ever
only difference was that i felt agitated

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Hello

What do each of the letters stand for

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what's it like to live here?

>>76270729

I think the point is without fapping you will feel more inclined to work out and get laid instead.

>>76270724
you're acting as if older men are all George Clooney
don't get what women see in balding chubby twats myself, but whatever

>>76270753
Idiot
Stupid
Fat
Jewish

>>76270649
this is /britgbt/

>>76270758
made no difference to me, still a KHV. don't really care now though

>>76270755
Cornwall is shite

>>76270753
ignorant sissy faggot jew

>>76270759
umm sweetie it's probably because they have a job xxx

>>76270759
Im not talking about bald chubby twats, but this is the reason teenage girls like men in their 20s

>>76270753
>SF
honestly, kill yourself

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im allergic to cat

>>76270802
and teenage boys like women in their 20s

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t' 'f

>>76270817
:(

>>76270818
teenage boys will fuck anything that moves

>>76270801
women truly are the vaginal jew
wish more men told them to fuck off and provide for themselves

1:20? time to fire up the 'ven

>>76270818
women are more inclined to go after older men while men are more inclined to go after younger women

do NOT like hot weather

>>76270852
are you having a shop pizza or an oven pizza?

>>76270848
that's a Jewish hat

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Just killed one of these fuckers in the bathroom.
Fucking disgusting.

>>76270836
smartest yank post of the year

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/brit/ my arse!

who else baby face here?

>>76269911
INTJ = God
INTP = Barely human

The duality of man is an amazing thing.

>>76270898
I'm handsome and beautiful

>>76270860
very generalised statement
can only speak for myself but younger women do my head in. boring, ignorant, emotional, expectant and vain

>>76270877
good post

>>76270903
good lad

going to have beans and cheese on toast for tea for the 8th day in a row

>>76269962
14 and 21

Reckon it has to end soon, /brit/ is the final stage surely.

>>76270805
Why

why does 4chan attract so many INTJs/INTPs

based fuckin' pjw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb99RVT6afI

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>>76269962
18
21

>>76270914
there's a point where the younger girls are at an age where they arent complete runts desu

happens from 22 to 24.

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throwback to when kristen stewart had the best feet of her life

What is INTJ?

>>76270947
>why does anonymous website attract people who hate themselves

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Watching the Big Bang Theory

It's almost funny if you imagine it's written by /pol/tards mocking the nu-male mindset.

Almost.

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>>76270914
It's not a very generalized statement. It's a statistical fact that overall men prefer younger women while women prefer older men. Anecdotally you might not, but that doesn't somehow disprove that there's a significant statistical trend at work.

>>76270936
Think it will end once you get a career and a gf.

>>76270979

Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour

>>76270936

Brit is barely like the rest of 4chan desu

We're SURELY coming to the end

>>76271005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF0Havte3Os

>>76270947
>anonymous website where feelings are irrelevant >why does it attract antisocial people who don't have feelings

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>watching tv show about late 20s man-and-woman-children who hate themselves despite having loads of sex
>you hate yourself
>and have NO sex

>>76270947
all the intjs are just depressed istjs

>you now remember depressed irish shitizen
>you now remember when /sp/ was good
>you now remember late night MOTD threads
>you now remember when /brit/ was just late night euro /sp/

Where did it all go so wrong?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bqIgJEI8po
wow
shame on you uk

>>76271054
>s
subhuman

Jackpot 247 is kino

>>76271059
terrible mods + fappening mostly

>>76271059
TIIIIIME WON'T LET ME GOOOOOOOOOO

ISTJ master race coming through

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I were gonna put on a beef boogie tonight.

NOW THATS GONE DOWN THE SHITPAN!

>>76271050
>watching inbetweeners
>they humiliate themselves constantly, but also have loads of experiences and memories of sixth form with a group of close friends
>all I can remember of sixth form is a haze of 4chan, weed and masturbation

End it all

>>76271128
he banned me from his channel for calling him a cuck in the comment section

flat earth is real

if I wear a long sweater in this weather will I be seen as an autist

>>76271138
lmao wut

I didn't start coming here until I was 21

>>76271045
>where feelings are irrelevant
have you ever heard of /r9k/ and /fit/

>>76271185
Yes

Why on earth would you do it

>>76271238
got really skinny arms

>>76270972
21 and yet to see it
then again it's been months since i talked to a woman

has anyone here seen a twingo

http://www.celebritytypes.com/greek-loves/test.php

did this test.

got a cheeky result haha

want a gf who is much older than me
say around 30

>>76271245
Imagine being this self concious

Nobody gives a fuck how skinny your arms are. Also if you're that bothered about it then lift

>>76271233
>someone on facebook says they're suicidal
>100 comments of sympathy, private messages, everyone cares
>someone on 4chan says they're suicidal
>lucky to receive a reply, which will almost certainly be an insult

That's more what I'm talking about. Truly sensitive people simply cannot find 4chan enjoyable.

>tfw used to only listen to rock and metal
>Now I can barely remember any metal bands and just listen to normie radio music

Music companies are very clever tbqh

who put the bop in the bop shoowop shoowop?

>>76271161
i'm glad someone sees the truth
nasa lied to us
world is a disc surrounded by ice
love pints
hate sphere lackeys
simple as

Why was Otto in North Korea

>>76271306
never cared about music
just like political/military music

>>76271291
>Nobody gives a fuck how skinny your arms are.
Wrong. Walked into a cafe once and only wore a t-shirt, someone was just staring at me in disgust/confusion the whole time

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How is it STILL HOT

It is NIGHT TIME

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lads
lads????
too hot, lads

https://youtu.be/8N4FHSLD3dQ
>be royal guard or someshit
>use colloquialisms and scots
Not to mention all of their mannerisms are similar to an overly ruffled poofter even when they're not guarding.

Would jump at the opportunity to toss their tea into a harbor.

>>76271297
Non-channers are not "sensitive", they're just displaying behaviors that people must irl; they'll still shame you behind your back.

>>76271332
Turn a fan on

*wees voluptuously*

>>76271306
I listen exclusively to madonna

I FELL IN LOVE WITH SAN PEDRO
TE DIJO TE AMO

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>76271255
nah mate

>>76271368
no

>>76271349
Where you at in Spain mate

>>76271349
I just turned it off because I'm worried about my eleccy bill

tell me about the yank
why does he use the trip?????????

do you prefer women older or younger than you lads

>>76271384
Fans take barely any electricity mate

my 40W fan takes about 3p a week or something

>>76271389
cats

>>76271389
Younger definitely. My gf is 5 years younger than me

>>76271385
He's a ruffled poofter and gets off on reading british posts

>>76271253
i'm 24 now and i'm starting to see it with the girls I hang with who are 21 this year. then again, they're not complete slags or anything so it might be them rather than everyone their age

>>76271389
Older woman 30s+

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>>76271389
have to say i like em young

in every group of friends i had throughout the ~9 different schools i went to, i was always the second tallest, and the tallest guy was the leader while i was the first mate

>>76271385
he wants a minor internet celebrity on an anime imageboard because he is lonely in real life

>>76271389
The wife is older than me but only by a year

>>76271430
goldilocks zone desu

>>76271348
Sensitive as in they expect other people to respond in that way when they talk about their feelings, and are deeply upset if they don't.

It extends to everything though. Jokes on 4chan are pretty much universally aimed at mocking someone, being incredibly depressing and generally shitting all over anyone expressing feelings. Normal people don't find that funny, they find it hurtful. You get some edgy normies who find some ladbible shit funny, but that's nowhere near the level of 4chan.

>inb4 le edgy 4chan is a meme

It's an objective truth. Most people would feel sorry for Tim or Kev, not make a joke out of him.

>>76271389
a few years older but that's not really a viable option when you're a manchild like me

>>76271446
bit gay

>>76271255
ISFJ

>>76271389
younger girls have smoother skin

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>>76271462
same

How do I make friends as a 30 year old man

>>76271457
yeah, I thoroughly enjoy the 3 year age gap desu. 3-5 year age gap with me being older is GOAT for relationships

>>76271483

Join a walking football team

Imagine if we're still on 4chan in like 15 years when we are married and have kids and shit lads.

>>76271430
pretty much all women i meet dislike me. at least i assume so anyway, even slags (especially slags). just don't get along with them and can't understand them, never have, plus i always think they're mocking me

>>76271508
>real daddy hours occur at 7pm when the kids are asleep

imagine still being on 4chan when we're dead

>>76271508
nobody who will still be here in 15 years will be married or have kids

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>>76271508
will probably still be a virgin in 2032

>>76271508
when huh

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>>76271528
>doing a nappy change lads

>>76271537
nursing home /brit/ will be good
>"doing a poo and getting someone to wipe my arse lads x"

>>76271508
By that time we'll all be virtual reality posting so the bollock busting posters can offer graphic realistic portrayals of getting their bollocks squished by stilettos

business idea
self-changing nappies
or self-changing babies??????????

>>76271564
>doing a poo in the baby's nappy to freak the wife out lads

holy shit. interstellar is literally one of the best pieces of art that has ever been created

people 50 years from now will be amazed at how little of credit it received for being the closest thing we've seen to a perfect piece of film

tears were streaming down my face by the end. fucking brilliant..

>>76271526
girls and their friendships are very different to guys and theirs. just take it for whatever it is. there's always been one or two girls in every group of girls my friends and I have hung with who didn't like me. i'm positive of it. it just comes with the territory of meeting people.

just don't think about them liking you or not, because you'll either become mad and do weird shit or become a people pleaser and do weird shit.

don't reply to the retarded tripnigger

>>76271599
very good film

>>76271599
dunno, something about a black hole leading to behind a little girl's bookshelf annoys the shit out of me

>>76271599
really hope you're being ironic otherwise you have some of the most runtoid tier taste ive ever seen

>>76271606
don't have any friends and gave up hope of losing my virginity years ago so not like it matters

>>76271596
>>76271564
>wife's son posts become unironic and real

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Watching the big bang theory

Honestly cannot understand how people find this enjoyable. It's like snarky reddit comments just got mashed into a script.

>>76271634
It is a fantastic film, one of the best if not the best I've ever watched

Unironically watched it about 3 times in the cinema and will be running to IMAX if they ever do a repeat

Love it when girls try to become models and completely fail but it's too late for them to delete all the revealing pictures of themselves.

No sympathy for women who think they can get through life simply by having tits and a gash between their legs.

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>>76271656
hey reddit!

>>76271656
yeah you're an utter runtoid alright. there's a reason the only oscars it was nominated for had to do with sound and visuals

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>>76271656

>>76271634
It's just he old 'triprunt playing up the role of notoriety because there's nothing particularly interesting about themselves otherwise' shtick
Move along

interstellar is 9/10 2bh

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>>76271715
>>76271715
>>76271715
>>76271715

too many pills lads

>>76271699
i dont have a shtick just tracking my posts for personal reasons

>>76269892
>rorkina

wut