The eyes of your true love edition
/balt/
hitler doomed white people forever
unironic neo nazis are literal pondscum
anime
>>76268228
KEKOLD PORN IS KING
fuck the UK
>>76268254
to me, that is superior, and I doubt you can make an argument to the contrary
am soon 21, too late to fix my life :(
miss the ex gf
Do you guys enjoy your jobs?
having serious trouble typing at the moment. making constant mistakes and cant type as fast as i could before
feel like my brain is breaking. this comes in tandem with a feeling of near constant light-headedness, disassociation and general lack of coordination
>>76268274
i don't live off mummy's money
went to uni while living at home, so i saved up all my loan money lel
still, gotta get a job
utter normoid runts who apparently make up 80% of the population
>>76268295
More like the JewK
>>76268281
post with the semen on the aimne
oioi Tommy Robinson putting it straight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU36DJWH-00
Lads why are cargo shorts so in style with american men?
>>76268259
You can recognise Hitler from just his eyes, very interesting
*Scribbles on notepad*
you arrive in the UK (north)
*blocks your path*
kissing the bf :3
>>76268311
seems mental that it would exist
love it when other people die in terror attacks and fire accidents
love cats
>>76268320
>having serious trouble typing at the moment. making constant mistakes and cant type as fast as i could before
same
>>76268193
Members clubs are an Imperial style tradition that is now only an upper/middle class thing
Its a social club + bar, usually with a fantastically old and luxurious premises.
Uses:
>networking - youll be introduced to people who might give you a leg up in life later down the line
>social - youll make new friends
>entertainment - taking someone as a guest to the Members Bar is always impressive
They all have different requirements to join, but usually theres a system where you have to be elected to join by 2 existing members and approved by a majority of the rest
eg:
Travellers Club: you used to have to make one intercontinental journey before being allowed to become members (which in the 1800s was a big deal)
House of St Barnabus: must have personally tutored and helped a homeless person
Hong Kong Club: must be English
>>76268364
really find these girls cute lads
>>76268319
yeah
it's very easy and i don't work long hours
>>76268344
why not just open these houses if there is a crisis
don't even need any new towns
>>76268344
>I wish this was my house
doing a think
>>76268358
hate when people deny they like seeing terror attacks and riots and chaos
it's just cowardly and dishonest
apartment tetris haha
anime watching idea: kill la kill
>>76268385
where did you get this picture of the /brit/ meetup?
>>76268344
I've gotta say, that graffiti is quite funny.
>>76268392
they're not fit for habitation
>>76268385
fucking nonce
dont care
>>76268381
>Hong Kong Club: must be English
lel
I think I might join the Freemasons
>>76268392
could requisition them for the grenfell tower survivors
>>76268385
imagine being the one friend at a sleepover not wearing underwear
>>76268333
>>76268349
lamow
>>76268342
it's pretty obvious mate.
>>76268319
no, i'm constantly paranoid someone's out to kill me
Quick lads
Which movie should I watch? The Social Network or Iron Man?
>>76268409
overrated meme show
watch something better imo
>>76268420
oh, is that so?
*filters you*
>>76268439
iron man is the 2nd best capeshit ever made
watch that
>>76268320
don't wanna be that guy but thats a pretty common trait of generally declining mental health, maybe talk to your geep?
>>76268406
hate this gimmick architect
>>76268430
how dear you >:^(
>>76268439
comic book movies are utter gash so social network
>>76268386
what do you work as?
>>76268455
what's the best? batman?
>>76268413
if it was just that then they would be repaired so they could start charging rent on them.
the area must be shitty
>INTP
>>76268335
tommy alludes to wales being a hotbed for far-right groups
is there truth to this?
>>76268483
Unbreakable, by M Night Smhamjajsjajanalan
>>76268467
he makes nice spaces at a fairly strong density. one trick pony (angles and everyone gets a balcony) and he's a cunt but his good buildings are really good
>>76268483
f4ntastic
>>76268465
so what, he can give me useless advice and prescribe me meme medication? no thanks
plus my mental health feels fine despite being a lonely, broke loser stuck in a dead end job
>>76268497
it's rorke version of the afghan caves
>>76268433
Subject is so enamoured and/or obsessed with Hitler that he thinks knowing his eyes must be common. Subject may be delusional in this matter.
*Scribble*
>>76268487
it makes more money if they knock them down and build some new builds which are barely any better and charge people stupid amounts of money for them
if i told you where i worked or what i did id have to kill you
>>76268512
what the fuck
>>76268535
dont then
>>76268514
do you seriously think you know how to deal with mental health better than a qualified professional?
back from work lads
>>76268313
same. totally pointless because i have to ask everyone's name again the next time i meet them, and vice versa
>>76268211
My dad has apparently been in it for 40 odd years and never mentioned it to me once.
One of the guys that invited me mentioned and my mum just told me not to ask him about it
would unironically detonate a 1 megaton nuclear explosive device in london killing millions if i were given the choice
dont even care if i were killing wogs or white people id just want normies to die
if i told you where i worked or what i did id have to kill myself
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCcCKKKKK
just put salt on peanut butter and now i am a new man oh jesus its so good
>>76268556
do you have to say your name whilst meeting them
>>76268497
several of the prominent members of National Action and other splinter groups from the BNP were Welsh
>>76268568
Good lad
You're not supposed to tell people
>>76268584
usually your boss does it for you
>>76268467
also have you seen his proposal for two WTC?
memes
>guy i know goes on a bender last night
>drives home drunk and smashes up a few cars including the company car he was driving
>vomits on the car
HOWLING
>>76268326
ESFJs need to be rounded up and flayed alive
going to sleep goodnight
got a big old willy 'twixt my legs
>>76268533
demolition and build cost though.
they're probably waiting for markets which will shoot up when the council declares the area a regeneration zone and pumps in millions.
should just requisition it from the start
If you're too poor, they accuse you of envy; too rich, of hypocrisy; too young, of being naive; too old, of being a dinosaur
>>76268556
just start recording audio on your phone and write the names down afterwards if you're that autistic
no one cares and everyone knows you'll forget anyway
>>76268553
doctors are useless a good deal of the time when it comes to mental health
>>76268611
quite nice actually
>>76268629
yes exactly, which is why it's pointless.
Hail Satan 2bqh
>>76268628
nah the quote is
When I was poor and complained about inequality they said I was bitter; now that I'm rich and I complain about inequality they say I'm a hypocrite. I'm beginning to think they just don't want to talk about inequality
>>76268640
people say that but ill never forget my psychiatrist, Matthew Evans
he saved my life, 100%
>>76268523
>don't need some tramp up a mountain to know I'm primed
these nonce hunting videos on youtube are fun to watch but id have thought theyd constitute entrapment
>>76268611
GAGGING to have a plane flown into it
it was the best of times
it was the worst of times
if you kidnap and rape children suddenly they want to label you a 'nonce'
asked my mates to go interrailing and they said theyre fine with sleeping in the park lol
Doing my MSc thesis on Rape lads.
(agricultural science)
bit grim that there's now right wing runts (likely english) running around wales, given how it sent more people to the international brigades in spain than any other part of britain
>>76268693
they do sometimes, and probably 60% of the time the nonce gets off scotfree because of the way the show handles it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEwO5e9ZMac
>>76268702
slavs aren't human
>>76268700
*blocks shift*
*plane crashes into the sea*
heh, nothin personnel
imagine being a male isfp
must be pretty pathetic
>>76268381
>majority of the rest
usually has to be unanimous I thought?
Aren't clubs where "black balling" comes from?
>>76268693
entrapment is only a thing if the police do it afaik
wouldn't make much sense otherwise, as you could just claim someone gave you the gun and told you to kill
>>76268628
>>76268673
*places a magnifying glass over "they"*
>>76268702
is this that romanian deadlift I've been hearing about?
>>76268693
I thought entrapment is only for genuine law enforcement officers like the police or bailiffs etc.
>>76268693
dont think any prosecution comes from it
they just get the police to take them down the station on suspicion and release
the /r9k/ /britfeel/ OP images are works of art
really hope a cyber-historian comes across them in the future and collects them in an archive to study
>>76268702
looks pretty fun to be honest
>>76268700
Would a major howl if this happened
Got an ulcer on my tongue
Fucking hurts
>>76268747
it varies
but youre right, now i think about it
i can only think of 2 clubs that do a majority, the rest are unanimous like you say
imagine NOT being ENTP
imagine not being good at literally everything
>>76268777
What an utter waste of time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb99RVT6afI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb99RVT6afI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb99RVT6afI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb99RVT6afI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb99RVT6afI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb99RVT6afI
imajun moi shock does it again
>Women have it harder
>>76268804
Literally me
I'm still a bit weird but interviews and things are great.
>>76268702
russia is a terrifying place
>>76268756
right wingers
>>76268777
brilliant
>>76268802
Probably not hard to pass anyway as long as you toe the line and are reasonably popular. Not hard to do.
>>76268702
**blurst
>>76268777
how much more crowded can these images possibly get?
>>76268804
am an ENTP and if I didn't have procrastination ruining my productivity I would be a god-king among men
>>76268777
brilliant. whyd they take pakipoo off?
imagine NOT being a Sagittarius
lucky, good with women and always kind
>>76268815
wow such a rough life so tragic
>>76268773
i dont really know the rools
>>76268774
some of them were saying they have "100% conviction rate"
>>76268900
>replying to it
I see you're new around here
>>76268640
Not really their fault desu
There's a massive shortage of psychiatrists in the UK atm and treatment of mental health requires a lot of repeated follow-ups with the same doctor and good rapport (which is hard nowadays when most people see a different GP every time they go in).
>>76268815
I'd trade my life for having to hear those things occasionally in a second
>>76268809
really fires the neurons why rorkes stick to him and molyneux like flies on shit
>>76268869
yes, procrastination is our only curse really
>>76268869
I'm ENTP and have recently worked past my procrastination.
The result has been the best year of my life in terms of personal success.
>>76268867
got another 2MB
>>76268777
the calendar on the bottom right corner is always the real kicker for me
fuck, how has half a year gone past already
>>76268869
Why do you think ENTP is so good?
>>76268923
because he's right?
>>76268604
tbf the guys that've invited me are both alcoholics who get loose lipped at around 12 pints of Export
>>76268827
чтo ты гoвopишь o poccии cyкa
>>76268916
I know you're the same person. You might as well trip up too
>>76268815
>You're formula feeding? That's not good for the baby.
That *is* not good for the baby, though.
>>76268971
Sound like true masons then
Any Jane Jacobs man in?
>>76268952
i literally disregard every single yank comment because youre a bunch of dumb inferior rorkes who elected a moron
why do normies love edgar wright and think he's a genius when he can only do 1 comic style in all movies
>>76268804
i got ENTP but I'm afraid if I take another test I'll get a different result
Seem to go between ENTP and INTP
Think I switch between introverted and extraverted and I'm not sure if it's slight bipolar or something
>>76268995
ahh
>>76269005
>I disregard any information that doesn't fit my agenda
huh... that's atypical for a very intelligent lefty like yourself
>>76268940
natural improvisers, excellent at reading people, the most Promethean of all the types, highly ambitious
is an extrovert but not in the normie sense, just in that they're very good at studying people and being around them. Autists very good at acting like normies.
ello me mates;)))here is your mate williem back to teach you how to waggle your willy like a willy wanking bishop;;')) ohoy me mates;;))) now some of oyu guys are confused on how to waggle your willy eh???so u wanna be a willy wanking star,big deal.u gotta learn the willywanking game in 5 easy steps.cumon me mate lets leurn to wank our willies together with me mates gordon charlie and bill and even lilttle cousin nicky;))
STEP 1#
GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!
step #2
move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))
STEP 3#
you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and there will be goy wee wee verywhere thhat is very goeey;))if you finish before your mates then help them by waggling THEIR willies;)))
>INTJ
>130 iq
>7" penis
>7/10 face
>i literally disregard every single yank comment because youre a bunch of dumb inferior rorkes who elected a moron
>>76269005
>Mummy May isn't a moron
is this haram
I'm a Leo, the best personality type and i've got a great week coming up
shes so fucking gorgeous it makes me sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXCzDB-edCg
>>76269018
ENTPs are the least extroverted of all the extroverts so that makes sense
>>76269016
I used to consistently get INTP when I was younger and still a bit of a spergoid but now I consistently get E's across the board
Why yes, I do think Myers-Briggs "test" is more than just a crock of shite
are riley part 1
part 2 incoming
making a stir fry
gonna have a cheeky 3 pints before bed tbqh
>>76269091
esfj detected
>>76269058
>>76269034
Does sound a bit like me. I'm probably normie by 4chan standards but I don't necessarily feel like it.
True on the improvisation particularly. The best rush is getting put in front of people and having to think on your feet to do a presentation or something.
I did a debate in uni of the top of my head and won it with 100% of the vote.
>>76269055
mummy may wasnt elected, she got in on a technicality that being david cameron resigning
>i literally disregard every single yank comment because youre a bunch of dumb inferior rorkes who elected a moron
>>76269091
t. begins with an I and includes and F
you just don't ike it because it exposes your betaness
>>76269091
>study the types
>can identify what type someone is if you know them
>they do the test
>they get the result you thought they were
it's honestly decent
are riley part 2
>>76269052
>>INTJ
basking smugly in my ENTP aura
>>76269018
are you me
>>76269134
There was an election two weeks ago brainbox
Not sure if I'm just naturally growing out of the old 'pression or if spanking a few pills has somehow changed how I think
Which is odd, 'cause they're more associated with causing depression
>ivy educated literal billionaire with a hot wife and a fuckload of white children
>moron
fuck off rasheed
>>76269162
did you mean to post this
>>76269058
hope they got burned at the stake for this
>>76269174
It's a good feeling know we'll be a success if we try.
imagine having drumpf as your leader. just imagine it.
>ENTPs may have a perverse sense of humor and sometimes play devil's advocate, which can create misunderstandings with friends, coworkers, and family.
anyone else raised by a narcassistic single mother?
think id quite like to be a policeman but apparently its well hard
ENTP is literally "heh nothin personnel...kidd": the type though
>>76269197
Having white children makes you smart?
classic
>>76269222
voted hillary unironically
>>76269247
yeah
>>76269005
PJW is a ponce but he's correct in what he says the majority of the time. The only video i can recall where he made an utter knob of himself was when he said depression is a made up illness. I watched the video you linked and he was totally right about the double standards employed now that it was a white terrorist.
got a weekend/summer job as a whitewater raft guide. am spending virtually no time on 4chan. hanging out with friends everyday. getting drunk and smoking reef everyday. no longer a khv just a kv.
i think i'm going to make it.
>>76269222
mite b cool
>>76269268
always enjoyed incognito paul scholes above the man having a stroke
>>76269252
That's more the INTP/J though
>>76269208
absolutely
all I have to do is switch on and the world is literally mine
but i'll do that later
>>76269222
I don't have to imagine it. I get to live the liberal butthurt every single day. Trump's plan is to eventually have enough that we can harvest it as a natural energy source.
ISTP here lads
>>76269317
Good lad
Just eventually get around to it though.
>donald trumps press team have banned cameras and microphones from their pressconferences
ahahahaha wtf
how on earth are they going to spin this i wonder
watching a film then going to bed
will be waking up at 1pm tomorrow whilst you runtoids are at work
>>76269245
>you know hitler single handedly fixed the german economy? he also united the country in desperate times. also there's no real evidence for the holocaust.
Better call saul is better than breaking bad
>>76269222
better then a substitute snowboard instructor
Boyhood must've completely missed the mark with brits. They can't relate
>>76269357
which
really, really do not get along with S types
feel like they're all unintelligent
>>76269274
have you cut contact?
i'm going to cut contact when I finish university. I'm worried that I'll feel guilty about it because she's lonely and has literally no one else in her life.
>>76269389
>feel
the gf
>>76269409
no, and you're me
>>76269389
Same with Fs
got called a cuck on /r/socialism
>>76269184
Yeah and we still don't have a government, mong.
>>76269373
Was that the film about the lad and his da and his ma? Filmed over 15 years or something. I enjoyed it, it was relatable. It's relatable for anuone who has parents that had marriage troubles during childhood
in texas, they pledge allegiance to the state of texas AND then to the country every morning at school
>>76269409
autist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
>>76269449
Howling at you
>>76269373
Stupid boy got a gun for his 13th birthday? What the fuck?
>>76269445
>>76269389
can't stand virgos or geminis
Love improv me
>>76269389
this
>>76269445
also this
fuck em
>>76269494
Can't stand you
>>76269491
whats wrong with that exactly?
>>76269494
why?
the gf is a virgo and she's a sweetheart
>>76269283
>white terrorist - free recruitment drive for isis
>muslim terrorist - a few rorkes in the daily mail comments section or /pol/ or facebook
see the difference
>>76269389
What's an S type?
>>76269445
What's an F type?
>>76269494
You're a virgo
>>76269506
>>76269445
INFPs were made for fucking though
Cannot understand what trump's playing at
like I could understand parts of his campaign and the playing the media stuff but I can't see a way to spin what he's doing now as anything but egotistical and retarded
I'd like to understand why so that I can know yankistan is in good hands but I just can't it's so confusing
>>76269491
>>76269491
Yeah thats weird. 13 is pretty late to get a gun for your bday in america.
shadilay my brothers
i trust you've all gotten your daily dose of sargon and molyneux?
>>76269551
I would be interested to know the types of the people I interact with most actually
I think i probably hang around with lots of I's, F's and S's despite being a superior ENTP
>>76269442
it'll all be ok lad
>>76269556
>>76269556
But Hillary
on my 5th beer now, starting to feel the effects
>>76269528
Sensing
>Sensing people focus on the present, they are "here and now" people, who are factual and process information through the five senses. They see things as they are, they are concrete thinkers.
Feeling
>Feeling refers to how people make decisions. Feeling people are subjective and make decisions based on principles and values. They are ruled by their heart instead of their head. Feeling people judge situations and others based on feelings and extenuating circumstances.
have you train-hopped /brit/?
>>76269571
Shadilay fellow Kekistani!
>>76268777
always laugh at them
>>76268867
>>76268928
/r9k/ file size limit is 2mb
>ISTP
did i did good?
>>76269556
nobody ever said he wasn't egotistical
you can vote with out your polling card.
you just go to the station tell them your name and address, they'll cross it off the list and give you a ballot. this means you can say anyone's name an address and when they turn up to vote they'll have a whole hassle to explain that they're not trying to vote twice.
they won't make it compulsory to bring your polling card until this becomes a significant issue.
Gives me an idea
time to take 50mg of oxycodone and drive to subway
>>76269627
Yanks are an embarrassment to the world
i'll always root for the underdog whether i agree them it or not
all intp reply to this post
>>76269640
>S
runt
ENTP here
I lie to everyone I meet about even mundane things
>>76269609
I get that feeling are emotional retards, but I don't get the sensing thing. Doesn't everyone do that?
INTJ MASTERRACE
>>76269664
whats the s/n for?
>>76269603
can barely feel anything until my 4th beer these days
remember the time one bottle of corona used to get me buzzed
>>76269667
I'm honest but I often embellish
>>76269667
Weird how ENTPs are notorious liars but also notorious for being brutally honest
>>76269623
My mother used to work in a school and one of the kids died because he tried to hop across the top of the trains to get to the other platform but one train started to move, he fell down the gap between the carriages and got torn to pieces
>>76269667
I used to lie loads but now im extra truthful, even about moderately embarassing things so when I need to drop a big one its more effective
>>76269640
used to be one of those, evolved to INTP though
Who /infp/ here
>>76269690
lie about themselves and honest about others I reckon
no heater and window is broken due to unrelated circumstances,I shan't survive the night x
>>76269669
No, the opposite of Sensing is Intuition, which is the Master Race tendency
>Intuition refers to how people process data. Intuitive people focus on the future and the possibilities. They process information through patterns and impressions. They read between the lines, they are abstract thinkers.
every worthwhile intellectual has been an N type
>>76269623
not really possible with passenger trains
adults are writing their fetishes into kids shows
>>76269724
when im exercising I still wear shorts and a t-shirt if its 4 degrees out
got heat exhaustion after spending all day in 27-ish degree heat yesterday though
New thread when
>>76269730
>>76269694
Stop fucking responding to it you stupid twats.
>>76269738
she was so cute
Wu Lyf are the best one album band ever
>>76269722
Yep thats me
I tell people I have hobbies Ive never tried lmao
fuck sake
>>76269714
LONDON
>>76269714
alri lad
>>76269598
were you spousified?
>>76269714
Alri gayboy
let's be honest NTs were destined to rule over the masses
>>76269727
Being an intellectual isn't everything
>>76269724
Hmmmm so this is how Aussies feel about us complaining about the heat
you'll be fine mate
reminder that if you can't fit both hands around your cock then you'll NEVER satisfy a woman
Imagine doing one of those tests and having it say at the end "You are like 20% of the population" or something.
>>76269822
Not true
>>76269724
>window is broken due to unrelated circumstances
'd
>>76269828
You wouldnt come on 4chan as one of those types though
>>76269840
how would you know?
check em
>>76269822
got a long cock but it's thin
feel insecure about it but the gf usually orgasms every time we have sex and occasionally cums twice in one shag so i don't fret
>>76269854
he touched her booby LOL
>>76269849
Yeah, I know. Someone must have done it and seen that though.
Being unique is one of the things that I couldn't live without really. I know it sounds snowflakey, but I can't really imagine just being the same as some of the people you meet where they have nothing of interest in their lives at all.
I believe that every man is judged on the strength of his anecdotes.
girls can't come exclusively from vaginal
>>76269900
>>76269910
you're in the club and this bint slaps your gfs arse
what do
>>76269803
yup didn't even realise she was a narcissist until a few months ago. Thought all the subtle emotional abuse and projection was normal
>>76268259
Nope. That was you allying with the (((Bolsheviks))) and enabling the tribe, their global financial capitalism and liberalism.
>>76268483
daredivel the movie