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gibi gf WHEN

>>76266555
gove

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anime

>fanning myself with a piece of pizza box

hot and fat

grim

>>76266555
corbyn

>>76266518

saw a 6/10 dutch girl go home with a 10/10 tall handsome built dark male last night

was like, yeah, that would happen

everybody knows

beef needs seasoning

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>>76266555
umm, that's not corbyn sweetie x

>>76266398
>been on a couple of pseudo-dates that came to nothing
>brought two girls back in my life but fucked neither of them (couldn't get it up with one and the other went to sleep after I went down)
>even more jaded for having almost tasted norminess

Life is very weird, I think fate may exist

farage is unironically one of the fucking stupidest politicans i've ever seen yet has somehow managed to irrepairably reck british politics. I genuinely don't understand how it has happened.

>people are concerned about immigration and lack of intergration
Farage proposes that we incrase immigration from former commonwealth countries, which are almost all countries with english as a second language and less cultural values than europeans

>claims the brexit vote was won without "any shots fired"
just no words for this lack of self awareness

>concedes referendum defeat yet claims the small margin of defeat will make him fight for another referendum
Farage actually wins the refendum and then considers the small margin a decisive victory

>complains about EU fuck up fishing laws
Farage never turns up in European parliment to actually represent the UK and fight against these laws

>visit assange in ecuadorian embassy
Farage denies this visit and later admits it's for a "journalism" piece

and we can keep going.

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>tfw depressed

Should Winston Churchill be considered a British hero?

Growing up I was fed the propaganda that he was a great man that lead us to victory against the Nazis but when ever he is mentioned here it is quite controversial which at first was shocking. I have done some research on the man and he is clearly a bloody racist. He wanted to keep England white. What does this mean for non white Brits? They should enjoy a racist looking at them when they use their £5 note?


Thoughts?

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>you will never duel another man to the death for the girl you both love

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Things aren't going that well with the soon to be irish gf help me lads

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*catches my reflection on the monitor while F5ing*

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>tfw bedroom is on the top floor of a tall building
>south facing
>no breeze outside
>all the heat from downstairs rises up the stairs and just sits at the top floor

I've had the windows open all day and the fan on the highest setting but it's still like a fucking sauna in here
Got like 3 hours of broken sleep last night
Truly, this is suffering

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listening to old yogpods lads

>>76266666

just thinking about the utter state of british politics right now

>>76266518
Dunno, plenty of fit Polish women around my bit

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anime

>>76266602
is this a reference?

>>76266685
he sounds like a hero to me

>>76266685
No.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonypandy_riots

made a nice hot cup of te

enjoy this time of year when the utter runtoids complain endlessly about a little heat

>waaah its too hot being in my room all day
>w-what l-l-leave my r-room? no.. NO!

looking for games to waste my money on come the steam sale but having no luck cause i have all the games i want

>>76266398

I like to imagine it's the 60s and this song is playing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZiBgFdA8sg

We're two teenagers from the heartland and my dad trusted me with his new corvette for this date

>>76266804
what u got

waaah its too hot being in my room all day

Crazy how close we are to >>77777777

I remember >>11111111 like it was yesterday

>>76266685
SJW shite aside Churchill was a bit of a mixed bag

He showed great leadership in the war (although the Bengali famine was easily avoidable) and his second tenure as prime minister was a good example of one nation conservatism (keeping and improving on the NHS/housing schemes etc.), but he was pretty rorke-tier in his younger years. He caused a scandal by suggesting using machine guns and the army to force striking miners to work in the '20s and Gallipoli was a complete disaster.

>>76266760
don't believe the lies that it'll cool you down
literally complete bullshit, tried earlier and it made me so much hotter, sweat a bit and then i was still just insanely hot

>>76266697
i know that feeling

but now ive got an AC and livin laarge

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>anon i need you to pop all of my zits with your teeth and you need to lick off the pus its the only way anon and you need to swallow it hurry!!

what do you do

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

I DID SOMETHING SLIGHTLY EMBARASSING

AAAAAAAAA
EVERY MUSCLE IN MY BODY IS TENSED SIMULTANEOUSLY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCKF UCKFUCKFUC KFUCKF UCK FUCKFUCK
ASS
AAAAAAAa

how much do you tip when you eat out lads?

Exam in 10 hours that I haven't revised for one bit

Ah yes...

>>76266838
nothing

>>76266838
I usually just throw down a fiver and call it quits

>>76266829
Turn 360 degrees and run away

>>76266829
Vomit

>>76266829
those don't look so ripe

Fans are sold out fucking EVERYWHERE

>swamp donkeys

what does this even mean?

>>76266838
15%

>>76266665
I feel bad when I say it but people have to be proper mentally damaged to vote the way they do
Like is it just spite? Because your da voted to fuck him and you over you'll vote to fuck yourself and your weans over? I just don't understand it
I'm beginning to think that the class system is more active than I thought it was, that would at least explain some of it

>>76266829
cute
like girls with imperfections
perfection looks creepy and scares me

so the yank tourist who stole a picture from north korea was tortured and killed. apparently they opened his skull and began removing bits of his brain haha

>>76266756
>owners claimed that the miners deliberately worked more slowly than they could
>The roughly 70 miners at the seam argued that the new seam was more difficult to work than others, due to a stone band that ran through it
>Also, since the miners were paid by the ton of coal removed, not by hours of work, working slowly would gain them no advantage
> paid by the ton of coal removed

Couldn't make that shit up

Don't get why rorke's nowadays don't recognise that the early labour movement is the main reason people have a reasonably decent life nowadays

>>76266838
if the person serving me is likely making more than me then i don't give them shit

wish people could get along and stop killing each other

>>76266915

Seriously hope we roll the tanks in a topple that shitty country in my life time

This, white men are the most evil creature on this world, unique in their destruction and oppression of the planet, this is why I got a vasectomy, this carnage needs to end and I am doing my part to make sure it doesn't continue.

>>76266915
what a fucking mong
bet he wasn't even cia either, just doing something stupid for the fuck of it
cannot fathom going to see the norks and being on anything but my best behaviour until I'm well out of view

binge bought books

11 of them

>>76266915
source?

>Iran: 'Tehran is not London and Paris' - IRGC general on Iran's strike in Syria

woke as fuck

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Does anyone else randomly remember embarrassing stuff and start pacing around the room muttering random words and groaning?

>>76266915
good
hands off dprk

>>76266955
was reading an article about it today

apparently kim's got both nukes, poison gas and biological weapons stockpiled

>>76266962
posters like this must be stopped, vasectomies for all

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>>76266993

>>76266975

>implying he did it

>>76266915
>>76266955
just as a fun little side note the uk and usa routinely pressure other countries to torture the fuck out of terrorists and combatants families so don't feel like we're getting screwed because we're too nice

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>>76266838
The only way

No, it is just things people used to find normal now we find morally wrong, if you go back 100 years pretty much everyone would be considered a religious loon, sexist, racist, homophobic etc. by our standards. I have a theory that In 100 years people will look back on how horrible rich countries were for having their goods made by people working in horrid conditions in poor countries.

It's officially to hot to get drunk

I'm dying

>>76267017
can we not just drop a few bunker busters on his head?

>>76266978
bet you're not gonna read them

>>76267053
they apparently don't have good intelligence on his precise whereabouts

>>76266915

Doctors confirmed that there was no sign he had been physically abused during his detention, based on scans.

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>France gets hit by over 30 terrorist attacks
>Elects Macron

>UK gets hit by 3 terrorist attacks
>The Welsh ram a van into a mosque

dont give a flhying fuck about the heat im so strong

>>76267038
dreadful

>>76266992
HOW DID HE FIND OUT

>>76266915
he unironically deserved it

about to go on a trip to the good old dprk in 2 months and honestly can't wait

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>>76267080

>>76266993
Anyone else get that if they start drinking the day/night after drinking heavily they have flashbacks to cringey memories they'd blacked out from the night before?

The alt right used to just be far right memes from 4chan, now they're just blanketing it as anything and everything nationalistic to make it seem like a new unified movement is on the rise.

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Owls! :3

>>76267095
make sure to get the kimcut before you go

>>76267017

Well, we could probably destroy them in precision bombing. Not like anything old Kimmy has anything that can stop us

waiting on the latest tim pic to indicate how hot it really is

im scots-irish

>>76267036
good point
wouldn't put it past those dirty fucks to make something up
least we have the worst koreans, bunch of nuts but they're our little slant eyed pets

Ah yes, whites just leaving and it is a coincidence. Tell yourself that if it helps you sleep at night but you know it is wrong and the UK will soon be just the same as every other multicultural society with endless ethnic ghettos and democracy being reduced down to panders for votes by each ethnicity rather than policy. Thank you.

>>76266892
Fucking speak english you jock twat. No one is impressed you opt out of spelling correctly in favour of being quirky. FUCK OFF

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>>76267095
good lad

>>76266993
Did this for a while after I went through my honeymoon phase of MDMA. Use to get mad anxiety over the fact I was chatting absolute bollocks.
You grow to realize it doesn't really matter in the end because we're all gonna die anyway

>>76267120
:3 me on the right

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just poured myself a proper pint

>>76267038
haha if anyone actually did this the waitress would just treat them like shit and disregard the money

>>76267126
https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/876898631525306368

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>tfw I never had a coming of age adventure with my friends

>>76267177
which one is Thee Rock

>>76267086
Can you smoke in bars in Croatia?

nuke north korea
don't care what the international reaction is just don't want it to exist any more simple as

>>76267164
good job lad

>>76267123
Yeah but you'd have to guarantee that you get all of them + the artillery pointed towards Seoul, otherwise they'd probably start glassing the south koreans which memes aside we can't really tolerate

Wonder what would happen if the south koreans did something of their own accord

>>76267095

unironically hope you get put in a work camp for the rest of your life

>>76267143
what
what did I even misspell I didn't think I fucked anythign up this time

>>76267038
been in the service industry myself and would fucking heem any mong who tried this degrading shit with me

>>76267170
Why hasn't he been committed yet?

English identity is problematic as English people don't exist (social construct)

where was your coming of age adventure lads lads?

i went to aiya napa with the lads at 16
got into like 5 places the entire week because we were so obviously underage tourists and it was fucking ghetto there, tail end of the grime/napa thing

>>76266838
15% service charge
it's mandatory in this country

eating a twix x

Some absolute idiot drove into the river after a car chase, the police had blocked the bridge so he just sped right into it. My mum could hear the sirens from her work place

>>76267177
friends and i got kicked out of a bowling alley once so we walked around the parking lot till our moms came

unironically more afraid of the inevitable and fast rise of AI than I am afraid of Islam, the left, the far right, the Jews, the Russians, nuclear war, etc.

>>76267271
*feeds you*

>>76267223
They'd get wiped out

>>76267259

black people don't exist either

might play a little bit of baldur's gate 2

>oxygen deprivation, likely due to water torture

ah yes north korea

>>76267275
theres no crime in niceland

>>76267275
your mum sounds hot

>>76267201
yes, we're not nonces

Is China not pissed off at NK as well atm, and is NK not pretty much dependent on Chinese aid?

If China could be brought round could the country not effectively be sanctioned into not being crazy as fuck?

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>>76267275
forgot picture

>>76267263
im going interrailing for 30 days with 3 friends this August (i turned 18 in January)

one slight issue is that when we scheduled the trip i was the only gay guy out of us 4

but since then 2 of my friends have come out as bisexual and the last one is 100% a homo repressing it

so im a bit worried there might be some sexual tension hijinks ensuing

>>76266694
AWFUL feel

When ever people of colour, persons of Islamic faith, female ladies and lady men bring up problems affecting their communities they get told by the right to "Shut up you idiot, identity politics is bad" but then those same people relish the identity politics of their nation. Oh we should all feel "British" and preserve "British values" effectively telling ethnic minorities their identity politics should be replaced with a whiter more Anglo normative identity politics of "Britishness" well no. This is cultural imperialism by White Anglo Saxon Protestants.
Thoughts? I essentially want to hear from non white and non national normative persons (Scots, Welsh, Northern Irish)

>>76267292

It's not a coming of age event unless you poke a dead body or experiment with homosexuality

The Labour elite need to realise the UK is not London, London is very brown and you can pander to their ethnic pride and dislike of the whites "You're wonderful! You make this place so vibrant and diverse! London would be shit if it were still filled with white people that spoke English in an English accent!" Then they get out of the M25 and realise the most common eye colour is blue and they can't win the identity politics game in England.

thinking about 'cide

>>76267292
we got kicked out of a bowling alley too for throwing too many balls down the alley and jamming the lane
we got thrown out but ngl felt like an absolute badass

>>76267229
>da
>weuns

Just fucking awful. Have an accent, no one is stopping you. But dont translate it into text. Why?

>>76267326
>want to go interrailing with mates
>accommodation is expensive as fuck
>we're all inept at organising things

help

>>76267315
sehr gut

going to take a look at the 'der in Split

>>76267320
think the general idea is north and south are going to reunify when the north collapses and then china will have a staunch US ally with a land border with china and thats bad for china i think

Favourite scran?

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>>76267177
>tfw I never had a coming of age sexual awakening with my best friend

Syria has now been bombed by the USA, UK, France, Russia, Turkey, Iran

>>76267320
china doesn't really like nk anymore

nobody does

>>76267320
Not really no, Kimbo would just starve them

>>76267362
oh whoops
da was supposed to be dad
weans is a real word though right

>>76267333
your gay lol
how's that for thoughts

>>76266665
hes right

>implying we can't take on a country using cold war tech in less than 24 hours


fucking need to join the army before we do it tho

>>76267380
chips and mushy peas

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Really really lookin forward to university
its literally my dream uni, im so happy about it

cant wait to be free of this fucking hellhole and escape there

when i was younger i used to think that when i left for uni i could suddenly cut contact with my family and never see them again - now im older and know thats not possible, but im still happy to be away form home for at least half the year

PS: does anyone know if its possible to arrange to stay at your uni yearround like the international students do even if you aren't an international student? could i pay for them to let me stay in my uni accomodation then?

>>76267355
I do too every waking moment x

>>76267297

AI will never match human intelligence, read Penrose

>>76267369
hostelbookers+go to eastern/southern europe
do night trains
use db.de for trains around europe and theres a website with loads of good advice will try and find it

>>76267413
which uni and course?

>>76267380
bbq doritos

>>76267297
the hope that a superintelligent AI will be able to magically fix everything with a flick of its wrist is the only thing that keeps me going

>>76267333
It's actually leftypol, the alt lite (libertarians) and the skeptic community who hate identity politics.

In the Alt Right, we embrace it. Identity is important. We have our right to try and preserve our racial, ethnic, cultural identity and traditions, and we don't blame blacks and Muslims for wanting to do that too. However that will naturally mean we'll be in conflict over which identity belongs here, and honestly, their way of life is just not British.

>>76267333
>When ever people of colour, persons of Islamic faith, female ladies and lady men bring up problems affecting their communities they get told by the right to "Shut up you idiot, identity politics is bad"
No they don't
Only on the internet

>>76267380
lasagne with garlic bread and a nice salad.

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>want to be a rorke
>all the people I hate from my childhood are white British

well good morning

>>76267320

NK is already sanctioned to the limit

China needs NK as a buffer and doesn't want millions of refugees pouring over the border

>>76267441
>>76267333
praise kek shadilay

>>76267431
London Met, Identity Politics & Global Peace

>>76267369
actually we havent done any organisation regarding accomodation yet because we're inept retards too lmao

>>76267381
had this with my best mate
i came out as gay shortly afterwards, but he pretends it never happened and got really angry when i brought it up one time

so... yeh. overrated.

>>76267095
Went 4 years ago with YPT like Otto lad did, it wasn't really worth it at all. I didn't expect much but it was just boring tbqh, the others on the group made it worth it.

>>76267427
thanks, how much are you paying each and are the train reservation things hard to go through

>night trains
you're sleeping on the trains?

>>76267426
if you're talking about roger penrose, he's gone a bit mental in recent years and any other physicist will attest to this

>>76267463
hi leftypol

Still too hot lads

>>76267326
A friend and I went to Berlin a few months ago and seriously considered staying in the gay hostel 'cause of how cheap it was compared to the others. Whelped when we saw the cheap beds were in a 64 man dorm.

>64 man dorm
>in a gay hostel

What are your hobbies?

>>76267405
the US would stomp them obviously, point is they could do an unacceptable amount of damage before that

as if we've got literal faggot children ITT, disgusting

>>76267413
you'd probably have to ring up your accommodation to see if you can, would charge you up the ass for it probably though. Most international students are rich as fuck. Well, their parents are.

>>76267297
It'll either kill us quickly or usher in a utopia. Nothing to be scared of really

You will FUCKING ANSWER ME >>76267455

>>76267463
nice alt lite meme

>>76267426
it doesnt need to match human intelligence to cause problems, given most jobs barely take any intelligence at all

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>Mfw the DPRK is sanctioned by everyone and still provides healthcare, work, education and housing for all

>>76267431
Oxford for Physics
(not >>76267464)

>>76267498
dorf fortress
reading
weightlifting
graffiti
dancing

>>76267497
which hostel is that? asking for a mate

>>76267497
Hot

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Is the left's love of anti-nationalism their greatest weakness?

"Boarders are a made up line on a map. England and France are the same thing anyway. Open borders. National traditions are chains around the necks of the working class. Refugees welcome." This has been the standard left wing ideology for some time now but I believe it is holding them back. People have been tricked into thinking their countries are real and they should care about who their ancestors were and what their ancestors did, this we all know is wrong and people should care about the globalised (Globalized) diverse world in the present and future not the past.

As it is now the left is stuck. I believe the left should pander to the nationalist feels of the working class to get their votes in the short term but still create policies to push us into the future. Easier immigration, a more global view taught in schools and more focus on the black slave trad done by white people. More hate speech laws so that fascists are even afraid to think wrongly.

How do they pander to the working classes you ask? Simple, film Corbyn wearing a sports shirt sitting in a pub, have Labour petition to turn the NHS logo letters into red, white and blue because of Britain and finally release propaganda videos of Battle of Britain footage with inspiring music and then at the end have a black screen that says "Labour is battling for Britain" and Britain should be in red, white and blue.
The only way the left can stay true and still win. thoughts?

>>76267498
drugs and masturbation in that order

>>76267530
>Oxford for Physics
literal genius itt

>>76267164
The dutch are jealous of you

>>76267391
I just googled it and it is. Fine. Still disgusting though. At least you didn't say bairns. It might be in the dictionary but it's still made up, abbreviation of wee one, used only in scotland. You get a pass on a technicality this time, count yourself lucky

>>76267529
the sanctions are pointless since they barely communicate/rely on the outside world let alone the western world

>>76267542
Left-wing nationalism exists.

(Scotland, Northern Irish republicans, Palestine, Tibet, Rojava, Gaddafi's Libya, Nasser's Egypt)

>>76267530
Which college?

>>76267530
keep reading and weightlifting, drop the others, hat-man.

You white DEVILS now the poor muslims are scared
DIE DIE DIE

>>76267591
err, not sure if i should say
but its Trinity College

>>76267573
thank'n yee massr

*considers myself lucky*

*falls aslee

>>76267542
Not. One. Fucking. Word

mums pissin me off
>your looking very skeletal, you not think you're taking this weight loss too far?
she never mentioned my weight once when I was pushing 25 stone

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too hot

>>76267538
Literally just called Gay Hostel Berlin or something

was like 5 Euros a night on hostelworld at the time

>>76267590
>Tibet
nah
the dalai lama was a slave owning dictator

Wonder how you end up getting into the upper class crowd if you aren't one

>>76267529
https://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/rick-newman/2013/04/12/heres-how-lousy-life-is-in-north-korea

>>76267529
except when they run out of resources and half the country starves to death every 5 years or so

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>The headlines tonight: Music festival goers destroy preschooler's potted plants

Ridiculous news today, lads

>>76267665
you can own slaves and be left-wing

>>76267465
eh, sounds like it's still worth it to me

what's the point of third level except for women to ride the cock carousel and men to prepare for decades of wage slavery

>>76267666
go to a private/highly ranked uni

any means necessary

>>76267573
bairns is fine
it's aelde aenglische

>>76267546
>tfw done enough drugs that just alcohol on a night out doesn't cut the mustard
>tfw social autist so no numbers (get it from friends normally but they're inconsistent) and can't order off the dnm

>>76266665
that's because you're a lefty retard who doesn't understand

>>76267666
be good at something

>>76267695
Fucked up on that one already though.

I'll probably try to make friends with Oxbridge people who I meet when I'm working, and hope I can sneak in that way.

>>76267666
depends what you mean
if you mean 'knowing upper class people', its the same as any social group - you make friends with one rich fella and he introduces you to his mates

if you mean Polo clubs and debauched parties then why the fuck would you want that
even actual upperclass people hate those guys

>>76267498
Reading
Writing
Publishing
Dating
Jokewriting
Games of all kinds
Weightlifting
Small coin collecting
Used to do tabletop wargaming but that's gone by the wayside
4Chan
Etc

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>>76267615
Poor facsimile of the real deal

>>76267726
The former one obviously.

Want to be a part of a comfy club some day, so I can go there and drink expensive whisky and talk to the people running the country.

>>76267498
prefer not to say

>>76267747
I'd unironically rather go to Oxford than Cambridge.

I went to Liverpool John Moores though, so you know.

>>76267668
https://www.liberationnews.org/my-trip-to-north-korea-13-misconceptions-corrected/

>>76267727
show us some of your """""writing"""""

>>76267724
some useful 'ins' you might have an opportunity to seize:

>going to a country church
GREAT way to meet old rich bints and country squires
>going to a library
good way to meet middleaged rich poshos
>going to a tour of an intellectual place (eg CERN)
decent way to meet young rich people

Christ lads my anus is absolutely pouring with sweat right now

>>76267413
your accomodation contract probably lasts until july, at which point you'd usually move into a rented house with friends. those often have 12 month contracts so yes its possible to stay all the time, but keep in mind most of your friends will leave and itll get lonely.

>>76267498
smokin weed
reading about urban planning
fucking around on sketchup
"""aggressive"""" inline
big poos

Finished the 'levels. Time to find a job for the 'p 'year

>>76267754
>tfw entitled to join the Caledonia Club through sheer birthright

Need to head along for some cigars some day

got quite a pathetic life and am 19 right now

will i be able to turn it all around within a few years to enjoy my 20s with success?

>>76267700
Objectively not. Reee.

Bairn is Scots, Scottish English, and Northern English for a child. It originated in Old English as "bearn", becoming chiefly Scottish c. 1700.

>>76267673
good thing that doesn't happen

>>76267784
>https://www.liberationnews.org/
>blog
ah yes, this is surely a great source

>>76267695

That wouldn't get you into the upper class. You simply cannot buy or work your way into the upper class, it's a hereditary thing like being a Prince, Earl, Duke etc.

Even the Prime Minister and MP's are mostly middle class.

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>>76266567
GOOD post

>>76267774
It was a joke m8

Trinity in Cambridge is the richest and one of the most prestigious colleges whereas Trinity in Oxford is middling

>>76267812
I didn't

>>76267784
>Probably the most gorgeous city in the world, Pyongyang

Stopped reading there, sorry. Rather listen to what the countless NK defectors have to say about the country than some western shitter who spent 3 days in a controlled tourist environment.

https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/6i7w9r/today_on_my_facebook_none_of_my_friends_have/
a damning indictment

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>>76267747
Pretty sure you got that the wrong way round lad :^)

>>76267754
I'll unironically sponsor you for the Travellers Club if you want, but you'll still need to find one more sponsor (and pay the dues) to become a member
just dont embarass me cause if you get thrown out ill get thrown out too

>>76267815
cognate with born and to bare a child from old norse

Have you ever slept in the park or the street lads

>>76267794
Decent options.

I'm actually able to get on with poshos quite well, so I think I could sneak in there. I'm not posh myself, but I know what would be expected.

>>76267811
Jealous 2bh

>>76267812
you have until 25 at the VERY latest i'd say
turning 28 here and ive completely fucked it

>>76267788
There once was a yank
Like milk in the summer sun
Boy that yank sure stank

>>76267498
DJ'ing
Producing
Vidya
Getting fucked up on weekends
I guess computers, but i'd say it's more something that I have a small interest in and am alright at so it would make a reasonable career choice later on.

>>76267812
I've found you grow out of autism a bit in your early 20s desu

>>76267844
reee its not middling its just not quite toptier the same way CTrin is

]^:<

Walcome tae Wikipaedia,
the free encyclopaedia that awbody can eedit.

>>76267847
>Also with regards to death it's so far thought the person that died was having a heart attack before the van hit and they don't know if he was actually hit.
Is this true lads, are the welsh really this bad at terror attacks?

tryhard wannabe poshos

>>76267847
two reasons
-tragedy fatigue
-in group preference

muzzies didn't care about the white deaths, whites don't care about the muzzie death

>>76267846
>countless NK defectors
loads of them go home when they see life outside NK
http://www.businessinsider.com/why-north-korean-defectors-keep-returning-home-2013-12?IR=T

>>76267849
Would genuinely consider that la, thanks. I'll be in the civil service anyway and I've worked abroad a whole bunch.

>>76267854
i slept in one of those mcdonalds playgrounds once

>>76267916
why

on the mixed fruits lads

Do you guys have jobs?

What do you work as?

>>76267914
>I'll be in the Civil Service
oh mate dont even worry about it lmao
youll find yourself falling accidentally into more Members Clubs than you can shake a sheik at

>>76267945
Chicken farm

>>76267857
>Jealous 2bh
desu I think you can get into it now if you can just demonstrate an "intense interest in Scotland and its culture" or something

When my grandfather joined you had to be Scottish or have Scottish parents

>>76267854
train station in amsterdam

>>76267938
careful now...

>>76267945
Full stack software developer

>>76267910
>These 800 are largely believed to have fled to China and Southeast Asian countries, eventually planning to return home
this is retarded. an average person who escaped would be sent to a death camp upon returning to nk. and they can only confirm one returning by boat, which could have just been a spy.

>>76267932
i needed to catch a bus to get home but no buses were coming that late so i had to wait until morning

>>76267831
oh right i forgot about the autistic definition of upper class some people use

i'm referring to the red trousered cocaine sniffing sloane rangering rah professional class

>>76267945
>Do you guys have jobs?
packaging chicken

>>76267945
full time pussy slayer yo

>>76267498
Reading
Weightlifting
Squash
Music (listening, and attending concerts and club nights)

Feel like I need another, want to learn Python and maybe French

>people with respectable jobs still post here
so job is not the solution then

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>>76267945
potwasher in me da's restaurant

>>76267945
security guard

>>76267980
did you get mugged? is there a way of securing valuables

>originated in Old English as "bearn", becoming chiefly Scottish c. 1700.
>becoming chiefly Scottish c. 1700.
>chiefly Scottish
>c. 1700

Reeeeeeeeeeee

>>76267945
Spark

>>76267945
Waiter/barman/office shit for a moderately sized hotel

>>76267945
I work at Morrisons

>>76268022
you're here forever

>>76267945
Comfy student living of my parents money

>>76267965
Quality. I'm going to take advantage of that shit as much as humanly possible. As well because I know all the girls wouldn't be into that sort of thing, but it's what I'm really into, so it'll help me with my career in the long run.

Probably can't hurt loving high quality whisky too.

>>76267971
Oh, right, both of my parents are Scottish so I'm alright with that too.

Looks like it's all looking good.

*is cat*

>>76268037
>>76267967
sounds comfy

>>76268033
grim

>>76268033
this is good evidence on why democracy is flawed

got a good post to make but ill wait till the new thread to post it

>>76268069
*scratches the base of your tail*

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>>76267838
terrible post

>>76267945
rent boy

don't even know what a club means

is it like a stripper place or something

>>76268075
>>76268082
up against the wall bougies

>>76267910
>loads
>800 have fled to southeast asia and might return home

ah yes they returned home because the conditions in NK are so much better and not because they simply couldn't find any jobs in the cities as they're mostly unskilled peasants

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>>76268093

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>>76268132

>>76267945
barman/PT bumboy

>>76268128
literally a bunch of braindead retarded normies jumping up and down in flashing lights to some shit songs from BBC top 40

awfully grim

>>76267498
>>76267945

LOT of data collecting going on ITT...

>>76268128
Shut up Louis

Anyone actually know what happens at the masons?

Been invited to join when I turn 21 by a couple of guys at the local lodge (didn't even know my village had one)

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absolutely terrified of working lads
never worked before

hate everyone and how smug and confident they are


love it when they die in terror attacks and accidents

>>76268128
it's a place where they play loud music and sell very overpriced drinks
full of normies usually

>>76268167
gay sex with cute young lads x

>>76268156
>>76268165
>>76268179
no I know that

i mean the one that they're talking about for work or something

are part time secretary jobs any good las

>>76268152
>the labour theory of value is still true
but that's correct

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>>76267945
mcdonalds

>>76268069
*sticks chewing gum on your back*

>>76268167
I'd join them in a heartbeat given half a chance. My Grandpa was in it but my dad never joined. I don't know anyone to recommend me.

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>>76268168
same

>>76268128
dark room with fancy lighting
overpriced bar in the corner
INCREDIBLY loud music
maybe a few chairs but mostly dancefloor
sometimes a cabaret stage

i enjoy them but i have to get pretty smashed first

>>76268168
there's nothing to be scared of tbqh

starting in a new school or uni is probably scarier

>>76268203
could be worse desu

>>76268168
you'll be gettin done up the bum, hurts at first but you start to really enjoy it

>>76268201
need me to btfo you yet again on this?

>>76268069
*kicks you*

>>76268167
it's just a gentlemen's club really

>>76268193
idk what's a work club?

give us more context

>>76268042
nah and nah
also slept outside the police station and the consulate for a few hours

>>76268229
>also slept outside the police station and the consulate for a few hours
literal homeless mate how did they not shoo you off

>>76268156
haha look how superior I am drinking in my pants on my own in front of a computer screen

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>>76268216
FONT

>>76268228
>>76268228
>>76268228

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>>76268168
>>76268213
>started working at 16
>these fucking runts are probably in their 20s and still get to live off mummys money

>>76268228
>>76268228

>>76268255
im not a normie at all, i work in a call centre and i am an asocial spacker who none of my colleagues likes

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>>76268207
>>76268224

>>76268201
No it isn't, and it never was, and never will be. Because humans. Get over it you child.

>>76268193
Members clubs are an Imperial style tradition that is now only an upper/middle class thing

Its a social club + bar, usually with a fantastically old and luxurious premises.

Uses:
>networking - youll be introduced to people who might give you a leg up in life later down the line
>social - youll make new friends
>entertainment - taking someone as a guest to the Members Bar is always impressive

They all have different requirements to join, but usually theres a system where you have to be elected to join by 2 existing members and approved by a majority of the rest

>>76268168
on your first day the line manager will take you around everyone to introduce you and I mean everyone, not just the people you will be working with, not just the ones in your department. but every single person on your floor even if you work in a massive office building . he will say the exact same thing , and you'll shake hands while finding out their names as if you could remember them. has happened to me in every place I worked and I have no idea why this is convention

>>76268251
i got woken up by the consul general and his security guard asking me who i was and whether i had any money
top laughs really

French here in London
First day in this city, i thought i will die